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Small Dicks and Lazy Eyes: Organi[chat]

Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited February 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
In this thread, we honour one of our own: Organichu! Let's hear it for that crazy, gun-wielding, Jewish [chat]ter!

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Damn, beat me by a minute.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I like this one better because it doesn't break my hscroll with sperger porn.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • SkyGheNeSkyGheNe Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    WHICH THREAD DO I POST IN!?

    I guess I just answered my own question. Answer in the form of a question!

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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I support the kakos agenda!

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    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Man, which one is real?

    kakos, tell me!

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited February 2010
    Yeah, that chart broke my skull; No need for that in the OP.

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    This one, my twin. This one.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I hear organ carries a gun with him to the restroom, just in case Billy the Kid wants a little foreplay.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'm picking this thread

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    i am honored

    holypooppatch.jpg

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i am honored

    holypooppatch.jpg

    <3

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i am honored

    holypooppatch.jpg

    <3

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    organ with a lazy eye you still CAN "see" out of the eye, right? like, the eye works, and is functional,

    but when you open both your brain has been trained to ignore the input from the one eye when looking at the world? is that how it works?

    what do you see when you cover your good eye?

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I hear organ carries a gun with him to the restroom, just in case Billy the Kid wants a little foreplay.

    it can actually be a little uncomfortable to shit in a public restroom when carrying

    but i carry with an inside the waistband holster, so it's not a big deal personally

    just sits inside my pantalones while they're crumpled around my feet

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Lazy Eye is a song I've played too often by now.

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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I hear organ carries a gun with him to the restroom, just in case Billy the Kid wants a little foreplay.

    I was driving my fiancee to work this morning and was behind a pickup that stopped at a four way with stop signs. Across the street is a car and to our left was another truck and no one was going. So, in my best western voice I say "Looks like we've got ourselves a mexican standoff." My fiancee chuckled but didn't understand the concept. Another perfectly good joke lost. :(

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    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Lazy Eye is a song I've played too often by now.

    hiya hapsy

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

    Bama on
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    small eyes and lazy dick?

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    organ with a lazy eye you still CAN "see" out of the eye, right? like, the eye works, and is functional,

    but when you open both your brain has been trained to ignore the input from the one eye when looking at the world? is that how it works?

    what do you see when you cover your good eye?

    I don't know lets ask Forrest Whitaker.

    "GRARHAHRA I WILL RAPE YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME"

    Ok lets not ask Forrest.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

    Feels good man.

    Cinders on
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

    would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

    I also have one here in support of codpieces

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I hear organ carries a gun with him to the restroom, just in case Billy the Kid wants a little foreplay.

    it can actually be a little uncomfortable to shit in a public restroom when carrying

    but i carry with an inside the waistband holster, so it's not a big deal personally

    just sits inside my pantalones while they're crumpled around my feet

    And if your shit attacks, you can shoot the shit out of it, literally!

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I hear organ carries a gun with him to the restroom, just in case Billy the Kid wants a little foreplay.

    I was driving my fiancee to work this morning and was behind a pickup that stopped at a four way with stop signs. Across the street is a car and to our left was another truck and no one was going. So, in my best western voice I say "Looks like we've got ourselves a mexican standoff." My fiancee chuckled but didn't understand the concept. Another perfectly good joke lost. :(

    You got pity laughed. PITY LAUGHED!

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    organ with a lazy eye you still CAN "see" out of the eye, right? like, the eye works, and is functional,

    but when you open both your brain has been trained to ignore the input from the one eye when looking at the world? is that how it works?

    what do you see when you cover your good eye?

    for some people it works in exactly the way you describe

    i personally am legally blind in my left eye, also

    it's not total 'blackness' or anything like that... but it's significantly worse than 20/800 (the standard for blindness in america)

    if my mom were standing right in front of me i couldn't pick her out with my good eye closed

    i might not even be able to tell there's a person in front of me

    just a shape about my height, of a different color than the backdrop behind it

    so i have 'some' peripheral vision in it... i might get the 'sense' that something's coming at me from my left but i probably won't know what it is

    so yeah

    if my right eye were like my left eye i'd be a blind dude

    Organichu on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    watch the whole video (Possibly old, I dunno)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwdWuJbXEfw&feature=related

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    So, apparently I'm making another run at a blog.

    I have a terrible, awful track record with blogs, but... long story.

    Gosling on
    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    That could be the title of a thread discussing Japan. Heyooooo

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

    would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

    I also have one here in support of codpieces
    I mean, dropping the waistband to your knees seems good enough.

    I'm not sure that I want to futz with the fasteners for a buttflap.

    Bama on
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

    would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

    I also have one here in support of codpieces

    What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    organ you should have either a heart-shaped eyepatch or one with rhinestones on it

    I feel like you are missing out on some potential awesome here

    jolly roger also acceptable

    skippydumptruck on
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

    So that you can spread your legs a little?

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

    would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

    I also have one here in support of codpieces

    What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

    the best thing is when you take a poop and then go directly to the shower without wiping

    skippydumptruck on
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    So I know nothing about tea. I assume instant tea is an abomination. What is the difference between teabags and loose tea in terms of taste? What should I put in tea?

    Couscous on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    organ with a lazy eye you still CAN "see" out of the eye, right? like, the eye works, and is functional,

    but when you open both your brain has been trained to ignore the input from the one eye when looking at the world? is that how it works?

    what do you see when you cover your good eye?

    for some people it works in exactly the way you describe

    i personally am legally blind in my left eye, also

    it's not total 'blackness' or anything like that... but it's significantly worse than 20/800 (the standard for blindness in america)

    if my mom were standing right in front of me i couldn't pick her out with my good eye closed

    i might not even be able to tell there's a person in front of me

    just a shape about my height, of a different color than the backdrop behind it

    so i have 'some' peripheral vision in it... i might get the 'sense' that something's coming at me from my left but i probably won't know what it is

    so yeah

    if my right eye were like my left eye i'd be a blind dude
    eeenteresting

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    my pants are always at my ankles when i shit

    it's a lifestyle and i know it's not for everyone but i've made a commitment

    Organichu on
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

    would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

    I also have one here in support of codpieces

    What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

    The naked poop is a god given right.

    Everyone should poop naked at home. Hell, if I have a monster shit coming that might cause me to sweat, I might preemptively get naked, as to not sully my clothes.

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Easiest [chat] thread win ever.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

    would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

    I also have one here in support of codpieces

    What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

    the best thing is when you take a poop and then go directly to the shower without wiping

    and then piss on your wife in the shower

    that's the best

    MikeMan on
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

    would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

    I also have one here in support of codpieces

    What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

    The naked poop is a god given right.

    Everyone should poop naked at home. Hell, if I have a monster shit coming that might cause me to sweat, I might preemptively get naked, as to not sully my clothes.
    I was comfortable not knowing this about you.

    Bama on
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