Small Dicks and Lazy Eyes: Organi[chat]

Premier kakos

In this thread, we honour one of our own: Organichu! Let's hear it for that crazy, gun-wielding, Jewish [chat]ter!

Inquisitor

Damn, beat me by a minute.

Preacher

I like this one better because it doesn't break my hscroll with sperger porn.

SkyGheNe

WHICH THREAD DO I POST IN!?

I guess I just answered my own question. Answer in the form of a question!

Gonmun

I support the kakos agenda!

Haphazard

Man, which one is real?

kakos, tell me!

syndalis

Yeah, that chart broke my skull; No need for that in the OP.

Premier kakos

This one, my twin. This one.

Preacher

I hear organ carries a gun with him to the restroom, just in case Billy the Kid wants a little foreplay.

amateurhour

I'm picking this thread

Organichu

i am honored

Premier kakos

Organichu wrote: »

i am honored

<3

Res

Premier kakos wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

i am honored

<3

MikeMan

organ with a lazy eye you still CAN "see" out of the eye, right? like, the eye works, and is functional,

but when you open both your brain has been trained to ignore the input from the one eye when looking at the world? is that how it works?

what do you see when you cover your good eye?

Organichu

Preacher wrote: »

I hear organ carries a gun with him to the restroom, just in case Billy the Kid wants a little foreplay.

it can actually be a little uncomfortable to shit in a public restroom when carrying

but i carry with an inside the waistband holster, so it's not a big deal personally

just sits inside my pantalones while they're crumpled around my feet

Haphazard

Lazy Eye is a song I've played too often by now.

Gonmun

Preacher wrote: »

I hear organ carries a gun with him to the restroom, just in case Billy the Kid wants a little foreplay.

I was driving my fiancee to work this morning and was behind a pickup that stopped at a four way with stop signs. Across the street is a car and to our left was another truck and no one was going. So, in my best western voice I say "Looks like we've got ourselves a mexican standoff." My fiancee chuckled but didn't understand the concept. Another perfectly good joke lost.

nexuscrawler

Haphazard wrote: »

Lazy Eye is a song I've played too often by now.

hiya hapsy

Bama

I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

skippydumptruck

small eyes and lazy dick?

Preacher

MikeMan wrote: »

organ with a lazy eye you still CAN "see" out of the eye, right? like, the eye works, and is functional,

but when you open both your brain has been trained to ignore the input from the one eye when looking at the world? is that how it works?

what do you see when you cover your good eye?

I don't know lets ask Forrest Whitaker.

"GRARHAHRA I WILL RAPE YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME"

Ok lets not ask Forrest.

Cinders

Bama wrote: »

I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

Feels good man.

skippydumptruck

Bama wrote: »

I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

I also have one here in support of codpieces

Premier kakos

Organichu wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

I hear organ carries a gun with him to the restroom, just in case Billy the Kid wants a little foreplay.

it can actually be a little uncomfortable to shit in a public restroom when carrying

but i carry with an inside the waistband holster, so it's not a big deal personally

just sits inside my pantalones while they're crumpled around my feet

And if your shit attacks, you can shoot the shit out of it, literally!

Preacher

Gonmun wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

I hear organ carries a gun with him to the restroom, just in case Billy the Kid wants a little foreplay.

I was driving my fiancee to work this morning and was behind a pickup that stopped at a four way with stop signs. Across the street is a car and to our left was another truck and no one was going. So, in my best western voice I say "Looks like we've got ourselves a mexican standoff." My fiancee chuckled but didn't understand the concept. Another perfectly good joke lost.

You got pity laughed. PITY LAUGHED!

Organichu

MikeMan wrote: »

organ with a lazy eye you still CAN "see" out of the eye, right? like, the eye works, and is functional,

but when you open both your brain has been trained to ignore the input from the one eye when looking at the world? is that how it works?

what do you see when you cover your good eye?

for some people it works in exactly the way you describe

i personally am legally blind in my left eye, also

it's not total 'blackness' or anything like that... but it's significantly worse than 20/800 (the standard for blindness in america)

if my mom were standing right in front of me i couldn't pick her out with my good eye closed

i might not even be able to tell there's a person in front of me

just a shape about my height, of a different color than the backdrop behind it

so i have 'some' peripheral vision in it... i might get the 'sense' that something's coming at me from my left but i probably won't know what it is

so yeah

if my right eye were like my left eye i'd be a blind dude

Podly

watch the whole video (Possibly old, I dunno)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwdWuJbXEfw&feature=related

Gosling

So, apparently I'm making another run at a blog.

I have a terrible, awful track record with blogs, but... long story.

Premier kakos

That could be the title of a thread discussing Japan. Heyooooo

Bama

skippydumptruck wrote: »

Bama wrote: »

I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

I also have one here in support of codpieces

I mean, dropping the waistband to your knees seems good enough.

I'm not sure that I want to futz with the fasteners for a buttflap.

amateurhour

skippydumptruck wrote: »

Bama wrote: »

I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

I also have one here in support of codpieces

What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

skippydumptruck

organ you should have either a heart-shaped eyepatch or one with rhinestones on it

I feel like you are missing out on some potential awesome here

jolly roger also acceptable

Donkey Kong

Bama wrote: »

I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

So that you can spread your legs a little?

skippydumptruck

amateurhour wrote: »

skippydumptruck wrote: »

Bama wrote: »

I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

I also have one here in support of codpieces

What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

the best thing is when you take a poop and then go directly to the shower without wiping

Couscous

So I know nothing about tea. I assume instant tea is an abomination. What is the difference between teabags and loose tea in terms of taste? What should I put in tea?

MikeMan

Organichu wrote: »

MikeMan wrote: »

organ with a lazy eye you still CAN "see" out of the eye, right? like, the eye works, and is functional,

but when you open both your brain has been trained to ignore the input from the one eye when looking at the world? is that how it works?

what do you see when you cover your good eye?

for some people it works in exactly the way you describe

i personally am legally blind in my left eye, also

it's not total 'blackness' or anything like that... but it's significantly worse than 20/800 (the standard for blindness in america)

if my mom were standing right in front of me i couldn't pick her out with my good eye closed

i might not even be able to tell there's a person in front of me

just a shape about my height, of a different color than the backdrop behind it

so i have 'some' peripheral vision in it... i might get the 'sense' that something's coming at me from my left but i probably won't know what it is

so yeah

if my right eye were like my left eye i'd be a blind dude

eeenteresting

Organichu

my pants are always at my ankles when i shit

it's a lifestyle and i know it's not for everyone but i've made a commitment

syndalis

amateurhour wrote: »

skippydumptruck wrote: »

Bama wrote: »

I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

I also have one here in support of codpieces

What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

The naked poop is a god given right.

Everyone should poop naked at home. Hell, if I have a monster shit coming that might cause me to sweat, I might preemptively get naked, as to not sully my clothes.

Premier kakos

Easiest [chat] thread win ever.

MikeMan

skippydumptruck wrote: »

amateurhour wrote: »

skippydumptruck wrote: »

Bama wrote: »

I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

I also have one here in support of codpieces

What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

the best thing is when you take a poop and then go directly to the shower without wiping

and then piss on your wife in the shower

that's the best

Bama

syndalis wrote: »

amateurhour wrote: »

skippydumptruck wrote: »

Bama wrote: »

I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

I also have one here in support of codpieces

What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

The naked poop is a god given right.

Everyone should poop naked at home. Hell, if I have a monster shit coming that might cause me to sweat, I might preemptively get naked, as to not sully my clothes.

I was comfortable not knowing this about you.