Small Dicks and Lazy Eyes: Organi[chat]

Gonmun

Preacher wrote: »

Gonmun wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

I hear organ carries a gun with him to the restroom, just in case Billy the Kid wants a little foreplay.

I was driving my fiancee to work this morning and was behind a pickup that stopped at a four way with stop signs. Across the street is a car and to our left was another truck and no one was going. So, in my best western voice I say "Looks like we've got ourselves a mexican standoff." My fiancee chuckled but didn't understand the concept. Another perfectly good joke lost.

You got pity laughed. PITY LAUGHED!

Shut up! SHUT UP! If only she knew! :cry:

Preacher

skippydumptruck wrote: »

amateurhour wrote: »

skippydumptruck wrote: »

Bama wrote: »

I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

I also have one here in support of codpieces

What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

the best thing is when you take a poop and then go directly to the shower without wiping

Oh god YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO!

Irond Will

skippydumptruck wrote: »

amateurhour wrote: »

skippydumptruck wrote: »

Bama wrote: »

I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

I also have one here in support of codpieces

What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

the best thing is when you take a poop and then go directly to the shower without wiping

yes you can just spread em and let the shower jet take it all away.

bonus points if you are showering with your lady.

Cinders

Premier kakos wrote: »

Easiest [chat] thread win ever.

Including anything about dicks in your chat title is cheating.

skippydumptruck

MikeMan wrote: »

and then piss on your wife in the shower

that's the best

this is actually one of the reasons we don't shower together much anymore

I think she's peed on me only once in the shower

Bama

Hey Mike, I just got my urethra fixed so now I can piss in the shower like woa.

Donkey Kong

Podly wrote: »

watch the whole video

I would rather slit my own throat than sit through that.

nexuscrawler

syndalis wrote: »

amateurhour wrote: »

skippydumptruck wrote: »

Bama wrote: »

I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

I also have one here in support of codpieces

What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

The naked poop is a god given right.

Everyone should poop naked at home. Hell, if I have a monster shit coming that might cause me to sweat, I might preemptively get naked, as to not sully my clothes.

the naked poop can only be better when accompanied by a beer

skippydumptruck

Preacher wrote: »

skippydumptruck wrote: »

the best thing is when you take a poop and then go directly to the shower without wiping

Oh god YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO!

MUDFOOT

Organichu

if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

i was saving my butt for my one true love

Couscous

nexuscrawler wrote: »

syndalis wrote: »

amateurhour wrote: »

skippydumptruck wrote: »

Bama wrote: »

I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

I also have one here in support of codpieces

What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

The naked poop is a god given right.

Everyone should poop naked at home. Hell, if I have a monster shit coming that might cause me to sweat, I might preemptively get naked, as to not sully my clothes.

the naked poop can only be better when accompanied by a beer

The newspaper too.

amateurhour

I've decided that my new insult to replace fuck you is BILLY MAYS!

Premier kakos

Irond Will wrote: »

skippydumptruck wrote: »

amateurhour wrote: »

skippydumptruck wrote: »

Bama wrote: »

I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

I also have one here in support of codpieces

What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

the best thing is when you take a poop and then go directly to the shower without wiping

yes you can just spread em and let the shower jet take it all away.

bonus points if you are showering with your lady.

Wow. Give my number to your girl so she can give me a call when she inevitably dumps you.

Premier kakos

Organichu wrote: »

if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

i was saving my butt for my one true love

Me?

Podly

So the one bottle of Angostura I could find in NYC was $30.

Something fishy is going on in the world of bitters.

Thomamelas

Premier kakos wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

i was saving my butt for my one true love

Me?

He tells that to all of the boys. But he'll spread cheeks at the drop of a hat.

syndalis

nexuscrawler wrote: »

syndalis wrote: »

amateurhour wrote: »

skippydumptruck wrote: »

Bama wrote: »

I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

I also have one here in support of codpieces

What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

The naked poop is a god given right.

Everyone should poop naked at home. Hell, if I have a monster shit coming that might cause me to sweat, I might preemptively get naked, as to not sully my clothes.

the naked poop can only be better when accompanied by a beer

Oh yes, the drunk naked shit... I find a dark, bitter beer aids in the passing, myself.

skippydumptruck

I like to drink beer in the shower

Organichu

kakos i do not flatter strangers

Irond Will

Organichu wrote: »

if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

i was saving my butt for my one true love

did you meet him on a gun forum?

you met him on a gun forum didn't you?

skippydumptruck

Bama wrote: »

Hey Mike, I just got my urethra fixed so now I can piss in the shower like woa.

I will send you a set of sounding rods in celebration

Organichu

i might carry a gun but the last page has convinced me that i''m the least redneck person in [chat]

beer-drinking-and-newspaper-reading-while-shitting-in-the-shower hicks

Irond Will

Podly wrote: »

So the one bottle of Angostura I could find in NYC was $30.

Something fishy is going on in the world of bitters.

srsly i could not find angostura bitters when i went to the liquor store

they did have Fee's orange bitters though, which are pretty good.

Organichu

Irond Will wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

i was saving my butt for my one true love

did you meet him on a gun forum?

you met him on a gun forum didn't you?

i did!

it ought to be fun (again, presuming he doesn't rape me)

his collection of weapons is prodigious, and some are expensive enough that i'll never own 'em so it should be a good time

i just gotta chip in for ammo

Chanus

So, I was just taking a shower and shitting on my wife when I thought, "What's [chat] up to?"

Irond Will

Organichu wrote: »

Irond Will wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

i was saving my butt for my one true love

did you meet him on a gun forum?

you met him on a gun forum didn't you?

i did!

it ought to be fun (again, presuming he doesn't rape me)

his collection of weapons is prodigious, and some are expensive enough that i'll never own 'em so it should be a good time

i just gotta chip in for ammo

i am sorry but, present company excepted, i have a hard time seeing gun afficianados as people, really.

it just wigs me out, getting together to compare weapons and shoot them.

Podly

Irond Will wrote: »

Podly wrote: »

So the one bottle of Angostura I could find in NYC was $30.

Something fishy is going on in the world of bitters.

srsly i could not find angostura bitters when i went to the liquor store

they did have Fee's orange bitters though, which are pretty good.

Fee's makes a great whiskey barrel bitters that makes a KICKASS manhattan, but their regular old-fashioned aromatic bitters are pretty good -- very cinnamony. The Bitter Truth just got a distributer for America though, so they should be over here in America pretty soon. You can buy them in the states, but they cost like $30 for a very small bottle.

syndalis

Organichu wrote: »

Irond Will wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

i was saving my butt for my one true love

did you meet him on a gun forum?

you met him on a gun forum didn't you?

i did!

it ought to be fun (again, presuming he doesn't rape me)

his collection of weapons is prodigious, and some are expensive enough that i'll never own 'em so it should be a good time

i just gotta chip in for ammo

Bring Lube; so at least when he DOES rape you, you can hope he has heart enough to use it and spare you the worst of the pain.

Irond Will

Chanus wrote: »

So, I was just taking a shower and shitting on my wife when I thought, "What's [chat] up to?"

i have been considering getting a computer installed in my bathroom for that very situation!

i am not really sure how to keep the poop out of the keyboard though.

Preacher

Irond Will wrote: »

i am sorry but, present company excepted, i have a hard time seeing gun afficianados as people, really.

it just wigs me out, getting together to compare weapons and shoot them.

Yeah there is that.

syndalis

Irond Will wrote: »

Chanus wrote: »

So, I was just taking a shower and shitting on my wife when I thought, "What's [chat] up to?"

i have been considering getting a computer installed in my bathroom for that very situation!

i am not really sure how to keep the poop out of the keyboard though.

Waterproof case on a tablet or slate, with mounting brackets for shower / toilet / etc.

Thats what I would do.

Organichu

Irond Will wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

Irond Will wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

i was saving my butt for my one true love

did you meet him on a gun forum?

you met him on a gun forum didn't you?

i did!

it ought to be fun (again, presuming he doesn't rape me)

his collection of weapons is prodigious, and some are expensive enough that i'll never own 'em so it should be a good time

i just gotta chip in for ammo

i am sorry but, present company excepted, i have a hard time seeing gun afficianados as people, really.

it just wigs me out, getting together to compare weapons and shoot them.

if it makes you feel better i'll check for subtle clues as to whether he is a person

a tail, for instance

or whether fire comes from his mouth when he belches

Chanus

syndalis wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

Bring Lube; so at least when he DOES rape you, you can hope he has heart enough to use it and spare you the worst of the pain.

You don't pre-Lube?

Dr Mario Kart

Is it really rape when he knows he's going to get raped but voluntarily goes anyway?

japan

Evening.

I found the handiest site today: http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/

Chanus

Irond Will wrote: »

Chanus wrote: »

So, I was just taking a shower and shitting on my wife when I thought, "What's [chat] up to?"

i have been considering getting a computer installed in my bathroom for that very situation!

i am not really sure how to keep the poop out of the keyboard though.

Type with your hands.

Thanatos

Irond Will wrote: »

it just wigs me out, getting together to compare weapons and shoot them.

It's no different than going to a gay bar.

Organichu

Irond Will wrote: »

Chanus wrote: »

So, I was just taking a shower and shitting on my wife when I thought, "What's [chat] up to?"

i have been considering getting a computer installed in my bathroom for that very situation!

i am not really sure how to keep the poop out of the keyboard though.

keeping poop out of the keyboard is but a pipe dream

Chanus

japan wrote: »

Evening.

I found the handiest site today: http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/

Fancy.

Irond Will

Podly wrote: »

Irond Will wrote: »

Podly wrote: »

So the one bottle of Angostura I could find in NYC was $30.

Something fishy is going on in the world of bitters.

srsly i could not find angostura bitters when i went to the liquor store

they did have Fee's orange bitters though, which are pretty good.

Fee's makes a great whiskey barrel bitters that makes a KICKASS manhattan, but their regular old-fashioned aromatic bitters are pretty good -- very cinnamony. The Bitter Truth just got a distributer for America though, so they should be over here in America pretty soon. You can buy them in the states, but they cost like $30 for a very small bottle.

I would like to score some peychaud's bitters.

and i still need to pick up vermouth

and it would be nice if i could chase down some st germaine

have you tried that absolut boston vodka? it's actually kind of nice (elderflower and black tea flavored) but i would have no idea how to mix it.