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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I hear organ carries a gun with him to the restroom, just in case Billy the Kid wants a little foreplay.

    I was driving my fiancee to work this morning and was behind a pickup that stopped at a four way with stop signs. Across the street is a car and to our left was another truck and no one was going. So, in my best western voice I say "Looks like we've got ourselves a mexican standoff." My fiancee chuckled but didn't understand the concept. Another perfectly good joke lost. :(

    You got pity laughed. PITY LAUGHED!

    Shut up! SHUT UP! If only she knew! :cry:

    Gonmun on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

    would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

    I also have one here in support of codpieces

    What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

    the best thing is when you take a poop and then go directly to the shower without wiping

    Oh god YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO!

    Preacher on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

    would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

    I also have one here in support of codpieces

    What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

    the best thing is when you take a poop and then go directly to the shower without wiping

    yes you can just spread em and let the shower jet take it all away.

    bonus points if you are showering with your lady.

    Irond Will on
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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Easiest [chat] thread win ever.

    Including anything about dicks in your chat title is cheating.

    Cinders on
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck be kind Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    and then piss on your wife in the shower

    that's the best

    this is actually one of the reasons we don't shower together much anymore

    I think she's peed on me only once in the shower

    skippydumptruck on
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hey Mike, I just got my urethra fixed so now I can piss in the shower like woa.

    Bama on
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Once more into the breach Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    watch the whole video

    I would rather slit my own throat than sit through that.

    Donkey Kong on
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

    would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

    I also have one here in support of codpieces

    What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

    The naked poop is a god given right.

    Everyone should poop naked at home. Hell, if I have a monster shit coming that might cause me to sweat, I might preemptively get naked, as to not sully my clothes.

    the naked poop can only be better when accompanied by a beer

    nexuscrawler on
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck be kind Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    the best thing is when you take a poop and then go directly to the shower without wiping

    Oh god YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO!

    MUDFOOT

    skippydumptruck on
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

    i was saving my butt for my one true love

    Organichu on
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

    would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

    I also have one here in support of codpieces

    What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

    The naked poop is a god given right.

    Everyone should poop naked at home. Hell, if I have a monster shit coming that might cause me to sweat, I might preemptively get naked, as to not sully my clothes.

    the naked poop can only be better when accompanied by a beer

    The newspaper too.

    Couscous on
  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I've decided that my new insult to replace fuck you is BILLY MAYS!

    amateurhour on
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

    would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

    I also have one here in support of codpieces

    What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

    the best thing is when you take a poop and then go directly to the shower without wiping

    yes you can just spread em and let the shower jet take it all away.

    bonus points if you are showering with your lady.

    Wow. Give my number to your girl so she can give me a call when she inevitably dumps you.

    Premier kakos on
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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

    i was saving my butt for my one true love

    Me?

    Premier kakos on
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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    So the one bottle of Angostura I could find in NYC was $30.

    Something fishy is going on in the world of bitters.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Now you run on home to your mother, and tell her tell her everything's all right. And there aren't any more guns in the valley. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

    i was saving my butt for my one true love

    Me?

    He tells that to all of the boys. But he'll spread cheeks at the drop of a hat.

    Thomamelas on
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited February 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

    would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

    I also have one here in support of codpieces

    What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

    The naked poop is a god given right.

    Everyone should poop naked at home. Hell, if I have a monster shit coming that might cause me to sweat, I might preemptively get naked, as to not sully my clothes.

    the naked poop can only be better when accompanied by a beer
    Oh yes, the drunk naked shit... I find a dark, bitter beer aids in the passing, myself.

    syndalis on
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck be kind Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I like to drink beer in the shower

    skippydumptruck on
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    kakos i do not flatter strangers

    Organichu on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited February 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

    i was saving my butt for my one true love

    did you meet him on a gun forum?

    you met him on a gun forum didn't you?

    Irond Will on
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck be kind Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Hey Mike, I just got my urethra fixed so now I can piss in the shower like woa.

    I will send you a set of sounding rods in celebration

    skippydumptruck on
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i might carry a gun but the last page has convinced me that i''m the least redneck person in [chat]

    beer-drinking-and-newspaper-reading-while-shitting-in-the-shower hicks

    Organichu on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited February 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    So the one bottle of Angostura I could find in NYC was $30.

    Something fishy is going on in the world of bitters.

    srsly i could not find angostura bitters when i went to the liquor store

    they did have Fee's orange bitters though, which are pretty good.

    Irond Will on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

    i was saving my butt for my one true love

    did you meet him on a gun forum?

    you met him on a gun forum didn't you?

    i did!

    it ought to be fun (again, presuming he doesn't rape me)

    his collection of weapons is prodigious, and some are expensive enough that i'll never own 'em so it should be a good time

    i just gotta chip in for ammo

    Organichu on
  • ChanusChanus capreseRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    So, I was just taking a shower and shitting on my wife when I thought, "What's [chat] up to?"

    Chanus on
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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited February 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

    i was saving my butt for my one true love

    did you meet him on a gun forum?

    you met him on a gun forum didn't you?

    i did!

    it ought to be fun (again, presuming he doesn't rape me)

    his collection of weapons is prodigious, and some are expensive enough that i'll never own 'em so it should be a good time

    i just gotta chip in for ammo

    i am sorry but, present company excepted, i have a hard time seeing gun afficianados as people, really.

    it just wigs me out, getting together to compare weapons and shoot them.

    Irond Will on
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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    So the one bottle of Angostura I could find in NYC was $30.

    Something fishy is going on in the world of bitters.

    srsly i could not find angostura bitters when i went to the liquor store

    they did have Fee's orange bitters though, which are pretty good.

    Fee's makes a great whiskey barrel bitters that makes a KICKASS manhattan, but their regular old-fashioned aromatic bitters are pretty good -- very cinnamony. The Bitter Truth just got a distributer for America though, so they should be over here in America pretty soon. You can buy them in the states, but they cost like $30 for a very small bottle.

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited February 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

    i was saving my butt for my one true love

    did you meet him on a gun forum?

    you met him on a gun forum didn't you?

    i did!

    it ought to be fun (again, presuming he doesn't rape me)

    his collection of weapons is prodigious, and some are expensive enough that i'll never own 'em so it should be a good time

    i just gotta chip in for ammo

    Bring Lube; so at least when he DOES rape you, you can hope he has heart enough to use it and spare you the worst of the pain.

    syndalis on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited February 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    So, I was just taking a shower and shitting on my wife when I thought, "What's [chat] up to?"

    i have been considering getting a computer installed in my bathroom for that very situation!

    i am not really sure how to keep the poop out of the keyboard though.

    Irond Will on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    i am sorry but, present company excepted, i have a hard time seeing gun afficianados as people, really.

    it just wigs me out, getting together to compare weapons and shoot them.

    Yeah there is that.

    Preacher on
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    So, I was just taking a shower and shitting on my wife when I thought, "What's [chat] up to?"

    i have been considering getting a computer installed in my bathroom for that very situation!

    i am not really sure how to keep the poop out of the keyboard though.

    Waterproof case on a tablet or slate, with mounting brackets for shower / toilet / etc.

    Thats what I would do.

    syndalis on
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

    i was saving my butt for my one true love

    did you meet him on a gun forum?

    you met him on a gun forum didn't you?

    i did!

    it ought to be fun (again, presuming he doesn't rape me)

    his collection of weapons is prodigious, and some are expensive enough that i'll never own 'em so it should be a good time

    i just gotta chip in for ammo

    i am sorry but, present company excepted, i have a hard time seeing gun afficianados as people, really.

    it just wigs me out, getting together to compare weapons and shoot them.

    if it makes you feel better i'll check for subtle clues as to whether he is a person

    a tail, for instance

    or whether fire comes from his mouth when he belches

    Organichu on
  • ChanusChanus capreseRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset
    Bring Lube; so at least when he DOES rape you, you can hope he has heart enough to use it and spare you the worst of the pain.

    You don't pre-Lube?

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  • Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Is it really rape when he knows he's going to get raped but voluntarily goes anyway?

    Dr Mario Kart on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Evening.

    I found the handiest site today: http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/

    japan on
  • ChanusChanus capreseRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    So, I was just taking a shower and shitting on my wife when I thought, "What's [chat] up to?"

    i have been considering getting a computer installed in my bathroom for that very situation!

    i am not really sure how to keep the poop out of the keyboard though.

    Type with your hands.

    Chanus on
    D&D [chat] names list for games
    XCOM Name File with [chat] First Names - All Countries, M&F | Or Shivahn's with gendered names
    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    **PUUUUUUNCH**
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    it just wigs me out, getting together to compare weapons and shoot them.
    It's no different than going to a gay bar.

    Thanatos on
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    So, I was just taking a shower and shitting on my wife when I thought, "What's [chat] up to?"

    i have been considering getting a computer installed in my bathroom for that very situation!

    i am not really sure how to keep the poop out of the keyboard though.

    keeping poop out of the keyboard is but a pipe dream

    Organichu on
  • ChanusChanus capreseRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Evening.

    I found the handiest site today: http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/

    Fancy.

    Chanus on
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    XCOM Name File with [chat] First Names - All Countries, M&F | Or Shivahn's with gendered names
    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    **PUUUUUUNCH**
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited February 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    So the one bottle of Angostura I could find in NYC was $30.

    Something fishy is going on in the world of bitters.

    srsly i could not find angostura bitters when i went to the liquor store

    they did have Fee's orange bitters though, which are pretty good.

    Fee's makes a great whiskey barrel bitters that makes a KICKASS manhattan, but their regular old-fashioned aromatic bitters are pretty good -- very cinnamony. The Bitter Truth just got a distributer for America though, so they should be over here in America pretty soon. You can buy them in the states, but they cost like $30 for a very small bottle.

    I would like to score some peychaud's bitters.

    and i still need to pick up vermouth

    and it would be nice if i could chase down some st germaine

    have you tried that absolut boston vodka? it's actually kind of nice (elderflower and black tea flavored) but i would have no idea how to mix it.

    Irond Will on
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