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Small Dicks and Lazy Eyes: Organi[chat]

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  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I hear organ carries a gun with him to the restroom, just in case Billy the Kid wants a little foreplay.

    I was driving my fiancee to work this morning and was behind a pickup that stopped at a four way with stop signs. Across the street is a car and to our left was another truck and no one was going. So, in my best western voice I say "Looks like we've got ourselves a mexican standoff." My fiancee chuckled but didn't understand the concept. Another perfectly good joke lost. :(

    You got pity laughed. PITY LAUGHED!

    Shut up! SHUT UP! If only she knew! <img class=" title=":cry:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

    would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

    I also have one here in support of codpieces

    What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

    the best thing is when you take a poop and then go directly to the shower without wiping

    Oh god YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO!

  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

    would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

    I also have one here in support of codpieces

    What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

    the best thing is when you take a poop and then go directly to the shower without wiping

    yes you can just spread em and let the shower jet take it all away.

    bonus points if you are showering with your lady.

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  • CindersCinders Man, this is some Cinderella bullshit, man Estrogen, Depilation, ZoroastrianismRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Easiest [chat] thread win ever.

    Including anything about dicks in your chat title is cheating.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    and then piss on your wife in the shower

    that's the best

    this is actually one of the reasons we don't shower together much anymore

    I think she's peed on me only once in the shower

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hey Mike, I just got my urethra fixed so now I can piss in the shower like woa.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Don't treat me like potato. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    watch the whole video

    I would rather slit my own throat than sit through that.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

    would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

    I also have one here in support of codpieces

    What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

    The naked poop is a god given right.

    Everyone should poop naked at home. Hell, if I have a monster shit coming that might cause me to sweat, I might preemptively get naked, as to not sully my clothes.

    the naked poop can only be better when accompanied by a beer

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    the best thing is when you take a poop and then go directly to the shower without wiping

    Oh god YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO!

    MUDFOOT

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

    i was saving my butt for my one true love

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

    would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

    I also have one here in support of codpieces

    What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

    The naked poop is a god given right.

    Everyone should poop naked at home. Hell, if I have a monster shit coming that might cause me to sweat, I might preemptively get naked, as to not sully my clothes.

    the naked poop can only be better when accompanied by a beer

    The newspaper too.

  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I've decided that my new insult to replace fuck you is BILLY MAYS!

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

    would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

    I also have one here in support of codpieces

    What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

    the best thing is when you take a poop and then go directly to the shower without wiping

    yes you can just spread em and let the shower jet take it all away.

    bonus points if you are showering with your lady.

    Wow. Give my number to your girl so she can give me a call when she inevitably dumps you.

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

    i was saving my butt for my one true love

    Me?

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  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    So the one bottle of Angostura I could find in NYC was $30.

    Something fishy is going on in the world of bitters.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

    i was saving my butt for my one true love

    Me?

    He tells that to all of the boys. But he'll spread cheeks at the drop of a hat.

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited February 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.

    would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?

    I also have one here in support of codpieces

    What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...

    The naked poop is a god given right.

    Everyone should poop naked at home. Hell, if I have a monster shit coming that might cause me to sweat, I might preemptively get naked, as to not sully my clothes.

    the naked poop can only be better when accompanied by a beer
    Oh yes, the drunk naked shit... I find a dark, bitter beer aids in the passing, myself.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I like to drink beer in the shower

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    kakos i do not flatter strangers

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

    i was saving my butt for my one true love

    did you meet him on a gun forum?

    you met him on a gun forum didn't you?

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Hey Mike, I just got my urethra fixed so now I can piss in the shower like woa.

    I will send you a set of sounding rods in celebration

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i might carry a gun but the last page has convinced me that i''m the least redneck person in [chat]

    beer-drinking-and-newspaper-reading-while-shitting-in-the-shower hicks

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    So the one bottle of Angostura I could find in NYC was $30.

    Something fishy is going on in the world of bitters.

    srsly i could not find angostura bitters when i went to the liquor store

    they did have Fee's orange bitters though, which are pretty good.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

    i was saving my butt for my one true love

    did you meet him on a gun forum?

    you met him on a gun forum didn't you?

    i did!

    it ought to be fun (again, presuming he doesn't rape me)

    his collection of weapons is prodigious, and some are expensive enough that i'll never own 'em so it should be a good time

    i just gotta chip in for ammo

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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    So, I was just taking a shower and shitting on my wife when I thought, "What's [chat] up to?"

  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

    i was saving my butt for my one true love

    did you meet him on a gun forum?

    you met him on a gun forum didn't you?

    i did!

    it ought to be fun (again, presuming he doesn't rape me)

    his collection of weapons is prodigious, and some are expensive enough that i'll never own 'em so it should be a good time

    i just gotta chip in for ammo

    i am sorry but, present company excepted, i have a hard time seeing gun afficianados as people, really.

    it just wigs me out, getting together to compare weapons and shoot them.

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  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    So the one bottle of Angostura I could find in NYC was $30.

    Something fishy is going on in the world of bitters.

    srsly i could not find angostura bitters when i went to the liquor store

    they did have Fee's orange bitters though, which are pretty good.

    Fee's makes a great whiskey barrel bitters that makes a KICKASS manhattan, but their regular old-fashioned aromatic bitters are pretty good -- very cinnamony. The Bitter Truth just got a distributer for America though, so they should be over here in America pretty soon. You can buy them in the states, but they cost like $30 for a very small bottle.

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited February 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

    i was saving my butt for my one true love

    did you meet him on a gun forum?

    you met him on a gun forum didn't you?

    i did!

    it ought to be fun (again, presuming he doesn't rape me)

    his collection of weapons is prodigious, and some are expensive enough that i'll never own 'em so it should be a good time

    i just gotta chip in for ammo

    Bring Lube; so at least when he DOES rape you, you can hope he has heart enough to use it and spare you the worst of the pain.

  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    So, I was just taking a shower and shitting on my wife when I thought, "What's [chat] up to?"

    i have been considering getting a computer installed in my bathroom for that very situation!

    i am not really sure how to keep the poop out of the keyboard though.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    i am sorry but, present company excepted, i have a hard time seeing gun afficianados as people, really.

    it just wigs me out, getting together to compare weapons and shoot them.

    Yeah there is that.

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    So, I was just taking a shower and shitting on my wife when I thought, "What's [chat] up to?"

    i have been considering getting a computer installed in my bathroom for that very situation!

    i am not really sure how to keep the poop out of the keyboard though.

    Waterproof case on a tablet or slate, with mounting brackets for shower / toilet / etc.

    Thats what I would do.

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

    i was saving my butt for my one true love

    did you meet him on a gun forum?

    you met him on a gun forum didn't you?

    i did!

    it ought to be fun (again, presuming he doesn't rape me)

    his collection of weapons is prodigious, and some are expensive enough that i'll never own 'em so it should be a good time

    i just gotta chip in for ammo

    i am sorry but, present company excepted, i have a hard time seeing gun afficianados as people, really.

    it just wigs me out, getting together to compare weapons and shoot them.

    if it makes you feel better i'll check for subtle clues as to whether he is a person

    a tail, for instance

    or whether fire comes from his mouth when he belches

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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset
    Bring Lube; so at least when he DOES rape you, you can hope he has heart enough to use it and spare you the worst of the pain.

    You don't pre-Lube?

  • Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Is it really rape when he knows he's going to get raped but voluntarily goes anyway?

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Evening.

    I found the handiest site today: http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/

  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    So, I was just taking a shower and shitting on my wife when I thought, "What's [chat] up to?"

    i have been considering getting a computer installed in my bathroom for that very situation!

    i am not really sure how to keep the poop out of the keyboard though.

    Type with your hands.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    it just wigs me out, getting together to compare weapons and shoot them.
    It's no different than going to a gay bar.

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    So, I was just taking a shower and shitting on my wife when I thought, "What's [chat] up to?"

    i have been considering getting a computer installed in my bathroom for that very situation!

    i am not really sure how to keep the poop out of the keyboard though.

    keeping poop out of the keyboard is but a pipe dream

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    So the one bottle of Angostura I could find in NYC was $30.

    Something fishy is going on in the world of bitters.

    srsly i could not find angostura bitters when i went to the liquor store

    they did have Fee's orange bitters though, which are pretty good.

    Fee's makes a great whiskey barrel bitters that makes a KICKASS manhattan, but their regular old-fashioned aromatic bitters are pretty good -- very cinnamony. The Bitter Truth just got a distributer for America though, so they should be over here in America pretty soon. You can buy them in the states, but they cost like $30 for a very small bottle.

    I would like to score some peychaud's bitters.

    and i still need to pick up vermouth

    and it would be nice if i could chase down some st germaine

    have you tried that absolut boston vodka? it's actually kind of nice (elderflower and black tea flavored) but i would have no idea how to mix it.

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