I hear organ carries a gun with him to the restroom, just in case Billy the Kid wants a little foreplay.
I was driving my fiancee to work this morning and was behind a pickup that stopped at a four way with stop signs. Across the street is a car and to our left was another truck and no one was going. So, in my best western voice I say "Looks like we've got ourselves a mexican standoff." My fiancee chuckled but didn't understand the concept. Another perfectly good joke lost.
I hear organ carries a gun with him to the restroom, just in case Billy the Kid wants a little foreplay.
I was driving my fiancee to work this morning and was behind a pickup that stopped at a four way with stop signs. Across the street is a car and to our left was another truck and no one was going. So, in my best western voice I say "Looks like we've got ourselves a mexican standoff." My fiancee chuckled but didn't understand the concept. Another perfectly good joke lost.
You got pity laughed. PITY LAUGHED!
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So I know nothing about tea. I assume instant tea is an abomination. What is the difference between teabags and loose tea in terms of taste? What should I put in tea?
I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.
would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?
I also have one here in support of codpieces
What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...
The naked poop is a god given right.
Everyone should poop naked at home. Hell, if I have a monster shit coming that might cause me to sweat, I might preemptively get naked, as to not sully my clothes.
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.
would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?
I also have one here in support of codpieces
What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...
The naked poop is a god given right.
Everyone should poop naked at home. Hell, if I have a monster shit coming that might cause me to sweat, I might preemptively get naked, as to not sully my clothes.
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I guess I just answered my own question. Answer in the form of a question!
kakos, tell me!
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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but when you open both your brain has been trained to ignore the input from the one eye when looking at the world? is that how it works?
what do you see when you cover your good eye?
it can actually be a little uncomfortable to shit in a public restroom when carrying
but i carry with an inside the waistband holster, so it's not a big deal personally
just sits inside my pantalones while they're crumpled around my feet
I was driving my fiancee to work this morning and was behind a pickup that stopped at a four way with stop signs. Across the street is a car and to our left was another truck and no one was going. So, in my best western voice I say "Looks like we've got ourselves a mexican standoff." My fiancee chuckled but didn't understand the concept. Another perfectly good joke lost.
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I don't know lets ask Forrest Whitaker.
"GRARHAHRA I WILL RAPE YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME"
Ok lets not ask Forrest.
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Feels good man.
would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?
I also have one here in support of codpieces
And if your shit attacks, you can shoot the shit out of it, literally!
You got pity laughed. PITY LAUGHED!
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for some people it works in exactly the way you describe
i personally am legally blind in my left eye, also
it's not total 'blackness' or anything like that... but it's significantly worse than 20/800 (the standard for blindness in america)
if my mom were standing right in front of me i couldn't pick her out with my good eye closed
i might not even be able to tell there's a person in front of me
just a shape about my height, of a different color than the backdrop behind it
so i have 'some' peripheral vision in it... i might get the 'sense' that something's coming at me from my left but i probably won't know what it is
so yeah
if my right eye were like my left eye i'd be a blind dude
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I'm not sure that I want to futz with the fasteners for a buttflap.
What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...
I feel like you are missing out on some potential awesome here
jolly roger also acceptable
So that you can spread your legs a little?
the best thing is when you take a poop and then go directly to the shower without wiping
it's a lifestyle and i know it's not for everyone but i've made a commitment
The naked poop is a god given right.
Everyone should poop naked at home. Hell, if I have a monster shit coming that might cause me to sweat, I might preemptively get naked, as to not sully my clothes.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
and then piss on your wife in the shower
that's the best