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[Mini-Phalla] Left4Dead: The End

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    but im not evil, im never evil. I am the just and righteous.

    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'm sorry, but only B:L Is Never Evil.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I think we're left with Kime, Delp, Eddie and Cow King.
    Hehehe, ding ding ding! Maybe!

    Rawrrrrr!

    Also, I should never have been revived the first day. Someone in my group should have mentioned that I had 200 HP to start with, so was almost guaranteed to be a zombie <img class=" title=":lol:" class="bbcode_smiley" />. (180% chance or so?)

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  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    kime wrote: »
    I think we're left with Kime, Delp, Eddie and Cow King.
    Hehehe, ding ding ding! Maybe!

    Rawrrrrr!

    Also, I should never have been revived the first day. Someone in my group should have mentioned that I had 200 HP to start with, so was almost guaranteed to be a zombie <img class=" title=":lol:" class="bbcode_smiley" />. (180% chance or so?)

    unless you were immune

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    kime wrote: »
    I think we're left with Kime, Delp, Eddie and Cow King.
    Hehehe, ding ding ding! Maybe!

    Rawrrrrr!

    Also, I should never have been revived the first day. Someone in my group should have mentioned that I had 200 HP to start with, so was almost guaranteed to be a zombie <img class=" title=":lol:" class="bbcode_smiley" />. (180% chance or so?)

    unless you were immune

    True, but that was not the best risk to take... I suppose I did pay for my rez, but priority should have been given to people that at least had a slim chance of RNG-ing to not be a zombie.

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I think that everyone who wasn't hit be a special or samurai had a 100% chance of zombieage kime. The fact that you had more health didn't really mean much.

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I think that everyone who wasn't hit be a special or samurai had a 100% chance of zombieage kime. The fact that you had more health didn't really mean much.
    Actually, there weren't many special zombies the first night, were there? So never mind...

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Night Six: Crescendo

    wings-1-on-helipad.jpg

    The battle began.

    One survivor went down immediately, as a Smoker wrapped its disgusting tongue around him. The survivor had no one to help him, and died alone.

    The four who had no intention of taking the helicopter took up defensive positions, providing covering fire. Their sniper rifles would almost certainly prove helpful.

    The others charged, and the infected charged in turn. One pipebomb took care of a small horde, and a second took care of another. When more infected began to descend, a few casual shots from a grenade launcher sent them flying. The survivors had made quick work of the normal zombies surrounding the helipad, although the sound of screaming in the distance meant that more might be approaching.

    A charger nearly slammed into another of the survivors, but he side-stepped just as the creature's malformed arm was about to grab his skull. The beast careened off harmlessly into the distance.

    Best to hurry, then. The tanks turned, and immediately threw rocks at the poor survivors. Some were struck, and fell; the others ran, guns blazing.

    The tanks screamed, and flailed their fists in anger. More fell, although one survivor dodged yet again. Explosions rocked the flesh of the tanks, tearing gaping wounds in their gargantuan frames. Yet still they continued.

    A combination of bullets and grenades caused the first tank to fall, and the collapsing beast crushed one survivor who was not quite fast enough to move out of the way. Trapped under the thing's corpse, he still continued to fire at the others.

    Indeed, even as the survivors were being sent flying by the unstoppable behemoths, even as their lifeblood was flooding onto the floor beneath them, not one of them stopped firing their weapons. Through sheer force of will, they were grimly determined to make sure that anyone - some one - left this encounter alive.

    As the screams intensified, a turning point came. Two of the giants had already been defeated, and then the two that were still standing both missed with their swipes. Capitalising on this, the survivors who hadn't passed out focused their fire. The skull of one tank exploded in a shower of bone and pus, and the survivor who had made the shot screamed in victory.

    - only for the remaining tank to bring its fist down upon his spine, crippling him.

    The helicopter above began to close in, the speakers carrying a warning -

    "There's - there's a fucking thousand of these things coming, you'd better hurry up! Stop fucking around and make some room so I can land!"

    And the screams of the infected did indeed sound like a small army. The fight was becoming desperate; there was no way the survivors would be able to fend off that many infected.

    The final tank roared, smashing the ground and the fallen. Bullets slammed into its flesh, blood dripped onto the helipad, rain began to fall from the sky.

    The noise was deafening as more and more grenades slammed into the creature, but fatique and blood less had begun to set in; several of the survivors who were downed were now unconscious completely, and even those standing didn't look like they were going to last long.

    And then the final blow was struck.

    The tank had rushed forward, and grabbed hold of its victim. Slamming him into the ground, the man was instantly killed - and the death spasm apparently forced his finger to pull the trigger of his combat rifle, which sent a bullet straight into the cranium of the tank.

    The thing looked dazed for a moment. It swayed forwards, and then backwards.

    And then it fell.

    A moment of silence, the scream of the approaching horde quiet in the distance. The air began to settle, as the gunpower and smoke from explosions cleared.

    A single, solitary survivor was still standing. Using his empty grenade launcher as a crutch, he hopped to the now-landing helicopter.

    "Where's everyone else?", the pilot screamed.

    The survivor's glare was all the answer he needed. Climbing inside, the pilot managed to clear the ground just in time to avoid the arrival of the army of infected.

    As the helicopter gained altitude, the sun began to shine.

    The survivor was safe... for now.

    Tonight's groups were:
    The Cold Ones (Group A)
    FrostMist

    Team Norsemen (Group C)
    CoreGoon
    Cynic Jester

    A Family of Chargers(Group E)
    Gumpy
    The_reflection
    Sterling3763
    Hippie
    El Skid
    kime
    Delphinidaes

    Team GMT (Group G)
    Daius
    jackisreal
    The Cow King

    The Group of Innocent People Who Are Not Undead and Definitely DON'T Want to Eat Your Brains.... Really, You Can Trust Us (Group H)
    Eddie Dean
    Robos A Go Go

    Team IRC (Group J)
    Infidel
    Adventfalls
    Delmain
    TehSloth
    Crimsoncoyote

    The Survivors (Group Z)
    Bill
    Francis
    Louis
    Zoey

    Lone Wolves (No Group)
    Kay

    In memory of:
    The Cow King (spitter)
    kime (charger)
    Delphinidaes (smoker)
    EddieDean (boomer)
    Infidel (survivor)
    The_reflection (survivor)
    Hippie (survivor)
    Gumpy (survivor)
    Daius (survivor)
    jackisreal (survivor)
    Delmain (survivor)
    sterling3763 (survivor)
    adventfalls (survivor)
    FrostMist (survivor)
    El Skid (survivor)
    CoreGoon (survivor)
    Cynic Jester (survivor)
    Robos A Go Go (survivor)
    crimsoncoyote (survivor)
    Kay (survivor)


    The survivor:
    TehSloth

    The survivors have won the campaign!

  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    TEAM IRC WINS!

    EVERYONE IN TEAM IRC WINS.

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  • The Cow KingThe Cow King arf arf Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Dammit Sloth.

  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ah well, almost got you bastards. To bad my two previous attempts at attacking people missed. 45 a hit. A HIT.

    Should've taken Dead shot.

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Functional But HammeredRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    FC: 1993-7778-8872
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Wow...
    Most deaths in one night?

  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Also, I claim credit for Robo's death and the theft of his chainsaw (thanks CC).

    One Robos grudge down, one more to go.

    ROOOOOOOBOOOOOOOS (at least I won)

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    kime wrote: »
    I think we're left with Kime, Delp, Eddie and Cow King.
    Hehehe, ding ding ding! Maybe!

    Rawrrrrr!

    Also, I should never have been revived the first day. Someone in my group should have mentioned that I had 200 HP to start with, so was almost guaranteed to be a zombie <img class=" title=":lol:" class="bbcode_smiley" />. (180% chance or so?)

    unless you were immune

    if only someone had posted in the thread 'kime isn't immune' on day 2 and then watch him get helped up while the person who told you is left to die...

  • sterling3763sterling3763 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Should've expected you guys to pile into our group.

    A kime grudge is so passe. I choose Delp.

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hahahaha, darrnnnnn you TehSloth!

    So close. Thanks for running Burnage!

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  • InfidelInfidel Too easy. PiltoverRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    <3 kime

    oh, and proboards: http://peelsharr.proboards.com/

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  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    My first grudge? Neat!

    What for...?

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Also, I claim credit for Robo's death and the theft of his chainsaw (thanks CC).

    One Robos grudge down, one more to go.

    ROOOOOOOBOOOOOOOS (at least I won)

    You biiittccchh, I'll kill you every chance I get from now on.

  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Oh, ROBOS.

    I've still got a grudge on you left.

    I'll kill you first.

    REVENGE! FOR MEGA MAN!

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Infidel wrote: »
    <3 kime

    oh, and proboards: http://peelsharr.proboards.com/
    hehe I had fun with that.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Oh, ROBOS.

    I've still got a grudge on you left.

    I'll kill you first.

    REVENGE! FOR MEGA MAN!

    This grudge just turned mutual.

    You're already dead.

  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Oh, ROBOS.

    I've still got a grudge on you left.

    I'll kill you first.

    REVENGE! FOR MEGA MAN!

    This grudge just turned mutual.

    You're already dead.

    Not quite.

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    http://alittlebitspecial.proboards.com/

    infected proboards.

    I think shalmelo might need to open them still.

  • sterling3763sterling3763 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ours isn't nearly as entertaining as infidel and co's : http://zombiedash.proboards.com/

  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Fantastic ending. I picture myself as the one who was dodging all over the place... Good job survivors :)

    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • InfidelInfidel Too easy. PiltoverRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thanks again for the help Sterling. :^:

    I got to be top damage on the tanks tonight! :D

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    El Skid wrote: »
    =I picture myself as the one who was dodging all over the place... =

    That's probably because you were!

    Hope you all enjoyed the game, guys. I had a fairly hard time of rejigging difficulty after the first night without making it too easy for the survivors, but I hope things worked out well in the end.

    Also, this featured a ridiculous amount of number crunching. Never doing that again, or at least writing a program to do it for me.

  • Cynic JesterCynic Jester Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Still sad that I took 200 damage in one night from normal zombies =(

  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thanks alot for running, Burnage.

    Yeah, this might be easier using an Infidel-designed phalla tool thingamy. <3

    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Yeah, this has been one of my favorite mafia games. Hope to see the format reappear, albeit with tweaking to make it easier to manage the figures.

  • The Cow KingThe Cow King arf arf Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    That was a lot of fun. Thanks for running it.

    Pie you now have 2 grudges.

  • DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    It was very entertaining to watch after my death, more than usual. One suggestion, though: if you're already infected (like I was), I think it would be a good balancer to make the zombies not attack you the following day, when you turn (like I was). It was pretty lame to turn and get incapacitated on the same night, with no real way to get out of it.

    and this sig. and this blog..
  • KiasKias Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    *waits patiently in the closet*

    Was a fun game to watch! Hopefully I catch the next burnage phalla.

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Zombie proboards are unlocked now:

    http://alittlebitspecial.proboards.com


    Thanks for running this, Burnage.

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Good stuff, Burn.

  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Yup much fun to be had!

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Burnage wrote: »
    El Skid wrote: »
    =I picture myself as the one who was dodging all over the place... =

    That's probably because you were!

    Stupid El Skid dodging my charge :(.

    I did no damage the entire game. Go me :P!

    Also, the original Group H proboard: http://eaturbrainz.proboards.com/index.cgi. There's not much there sicne we all zombie-fied fairly quickly....

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  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Very Happy that I changed group day 1 :)

    Nice game Burn ^^ enjoyed it lots!

    what was the most common skill on players?

    What where the combinations that made the different special zombies?

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