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[Mini-Phalla] Left4Dead: The End
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Rawrrrrr!
Also, I should never have been revived the first day. Someone in my group should have mentioned that I had 200 HP to start with, so was almost guaranteed to be a zombie :lol:. (180% chance or so?)
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unless you were immune
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True, but that was not the best risk to take... I suppose I did pay for my rez, but priority should have been given to people that at least had a slim chance of RNG-ing to not be a zombie.
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The battle began.
One survivor went down immediately, as a Smoker wrapped its disgusting tongue around him. The survivor had no one to help him, and died alone.
The four who had no intention of taking the helicopter took up defensive positions, providing covering fire. Their sniper rifles would almost certainly prove helpful.
The others charged, and the infected charged in turn. One pipebomb took care of a small horde, and a second took care of another. When more infected began to descend, a few casual shots from a grenade launcher sent them flying. The survivors had made quick work of the normal zombies surrounding the helipad, although the sound of screaming in the distance meant that more might be approaching.
A charger nearly slammed into another of the survivors, but he side-stepped just as the creature's malformed arm was about to grab his skull. The beast careened off harmlessly into the distance.
Best to hurry, then. The tanks turned, and immediately threw rocks at the poor survivors. Some were struck, and fell; the others ran, guns blazing.
The tanks screamed, and flailed their fists in anger. More fell, although one survivor dodged yet again. Explosions rocked the flesh of the tanks, tearing gaping wounds in their gargantuan frames. Yet still they continued.
A combination of bullets and grenades caused the first tank to fall, and the collapsing beast crushed one survivor who was not quite fast enough to move out of the way. Trapped under the thing's corpse, he still continued to fire at the others.
Indeed, even as the survivors were being sent flying by the unstoppable behemoths, even as their lifeblood was flooding onto the floor beneath them, not one of them stopped firing their weapons. Through sheer force of will, they were grimly determined to make sure that anyone - some one - left this encounter alive.
As the screams intensified, a turning point came. Two of the giants had already been defeated, and then the two that were still standing both missed with their swipes. Capitalising on this, the survivors who hadn't passed out focused their fire. The skull of one tank exploded in a shower of bone and pus, and the survivor who had made the shot screamed in victory.
- only for the remaining tank to bring its fist down upon his spine, crippling him.
The helicopter above began to close in, the speakers carrying a warning -
"There's - there's a fucking thousand of these things coming, you'd better hurry up! Stop fucking around and make some room so I can land!"
And the screams of the infected did indeed sound like a small army. The fight was becoming desperate; there was no way the survivors would be able to fend off that many infected.
The final tank roared, smashing the ground and the fallen. Bullets slammed into its flesh, blood dripped onto the helipad, rain began to fall from the sky.
The noise was deafening as more and more grenades slammed into the creature, but fatique and blood less had begun to set in; several of the survivors who were downed were now unconscious completely, and even those standing didn't look like they were going to last long.
And then the final blow was struck.
The tank had rushed forward, and grabbed hold of its victim. Slamming him into the ground, the man was instantly killed - and the death spasm apparently forced his finger to pull the trigger of his combat rifle, which sent a bullet straight into the cranium of the tank.
The thing looked dazed for a moment. It swayed forwards, and then backwards.
And then it fell.
A moment of silence, the scream of the approaching horde quiet in the distance. The air began to settle, as the gunpower and smoke from explosions cleared.
A single, solitary survivor was still standing. Using his empty grenade launcher as a crutch, he hopped to the now-landing helicopter.
"Where's everyone else?", the pilot screamed.
The survivor's glare was all the answer he needed. Climbing inside, the pilot managed to clear the ground just in time to avoid the arrival of the army of infected.
As the helicopter gained altitude, the sun began to shine.
The survivor was safe... for now.
Tonight's groups were:
The Cold Ones (Group A)
FrostMist
Team Norsemen (Group C)
CoreGoon
Cynic Jester
A Family of Chargers(Group E)
Gumpy
The_reflection
Sterling3763
Hippie
El Skid
kime
Delphinidaes
Team GMT (Group G)
Daius
jackisreal
The Cow King
The Group of Innocent People Who Are Not Undead and Definitely DON'T Want to Eat Your Brains.... Really, You Can Trust Us (Group H)
Eddie Dean
Robos A Go Go
Team IRC (Group J)
Infidel
Adventfalls
Delmain
TehSloth
Crimsoncoyote
The Survivors (Group Z)
Bill
Francis
Louis
Zoey
Lone Wolves (No Group)
Kay
In memory of:
The Cow King (spitter)
kime (charger)
Delphinidaes (smoker)
EddieDean (boomer)
Infidel (survivor)
The_reflection (survivor)
Hippie (survivor)
Gumpy (survivor)
Daius (survivor)
jackisreal (survivor)
Delmain (survivor)
sterling3763 (survivor)
adventfalls (survivor)
FrostMist (survivor)
El Skid (survivor)
CoreGoon (survivor)
Cynic Jester (survivor)
Robos A Go Go (survivor)
crimsoncoyote (survivor)
Kay (survivor)
The survivor:
TehSloth
The survivors have won the campaign!
EVERYONE IN TEAM IRC WINS.
Should've taken Dead shot.
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Most deaths in one night?
One Robos grudge down, one more to go.
ROOOOOOOBOOOOOOOS (at least I won)
if only someone had posted in the thread 'kime isn't immune' on day 2 and then watch him get helped up while the person who told you is left to die...
A kime grudge is so passe. I choose Delp.
So close. Thanks for running Burnage!
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oh, and proboards: http://peelsharr.proboards.com/
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What for...?
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You biiittccchh, I'll kill you every chance I get from now on.
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I've still got a grudge on you left.
I'll kill you first.
REVENGE! FOR MEGA MAN!
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This grudge just turned mutual.
You're already dead.
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Not quite.
infected proboards.
I think shalmelo might need to open them still.
I got to be top damage on the tanks tonight!
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That's probably because you were!
Hope you all enjoyed the game, guys. I had a fairly hard time of rejigging difficulty after the first night without making it too easy for the survivors, but I hope things worked out well in the end.
Also, this featured a ridiculous amount of number crunching. Never doing that again, or at least writing a program to do it for me.
Yeah, this might be easier using an Infidel-designed phalla tool thingamy. <3
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Pie you now have 2 grudges.
Was a fun game to watch! Hopefully I catch the next burnage phalla.
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Thanks for running this, Burnage.
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Stupid El Skid dodging my charge
I did no damage the entire game. Go me
Also, the original Group H proboard: http://eaturbrainz.proboards.com/index.cgi. There's not much there sicne we all zombie-fied fairly quickly....
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Nice game Burn ^^ enjoyed it lots!
what was the most common skill on players?
What where the combinations that made the different special zombies?