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The New Comic Thread for Monday, February 8, 2010

Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
edited February 2010 in Singularity Engine++
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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Holy S.

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Holy S.

    It's "Holy S"

    I like the idea of the carbonation in your pop being too much for your mormon body

    too worldly nooooo
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    S is for Salarian.

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  • DsmartDsmart Registered User
    edited February 2010
    kiko's face panel 3

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  • JoolanderJoolander It's like Christmas But with more ... ME!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Yo man

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  • BlackDoveBlackDove Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Third panel punchline.

    Neat.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Everyone knows the Mordin loyalty mission is the best one.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • Guy IncognitoGuy Incognito Registered User
    edited February 2010
    BlackDove wrote: »
    Third panel punchline.

    Neat.

    More of a first-panel meta-punchline. The fact that garrus is a party member is, itself, a spoiler.

    You know I'm right.
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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I didn't know Garrus was a party member

    reporting G&T right now

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User
    edited February 2010
    I don't get it.

    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
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  • Artful DodgerArtful Dodger Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Mm-hmm

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Sash Lilac AvaliceRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    something something alien porn

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  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'm watching Dragonball: Evoltuion right now.

    Whyyyyyy

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    something something alien porn

    Available on Omega.

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User
    edited February 2010
    SH can you please explain to me what this comic is all about, I never played Mass Effect

    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    God yeoman is such a sluuuuutttt

    wants your officious commander dick

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
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  • ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    SH can you please explain to me what this comic is all about, I never played Mass Effect

    If you haven't played the game, I have two things to say to you.

    1. What is wrong with you?

    2. There's no reason to explain it. You wouldn't understand.

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    70% of the game is available for you to play almost right away, so someone three hours in could have done things that someone twelve hours in hasn't gotten to yet

    regardless, Yeoman Chambers greets you legs agape as soon as you meet her (regardless of gender)

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i find yeoman chambers' vagina to be deceitful

    she basically throws herself at you

    yet, she was handpicked by Cerberus to be on your crew and not just act as your secretary

    but psychoanalyze everybody and make sure their heads are in the game and shit

    so her flirtations always came across as like

    it's part of her job to tend to my needs and then later she's going to report to the Illusive Man about it

    keeping me relaxed and compliant

    fuck you and your spy-cooch, chambers

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    SH can you please explain to me what this comic is all about, I never played Mass Effect

    Well the comic is about ME2

    Each of your party members has a 'loyalty' mission to gain their trust and unlock some special abilities, usually tied to their backstory.

    Yeoman Chambers is a green-eyed redheaded chick on your ship who paid for starship secretarial school by being a space-stripper.

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    is there anything i should know?

    you have unread messages at your personal terminal

    that'll be all

    commander, you have unread messages at your personal terminal

    :|

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    i find yeoman chambers' vagina to be deceitful

    she basically throws herself at you

    yet, she was handpicked by Cerberus to be on your crew and not just act as your secretary

    but psychoanalyze everybody and make sure their heads are in the game and shit

    so her flirtations always came across as like

    it's part of her job to tend to my needs and then later she's going to report to the Illusive Man about it

    keeping me relaxed and compliant

    fuck you and your spy-cooch, chambers
    Spoiler:

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Is me2 xbox2/win exclusive?

    I play games on ps3 and ps4. My PSN is DouglasDanger.
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Is me2 xbox2/win exclusive?

    how do you not have one of these two things

    what do you own like

    a mac and a PS3?

    that makes it your fault

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  • Faceless CowardFaceless Coward Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I just realized.

    Yeoman Chambers.

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    SH can you please explain to me what this comic is all about, I never played Mass Effect

    Well the comic is about ME2

    Each of your party members has a 'loyalty' mission to gain their trust and unlock some special abilities, usually tied to their backstory.

    Yeoman Chambers is a green-eyed redheaded chick on your ship who paid for starship secretarial school by being a space-stripper.

    SLUUUUUUUTS IIIIIIN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Is me2 xbox2/win exclusive?

    how do you not have one of these two things

    what do you own like

    a mac and a PS3?

    that makes it your fault

    I own a pc from... oh, about 2002. It is my primary computer! The last game I played on it was Deus Ex.

    And I want a blu-ray player and another console, so I will probably get a ps3 in April. Probably. I need to compare exclusives I guess.

    I play games on ps3 and ps4. My PSN is DouglasDanger.
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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Mm-hmm.

    Spoiler:
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  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Mass Effect 2 was fun but it had some really boring optional crap. Scanning is awful, even just looking at all the planets is pretty boring, and all the anomaly missions are just little quickies with virtually no dialog or plot. I'd much rather they were fewer and better developed.

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  • smegheadsmeghead Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I love Bioware RPGs but I tried giving ME1 a number of chances over the last couple of years. Every time I'd get to the citadel and a bunch of alien races I didn't care about would try and give me their entire cultural history, including their role in the current political climate. All in a random longass dialogue tree. With no prior introduction to any aspect of what they were talking about.

    I don't think I am capable of enduring the first game through to the end, in order to give the sequel a chance.

    edit: D:

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    bioshock RPGs you say

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    smeghead wrote: »
    I love Bioshock RPGs but I tried giving ME1 a number of chances over the last couple of years. Every time I'd get to the citadel and a bunch of alien races I didn't care about would try and give me their entire cultural history, including their role in the current political climate. All in a random longass dialogue tree. With no prior introduction to any aspect of what they were talking about.

    but that is one of the best parts of the game

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bioware

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  • smegheadsmeghead Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Oh, brainfarts.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I was just thinking yesterday how it is kinda funny how everybody all over the internets works so dang hard to call him "Archangel" at all times.

    Denny's is for winners.
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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Biofart

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood We could be forever Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    haha it's funny because he said holy s

    actually wait no that is silly.

    i like the comic otherwise though, totally gonna give the yeoman that deep dick

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ME comic!

    Discussing games that not everybody have played to completion is always a goddamn minefield

    Not so much in the dangerous sense as in the really bloody annoying to negotiate sense

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood We could be forever Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    is it just me or is kiko sporting some buckleyface in panel 2

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    ME comic!

    Discussing games that not everybody have played to completion is always a goddamn minefield

    Not so much in the dangerous sense as in the really bloody annoying to negotiate sense

    it gets worse with games like ME2 because outside of like, three Main Quest sections you can basically do the rest of the game (including your party's loyalty quests) in almost any order

    so even if someone has been playing the game just as much as you, they could have done a completely different section of content and you literally can't talk about your game experience without spoiling each other

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