Pure Pwnage: The TV Show?

The Lovely Bastard

tasteticle nooo

Tasteticle

okay that last one was a half truth

I have an asian girlfriend who gets super pissed at me when I put on a racist chinese accent when I ask her questions

The Lovely Bastard

tasteticle I still find that story far fetched

Tasteticle

it's okay so do I

Kazhiim

that fat guy is pretty good at swords

Moriveth

speaking of gaming

I am nearly at 20,000 useless gamerpoints!

The Lovely Bastard

mori what will you spend those useless gamerpoints on

Moriveth

I am going to buy so many games with these points

Fallout

i liked this show back in the day

i quit watching when it got all dbz retarded

redhead

buy some gamers

Moriveth

I really like the achievement system in 360 games

like, I know it's completely pointless and you don't get anything for it

but it's just straight-up fun!

A Dabble Of Thelonius

Oh, Mori, so sorry. Didn't you know you can't by games with gamer points. You can only buy gamers.

On the plus side you have almost enough points to buy our entry level gamer, Gamer_Knight64.

Spoiler:

Edit / Fffffffuck you, Redhead. Mine's better.

Moriveth

can I buy the version without the beard

beards are scratchy

wait is this not to have sex with or what

ThatDudeOverThere

gamers are never for having sex with

Melding

Mori, don't be silly, gamers are incapable of having sex.

A Dabble Of Thelonius

The choice is yours! In fact, for an extra 1,013 gamerpoints we provide a gamer disposal service so that if you "finish" with your gamer early, nobody will ever know.

The Lovely Bastard

mori what you do with your purchased gamer is completely up to you

and untouchable by the laws of both man and beast

A Dabble Of Thelonius

The laws of beastmen may come into play, but they are easily circumvented.

The Lovely Bastard

theo, you know as well as I do the only law that beastmen follow is frontier law

A Dabble Of Thelonius

Exactly. Thus with judicious use of clubs and fire, we need not worry about whatever quibbles they may have. For fire, as you well know, is the beastman's greatest desire and also his secret shame.

The Lovely Bastard

just make sure it is beastmen you are dealing with and not the beastmaster

that's a whole new can of worms

A Dabble Of Thelonius

I would hope he wouldn't deign to meddle with Mori and his manchandise.

His crafty trained ferrets would be the very undoing of this whole plan.

Richard M. Nixon

A Dabble Of Thelonius wrote: »

Exactly. Thus with judicious use of clubs and fire, we need not worry about whatever quibbles they may have. For fire, as you well know, is the beastman's greatest desire and also his secret shame.

so the fire is a fat chick?

The Lovely Bastard

Richard M. Nixon wrote: »

A Dabble Of Thelonius wrote: »

Exactly. Thus with judicious use of clubs and fire, we need not worry about whatever quibbles they may have. For fire, as you well know, is the beastman's greatest desire and also his secret shame.

so the fire is a fat chick?

I didn't know you were a beastman

Moriveth

Actually shit, I'm still like 1000 points away from 20k points

do I have to give the gamer back now

he's a bit... damaged

A Dabble Of Thelonius

I reccomend selling him to a beastman.

The Lovely Bastard

mori according to frontier law

you will get a paddling

Scrum

This show looks awful, but it's on showcase and it reminds me of how much I love Kenny vs. Spenny.

Mr Bubbles

Moriveth wrote: »

I really like the achievement system in 360 games

like, I know it's completely pointless and you don't get anything for it

but it's just straight-up fun!

There is no place for fun in games. If you're not TEH HARCORZE what are you in life