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The Snidely Named Bitch-Ass Baby-Men Inquisition

mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
edited February 2010 in Singularity Engine++
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oh my god
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what in the
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a photosynthetic slug now thats just silly goosery
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TENTACLE SNAKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WAVING THOSE AT ME
THERE ARE SCHOOL CHILDREN HERE AND NONE OF THEM JAPANESE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS0ywe5DUCU
not cool dude elbows are for people!!
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/files/2010/02/urchin.jpg
silly urchin why would you see with your spine when you can have eyes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgwI5U1JMQY
like this dude he dont even need to blink because his eyes under inside of his transparent head



so there is a science thread and a cute thread but no deep sea animal/fuckery thread except now there is because i made one (its this one, you are looking at it)!

post your favorite underwater monstrosities here
REAL SEAMONSTERS ONLY NO LOVECRAFTS ALLOWED
OR GIRLS

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    does this count

    fart_in_wetsuit.jpg

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    but you're a-

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    or dog_fads_42sfw.gif

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    what about lovecrafts being put into girls?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    what the FUCK is that first image of

    that thing will be in my nightmares

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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited February 2010
    never before have i used an internet

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Fuck you, internet!

    I did not need this!

    Fuck off and die.
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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    that is a beautiful speciment mr rank

    i will give you exactly all the money for the priveledge of displaying it in my aquarium

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    owls have been known to dive to 10,000 feet

    and transform

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    owls have been known to dive to 10,000 feet

    and tranform

    pffft

    I can do that




    once

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  • BerkBerk Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    PROBLEMS

    divine.jpg

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    what the FUCK is that first image of

    that thing will be in my nightmares

    would you be surprised to learn that it is japanese

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    scuba_dog.jpg

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Spider crab.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2010
    lots of things in the sea look like genitals

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Man I could go for some crab legs. Little dish of melted butter.

    mmm

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    Steam - Talon Valdez : Xbox Live & LoL - Talonious Monk
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2010
    i don't know if anyone noticed that

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    you got my expectations up with that thread title

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    hell, you want to speak about monsters and atrocities?

    why the hell are graphic designs and layouts in Japanese magazines and television so fucking ugly?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    MondexScubaDog3.jpg

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  • BedlamBedlam Badlum's Replace Is feel unwellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    what the FUCK is that first image of

    that thing will be in my nightmares
    Looks like a crab of some sort.

    Go get the crackers and i'll fry up some butter :D

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2010
    seriously this thing is totally a clam sandwich

    http://www.pnas.org/content/105/46/F1.medium.gif

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Knob wrote: »
    lots of things in the sea look like genitals

    a lot of genitals taste like things in the sea

    and some of them, if you put your ear to them, you can hear the ocean

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  • FearghaillFearghaill Midgard I hear some secret agents only get cars.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2010
    hamishscubadog.jpg

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Blood Ocean

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Here's my contribution. Probably tired as Hell.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xZKLzwZY9Y

    The money shot starts at the 33 second mark.

    Fuck off and die.
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    jasparafterthedive.jpg

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited February 2010
    The first image is of a frilled shark.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    scuba-cat-6.jpg

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2010
    Knob wrote: »
    lots of things in the sea look like genitals

    a lot of genitals taste like things in the sea

    and some of them, if you put your ear to them, you can hear the ocean

    we should convince some fundies that this is proof of intelligent design

    anything fun happening over there on the next few months

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2010
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    scuba_diving_horse.jpg

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Knob wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    lots of things in the sea look like genitals

    a lot of genitals taste like things in the sea

    and some of them, if you put your ear to them, you can hear the ocean

    we should convince some fundies that this is proof of intelligent design

    anything fun happening over there on the next few months

    yeah, probly

    we got fun shit happening all the time

    because this ain't sucksville

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    is that crab a real thing? Doesn't it not have enough legs to be a crab?

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    so next time you see recruiters in your school or your crib
    tell'em thank you for the offer, but you'd rather you live
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2010
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
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