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The Snidely Named Bitch-Ass Baby-Men Inquisition

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    marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
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    This cat is just having none of this bullshit.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Octopuses are things that I find a little unsettling yet incredibly fascinating. They're just so alien.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    the metal snail is the best animal

    i can't find a link to it though

    it's a new discovery

    it has scales made of iron

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Fallout wrote: »
    the metal snail is the best animal

    i can't find a link to it though

    it's a new discovery

    it has scales made of iron

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    sholy hit

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Fangtooth (I think):
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    More here

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    That one is a proto reaper, calling it now.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2010
    sometimes I feel like instead of going into space we should go into the ocean

    we're more likely to find new crazy shit in there!

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Space is a terrible place anyway, the ocean is at least awesome. And less likely to contain space madness.

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    sometimes I feel like instead of going into space we should go into the ocean

    we're more likely to find new crazy shit in there!

    Like snipe eels:

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    Or all these angler fish:

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    Space is a terrible place anyway, the ocean is at least awesome. And less likely to contain space madness.

    There is ocean madness though

    sailors used to call it Deep Down Dementia

    the Wet Willies

    the Screaming Moist

    #pipe on
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    LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sharks always looked pissed
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    This one seems pretty happy: Linked for huge.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Space is a terrible place anyway, the ocean is at least awesome. And less likely to contain space madness.

    There is ocean madness though

    sailors used to call it Deep Down Dementia

    the Wet Willies

    the Screaming Moist

    Right, but does it turn you into some kind of space zombie that tries to kill the entire crew until you fly the ship into the sun?

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Space is a terrible place anyway, the ocean is at least awesome. And less likely to contain space madness.

    There is ocean madness though

    sailors used to call it Deep Down Dementia

    the Wet Willies

    the Screaming Moist

    Right, but does it turn you into some kind of space zombie that tries to kill the entire crew until you activate the ship's core and laurence fishburn blows you up?

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
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    Such a silly looking eel larva

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Space is a terrible place anyway, the ocean is at least awesome. And less likely to contain space madness.

    There is ocean madness though

    sailors used to call it Deep Down Dementia

    the Wet Willies

    the Screaming Moist

    Right, but does it turn you into some kind of space zombie that tries to kill the entire crew until you activate the ship's core and laurence fishburn blows you up?

    You guys can't have my Ice Cream Bar

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ItuafgPm4k

    #pipe on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    man you guys are not good at this thread

    soon as I go away, poof, no more kitties going scuba diving

    sheesh

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    this thread.

    i enjoy it.

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    no no

    this is the cuddly-wuddliest

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    http://www.thrfeed.com/2010/02/syfy-teams-with-corman-for-dinoshark-pic.html
    Fans may be waiting a while for Syfy's fabled "Sharktopus!" but the network is set to unveil a different Roger Corman monstrosity.The network is about to announce "Dinoshark," Corman's latest made-for-Syfy creature feature.

    "Global warming causes the glaciers to break apart," Corman explains. "We start the picture with real beautiful shots of the glaciers falling into the ocean. The unborn egg of the Dinoshark that has been frozen for millions of years is released."

    "Dinoshark," which debuts March 13, is a follow-up of sorts to Corman's "Dinocroc." Corman originally thought to do "Dinocroc 2," but Syfy executives discovered that, unlike theatrical audiences, TV movie audiences respond better to new-but-similar ideas more than direct sequels.

    The network also came up with the pre-tested title "Sharktopus!" though the concept presented the filmmaker with a challenge. Corman might make creature features, but he wants them to be at least somewhat believable.

    "'Sharktopus!' is more difficult because you can imagine a prehistorical crocodile like the Dinocroc, but there's no such thing as prehistoric half-shark, half-octopus," Corman said. "I tried to figure out how to do this."

    The solution? The U.S. Navy has commissioned a group called Blue Water to genetically engineer a half-shark, half-octopus to help combat Somali pirate ships. Then things go wrong.

    "It's fairly difficult to believe, but we only ask the audience to accept this one thing," he said. "After that, we take great care that everything else is logical from then on and is something that could happen."

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    What's odd about their monster choice is that there were already "dinosharks"; pliosaurs:

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    (that's a jaw the guy is with)

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i love that national geographic from a little while back about all the prehistoric sea creatures.

    the size diagram was cool as hell

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    let's rejuvenate this thread with some manta-action!

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    +

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDU4CQWXaNY&feature=player_embedded

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    what the fuck is wrong iwth nature

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    what the fuck is wrong iwth nature

    You realize we're also products of the evolutionary process.

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    what the fuck is wrong iwth nature

    You realize we're also products of the evolutionary process.

    that was in my mind with my previous comment.

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    This thread sucks.

    I had to put my dog to sleep today and I'm really depressed and I came in here expecting cute things and now I'm just feeling even worse

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I don't know what's worse....having to put your dog down or burying him after he's been hit by a car.
    They both felt pretty terrible.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Daric there is a cute thread LIKE RIGHT THERE why would you expect me of all people to do cute things for your amusement

    is it because im black



    sorry about your dog man :( old age?

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    No she was only 11. She's had diabetes for the last year and a half though. She was doing perfectly fine and then last weekend she got really sick and started throwing up and having diarrhea. We took her to the vet on Monday and they said it was time. We scheduled it for today. The worst part was Wednesday and Thursday she was, not fine, but energetic and everything and we started thinking maybe we were wrong. But then today she didn't have any energy and was sleeping all day.

    I didn't want her to suffer but it was still the hardest thing I've ever done. I've had her since I was 10 and she was my best friend.

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    and now I'm crying again goddddddddddd

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Eleven is a good age for a dog, man

    Hugs?

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    GAMF'd

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
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    animals are weird

    Daric, just be glad she died with dignity. My dog didn't even get that and it sucked. Not to be depressing or emo or whatever but mine died in my arms, she couldn't even sit up straight like she usually did. You did the right thing.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    oh gooood this thread is getting depressing now


    here have some of that cute you were looking for to make up for it!!

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    also some not so cute
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    what the fuck is that thing on the trash can

    fetch me my elephant gun

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    fuck the coconut crab, is that a goddamn thestral?

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    it is a horror horse

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hugs and Kisses

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    FuzzFuzz Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Who dives with their cats?


    Like.. who thinks it's a good idea.. to take a cat.. so deep he needs an oxygen tank??

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