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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Scrum wrote: »
    I like that this thread switched from blowjobs to baby showers just like that.

    Well after opening with a little oral activity many couples step it up a notch and before you know it, baby showers.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Belruel wrote: »
    also dudes who have netflix and like fighting movies, watch Chocolate (i hope that link works). it starts a bit slowly, but the fight scenes in it are amazing. it's on instant play too.

    i havent seen the whole movie, but i saw a special about the fight scenes

    that girl is tough as fuck and does all the stunts

    a lot of people were getting hurt during filming

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Oral sex is not the best gift for a baby shower

    Or for a baby

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Oral sex is not the best gift for a baby shower

    Or for a baby

    Anal is the more traditional gift, but lighten up.

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Belruel wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I just wanted to make a Hunter S. Thomson reference out of the gonzo thing!

    yesterday i was watching a documentary on netflix called gonzo about HST

    i was really enjoying it until three of my worthless uncultured dogfucking friends showed up and started bitching about it and how it was boring.

    ignorant fucks

    ugh, i hate when you're trying to enjoy a film/whatever, and other people show up and start watching, but do nothing but bitch about it. it is really difficult to get into a movie when someone is a few feet away, sighing and going 'this is dumb and boring, what the hell is she wearing, that hat is dumb. that lady is stupid why is she talkingto that guy for so long, why is she so old and ugly. uuugh let's watch someone elseeee.'

    hello, i am trying to enjoy this film, yes, it is foreign with subtitles, yes i can read them fast enough AND watch the video to know what is going on, no, i don't care that you are bored, fuck off. (that particular situation happened while i was watching pan's labyrinth)

    my little brother's friends (~16yo) are constantly in the only room with a tv, so even if i grab it first before they get home, it isn't long before they show up and settle in even though it is obvious i am watching something they will find boring. Four Minutes just recently, but also pretty much anything i might watch that doesn't have tits, explosions or high action packed tension.

    little shitasses

    and they're always planted on their ass watching the big tv so i rarely get a chance to watch something like that in the living room.

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  • the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Oral sex is not the best gift for a baby shower

    Or for a baby

    The worst possible thing that could happen

    would be performing oral sex on the expectant, blushing bride

    who gives birth in the middle of it

    the professor is the best poster this forum has ever had hth
  • ScrumScrum __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2010
  • the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Scrum wrote: »
    Talk about a mouth-full.

    i'm saying, dude

    the professor is the best poster this forum has ever had hth
  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Oral sex is not the best gift for a baby shower

    Or for a baby

    The worst possible thing that could happen

    would be performing oral sex on the expectant, blushing bride

    who gives birth in the middle of it

    If you can think of it, there's porn of it.

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Belruel wrote: »
    also dudes who have netflix and like fighting movies, watch Chocolate (i hope that link works). it starts a bit slowly, but the fight scenes in it are amazing. it's on instant play too.

    I have this in my queue, but I haven't gotten to it. It's worth it?

  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    i have never gotten that and i smoked 99% mids/regs

    i have seriously never even heard of such a thing

    from anyone

    on the internet, in person, anywhere

    buy someone else's weed
    because yours might have rat poison in it?

    Pretty common, actually.

    Feels almost like a hangover, in the sense that you can feel your temple veins pounding.

    I only get it when I would buy lower end stuff on the cheap, as others mentioned.

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Drew-B wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    i have never gotten that and i smoked 99% mids/regs

    i have seriously never even heard of such a thing

    from anyone

    on the internet, in person, anywhere

    buy someone else's weed
    because yours might have rat poison in it?

    Pretty common, actually.

    Feels almost like a hangover, in the sense that you can feel your temple veins pounding.

    I only get it when I would buy lower end stuff on the cheap, as others mentioned.

    i get this once in a while. i hate it

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  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    also dudes who have netflix and like fighting movies, watch Chocolate (i hope that link works). it starts a bit slowly, but the fight scenes in it are amazing. it's on instant play too.

    I have this in my queue, but I haven't gotten to it. It's worth it?

    yeah i rather enjoyed it, i streamed it through my ps3 which is pretty awesome. the fight scenes are choreographed really well, and they are looong. it does start a bit slow though, and i wasn't all that fond of the "story", but who really watches these sorts of films for the story?

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Drew-B wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    i have never gotten that and i smoked 99% mids/regs

    i have seriously never even heard of such a thing

    from anyone

    on the internet, in person, anywhere

    buy someone else's weed
    because yours might have rat poison in it?

    Pretty common, actually.

    Feels almost like a hangover, in the sense that you can feel your temple veins pounding.

    I only get it when I would buy lower end stuff on the cheap, as others mentioned.

    i get this once in a while. i hate it

    I used to just drink a couple glasses of water and that seemed to do the trick

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    yeah i try to sleep it off

    i hope i poop within the next hour. these painkillers are doing their best to foil my fiber gummies and i havent pooped since monday. its a rather unfortunate situation to be in as it sounds like i'm playing a baritone in here

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
  • the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I take medication that forces me to drink a lot of water

    drinking water never hurt a soul, though, I wouldn't say no to drinking more

    the professor is the best poster this forum has ever had hth
  • ScrumScrum __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2010
    Man, that sucks. I poop like twice a day, though I eat a shit ton of fiber.

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Drew-B wrote: »
    tell me more

    boiler pressure is rising and my blow off valve is working overtime

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  • ScrumScrum __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2010
    Hey, have you tried that Kashii cereal? That stuff is wonderful.

  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Smoke a cigarette. That should do the trick.

    I'll be just fine some mornings, and I'll have a cigarette and it's like whuh-oh

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i have a box in my pantry. i ate it for like 3 months straight and got burned out on it

    but yeah stacking kashi and fiber gummies was a recipe for like a 3 dump day.

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • ScrumScrum __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2010
    Yeah, I love it for a while but god damn if it doesn't taste like cardboard after a while.

  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I haven't had a banana chopped into cereal since I was a child...and I just remembered how delicious this is.

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Belruel wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    also dudes who have netflix and like fighting movies, watch Chocolate (i hope that link works). it starts a bit slowly, but the fight scenes in it are amazing. it's on instant play too.

    I have this in my queue, but I haven't gotten to it. It's worth it?

    yeah i rather enjoyed it, i streamed it through my ps3 which is pretty awesome. the fight scenes are choreographed really well, and they are looong. it does start a bit slow though, and i wasn't all that fond of the "story", but who really watches these sorts of films for the story?

    Oh, here's another question. I use Netflix through my 360 sometimes, but I'm buying a PS3 shortly, and it will be hooked up to our main tv to serve for blu-ray and all that shit (wooo Star Trek). I'd like to watch Netflix streaming through it too, is it pretty decent?

  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Oh, here's another question. I use Netflix through my 360 sometimes, but I'm buying a PS3 shortly, and it will be hooked up to our main tv to serve for blu-ray and all that shit (wooo Star Trek). I'd like to watch Netflix streaming through it too, is it pretty decent?

    Yeah, I use it all the time. You have to have the Netflix disc in, but I just watched the first season of 30 Rock through it.

    I'd recommend getting one of the PS3 remotes too.

    PSN: JoeUser80 Steam
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    to avoid having my movie watchin interrupted by folks who don't know shit from shineola, how much is netflix a month?

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    JoeUser wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Oh, here's another question. I use Netflix through my 360 sometimes, but I'm buying a PS3 shortly, and it will be hooked up to our main tv to serve for blu-ray and all that shit (wooo Star Trek). I'd like to watch Netflix streaming through it too, is it pretty decent?

    Yeah, I use it all the time. You have to have the Netflix disc in, but I just watched the first season of 30 Rock through it.

    I'd recommend getting one of the PS3 remotes too.

    The PS3 remotes are hella spiffy

    So much better than the embarrassment called a 360 remote

    the professor is the best poster this forum has ever had hth
  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    also dudes who have netflix and like fighting movies, watch Chocolate (i hope that link works). it starts a bit slowly, but the fight scenes in it are amazing. it's on instant play too.

    I have this in my queue, but I haven't gotten to it. It's worth it?

    yeah i rather enjoyed it, i streamed it through my ps3 which is pretty awesome. the fight scenes are choreographed really well, and they are looong. it does start a bit slow though, and i wasn't all that fond of the "story", but who really watches these sorts of films for the story?

    Oh, here's another question. I use Netflix through my 360 sometimes, but I'm buying a PS3 shortly, and it will be hooked up to our main tv to serve for blu-ray and all that shit (wooo Star Trek). I'd like to watch Netflix streaming through it too, is it pretty decent?

    oh yeah, it is really easy, and i am actually surprised at the video quality on most movies i watch on mine. i haven't been able to compare it to the 360 version, but i've never been disappointed when streaming something. (except that i can't put subtitles on, but whatcha gonna do)

    my instant que is full as heck all the time because they give such a limited choice pool when not on a computer. so i just add whatever i may wan to watch to my que and all is good.

    3DS friendcode: 2380-4618-2503
  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    JoeUser wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Oh, here's another question. I use Netflix through my 360 sometimes, but I'm buying a PS3 shortly, and it will be hooked up to our main tv to serve for blu-ray and all that shit (wooo Star Trek). I'd like to watch Netflix streaming through it too, is it pretty decent?

    Yeah, I use it all the time. You have to have the Netflix disc in, but I just watched the first season of 30 Rock through it.

    I'd recommend getting one of the PS3 remotes too.

    i actually have one, and prefer the normal controller, the d-pad like buttons on the remote make going through choices quickly a bother, and joysticks don't need to be pushed at juuust the right angle with juuust the right amount of pressure to work every time.

    just gotta remember triangle brings up the video options during movie playback, and pressing triangle again makes em go away.

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Belruel wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    also dudes who have netflix and like fighting movies, watch Chocolate (i hope that link works). it starts a bit slowly, but the fight scenes in it are amazing. it's on instant play too.

    I have this in my queue, but I haven't gotten to it. It's worth it?

    yeah i rather enjoyed it, i streamed it through my ps3 which is pretty awesome. the fight scenes are choreographed really well, and they are looong. it does start a bit slow though, and i wasn't all that fond of the "story", but who really watches these sorts of films for the story?

    my super french super cute zoo boss wanted to watch 'chocolat' but netflix ended up giving her 'chocolate' and she said it was incredible.

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'm looking forward to buying things.

    I have a table in my kitchen with my laptop on it. The kitchen connects to my bedroom. That's about all there is to it. The idea of owning even an HDTV or anything is unfathomable for me at this point in my life. I meant to order cable when I moved in to this place, but I never got around to it, and that was eight months ago.

    Everyone older than me is established enough to have nice things...those far younger than me are still milking the parental teet and getting the benefits that come along with that.

    Being 23 is weird.

  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    to avoid having my movie watchin interrupted by folks who don't know shit from shineola, how much is netflix a month?

    Depends on the plan you get. The most basic plan is 1 DVD out at a time, and that's $8.99. That still lets you do all the instant streaming you want.

    I have the 2 DVD plan, which is $13.99 at base, then I upgraded to a Blu-Ray plan, so I pay $16.99 a month.

    PSN: JoeUser80 Steam
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Love chocolate. The extra stuff at the end showing the screw ups are brutal too. That girl got majorly injured. That's always my favorite part of those films, because it is amazing what those dudes go through for the fight scenes. Also if you like choclate, might as well catch all of Tony jaa's stuff.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    JoeUser wrote: »
    to avoid having my movie watchin interrupted by folks who don't know shit from shineola, how much is netflix a month?

    Depends on the plan you get. The most basic plan is 1 DVD out at a time, and that's $8.99. That still lets you do all the instant streaming you want.

    I have the 2 DVD plan, which is $13.99 at base, then I upgraded to a Blu-Ray plan, so I pay $16.99 a month.

    aww

    i could probably do ten bucks a month though for instant streaming

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  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Belruel wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    also dudes who have netflix and like fighting movies, watch Chocolate (i hope that link works). it starts a bit slowly, but the fight scenes in it are amazing. it's on instant play too.

    I have this in my queue, but I haven't gotten to it. It's worth it?

    yeah i rather enjoyed it, i streamed it through my ps3 which is pretty awesome. the fight scenes are choreographed really well, and they are looong. it does start a bit slow though, and i wasn't all that fond of the "story", but who really watches these sorts of films for the story?

    my super french super cute zoo boss wanted to watch 'chocolat' but netflix ended up giving her 'chocolate' and she said it was incredible.

    she got the better movie of the two anyways. (i did also enjoy chocolat though)

    this is one of my favorite fight scenes from the movie

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MzKvdqdzuY

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    JoeUser wrote: »
    to avoid having my movie watchin interrupted by folks who don't know shit from shineola, how much is netflix a month?

    Depends on the plan you get. The most basic plan is 1 DVD out at a time, and that's $8.99. That still lets you do all the instant streaming you want.

    I have the 2 DVD plan, which is $13.99 at base, then I upgraded to a Blu-Ray plan, so I pay $16.99 a month.

    aww

    i could probably do ten bucks a month though for instant streaming

    Even if you get the 1 DVD plan, they're pretty quick on the turnaround when you mail it back in.

    PSN: JoeUser80 Steam
  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    The PS3 is also great if you'd want to store music on it. You can just plug in your iPod and copy everything over. I also have a few movies saved. Just transfer what you want from a USB drive. You can do the same with game saves.

    There are really so many things that are done better than the 360 does them, it's a shame that games usually turn out looking or performing just a tad better on the 360.

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    JoeUser wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    to avoid having my movie watchin interrupted by folks who don't know shit from shineola, how much is netflix a month?

    Depends on the plan you get. The most basic plan is 1 DVD out at a time, and that's $8.99. That still lets you do all the instant streaming you want.

    I have the 2 DVD plan, which is $13.99 at base, then I upgraded to a Blu-Ray plan, so I pay $16.99 a month.

    aww

    i could probably do ten bucks a month though for instant streaming

    Even if you get the 1 DVD plan, they're pretty quick on the turnaround when you mail it back in.

    yeah. 1 dvd would be fine, the instant streaming is what really appeals to me. thanks joe, you rock.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    The PS3 is also great if you'd want to store music on it. You can just plug in your iPod and copy everything over. I also have a few movies saved. Just transfer what you want from a USB drive. You can do the same with game saves.

    There are really so many things that are done better than the 360 does them, it's a shame that games usually turn out looking or performing just a tad better on the 360.

    That's bullpoop. It's really dependant on the game and the creators and all, and most take the lazy route when porting, so a few ps3 games suffer performance issues when compared to their 360 counterparts. Besides, there's more than enough ps3 exclusives to make it worthwhile, just from a gaming standpoint. Now pardon me while I take off my Sony fanboy hat.

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