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I dreamed I was a Terminator and I didn't want to wake up

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    today I was dreaming about

    damn it I forgot

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    my dream had something to do with evil clones and a program that made everything in space smell like flowers

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    unintentional wrote: »
    my dream had something to do with evil clones and a program that made everything in space smell like flowers

    Liiya strikes again

    First the triffids... now the clones

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    unintentional wrote: »
    my dream had something to do with evil clones and a program that made everything in space smell like flowers

    Liiya strikes again

    First the triffids... now the clones

    It's all coming together...

    Muahahahahaaaa!

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Liiya, are there really plants one can shove up someone's head orifices and then they grow and make the head burst?

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    Liiya, are there really plants one can shove up someone's head orifices and then they grow and make the head burst?

    Not really dear, no. They'd die before they had chance to grow in your head. :)

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    what about a fungus or a cacti

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Yeah but you'd have to put compost inside your head too and there'd be no light access for them inside your head.

    If I had a penny for every time a customer asked me that at work...

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    You'd have thruppence!

    So I guess to kill someone with a plant you're better off just trying to bash someone's head against a tree

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    I once saw a big larvae that grew in some guys scalp on TV. that was creepy.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1169861/Shocked-Russian-surgeons-open-man-thought-tumour--FIR-TREE-inside-lung.html

    NSFW because of a picture of a lung with a Fir in it. and because it's a wacky russian hoax

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    mythbusters decided it was plausible to tie a person down over a bamboo shoot that's close to bursting from the ground and that it would burst up through them, killing them slowly and painfully over a period of days

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I never got to finish that episode. cool.

    always jealous of the amount of human-shaped ballistics jelly they get to play with

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    aren't there like lichen that need no sunlight? growing in caves and such? also there are those fungi that brain control ants. would be hella scary if such existed on larger scale. in space or something.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    aren't there like lichen that need no sunlight? growing in caves and such? also there are those fungi that brain control ants. would be hella scary if such existed on larger scale. in space or something.

    Yeah I guess, but then I'm still not sure someone's head has the right conditions, too warm and wet.

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    man :(

    I hope you florists are at least trying to grow such plants in secret. The job would be way less cool if it didn't include at least a little bit mad scientist.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    hahahah

    All going Grim Fandango on us and secretly dealing weapons of death

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I don't grow plants. I chop them to pieces.

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    I don't grow plants. I chop them to pieces.

    So you're a plant slaughter house?

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    T.J. Nutty Nub wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I don't grow plants. I chop them to pieces.

    So you're a plant slaughter house?

    Basically, yes!

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Well, I guess it's you or them

    Those roses would cut off your feet and stick you in water too given half the chance

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Gotta stand up for your rights against them at some point.

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    man, soon ya got crazies protesting for their ethical treatment or some bullshit.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Someone founds a society called PETP and before you know it they've got ad campaigns declaring that flowers are "soil kittens"

    Being cut up and arranged according to size/colour for ornamental purposes

    And no one at all would take any notice of them, either

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ahaha "soil kittens" sound adorable.

    edit: what a lame TOTP.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    "Soil kitten" gets no hits in Google images

    Maybe it's for the best, it's probably a nasty euphemism for something

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Going to bed right after playing Robot Unicorn Attack was not the best idea.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    paging dr. freud

    paging dr. sigmund freud

    "You vant to fuck a black man but are afraid of hees deek. Also you vant to sleep vith your muthzer."

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    paging dr. freud

    paging dr. sigmund freud

    "You vant to fuck a black man but are afraid of hees deek. Also you vant to sleep vith your muthzer."

    dammit freud why you always gotta bring someone's mother into things

    beginning to think you just want to fuck your mother and you're projecting

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    paging dr. freud

    paging dr. sigmund freud

    "You vant to fuck a black man but are afraid of hees deek. Also you vant to sleep vith your muthzer."

    dammit freud why you always gotta bring someone's mother into things

    beginning to think you just want to fuck your mother and you're projecting

    "vhy vould i fuck my mother

    vhen i can fuck yourz"

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    paging dr. freud

    paging dr. sigmund freud

    "You vant to fuck a black man but are afraid of hees deek. Also you vant to sleep vith your muthzer."

    dammit freud why you always gotta bring someone's mother into things

    beginning to think you just want to fuck your mother and you're projecting

    "vhy vould i fuck my mother

    vhen i can fuck yourz"

    damn you sigmund

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    imho you should go and suck a black guy's cock to make up for that.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    imho you should go and suck a black guy's cock to make up for that.

    hey run have you actually met a black person yet

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    paging dr. freud

    paging dr. sigmund freud

    "You vant to fuck a black man but are afraid of hees deek. Also you vant to sleep vith your muthzer."

    dammit freud why you always gotta bring someone's mother into things

    beginning to think you just want to fuck your mother and you're projecting

    "vhy vould i fuck my mother

    vhen i can fuck yourz"

    damn you sigmund
    "Here, hav some cocaine, it vill make you feel better"

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    hey run have you actually met a black person yet

    I talked to one on the internet. he was really nice.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    paging dr. freud

    paging dr. sigmund freud

    "You vant to fuck a black man but are afraid of hees deek. Also you vant to sleep vith your muthzer."

    dammit freud why you always gotta bring someone's mother into things

    beginning to think you just want to fuck your mother and you're projecting

    "vhy vould i fuck my mother

    vhen i can fuck yourz"

    damn you sigmund
    "Here, hav some cocaine, it vill make you feel better"

    psychiatry is awesome

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    hey run have you actually met a black person yet

    I talked to one on the internet. he was really nice.

    baby steps

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    paging dr. freud

    paging dr. sigmund freud

    "You vant to fuck a black man but are afraid of hees deek. Also you vant to sleep vith your muthzer."

    dammit freud why you always gotta bring someone's mother into things

    beginning to think you just want to fuck your mother and you're projecting

    "vhy vould i fuck my mother

    vhen i can fuck yourz"

    damn you sigmund
    "Here, hav some cocaine, it vill make you feel better"

    psychiatry is awesome

    "gotcha, it vas only flour

    reverse psychiatry is awesome"

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    mr monroe did i ever tell you the alt text of your sig makes me laugh because i still remember the subject of that quote

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    RPGjunkieRPGjunkie Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Last night I dreamt that I was having sex with Lucy Pinder. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET THIS BE A PREMONITION.

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