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CitOW Game 8 - Road Wardens

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    NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    susan wrote: »
    *shakes head in disgust*

    Well, a Warrior to Tilea, then I'm done. Best I can do.

    No reason to tip my hand to the Proletariat is there.

    Nought on
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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    admanb wrote: »
    That's helpful, Tzeentch... stall my progression at no gain for yourself, thus guaranteeing I have no real reason to stop Slaanesh from winning.

    Funny story Khorne, you were a silly goose for putting a warrior there in the first place. Did you think I was gonna stay there? And there was gain for myself, I moved warpstones around. Way to be pretty terrible at this.

    Cultist to Estalia, I can't do anything to stop Slaanesh winning. 0/6

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    NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Delmain wrote: »
    admanb wrote: »
    That's helpful, Tzeentch... stall my progression at no gain for yourself, thus guaranteeing I have no real reason to stop Slaanesh from winning.

    Funny story Khorne, you were a silly goose for putting a warrior there in the first place. Did you think I was gonna stay there? And there was gain for myself, I moved warpstones around. Way to be pretty terrible at this.

    Cultist to Estalia, I can't do anything to stop Slaanesh winning. 0/6

    Cultist from where?

    Nought on
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    susansusan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nought wrote: »
    admanb wrote: »
    With nine cards he got two Field of Ecstasy's, three Degenerate Royalties, and two Insidious Lies.

    Oh, and the first OW card handed him a pile of Nobles and Heroes.

    That's actually pretty funny.

    Yep, it was pretty crazy. Field of Ecstasy, two Degenerate Royalties and an Insidious Lies in the first draw, and a Field of Ecstasy and Degenerate Royalty in the second.

    And then The Crusader Old World Card to top it off.

    It has to be said though, that I would not have doubled up on the Nobels in Empire and Kislev. It pretty much meant I had to go to Norsca and Troll Country, or try for the big win in The Empire.

    Yes, admittedly that did make for some ridiculously high-point gains in the first couple turns, but I felt that by concentrating the Nobles in those regions that already had Nobles would allow Khorne to adequately mitigate your click-gains within the first couple turns. Little did I know that you'd get the freak draw you did to turn it into a point-haven. I'm not even sure if there would have been a place to put them around the board to make the game go any different. Suggestions, using 20/20 hindsight?

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    NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    susan wrote: »
    Nought wrote: »
    admanb wrote: »
    With nine cards he got two Field of Ecstasy's, three Degenerate Royalties, and two Insidious Lies.

    Oh, and the first OW card handed him a pile of Nobles and Heroes.

    That's actually pretty funny.

    Yep, it was pretty crazy. Field of Ecstasy, two Degenerate Royalties and an Insidious Lies in the first draw, and a Field of Ecstasy and Degenerate Royalty in the second.

    And then The Crusader Old World Card to top it off.

    It has to be said though, that I would not have doubled up on the Nobels in Empire and Kislev. It pretty much meant I had to go to Norsca and Troll Country, or try for the big win in The Empire.

    Yes, admittedly that did make for some ridiculously high-point gains in the first couple turns, but I felt that by concentrating the Nobles in those regions that already had Nobles would allow Khorne to adequately mitigate your click-gains within the first couple turns. Little did I know that you'd get the freak draw you did to turn it into a point-haven. I'm not even sure if there would have been a place to put them around the board to make the game go any different. Suggestions, using 20/20 hindsight?

    I think I would have put them in The Border Princes and The Badland. That way I can either get my dial tokens from low value regions or fight with everyone else over the high value ones.

    Of cause with the cards I got it probably wouldn't have mattered. Plus the fact that I have a boner for the populous regions and the fact that I don't really agreed with the common belief that Slaanesh should go for a dial victory. With only six cultist that means a max of three dial tokens. Tzeentch have two more cultist to play with and Khorne can get an obscene amount if he's lucky.

    Also, the first time I played I was Nurgle, so I know that you can really shrew over Nurgle by corrupting the populous regions.

    If I remember correctly then Nurgle is the one that is the least able to sabotage the other players with his Chaos cards. You really need the ruin upgrade card before regions start to get ruined, but you need four dials get the darn thing.

    But this is only my third game, so what do I know? :?

    Nought on
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    NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ok. Here is my move assuming Delmain moves the cultist I think he meant.

    If he moves the cultist from Tilea then my move is:

    One Seductress from The Empire to Tilea. 3/6 PP
    Three Seductresses from The Empire to Britonnia. 0/6 PP

    Nought on
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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Delmain wrote: »
    Cultist to Estalia0/6

    Where did that cultist come from?

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Yeah, it was from Tilea, sorry.

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Well, this game is basically over, so I'm going to start some ironically-titled Post-Game Commentary.

    I'd like to hear what Darian has to say on this, because he's played quite a bit more than me, but I think that game mechanics-wise the early game is balanced against Khorne.

    However, to then conclude that Khorne is weak is to ignore the bigger picture: you need Khorne. If anything was going to stop a run-away Slaanesh victory in this game (and I'm not saying it would've, but it's possible) it would've been Khorne with the versatility of 1-cost attack dice, possibly combined with wise Chaos card play from Tzeentch.*

    I think that the approach to turn 1 and 2 should be to allow Khorne one dial tick (possibly two on turn 2, but for god's sake not two on turn 1) so he can control run-aways by turn 3.

    This game has a strange balance that shifts dramatically as people get more aware of what can happen and what everyone can do. There's a very strong meta-game that the rather floaty nature of pbp games doesn't really capture.

    *I'm not sifting off responsibility in this game. I know I played badly.

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Yeah, this game could not have gone any other way than it did. Slaanesh's draws pretty much gave him the game.

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    susansusan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Hmm... This game *might* not be over. The Dice shall have to decide this one, but there's a fighting chance we still have a fighting chance. I suppose it was a mistake to overload Bretonnia to give ruination an option there, but such is life and we just need 2 aggregate hits from 3 dice to prevent it. Tilea will be harder, naturally, with us needing 4 total hits to prevent any VP, but we have 5 dice to do it with and only need 2 hits to dampen the pointage. Let's do this thing...

    EDIT: My Google-Fu is failing me. Does anyone know of any sites nestled in these tubes that has a Prayer to the Dice Gods or some kind of equivalent? And if this hasn't been written yet, why not?

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Round 3 Summoning Phase

    Norse Reavers (peasants die at event) and Road Wardens (remove a Hero) are active.

    CitOW-g8-r3-5.gif

    Khorne (6/7) begins by establishing a Field of Carnage in Estalia (others cannot be summoned away)
    Nurgle (5/6) sends a leper into the fray at Tilea
    Tzeentch (6/6) ignores the scrum, instead protecting an acolyte in Estalia with a Warp Shield
    Slaanesh (5/6) joins the others, sending a seductress into Tilea from the Empire

    Khorne (4/7) deploys a second bloodletter to Tilea
    Nurgle (5/6) releases a Plague Aura in Kislev (corruption adds to domination)
    Tzeentch (5/6) trains an acolyte in Bretonnia
    Slaanesh (4/6) whispers Insidious Lies in Kislev (+2 domination for each noble/hero)

    Khorne (2/7) sends a bloodletter to Bretonnia
    Nurgle (4/6) plops a leper into Bretonnia
    Tzeentch (4/6) changes things a bit, Teleporting an acolyte from Tilea to Troll Country (instant)
    Slaanesh (4/6) makes contact with the Degenerate Royalty in Tilea (no effect)

    Khorne (0/7) rests after sending a bloodletter from Kislev to Troll Country
    Nurgle (3/6) oozes a leper from the Empire to Tilea
    Tzeentch (3/6) trains a new acolyte in Norsca
    Slaanesh (4/6) makes contact with the Degenerate Royalty in Bretonnia (no effect)

    Nurgle (2/6) sends a leper scuttling from the Empire to Bretonnia
    Tzeentch (2/6) orders an acolyte to drag a Warpstone from Troll Country to Estalia
    Slaanesh (4/6) continues making friends with the Degenerate Royalty in Bretonnia (no effect)

    Nurgle (1/6) oozes another leper from the Empire to Bretonnia
    Tzeentch (1/6) sends an acolyte from Tilea to Norsca with a Warpstone

    Slaanesh (4/6) performs a Perverse Infiltration of Norsca (instant effect)

    Nurgle (0/6) sends a plaguebearer to help defend Tilea
    Tzeentch (0/6) slips an acolyte from Tilea to Estalia
    Slaanesh (3/6) sends a seductress from the Empire to Tilea

    Slaanesh (0/6) slips the other three seductresses from the Empire to Bretonnia

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Round 3 Battle Phase

    1. Norsca - chanting and ceremonies for a fallen Hero
    2. Troll Country - 2 dice
    3. Kislev - 2 dice
    4. The Empire - lonely warrior in a barren land
    5. Bretonnia - 2 dice, 1 die
    6. Estalia - mystical chanting heard
    7. Tilea - 4 dice, 1 die
    8. The Border Princes - lots of peasants scurrying about
    9. The Badlands - tumbleweeds, being gathered by peasants

    1. Khorne to roll for Troll Country, Kislev, and Bretonnia.
    2. Tzeentch to roll for Bretonnia
    3. Khorne to roll for Tilea
    4. Nurgle to roll for Tilea

    Let's keep these in strict order this round, please.

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Khorne's rage:

    Troll Country (2d6.hitsopen(4,6)=0)
    Kislev (2d6.hitsopen(4,6)=0)
    Bretonnia (2d6.hitsopen(4,6)=0)


    I swear to god this game is just fucking with me now. Tilea's the only one that matters, but still: 1,1 twice in a row?

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bretonnia mattered...

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I suppose.

    Bretonnia mattered if Slaanesh somehow fails to auto-win in the next couple of turns. :P

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Darian wrote: »
    Round 3 Battle Phase

    1. Norsca - chanting and ceremonies for a fallen Hero
    2. Troll Country - whiff
    3. Kislev - 1,1
    4. The Empire - lonely warrior in a barren land
    5. Bretonnia - 1,1 again, 1 die
    6. Estalia - mystical chanting heard
    7. Tilea - 4 dice, 1 die
    8. The Border Princes - lots of peasants scurrying about
    9. The Badlands - tumbleweeds, being gathered by peasants

    [strike]1. Khorne to roll for Troll Country, Kislev, and Bretonnia.[/strike]
    2. Tzeentch to roll for Bretonnia
    3. Khorne to roll for Tilea
    4. Nurgle to roll for Tilea

    Let's keep these in strict order this round, please.

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    susansusan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    ...Wow. Just... Wow. And I hate to say this, but I summoned my Warrior to Tilea.

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    susan wrote: »
    ...Wow. Just... Wow. And I hate to say this, but I summoned my Warrior to Tilea.

    Slaanesh's cultists have two hits... so I wouldn't worry too much about that.

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    susansusan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    admanb wrote: »
    susan wrote: »
    ...Wow. Just... Wow. And I hate to say this, but I summoned my Warrior to Tilea.

    Slaanesh's cultists have two hits... so I wouldn't worry too much about that.

    I'm trying to do the math here. Correct me if I'm wrong. Worst-Case Scenario of zero hits and allowing the Ruination of Bretonnia and Tilea:
    30 VP to start
    5 VP Dominating Kislev
    3 VP Dominating Bretonnia
    8 VP Ruining Bretonnia
    2 VP Dominating Tilea
    6 VP Ruining Tilea
    54 VP, everyone gets invited to a victory orgy

    So... For the game to continue, we need to do one of the following things:
    -Prevent the Ruination of Bretonnia = Tzeentch scoring 2 hits on 1 die and taking out my and Khorne's cultists
    -Kill BOTH of Slaanesh's cultists in Tilea = Myself and Khorne scoring 4 hits off of 5 dice

    ...*cough*...

    ...Anyone found that prayer to the Dice Gods yet?

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Balls, 1d6.hitsopen(4,6)=1 in Bretonnia, kill a Khorne cultist.

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Yeah, that'll be the game...

    Tilea (4d6.hitsopen(4,6)=3)

    Kill a Seductress and an Acolyte.

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    susansusan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    WAITWAITWAIT, can you assign one of those hits to a Slaanesh Seductress in case I score a hit there?!?!?

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Doesn't work that way. Hits don't carry over between players.

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    susansusan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    *re-reads rules* ...Dangit. I need to score two hits with one guy...? ...Alright, I'm sacrificing 2 d6's, this should take a little while so I'll post my results shortly.

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    NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    susan wrote: »
    *re-reads rules* ...Dangit. I need to score two hits with one guy...? ...Alright, I'm sacrificing 2 d6's, this should take a little while so I'll post my results shortly.

    As long as something is in pain I count it as a win.

    Nought on
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    susansusan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    *sigh* Well, the observations were followed, 2d6 were sacrificed to the flame, and the Dice Gods have chosen to bless me with 1 Hit (bye-bye, Tzeentch Cultist). I shall not question their wisdom which is infinite in choosing Slaanesh to be their champion in this game, but shall instead take away from it a lesson in the random nature of the world, of how ridiculous circumstance and insignificant motions (the shuffling of a deck, the roll of a dice) can affect, nay, can control fate. And to succeed, one must account for this chance, this randomness, this Chaos in all of their dealings and strive to ride its erratic waves to whatever bright shore they takes us to.

    Good Game, all, and congrats Brother Slaanesh. Dibs on the fold-out bed at the Victory Orgy.

    susan on
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    NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Thank you Grandfather Nurgle.

    Nought on
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    RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Fastest game yet on the forums by a wide margin, methinks.

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    NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Rius wrote: »
    Fastest game yet on the forums by a wide margin, methinks.

    That's one way to say it.

    But we did the turns quite fast too I think. Don't know if that's what you meant.

    Nought on
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    RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I meant game length in rounds, mostly, heh.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    End of round stuff will happen when I get back to my computer this afternoon, in a couple of hours.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Round 3 Battle Results

    1. Norsca - chanting and ceremonies for a fallen Hero
    2. Troll Country - whiff
    3. Kislev - 1,1
    4. The Empire - lonely warrior in a barren land
    5. Bretonnia - 1,1 again, bloodsworn
    6. Estalia - mystical chanting heard
    7. Tilea - seductress, acolyte, acolyte
    8. The Border Princes - lots of peasants scurrying about
    9. The Badlands - tumbleweeds, being gathered by peasants

    Khorne earns one DIAL token after rolling 5 ones in a row.

    Board after battle:

    CitOW-g8-r3-6.gif

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Round 3 Corruption Phase

    1. Norsca - Tzeentch dominates for 1 VP (2 > 1)
    Tzeentch places 2 corruption DIAL

    2. Troll Country - No domination (1 = 1)
    No corruption

    3. Kislev - Slaanesh dominates for 5 VP (7 > 4 > 3 > 1)
    No corruption

    4. The Empire - Ruined

    5. Bretonnia - Slaanesh dominates for 3 VP (10 > 4 > 3 > 2 > 1)
    Nurgle places 4 corruption DIAL
    Tzeentch places 1 corruption
    Slaanesh places 4 corruption

    Bretonnia is the second region ruined (2 + 5 + 1 + 4)
    Nurgle, Tzeentch, and Slaanesh each receive 4 VP for contributing to its ruination this round.


    6. Estalia - No Domination (4 > 3 > 1)
    Tzeentch places 3 corruption DIAL

    7. Tilea - Slaanesh dominates for 2 VP (4 > 3 > 2 = 2 > 1)
    Nurgle places 2 corruption
    Slaanesh places 1 corruption

    Tilea is the third region ruined (2 + 10 + 1)
    Nurgle and Slaanesh each receive 4 VP for contributing to its ruination this round.


    8. The Border Princes - quiet

    9. The Badlands - tumbleweeds

    VP:
    Khorne: 7
    Nurgle: 21 + 8 = 29
    Tzeentch: 7 + 5 = 12
    Slaanesh: 30 + 18 = 48

    DIAL tokens:
    Khorne: 1
    Nurgle: 1
    Tzeentch: 2
    Slaanesh: 0

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Round 3 End Phase

    Board at the start of the end phase:
    (will insert later)

    1. Remove Chaos Cards from the Board - Warp Shield dissipates

    2. Hero Tokens are resolved - Khorne loses a Bloodletter in Troll Country and in Kislev, Tzeentch loses an acolyte in Estalia

    3. Resolve Old World cards
    Road Wardens - Khorne removes a Hero
    Reavers - Peasants are killed in Bretonnia and Tilea

    4. Score Ruined Regions
    Bretonnia - Nurgle scores 9 VP, Slaanesh scores 4 VP
    Tilea - Tzeentch scores 8 VP, Nurgle scores 4 VP

    5. Advance Threat Dials - Tzeentch has the most and clicks twice; Khorne and Nurgle
    Khorne:
    12 - Upgrade

    Nurgle:
    13 - Upgrade

    Tzeentch:
    20 - Upgrade
    21 - Place 2 Warpstones



    VP:
    Khorne: 7
    Nurgle: 29 + 13 = 42
    Tzeentch: 12 + 8 = 20
    Slaanesh: 48 + 4 = 52


    6. Check for Game end
    a. Dial track - no victory
    b. at least 50 points - Slaanesh wins a VP victory!

    Postgame analysis may now commence.

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Yes, my warpstones!

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    susansusan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm not sure what's left to say... What could/should have been done differently, given the information available at the time and the resources at hand? No one could have predicted the freakishly good cards in Slaanesh's hand, and even given that the final point total still shows just how close this game was in the end. I do believe that if we had managed to forestall victory this turn, things NEXT turn would have been very interesting indeed, as Slaanesh wouldn't have Dialed and everyone would instantly be gunning for him. *shrug* Thoughts?

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Darian, any commentary from our lovely host?

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    TipharethTiphareth Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    admanb wrote: »
    Khorne's rage:

    Troll Country (2d6.hitsopen(4,6)=0)
    Kislev (2d6.hitsopen(4,6)=0)
    Bretonnia (2d6.hitsopen(4,6)=0)


    I swear to god this game is just fucking with me now. Tilea's the only one that matters, but still: 1,1 twice in a row?

    This breaks my heart, it really does.

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    susansusan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    admanb, I would like to offer a counter argument to your analysis that the game is balanced against Khorne, having played a little as all four Gods. This game requires a stark balance among players hoping for victory, not only in the Dial vs VP balance, but in the 'Go For the Win/Go For My Opponents' aspect of game play. Khorne is in the absolutely unique position among the Gods in that he Goes for the Win BY Going for his Opponents. He advances himself BY screwing over the other players, whereas whenever one of the other 3 Gods makes a move to completely screw over someone else they are expending valuable resources that could be spent towards making the next Dial. I won't say it doesn't have its drawbacks, but at the same time the sheer simplicity of the method is something to be envied and coveted by his peers.

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