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“Your tulips are full of water.”
The flower-woman shrugged. “They’ll live longer for it, Love.”
Peter Scott adjusted his umbrella so that rain tipped away from the soggy plants. “How much for three of the red ones?”
“Sixpence.”
“You’re joking!”
“No Love, I told you: They’re full of water. They’ll live longer!”
Scott sighed, and deposited the coins into her cupped fist. He picked out three of the least damaged articles, and shook them gently. As he stepped out onto the footpath he opened his coat-jacket and placed them in the breast pocket. There, the wet stems pressed against his newspaper, the photograph of Lucy and his pocket watch.
On the street once more he raised his umbrella, stood on the verge of the gutter and scanned the length of Mornington Crescent. The Grey Flannel Man was still following.
“Persistent!”
Scott had hoped the crowd clustered under the eaves of the station would confuse his line of sight. No such luck. He briefly considered bolting for the waiting train, but it had only just arrived, and the man was closing fast. So he stepped to the edge of the crowd and closed his umbrella. By the time the man reached him, he was lighting a cigarette.
“Care for one?”
The man’s face was pink, and flushed with perspiration. “No thank-you,” he wheezed. Then he gestured with a thumb: “Pub?”
“It’s eleven am!”
“God, suit yourself!” The Grey Flannel Man closed his umbrella and pressed close against the crowd. Standing next to him, Scott could smell sweat and stale lager over the cigarette.
“I guess I’d be wasting my time if I asked for your passport?” the man asked.
“Why on earth would you need it? I’m a British citizen!”
The Grey Flannel Man sighed. “I thought as much. My name is Detective Inspector Innes, and we’ve been keeping a close eye on you, Monsieur Leroy.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“I’m sure. We have quite a few questions for you. If we could do this in a civilised fashion, in the pub with a beer, for example, I’d greatly appreciate it.”
“Even if I did know what you were talking about, Mr Innes, I’m sure I wouldn’t join you for a beer before noon. And if I was the man of whom you speak, I’d be very wary of spending any time at all in the company of a British police officer.”
“We just want to talk.”
Leroy sighed, massaging the bridge of his nose. “Very well.”
“Thank God,” Innes said, and bent to open his umbrella.
Calmly, Leroy planted a single calf-leather shoe in the centre of Innes' rump and kicked the detective face-first into the street.
By the time Innes was standing, Leroy was already on the platform and leaping into the waiting train.
“Stop that man!” he yelled, but the doors were already closing.
RULE 2: A Write-On is a collaborative narrative (past example here)
RULE 3: Each author continues the story by posting in here
RULE 4: Continuing passages must be up to 500 words long
RULE 5: Anyone may contribute, so long as cohesion is maintained
RULE 6: No contributor may post consecutive passages
RULE 7: No Mary Sues, lame twists or Badass Motherfuckers
RULE 8: In times of conflict the longest post prevails
RULE 9: Where conflicting posts are of equal length, the first prevails
RULE 10: Each passage may be accompanied by a new RULE
RULE 11: Each RULE must be under ten words long
RULE 12: New RULES are noted as following:
RULE X: Text of the RULE
*Where X = sequence number
RULE 13: RULES affect all following posts
RULE 14: ALL CONTRIBUTIONS MUST OBEY THE RULES!
RULE 15: RULES may go to plot and character, not style
RULE 16: RULES must have a condition that can be satisfied
RULE 17: When its condition is satisfied, the accompanying RULE dies
RULE 18: When you satisfy a condition, notate your post thus:
RULE X: Text of the RULE
*Where X = sequence number of the dead RULE
RULE 19: Conditions do not have time limits, unless specified
RULE 20: As thread creator, I retain power of arbitration
RULE 21: There are a maximum of 50 RULES
RULE 22: Contributions must kill a RULE OR create a RULE
RULE 23: 1 point is awarded for killing a RULE
RULE 24: 5 points are awarded for creating a RULE
The Game RULES
RULE 26: Lucy will appear before teatime
RULE 27: Leroy will lose his pocketwatch
RULE 28: Angela will cheat on her boyfriend today
RULE 29: New characters cost 5 points to bring into play RULE 30: Inspector Innes will meet Leroy before he gets to Waterloo
RULE 31: Leroy will miss his stop.
RULE 32: Someone will speak French.
Errata
The first person to 56 points is the winner.
Remember RULE 22 - You may create a RULE with your passage, OR you may kill a RULE. You cannot do both. You can only create a RULE if there are under 50 RULES in play. If there are 50 RULES in play you must kill a RULE.
Remember RULE 13 - All RULES remain in play and in effect until killed!
Remember RULE 16 - A RULE must contain a condition capable of being fulfilled. No eternal rules - that means no rules phrased in the negative!
Mockery of Mornington Crescent will result in a point infraction.
For the sake of player convenience, please include all current in-play rules in your post.
There is no requirement to maintain the point of view - your passage may follow any character, so long as it fits within the story. Do remember RULE 21, however: There may be a maximum of 50 RULES in play at any time. Beyond that, you will have to return to old storylines in order to kill RULES.
Asking intelligent questions will result in a point bonus.
Snappy lines, witty turns of phrase and jaw-dropping twists will result in a point bonus , at the discretion of the arbitrator.
The Conductor may introduce ARBITRARY RULES. ARBITRARY RULES are marked in white, and cannot be removed by players. They DO count towards the 50-RULE limit. They will be introduced periodically to keep you all on your toes!
He hadn’t had time to see which train was waiting at the platform, or even which direction he was headed. It didn’t seem to matter much, now. So long as he was accelerating in a direction that Inspector Innes wasn’t, he was content.
The train groaned and rattled like old teeth. Mornington Station receded into the distance. He allowed himself to breathe.
A girl in a burgundy cardigan was staring. Leroy stared back.
“Excuse me,” she said. “You’re wet.”
Leroy looked down and cursed. A dark patch had appeared on the front of his jacket. Inside his breast pocket the tulips had flattened; the ink of the morning headline was running. The inside lining of his jacket read, blurrily, PM IN A POLLIE PICKLE.
It was the photo of Lucy he was worried for. Ink was smeared across her face but it came off with a rub of his sleeve. She was standing before St George’s Basilica in Prague; the snow came up to her shins, that day. She wasn’t smiling, but that didn’t mean anything. She never smiled on holiday.
“Is it alright?” the cardigan girl asked, and he nodded. She looked at the photo, and then the tulips pressed inside his pocket. “Those for her?”
A hidden speaker announced Warren Street. “Excuse me,” he said. “This is my stop.”
He slipped between two gentlemen in yellow rubber coats and out onto the platform. Warren Street seemed as good a place as any. A quick trade onto the Victoria line, a bit of juggling… Innes wouldn’t know where to begin. And he’d have more than enough time for what needed to be done.
He patted the photo of Lucy and stepped out into the rain.
RULE 25: The train will crash.
RULE 26: Lucy will appear before teatime.
Hey Zset, any perspective rules for the Write On? As in the story must continue to follow the same character?
Most assuredly not. Do remember, though, that only 50 RULES can be in play at once, so at some point you'll be forced to return to a previous storyline.
Asking intelligent questions will result in a point bonus.
Quoththe RavenMiami, FL FOR REALRegistered Userregular
Angela watched the man go, wishing her boyfriend would bring her flowers like that. Really, she wished he would do anything besides sit in the kitchen and stare moodily at his expensive laptop. She had once suggested that he take it to a cafe to write, for a change of scenery, and he had glared at her and said, "Do I look like some kind of poseur to you?" In point of fact, he sort of did.
She took a deep breath and tried to wave away the negative thoughts accumulating around her head like a cloud of smoke. She had a job interview and she wanted to be brimming with positivity and cheer and a general air of competence. Turning to face the old couple that sat on the bench in front of her, Angela favored them with a benevolent smile meant to indicate her appreciation of their enduring love and devotion to each other.
RULE 25: The train will crash.
RULE 26: Lucy will appear before teatime.
RULE 27: A child will say something disturbing.
“Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.” vis a tergo | Blog | Twitter | Blip.fm | Dropbox
Warren Street was abysmal. Leroy took a breath before unfurling the umbrella. It was imperative that he find a phone booth before any more train based escapades. There was a number he needed to call. He went twice round the station, steering round puddles and keeping an eye out for who-knew-what, but aside from beggars and busy men the streets were quiet. His watch, gold and unadorned, showed him it was only eleven twenty. Still too early for a drink, but exactly the right time for a smoke. The holder was in his trouser pocket, slim. It popped open with a click, he extracted a cigarette, and felt better for a few drags. His hand was getting jittery.
Round the corner, by a police station, he saw one of the red coffins marked with a gold crown, inhabited by a rotund gent in a coat. He was gesticulating and occasionally pounding on the glass, getting ruddy in the cheeks. Leroy finished his cigarette, screwing it into the cobbles. The man continued his performance. After five minutes, and several blue-uniformed bobbies passing, Leroy rapped gently on the glass. The man on the phone gave a start, paled, and propped open the door.
“Terribly sorry,” he whispered. “They have such bloody awful lines up north, bugger can't hear a word I'm saying. Won't be long!”
One cigarette later and true to his word, the gent exited with apologies. Leroy was magnanimous, all smiles. But the photo of Lucy was burning in his pocket. He stepped up, lifted the receiver, and wound out the number he'd memorized.
RULE 25: The train will crash.
RULE 26: Lucy will appear before teatime.
RULE 27: A child will say something disturbing.
RULE 28: Leroy will lose his pocketwatch
Both of the old people frowned at Angela, but only very slightly. Maybe they weren't used to good cheer. Maybe they had good reason to be suspicious of strangers. Maybe they were just jerks. But even then, they were jerks in love.
"MOM! WHAT DOES 'FUCK' MEAN?!"
Angela jumped, startled by the sudden volume of the question. She turned and saw an absolutely mortified middle-aged woman leading a small child down the aisle. He continued to bombard her with a stream of profane questions, so loudly that he could still be heard even when muffled by the door of the water closet.
RULE 25: The train will crash.
RULE 26: Lucy will appear before teatime. RULE 27: A child will say something disturbing. RULE 28: Leroy will lose his pocket watch.
His watch, gold and unadorned, showed him it was only eleven twenty. Still too early for a drink, but exactly the right time for a smoke.
Should I award bonus points for snappy lines?
Edcrab: +1 point.
Amended Rules:
RULE 25: The train will crash
RULE 26: Lucy will appear before teatime
RULE 27: Leroy will lose his pocketwatch
RULE 28: A spider will give someone a pleasant surprise
God, I wish I were young enough to be with a woman like that, Nigel thought. His wife of 49 years, Gertrude, sat next to him, completely oblivious to the old memories that swirled in Nigel's head. Those nights in Amsterdam. The French maid. The American student. No, Gertrude didn't know about his interior life anymore than he knew about hers. Their life together had grown soft and brainless. Nigel sat staring at the young woman and wished for something extraordinary to happen. Anything at all. That's when the middle-aged woman led the pestering child down the aisle, filling the train with profanity stained with sacrilege. Nigel watched as Gertrude took Angela's hand into her own. Here it comes, he thought.
"Suffer the Lord, your God," she said. "Suffer Him because everyday He suffers you."
RULE 25: The train will crash
RULE 26: Lucy will appear before teatime
RULE 27: Leroy will lose his pocketwatch
RULE 28: A spider will give someone a pleasant surprise
RULE 29: Angela will cheat on her boyfriend today
Quoththe RavenMiami, FL FOR REALRegistered Userregular
"Hello?" Lucy said, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear.
"Lucy, hi, it's Peter," came the tinny voice at the other end of the line. "I'm on my way down there, but I just wanted to be sure you still lived at the same place."
Peter... Peter... Lucy wracked her brain but could only come up with the image of a man about her age with some kind of facial hair. Mustache? Beard? She was terrible with names.
"Of course, dear," she replied. "But I'm just stepping out. Perhaps we could meet somewhere nearby after I run a few errands?"
"The Gilded Lily?" he suggested.
God, he did know where she lived. This was going to be a treat. "Yeah, sure," she said. "Meet you for tea?"
"Splendid," he said, and hung up. Lucy bit her lip. Well, wouldn't be the first time. Might as well get the groceries done and hope to at least get free tea out of the mess.
RULE 25: The train will crash
RULE 26: Lucy will appear before teatime
RULE 27: Leroy will lose his pocketwatch
RULE 28: A spider will give someone a pleasant surprise
RULE 29: Angela will cheat on her boyfriend today
Rule 30: The rain will get much worse.
“Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.” vis a tergo | Blog | Twitter | Blip.fm | Dropbox
[FONT="Verdana"]Bassim listened to a tirade. When it was finished he nodded and smiled apologetically and told the woman to wait. There was nothing he could do. And, thanks to the plexiglass barrier, there was nothing she could do to him. He slid a thick voucher for the cafe in to the divot under where the barrier met the countertop. The woman put it in her bag, and stalked off, fuming. The train was late, he thought; nothing to be done, so why bother?
Mornington Crescent's ticket office leaked. He tried putting saucepans and plates under the drips, like he had seen on television, but he'd not really grasped the concept so much as the image - so, they soon overflowed and his prayer-rug was soaked all the way through. He didn't notice in time, of course, dealing with so many irate customers. The train is fucking late, he wanted to shout. Go sit down. But all he could do was smile.
It began to really pour down outside. Great, thick drops like cords of rope descended and drove a whole flock of pedestrians in to the station. He sighed, and readied a handful of cafe vouchers. They were his only defence. He had only four.
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RULE 25: The train will crash
RULE 26: Lucy will appear before teatime
RULE 27: Leroy will lose his pocketwatch
RULE 28: A spider will give someone a pleasant surprise
RULE 29: Angela will cheat on her boyfriend today Rule 30: The rain will get much worse. RULE 30: THERE IS NO RULE 30.
RULE 25: The train will crash
RULE 26: Lucy will appear before teatime
RULE 27: Leroy will lose his pocketwatch
RULE 28: A spider will give someone a pleasant surprise
RULE 29: Angela will cheat on her boyfriend today
The conductor announced Charing Cross. Angela stood and wobbled her way across to the doors. It was time. D-Day. Zero Hour. In fifteen minutes she'd either have the job, or have made a complete arse of herself.
For the tenth time that morning, she regretted the burgundy sweater. It wasn't executive wear. It wasn't even bag-lady cotour. This is what you do, she fumed. Take every opportunity and muck it up before you even begin. Maybe that was why the lad never looked up from his laptop. He knew that, if he ever tried to take her out, woo her, seduce her in the back of a taxi, she'd find some way to ruin the fun. He avoided her out of self-preservation.
"Positive thoughts, dear." The elderly fellow in the seat beside her patted her arm. "You're all frowns. Want to chat?"
She smiled as best she could. "No time. Thanks, though."
The train shuddered to a stop. She was off.
The doors beeped closed behind her; the shouting child suddenly cut off. She hugged herself against the chill of the tube station while the train accelerated down the tunnel and the wind it sucked in its wake sent her skirt flapping about her ankles. the The rain was coming in so thick she could barely see the sky beyond the top of the escalators. Now, the office. Was it up the street and second left, or third? The...
She felt the impact before she heard it. A shuddering through the concrete, vibrating in the tiled walls. The platform seemed to shake under her feet and she stumbled. A young man in a black windbreaker with an Ethan Hunt hairdo was yelling something she couldn't make out over the howl of rain.
Then they both fell silent as the sound of tearing steel echoed up the tunnel; the low boom of two great weights swinging together. The man in the windbreaker ran to the edge of the platform and stared down the tunnel.
"Fuck me," he said, looking to Angela, then down the tunnel, and to Angela again. His face was white with shock. "Fuck me sideways. It came off."
RULE 25: The train will crash RULE 26: Lucy will appear before teatime
RULE 27: Leroy will lose his pocketwatch
RULE 28: A spider will give someone a pleasant surprise
RULE 29: Angela will cheat on her boyfriend today
RULE 25: Lucy will appear before teatime
RULE 26: Leroy will lose his pocketwatch
RULE 27: A spider will give someone a pleasant surprise
RULE 28: Angela will cheat on her boyfriend today
Alexis left the boutique with her hands full, and as she walked into the downpour she realized she should have been prepared. Instead she fumbled with her belongings, shifted them around until she could inch the umbrella open and keep herself from becoming more soaked.. A quick gait took her across the road and onto the train platform. She took her ticket and hurried to the door passing a woman in a burgundy sweater towards the door, when a spider dropped from her umbrella. Alexis jumped backwards giving the doors time to close. She sneered at the arachnid on the cement and crushed it beneath her black pumps. She looked towards the schedule annoyed by the delay. It made her long for the subways of New York, that did a much better job of keeping her out of the rain and on time.
Alexis started to swear under her breath until the sound of the train crashing and steel sliding across concrete broke into her consciousness. She looked up at the damage, then down at the remains of the spider, and felt bad.
RULE 26: Lucy will appear before teatime
RULE 27: Leroy will lose his pocketwatch
RULE 28: A spider will give someone a pleasant surprise
RULE 29: Angela will cheat on her boyfriend today
RULE 29: New characters cost 5 points to bring into play
ARBITRARY RULES may only be removed by the Conductor. They DO count towards the 50-RULE limit!
Updated RULES:
RULE 26: Lucy will appear before teatime
RULE 27: Leroy will lose his pocketwatch
RULE 28: Angela will cheat on her boyfriend today
RULE 29: New characters cost 5 points to bring into play
Keep it focused, people! There's a dapper French thief on his way to meet an old flame and a girl in a bad sweater who just escaped a noisy, metallic death! make use!
Keep it focused, people! There's a dapper French thief on his way to meet an old flame and a girl in a bad sweater who just escaped a noisy, metallic death! make use!
I wanted to make my stupid American crash the train by walking in front of traffic after looking the wrong way, so it's your fault for my character.
But I am not a cruel master... NEW ARBITRARY RULE:
RULE 30: The next post to include "Shenanigans" receives double points!
Updated RULES:
RULE 26: Lucy will appear before teatime
RULE 27: Leroy will lose his pocketwatch
RULE 28: Angela will cheat on her boyfriend today
RULE 29: New characters cost 5 points to bring into play
RULE 30: The next post to include "Shenanigans" receives double points!
Leroy entered the foyer as the fuzzy message went out:
“Attention. An announcement for passenger's. Due to... unforeseen circumstances there are now delays and cancellations affecting both the Bakerloo and Northern Lines. There may be delays on all other lines from this station. This is an ongoing situation, we will update you when more information becomes available.”
Luckily Leroy was good at accents, the lady sounded like English stuck in her craw. He found his way to the platform. The little display flashed 'Updating' at him in firefly orange. That was all. A gaggle of passengers stood fixed on it, willing it to change. Nothing happened.
The gentleman at the information desk was fielding phone calls, and in no mood to chat. He wore a garish lime shamrock on a swelled bicep. Built like a nightclub bouncer gone to seed. He told Leroy, “Some bugger made a mess. It's all shenanigans cross the whole network. My suggestion is getting a bus, sunshine.”
The masses crushed round a dinky bus shelter, umbrellas bristling. Leroy tried to protect the tulips from the scrum. Them, and his picture of Lucy.
Every minute was costing him. His watch read eleven thirty something. Three buses passed, but not the one he wanted. He needed to get to Waterloo, eventually. But first he was due at the Gilded Lily, in Knightsbridge. Number 413 bus, to Fulham. Traffic pushed waves of rain in arcs over the edge of the pavement, driving the herd back under the eaves. Finally a red behemoth hove through the sheets of water, blazoned with 4,1, and 3. Leroy elbowed to the head of the queue, getting disapproving stares from the Brits. The little doors hushed open while he shook out his umbrella.
“One to Queensgate Mews, Knightsbridge please,” he said, in his best impression of jaunty English.
RULE 26: Lucy will appear before teatime
RULE 27: Leroy will lose his pocketwatch
RULE 28: Angela will cheat on her boyfriend today
RULE 29: New characters cost 5 points to bring into play RULE 30: The next post to include "Shenanigans" receives double points! RULE 31: Inspector Innes will meet Leroy before he gets to Waterloo
Angela and Alexis arrived at the old warehouse building at exactly the same time. They glanced at one another in the freight elevator as they headed to the fourth floor.
"Guess we're here for the same position, eh love?" Angela said, hoping to ease the uncomfortable air. She had been shaking ever since the crash.
"That's quite a sweater," Alexis said.
"Excuse me?"
"Your sweater. That's really quite some sweater. Where does one find a thing like that?" Angela couldn't place the American girl's tone. Was she being mocked? Was the American competing with her for the job already, trying to make her even more uneasy than she was?
"I... it was a gift from..."
The elevator stopped abruptly. The lights cut out and were then replaced with an eery burgandy glow.
"Welcome to your interview. Our understanding is that you're both highly trained." The voice-over sounded like a recording... moreover, a voice that Angela had heard somewhere before. It was decidedly not a new character.
"The interview process is a little different at Securitech."
RULE 26: Lucy will appear before teatime
RULE 27: Leroy will lose his pocketwatch
RULE 28: Angela will cheat on her boyfriend today
RULE 29: New characters cost 5 points to bring into play
RULE 30: --- RULE 31: Inspector Innes will meet Leroy before he gets to Waterloo RULE 32: Someone will be convinced they've heard the voice of God.
Leroy shuffled his way to the back of the bus, holding onto the safety bars for dear life, and fell into a seat next to an elderly lady with her hands neatly crossed on her lap. He watched as the other passengers boarded the bus, some exchanging glares with him. “Oh piss off,” he thought to himself, “Like you’ve got anything important to attend to.”
Leroy pulled out his picture of Lucy. The dampness of the rain had done little to damage it, save for a water spot across her cheek. Not that it mattered, the picture didn’t serve as the memory itself but a memento intended to bring him back to the memory; back to the small seaside town of Royan, some ten years prior. They had picnicked in the front-de-mer park, eating egg salad sandwiches that Lucy had prepared and sipping Cabernet-Franc in the shade. It was the only moment in Leroy’s life that he had ever understood what it meant to be in love. It had taken some convincing to let Leroy take the photo, but eventually Lucy had conceded and he had captured a beautiful shot of her; one of her bashfully avoiding the camera. Every day of his life, Leroy longed for another picnic in the park with Lucy.
Leroy checked the time once more, hoping it would rush the time until he met with Lucy. As it stood, he would be early for tea, but that was a much better choice than being late.
RULE 26: Lucy will appear before teatime
RULE 27: Leroy will lose his pocketwatch
RULE 28: Angela will cheat on her boyfriend today
RULE 29: New characters cost 5 points to bring into play
RULE 30: --- RULE 31: Inspector Innes will meet Leroy before he gets to Waterloo RULE 32: Someone will be convinced they've heard the voice of God.
RULE 33: Leroy will miss his stop.
RULE 26: Lucy will appear before teatime
RULE 27: Leroy will lose his pocketwatch
RULE 28: Angela will cheat on her boyfriend today
RULE 29: New characters cost 5 points to bring into play RULE 30: Inspector Innes will meet Leroy before he gets to Waterloo
RULE 31: Someone will be convinced they've heard the voice of God.
RULE 32: Leroy will miss his stop.
Inspector Innes dusted off his trousers and waited for the next train. Should have seen that coming, he thought. Sneaky Frenchmen. When he caught up to Leroy again, he would shoot him in the foot and ask questions later. He had no idea where Leroy was headed, but at least he knew that he was around. Beyond that he would simply have to trust his instincts and try to sniff Leroy out.
The train platform began to buzz as the fuzzy message went out:
“Attention. An announcement for passenger's. Due to... unforeseen circumstances there are now delays and cancellations affecting both the Bakerloo and Northern Lines. There may be delays on all other lines from this station. This is an ongoing situation, we will update you when more information becomes available.”
Oh dear Leroy, Innes thought. Trouble has a way of following you. He left the platform and hailed a taxi.
"The Johnny Walker," he said... "No, wait, it'll be closed, won't it... Make it the Gilded Lilly!"
The taxi poked its way through traffic. Innes closed his eyes, sat back against the leather seat, and looked forward to a well deserved drink.
RULE 26: Lucy will appear before teatime
RULE 27: Leroy will lose his pocketwatch
RULE 28: Angela will cheat on her boyfriend today
RULE 29: New characters cost 5 points to bring into play RULE 30: Inspector Innes will meet Leroy before he gets to Waterloo
RULE 31: Someone will be convinced they've heard the voice of God.
RULE 32: Leroy will miss his stop.
RULE 33: Someone will speak French.
"God?" Alexis asked.
"Don't be daft, dear," Angela answered. "It's just a recording."
"Isn't this a bit strange? I know it's stranged," Alexis stammered. "Doesn't this strike you as an odd way to conduct an interview?"
"If you have the training this interview implies like I do nothing should be too confusing. Or did you just follow me because of the sweater?"
"You are here, because I need to recover a piece of my property that has gone missing. I have decided that both of your skills are required. You can work together or individually, but a thief has managed to penetrate my home and secure a rare artifact, that is what you must recover. The thief is known to me as Leroy, but I have heard he has many names. A dossier in the room has a picture of the thief and my missing artifact. Find it and you will be greatly rewarded."
"Ain't this supposed to be a security company? How'd somebody steal from you?" Alexis asked.
"That is why individuals with your skills have been contacted and not the police. Our reputation is at stake and I won't jeopardize it for my own desires, but I require what was taken from me. It possesses great sentimental value."
"How 'bout it, love? You want to team up?" Angela asked.
"It's been a while since I've worked with another woman, but I think I remember how it goes."
RULE 26: Lucy will appear before teatime
RULE 27: Leroy will lose his pocketwatch
RULE 28: Angela will cheat on her boyfriend today
RULE 29: New characters cost 5 points to bring into play RULE 30: Inspector Innes will meet Leroy before he gets to Waterloo RULE 31: Someone will be convinced they've heard the voice of God.
RULE 32: Leroy will miss his stop.
RULE 33: Someone will speak French.
RULE 26: Lucy will appear before teatime
RULE 27: Leroy will lose his pocketwatch
RULE 28: Angela will cheat on her boyfriend today
RULE 29: New characters cost 5 points to bring into play RULE 30: Inspector Innes will meet Leroy before he gets to Waterloo
RULE 31: Leroy will miss his stop.
RULE 32: Someone will speak French.
The Lily was doing brisk business. Lucy positioned herself with a wide avenue of visibility, running right up to the doors. She hoped that during the lunchtime flurries she might slip out, if necessary. Maybe to the toilets, just behind her and to the left. That was why her backside wasn't getting intimate with the cushion. Every ring of the damn bell froze her. Stiff as a nun's habit.
She wondered why she'd agreed to meet. She could just as easily have hidden, ignored the phone call, pretended it was a wrong number. That's what comes of trying to be sly before the third coffee.
The bell above the door tinkled in its grating, perky way. She slammed the cup down. An elderly man looking forlorn and windswept, brushing off water and muttering about life's inconsistencies. Or something. The cup came back up, and she swallowed more of the bitter-sweet contents.
“Hello dear,” a voice said, over her left shoulder.
Gobs of tea spouted out with each choking cough. It dribbled onto her chin. The other patrons began to stare. He just stood, laughing at her.
“You must be very happy to see me. What a greeting. Don't get up.”
He sat down opposite, with his back to the door. Lucy dabbed at her mouth, reconstructing her dignity. He looked older, the lines had sunk further into his face. Still wore a moustache, and the suit and waistcoat and pocket watch. Still handsome in spite of it, and ever the dandy.
“Anyway, I really had to see you, bit of a rush, very important. You know how it is. Keeping okay?”
“Not many complaints, until today.”
“My dear, that cuts me deeply, but I'll soldier on. You look well, at least.”
“And you're the same.”
“Surely not identical, but I'll concede I haven't changed much.”
“Pity.”
“And there's the wit I've missed all this time. Will no amount of apologies help?”
“Ha! Delicious. You know, you really shouldn't call me Peter. If it's ever going to work between us, we ought to know each others names, n'est-ce pas?”
“Peter, please. It's never going to work. I mean, what's this now, I shouldn't call you by your name? I always hated those games you liked playing, and I'm not in the mood for them now, either. I almost didn't come.”
“You mean you almost slipped out and ran away. I thought you might.”
“Don't tell me -”
“I came in through the toilet window.”
“My god. Look, Peter -”
“Call me Leroy.”
A large hand settled on Peter's shoulder.
“With pleasure,” its owner said.
Peter turned, and gaped at the big man in the grey flannel jacket.
“What a coincidence Monsieur. Small world, eh?” Inspector Innes beamed.
RULE 26: Lucy will appear before teatime RULE 27: Leroy will lose his pocketwatch
RULE 28: Angela will cheat on her boyfriend today
RULE 29: New characters cost 5 points to bring into play RULE 30: Inspector Innes will meet Leroy before he gets to Waterloo RULE 32: Leroy will miss his stop. RULE 33: Someone will speak French.
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RULE 25: The train will crash.
RULE 26: Lucy will appear before teatime.
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Ori: -1 point.
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Quoth is in the lead.
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Perhaps I'm showing my bias, but I vote yes!
Very well!
Snappy lines, witty turns of phrase and jaw-dropping twists will result in bonus points, at the discretion of the arbitrator.
oneofmanynicks: +1 point.
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I wanted to make my stupid American crash the train by walking in front of traffic after looking the wrong way, so it's your fault for my character.
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