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Games and Technology: AWESOME POST in "Valve Conspiracies: Left 4 Half-Life: Episode 3 - The Po

Skull2185Skull2185 Be advised: The situation is butt. Over.Seriously, it's way fucked.Registered User regular
Skull2185 has reported a post.

Reason:
Because any possible news on Half-Life2 Episode 3, or possibly Portal 2 is a great thing. And this is the best response to said news.
Post: Valve Conspiracies: Left 4 Half-Life: Episode 3 - The Portaling
Forum: Games and Technology
Assigned Moderators: apotheos, A duck!, Echo

Posted by: Saban
Original Content:
This news has prompted me to change my name to Dick Hardington.

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  • MrDelishMrDelish Registered User regular
    boo

  • DietarySupplementDietarySupplement Registered User regular
    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Skull2185 wrote: »
    Basically, (PlayStation) Home is Second Life Ultra Light? Most of the cool stuff, none of the creepy blimp on blimp fucking.
  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    This is literally the worst reported post I've ever read

    You should, quite literally, be ashamed of yourself for reporting something so terrible

  • BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    Rent wrote: »
    This is literally the worst reported post I've ever read

    You should, quite literally, be ashamed of yourself for reporting something so terrible...

    ... I award you zero stars, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    Cambiata wrote: »
    You know what this thread needs? Some Turian porn.
  • ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    OH MY GOD.

    *sets entire forum on fire*


    THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS, YOU FUCKING SILLY GOOSE.

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Of all the gold in that thread and the thread before it and you choose this? Hand over your steam account, you've forfeited all rights to it.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    I'm going to slap you right through the Internet.

  • Skull2185Skull2185 Be advised: The situation is butt. Over. Seriously, it's way fucked.Registered User regular
    So, what I'm getting here is that I jumped the "awesome" gun?

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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Skull2185 wrote: »
    So, what I'm getting here is that I jumped the "awesome" gun?

    That's severely understating the terrible, terrible thing you have done.

    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • Skull2185Skull2185 Be advised: The situation is butt. Over. Seriously, it's way fucked.Registered User regular
    I apologize for the mistake I have made. If my post has caused you to experience headaches or severe diarrhea, please consult your physician and send me the bill.

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  • SupraluminalSupraluminal Registered User regular
    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Fake Nerd I just want to be lovedRegistered User regular
    Skull2185 wrote: »
    I apologize for the mistake I have made. If my post has caused you to experience headaches or severe diarrhea, please consult your physician and send me the bill.

    Not good enough

    I'm suing for unspecified damages

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    I'm experiencng whiplash and nausea.

  • PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Registered User regular
    How do I vote negative stars?

    Two goats enter, one car leaves
  • Skull2185Skull2185 Be advised: The situation is butt. Over. Seriously, it's way fucked.Registered User regular
    Like this:

    Method one: "- 5 stars"

    Method two: " Negative Five Stars"

    Sadly, they will not show under the thread title.

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  • HenroidHenroid Baba Booey to y'all Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    So has anyone pointed out how bad this is yet?

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? Registered User regular
    BOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • AntimatterAntimatter I remember touch I need something moreRegistered User regular
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    This is so bad the person who reported it should have random numbers appended to their username.

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Fake Nerd I just want to be lovedRegistered User regular
    Nocturne wrote: »
    This is so bad the person who reported it should have random numbers appended to their password.

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  • LemmingHeadLemmingHead Registered User
    lamer than Stephen Hawking

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] hugs!
  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    Skull you're basically the Hitler of reporting posts

  • Skull2185Skull2185 Be advised: The situation is butt. Over. Seriously, it's way fucked.Registered User regular
    I see that.

    I am just the worst person, well second worst. Real Hitler edges me out just barely I suppose.

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    Skull2185 wrote: »
    I see that.

    I am just the worst person, well second worst. Real Hitler edges me out just barely I suppose.

    Well see the difference between you two is one of you committed genocide on an unprecedented scale ending with the enslavement of an entire group of people from their actions, and the other's Hitler

  • Skull2185Skull2185 Be advised: The situation is butt. Over. Seriously, it's way fucked.Registered User regular
    Oh.

    We're Oscar Mike two-one Bravo. Attempting to contain Delta-Charlie-Xray-Xray. We need the situation to be less toilets ASAP.
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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    In an attempt to save this thread, check this out this is the best music video I've ever seen, even including Knights of Cydonia


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Fake Nerd I just want to be lovedRegistered User regular
    Rent was just kidding, he meant to say that the real difference between you was that even the Nazis liked Hitler

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  • KazakaKazaka Registered User
    Why must this be what comes out of my beloved G&T

    You're only making us look bad in front of the other subforums

    You can feel D&D's scornful looks boring down into us

    ... They ate, slept and worked. Some of them found uninteresting partners at work who they married and came home to. Sometimes they would half-heartededly thrust into each other and children were made. They lived a middle class existence until their deaths to heart disease and cancer.
  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    Kazaka wrote: »
    Why must this be what comes out of my beloved G&T

    You're only making us look bad in front of the other subforums

    You can feel D&D's scornful looks boring down into us

    Hillary+glaring+at+Obama.jpg

  • HenroidHenroid Baba Booey to y'all Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    Are you suggesting G&T is Obama and D&D is Hillary Clinton?

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  • BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    Are you suggesting G&T is Obama and D&D is Hillary Clinton?

    Courtesy of the Mass Effect thread:
    Spoiler:

    Cambiata wrote: »
    You know what this thread needs? Some Turian porn.
  • HenroidHenroid Baba Booey to y'all Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    Impressive.

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  • HonkHonk Registered User regular
    Bobble wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Are you suggesting G&T is Obama and D&D is Hillary Clinton?

    Courtesy of the Mass Effect thread:
    Spoiler:

    Aaaaah holy shit, now that is awesome!

  • DietarySupplementDietarySupplement Registered User regular
    A+++++++++++ for the Shepard stuff.

    F
    for "abloo abloo interforum relations"

    Skull2185 wrote: »
    Basically, (PlayStation) Home is Second Life Ultra Light? Most of the cool stuff, none of the creepy blimp on blimp fucking.
  • Chop LogicChop Logic Registered User regular
    Rent wrote: »
    In an attempt to save this thread, check this out this is the best music video I've ever seen, even including Knights of Cydonia


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w


    This was so great.

    Also reading something as lame as this thread beforehand only made it more great.

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