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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Zip, seriously, contact the AG's office at the very least before you pay this scumbag another dime.

    you won't need to spend money for a lawyer doing that.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I need something or someone to scream at

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Mysst wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    man

    my company made the worst fliers to give out at SXSW.

    Just...

    terrible.

    which ones, I will swing by and pick some up

    I think these might be getting scrapped now, after an entire department gave one of the owners horrible feedback on it.

    But I will just say that they implied that another ticketing company is going to rape you in the ass and give you herpes in your mouth.

    And here is some lube and a condom and blistex to help you out with that.

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Sheri wrote: »
    I need something or someone to scream at

    scream at Anjin.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    man

    my company made the worst fliers to give out at SXSW.

    Just...

    terrible.

    which ones, I will swing by and pick some up

    I think these might be getting scrapped now, after an entire department gave one of the owners horrible feedback on it.

    But I will just say that they implied that another ticketing company is going to rape you in the ass and give you herpes in your mouth.

    And here is some lube and a condom and blistex to help you out with that.

    eh, it'd probably work fine down here

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Mysst wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    man

    my company made the worst fliers to give out at SXSW.

    Just...

    terrible.

    which ones, I will swing by and pick some up

    I think these might be getting scrapped now, after an entire department gave one of the owners horrible feedback on it.

    But I will just say that they implied that another ticketing company is going to rape you in the ass and give you herpes in your mouth.

    And here is some lube and a condom and blistex to help you out with that.

    eh, it'd probably work fine down here

    it's uh...

    no

    it's bad

    Not clever, not funny. Just bad.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Here's a puppy for the stressed folks out there

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    man

    my company made the worst fliers to give out at SXSW.

    Just...

    terrible.

    which ones, I will swing by and pick some up

    I think these might be getting scrapped now, after an entire department gave one of the owners horrible feedback on it.

    But I will just say that they implied that another ticketing company is going to rape you in the ass and give you herpes in your mouth.

    And here is some lube and a condom and blistex to help you out with that.

    eh, it'd probably work fine down here

    it's uh...

    no

    it's bad

    Not clever, not funny. Just bad.

    but accurate

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Did Ticketmaster give you herpes, WaM?

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    it may as well have

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nogs wrote: »
    you might be able to do sound tech/editing at a studio or advertising agency, same with film editing/tech.

    could maybe do camera stuff at a local broadcasting station, talk to cracked lens about that.

    when i saw ethical philosophy part of me thought about ethical business practices, there might be something along that road for you. but you'd probably need an MBA is supplement it.

    your radio work might actually get you in line for some advertising/marketing firms.

    I think it also helps that in regards to radio I do talk radio instead of DJing.

    And for the ethical philosophy my courses will have been upon graduating:
    • Introduction to Ethics
    • Ethics
    • Business Ethics
    • American Philosophy
    • Advanced Ethics
    • Philosophy & Film (discussing the ethics involved in film making)
    • And hopefully a course on biomedical ethics if it's offered next year.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Did Ticketmaster give you herpes, WaM?

    Why isn't the ad campaign using slavery as a fun topic instead?

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    edited March 2010
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    you just have to admire the testicular fortitude of a company who's not afraid to say

    "this is the cost of the ticket! aren't you excited to buy it. oh also we are doubling the cost of this ticket with processing fees. don't want to pay our fees? sacre bleu! good luck buying it anywhere else, you hapless idiot! oh and here's some herpes."

    I wouldn't even have noticed

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Did Ticketmaster give you herpes, WaM?

    Why isn't the ad campaign using slavery as a fun topic instead?

    I guess someone thought rape and buttsex was the better path.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    ticketmaster is awful but stds are a poor advertising tactic

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    ticketmaster is awful but stds are a poor advertising tactic

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I hate Ticketmaster so much.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    there's a spider in my dishwasher

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Wash him.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The Far Side wrote: »
    How did you like the Cornel West book btw, Zonugal?

    It was fucking awesome as I love Cornell West and his work.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited March 2010
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    So douchebag ex-photography-partner (who couldn't handle the fact that I wanted to work with him, but didn't want to date him) is apparently getting married to the girl he started dating in. . . December? January?

    I dunno, either way, he's looking to my favorite local wedding photographer to shoot their wedding in 2011.

    I think I find this hilarious, but I'm not exactly sure if that's how I should be feeling.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Unperturbed.

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Haven't heard back from the company I interviewed at last week.

    They said they'd be getting back to me late this week. Think I'mma give them a call in a bit here see whats up with whats going down

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    you could offer to do the photos for cheap. and screw them up.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Unperturbed.

    It's been, like, two months!

    Maybe being a wedding photographer has made him go batshit insane.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Obviously he has discovered true love in that brief time and you will die alone.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    It's true!

    Also I suspect that I was correct in that he was pretty much just working with me in the hopes of hooking up, because apparently she is also a "professional photographer" who I'm pretty sure was his second shooter.

    NICE TRY, BUT I SAW THROUGH YOUR RUSE

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    heh. second shooter.

    boners.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    DJ-ing weddings made me really hate a lot about weddings.

    oh icicle lights, I haven't seen those every single weekend for the past two years.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    heh. second shooter.

    boners.

    I don't know if this is a gay joke, a three-some joke, or a multiple-orgasm joke

    THERE ARE TOO MANY OPTIONS HERE, ORI

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    hey jordyn, can i come see your work next time i'm in seattle

    i love printing shops of all kinds and tickets are kind of a pain to print

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Sheri wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    heh. second shooter.

    boners.

    I don't know if this is a gay joke, a three-some joke, or a multiple-orgasm joke

    THERE ARE TOO MANY OPTIONS HERE, ORI

    that's what she said

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    No.

    He gets boners thinking about the JFK assassination.

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sheri wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    heh. second shooter.

    boners.

    I don't know if this is a gay joke, a three-some joke, or a multiple-orgasm joke

    THERE ARE TOO MANY OPTIONS HERE, ORI

    Clearly the only correct option is Larlar

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    hey jordyn, can i come see your work next time i'm in seattle

    i love printing shops of all kinds and tickets are kind of a pain to print

    uh I guess?

    It ain't all that fascinating. It's all thermal printing with boca printers.

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    ScrumScrum __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    So I've applied to every retail place in Eugene. I need a joooob.

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Scrum wrote: »
    So I've applied to every retail place in Eugene. I need a joooob.

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    ScrumScrum __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Are you saying I should do gay for pay? Because I am willing to do that if the money is good

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