It'll be my girl's birthday soon.

Cornell002

hey wait, this is the I have a girlfriend thread now? Sweet

Artreus

I had a girlfriend for like 2 years but I don't anymore.

The Lovely Bastard

nah I am too good for your petty subplots

redhead

Snowbeat wrote: »

Snowbeat wrote: »

ASimPerson wrote: »

Is this one of those lame attempts at bragging about how you have a girlfriend to SE++?

I probably should criticize, though. Provided I ever luck into a relationship (hah!) I'm sure I'll do something stupid.

meiz thread

Spoiler:

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=114026

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=82019

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=83223

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=79059

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=50747

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=38347

SPECIAL BONUS

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=18640

two years later

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=98961

for everyone who missed it

i started assembling a post identical to this one the minute i saw the thread author + title, like 10 seconds ago

i'm glad i checked page 8 first

CatnipCat

T.J. Nutty Nub wrote: »

CatnipCat wrote: »

Hey guys I too have a girlfriend. Should I make a thread Y/N?

make a thread about it

Done.

Bad idea Y/N?

Tossrock

Dear whoever locked that thread, please delete all the responses except mine, tia

Dee Kae

You know, I never did check the first post of this thread, or realize who made it.

Thanks snowbeat. I honestly thought this was a whole "I have a baby girl!" thing.

redhead

Tossrock wrote: »

Dear whoever locked that thread, please delete all the responses except mine, tia

ahahaha

Fire Truck

Artreus wrote: »

I had a girlfriend for like 2 years but I don't anymore.

:bro-fist:

Yeah, everyone in our apartment seems to be getting on the singles train.

Except for Tracy and her bizarre dinners with Jeff.

Volucrisus Aedrius

I am currently seeing a girl I really enjoy, it is pretty awesome.

However, we may be breaking up soon because, well, its complicated. Gonna leave it at that.

It just sucks because I really like this one.

Staleghoti

I live with my girlfriend, we've been together for just over 2 years

does that count as a wife yet?

I'm not marrying her until I'm ready for kids

CatnipCat

Tossrock, you've hurt me.

I thought we were friends.

Knob

i been with the same girl for six years and we got a kid and stuff

she gets mad because we aint married

redhead

man you can't go around being mad at people just because you aren't married to them

hell, i'm not married to most of the people i know

i'd just be mad all the time

Knob

that's what i said!

Okami

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeZMIgheZro

EDIT: I don't care if it's already posted, I don't have time to read your silly posts

Meiz

beavotron wrote: »

okay so totally don't take this the wrong way
this is really just my opinion and it doesn't count for much...
but my initial impression of this is that it's sort of... well... taking the incomplete dying act of a japanese cancer patient and turning it into a sort of hokey hallmark-esque thing.

in case you've never heard the story of Sadako, she was a survivor of the a-bomb at hiroshima. she developed leukemia as a result of the radiation and her dying wish was to make 1000 paper cranes. she did not succeed

does anyone else feel like doing this is sort of like... shallow?
i'm sorry to be a total downer, it's just... an impression i got and your girlfriend may feel the same? eh? something to think about?
i hate being a downer

I didn't know and I doubt she will either.

To me it's more a question of something that shows caring, effort and uniqueness.

Seriously, that was someone's dying wish? I can think of a few things myself, and none would ever amount to wanting to make a bunch of paper cranes.

Okami

p.s. it's my birthday tomorrow, what did you get me SE++?

Tossrock

redhead wrote: »

Tossrock wrote: »

Dear whoever locked that thread, please delete all the responses except mine, tia

ahahaha

I love Bogey so much

The Lovely Bastard

okami how about some rape dollars

they are redeemable only by tossrock

Okami

I already have so many rape dollars just wasting away

Bedlam

Artreus wrote: »

I had a girlfriend for like 2 years but I don't anymore.

so like did one of you move out?

Because awkwaaaaard

Tossrock

The Lovely Bastard wrote: »

okami how about some rape dollars

they are redeemable only by tossrock

how did i get involved in this

The Lovely Bastard

look tossrock will gladly rape you

I mean, it is your birthday after all

Okami

but who needs rape when you can already get rape free sex?

Tossrock

this whole situation is confusing

Scrum

Okami, your avatar skeeves me out when combined with that statement.

Poorochondriac

Ain't you worried you're setting the bar a little high with something like this? Every other present you get her, for however long your relationships lasts, is gonna be compared to this whole situation. Gonna have to spend your whole damn life trying to be creative and unique.

Gotta set that initial standard low, and build from there. Start with like a bag of Skittles. That'll make the following year's oven mitt seem THAT much better.

Think, man.

JoeUser

Knob wrote: »

i been with the same girl for six years and we got a kid and stuff

she gets mad because we aint married

Beyonce is out to get you!

The Lovely Bastard

man it's the thought that counts

tossrock raping you is a present

redhead

oh fuck one of my close friends turned 20 yesterday

the first of our little group

soon we'll all

we'll be old

redhead

jk we still little babbies

Scrum

Man being young is overrated as shit, I'm looking forward to liver spots up ins.

Volucrisus Aedrius

Meiz wrote: »

beavotron wrote: »

okay so totally don't take this the wrong way
this is really just my opinion and it doesn't count for much...
but my initial impression of this is that it's sort of... well... taking the incomplete dying act of a japanese cancer patient and turning it into a sort of hokey hallmark-esque thing.

in case you've never heard the story of Sadako, she was a survivor of the a-bomb at hiroshima. she developed leukemia as a result of the radiation and her dying wish was to make 1000 paper cranes. she did not succeed

does anyone else feel like doing this is sort of like... shallow?
i'm sorry to be a total downer, it's just... an impression i got and your girlfriend may feel the same? eh? something to think about?
i hate being a downer

I didn't know and I doubt she will either.

To me it's more a question of something that shows caring, effort and uniqueness.

Seriously, that was someone's dying wish? I can think of a few things myself, and none would ever amount to wanting to make a bunch of paper cranes.

Actually her hope was to make a thousand cranes because then it would give her one wish, and that wish was to survive.

Its actually incredibly sad. D:

Fandyien

redhead wrote: »

oh fuck one of my close friends turned 20 yesterday

the first of our little group

soon we'll all

we'll be old

I turned 20 yesterday

It's nice not to be a teenager anymore, technically

The Lovely Bastard

young people are all terrible

as are senior citizens

Artreus

Bedlam wrote: »

Artreus wrote: »

I had a girlfriend for like 2 years but I don't anymore.

so like did one of you move out?

Because awkwaaaaard

No. We have separate rooms. It isn't really awkward.

autono-wally, erotibot300

Poorochondriac wrote: »

Ain't you worried you're setting the bar a little high with something like this? Every other present you get her, for however long your relationships lasts, is gonna be compared to this whole situation. Gonna have to spend your whole damn life trying to be creative and unique.

Gotta set that initial standard low, and build from there. Start with like a bag of Skittles. That'll make the following year's oven mitt seem THAT much better.

Think, man.

archer!

Okami

Scrum wrote: »

Okami, your avatar skeeves me out when combined with that statement.

oh sorry, let me put that in furry terms

who needs rape yiff when I can get rape free yiff

murr yiff

vsove

I don't have to worry about my girlfriend's birthday for like 7 months.

I already know what I'm going to get her anyways.

And for Valentine's Day, I bought her an assortment of cheeses and a book on appreciating cheese.

I have set the bar only at navel height.