Games and Technology: AWESOME POST in "Come to me, oh Blue Rose of [Mass Effect Thread].",

widowson

widowson has reported a post.

Reason:

Requires spoilered knowledge of Mass Effect 2's ending, but this is hysterical.

Post: Come to me, oh Blue Rose of [Mass Effect Thread].
Forum: Games and Technology
Assigned Moderators: apotheos, A duck!, Echo

Posted by: Fairchild
Original Content:

I thought I left it pretty generic, but you can never be too careful, so

Spoiler:

Hey, Joe, remember that giant Collector base which Commander Shepard cleared out for us, which may or may not contain a mountain of Reaper technology...

hey, did I mention that every other being which has come into contact with Reaper technology has wound up dead or hideously transformed ? No ? Well, anyway...

We want to appoint you Project Manager in charge of reinovating that place. Clean it up a bit, install some nice furniture, make sure the air-conditioning works, that sort of thing. Don't worry, we got a great deal on a top-notch crew of Salarian construction workers to work for you. They just finished a big skyscraper job on Illium and are raring to go.

Never mind about Commander Shepard, he got mad at us and quit but we don't need him anymore. Miranda ? Well, she got mad and quit, too. But don't worry. Take this job on and I'll make sure you get that extra week of vacation.

Metalbourne

No, it's not.

joshofalltrades

This is the lamest of the lame

I mean, really scraping the fuck out of the bottom of that barrel

Coming off the heels of the Ecto-1K post it's even more pathetic

Ace Jon

You got a star!

ChillyWilly

What the fuck, man?

Seriously. What the fuck?

This isn't funny. This isn't amusing. It's nothing but stupid, bad and wrong.

CheesecakeRecipe

There are no stars in this galaxy for this post.

Henroid

Needing spoiler-knowledge for an awesome post goes beyond any sort of ambiguity of "inside joke" and right into "Well I guess I can't see it without ruining my experience."

By the way one star.

Centipede Damascus

I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt and not vote on this thread because I am not spoiled yet and do not wish to be.

fightinfilipino

look i love Mass Effect 2, almost like it was my son conceived by that hooker i saw last week.

but this post is the antonym of awesome.

it is devoid of awesome.

awesome is to ME2 as terrible is to this reported post.

Falx

I award this thread five black holes.

It sucks so hard.

DietarySupplement

Your stars are in another castle.