I have seen no evidence of this supposed "mustard worship."
I have, however, seen numerous examples of 'truck nuts' (in one case on a Kia Sportage), several "don't mess with Texas" bumper stickers and hundreds of barbecue places.
Uhh as someone who has actually had to clean up messes (by that I mean people) left behind by a drunk driver, I'm a keen advocate for DUI being added to the death penalty list along with child molesters and rapists.
Gonna go ahead and not take your posts seriously ever again k.
Whatever dude. Last DUI accident I was on I had to shove a tube down a 4 year old girl's throat because her chest collapsed while my partner was covering her dead mother up. Meanwhile the drunk guy was crying about how tight his cuffs were.
So you'll forgive me if I don't give a flying shit what you think about what I post.
I have seen no evidence of this supposed "mustard worship."
I have, however, seen numerous examples of 'truck nuts' (in one case on a Kia Sportage), several "don't mess with Texas" bumper stickers and hundreds of barbecue places.
I haven't seen many truck nuts here but there are a lot of pickup trucks driven in the area.
Also I guess I worked fast food so I saw a lot of the mustard "worship" (I dunno if I'd call it that).
Uhh as someone who has actually had to clean up messes (by that I mean people) left behind by a drunk driver, I'm a keen advocate for DUI being added to the death penalty list along with child molesters and rapists.
Gonna go ahead and not take your posts seriously ever again k.
Whatever dude. Last DUI accident I was on I had to shove a tube down a 4 year old girl's throat because her chest collapsed while my partner was covering her dead mother up. Meanwhile the drunk guy was crying about how tight his cuffs were.
So you'll forgive me if I don't give a flying shit what you think about what I post.
Mm'kay, champ? Mm'kay.
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dude who hates mustard is even worse than the drunk-driving vigilante rapist
Hating on mustard should be an infractable offense.
I don't know if dijon mustard should be included in this, though. I've never had it and I'm scared to try it.
Gotta have it on the right stuff, and sparingly. It stings the nostrils. I recommend either ham or something like pastrami.
Thanks for the heads up! I know we have some but I keep pussying out and using regular mustard.
Would it be any good on roast beef? I think that's the only lunch meat we have right now.
It might be good with roast beef, it's been awhile since I've had any dijon mustard. He's right in that you should use it sparingly, it's pretty strong stuff.
truck nutz are literally a legitimate reason for eugenics
Agreed. I just don't get the point of them. But whatever, I have a canopy on my truck. Maybe their truck nutz are like canopies. I use mine to cover the bed of my pickup, they use truck nutz to cover their small penis sizes.
1. Didn't have a license.
2. Drove while drunk.
3. Drank while he was sixteen.
4. Lied to a police officer.
Clearly only the second one is the issue here, though.
I got the distinct honor at my job of reading and explaining the charges placed on the kid to a bunch of Spanish-speaking women who didn't understand some of the legal language. He was charged with driving while intoxicated, failure to identify himself to the police, and two counts of vehicular manslaughter, one of which weighing heavier than the other due to the whole "unborn baby" thing.
He got what was coming to him, a long-ass prison sentencing. I'm not like calling for his head.
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I have, however, seen numerous examples of 'truck nuts' (in one case on a Kia Sportage), several "don't mess with Texas" bumper stickers and hundreds of barbecue places.
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is he a rapist who is also a vigilante
or does he wage a solo war against crime with rape as his weapon?
or is he a rapist that preys only on those who take the law into their own hands
I seem to remember Bourdain meeting some dude who insisted that you should put mustard on your BBQ, and that ain't right.
I'm about 12,000 percent sure that was in the Carolinas, though, not in Texas, where -- God help me -- they at least have BBQ right.
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Gotta have it on the right stuff, and sparingly. It stings the nostrils. I recommend either ham or something like pastrami.
It's cool in a fair amount, but some people go far enough to smother food in it.
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great minds think alike regarding mustard and vigilantes
which one of those things could potentially harm another individual?
thats right, driving while drinking
this means that, yes, the second one is the biggest issue here
It was a big deal a few years back when a small county near the coast finally renamed "Jap Road."
Though it was originally named in honor of early Japanese settlers to the area.
a worse poster
and person
But on point of fact, I'm of the school that believes you shouldn't put BBQ sauce on BBQ. At least not the real stuff.
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Thanks for the heads up! I know we have some but I keep pussying out and using regular mustard.
Would it be any good on roast beef? I think that's the only lunch meat we have right now.
Whatever dude. Last DUI accident I was on I had to shove a tube down a 4 year old girl's throat because her chest collapsed while my partner was covering her dead mother up. Meanwhile the drunk guy was crying about how tight his cuffs were.
So you'll forgive me if I don't give a flying shit what you think about what I post.
Mm'kay, champ? Mm'kay.
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I haven't seen many truck nuts here but there are a lot of pickup trucks driven in the area.
Also I guess I worked fast food so I saw a lot of the mustard "worship" (I dunno if I'd call it that).
Maybe. Start with a little bit on a corner. I usually pair brown mustard with roast beef myself.
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i was referring mostly to the first part cause i quoted him before he edited
but yeah the second part is dumb as hell too
I happen to agree with you. BBQ sauce for me is reserved for use on sandwiches if they're dry. A glaze on roast or ribs. To dip chicken fingers in.
Anywho. Straight up mustard on bbq. That's criminal.
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Truck nuts brighten my life. When I see them, I try to get a look at the driver so I can laugh and laugh some more.
I will report back as soon as I actually get around to doing this.
let's do some interviews and see if we can't find somebody a little more votable though
Uh, South Carolina would like to have a word with you.
Have you never had a mustard based bbq sauce? They're pretty tasty. Or are you talking just plain mustard, because that would be gross.
It might be good with roast beef, it's been awhile since I've had any dijon mustard. He's right in that you should use it sparingly, it's pretty strong stuff.
Agreed. I just don't get the point of them. But whatever, I have a canopy on my truck. Maybe their truck nutz are like canopies. I use mine to cover the bed of my pickup, they use truck nutz to cover their small penis sizes.
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I got the distinct honor at my job of reading and explaining the charges placed on the kid to a bunch of Spanish-speaking women who didn't understand some of the legal language. He was charged with driving while intoxicated, failure to identify himself to the police, and two counts of vehicular manslaughter, one of which weighing heavier than the other due to the whole "unborn baby" thing.
He got what was coming to him, a long-ass prison sentencing. I'm not like calling for his head.
I will give reasons soon
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