[MOTW 3/17] St. Patrick's Day Edition!

DarkWarrior

Solar wrote: »

Perhaps Clint wanted the skrull to be Captain America so they could "share" Mockingbird and be true bros. That boy has a dirty mind.

Wasn't it Pym he said he loved?

MisterBibs

I don't understand what is happening after Doom throws the girl at the guy. There's some blue electrical thing behind Doom, Guy With White Paint On Him presses a button (?!), Guy sees {spoilered word} in front of him? Huh?

TexiKen

That's Black Panther and Storm.

Virral

MisterBibs wrote: »

I don't understand what is happening after Doom throws the girl at the guy. There's some blue electrical thing behind Doom, Guy With White Paint On Him presses a button (?!), Guy sees {spoilered word} in front of him? Huh?

I gather from Texi's post that...

Spoiler:

Doom is going to blow Storms brains out unless BP gives him the key to the last lock... BP lets him do it. But then Doom says "psyke I win", throws Storm to BP and teleports out.

BP checks his stash, only to discover it's gone and Doom has carved "Checkmate" into the wall. He had already stolen the stuff, and was just messing with them pretending to need help breaching the last vault.

Now Storm knows that BP values that treasure above her own life.

Pretty sure that's right.

TexiKen

:^: Virral

Hensler

This was a damn good week for comics.

Silver_Mage

I want Doom to have an ongoing series where he just fucks with people all the time. It will be like Doom-Punked.

DarkWarrior

Holy shit Old Rhino, you hardcore.

Spoiler:

ManetherenWolf

Witch_Hunter_84 wrote: »

This is what I was waiting for. Cosmic Donald Trump baby!

Spoiler:

Wait THATS what was in there?

FUCK.

well I guess that explains

Spoiler:

How they set up the big Thanos event coming up.

DarkWarrior

Dark Avengers

Bullseye has the biggest set of balls ever.

Owenashi

DarkWarrior wrote: »

Dark Avengers

Bullseye has the biggest set of balls ever.

Spoiler:

For killing Lindy or sticking around to actually lie to Bob's face about it?

Peeps Chicken

So, re: GLC:

Spoiler:

My local comic shop guy, as he rang up GLC, said, "This issue has the best Black Lantern yet." I asked for a clue, and he said, "let's just say it proves DC hates Kyle Rayner." I chuckled and said, "What is it, his dead ex-girlfriend in a fridge with a mangled arm sticking out?"

And of course that was the right answer. Holy shit.

DarkWarrior

Owenashi wrote: »

DarkWarrior wrote: »

Dark Avengers

Bullseye has the biggest set of balls ever.

Spoiler:

For killing Lindy or sticking around to actually lie to Bob's face about it?

Second one. I never figured it would even come to the second.

desc

Virral wrote: »

TexiKen wrote: »

Doomwar #2, still as good as the first, better than Siege #3, because Doom knows how to mess with a marriage:

Spoiler:

Doom is one door away from getting to the vibranium vault, but this lock appears:











See, he got it already, he just wanted T'Challa to screw over his wife like he did by not releasing the lock.

I <3 Doom

Some people are content merely to be assholes their entire lives. Doom raises it to an actual art form.

TexiKen

Booster Gold #30 had a nice twist:

Spoiler:

Jombalaya

Merc With a Mouth was great as usual, but my MotW is Spider-Woman. It was a great series and I look forward to their next project.

Sharp101

My MotW is definitely the bullet in GLC. Just amazing.

Crimsondude

Since I've got a backlog of issues from the last month or so that I finally managed to put a dent into I'm split between the headshot in GLC and the end of SWORD #5 when Beast and Brand explain SWORD's function to the Drenx leader.

Spoiler:

That is, to protect Earth from the cosmos AND the cosmos from Earth because there are enough supers of such power on Earth that they can mess anyone up as badly as they butt slammed the Skrulls.

Algertman

Peeps Chicken wrote: »

So, re: GLC:

Spoiler:

My local comic shop guy, as he rang up GLC, said, "This issue has the best Black Lantern yet." I asked for a clue, and he said, "let's just say it proves DC hates Kyle Rayner." I chuckled and said, "What is it, his dead ex-girlfriend in a fridge with a mangled arm sticking out?"

And of course that was the right answer. Holy shit.

Wait a minute? I think that was me who sold you your books.

Drakeon

Hard to choose between Doom War #2, GLC #46 and Siege #3. All were excellent, Doom is such a magnificent prick.

kdrudy

I enjoyed the X-23 one-shot, purely because it had Kiden and those guys in it, I'd like to see more stories with them.

wirehead26

Late MotW for me but I finally read all of the Ooeming/Foreman Ares miniseries. Holy crap what a great book.

Peeps Chicken

Algertman wrote: »

Peeps Chicken wrote: »

So, re: GLC:

Spoiler:

My local comic shop guy, as he rang up GLC, said, "This issue has the best Black Lantern yet." I asked for a clue, and he said, "let's just say it proves DC hates Kyle Rayner." I chuckled and said, "What is it, his dead ex-girlfriend in a fridge with a mangled arm sticking out?"

And of course that was the right answer. Holy shit.

Wait a minute? I think that was me who sold you your books.

Kingdom Comics in Birmingham?

Algertman

Peeps Chicken wrote: »

Algertman wrote: »

Peeps Chicken wrote: »

So, re: GLC:

Spoiler:

My local comic shop guy, as he rang up GLC, said, "This issue has the best Black Lantern yet." I asked for a clue, and he said, "let's just say it proves DC hates Kyle Rayner." I chuckled and said, "What is it, his dead ex-girlfriend in a fridge with a mangled arm sticking out?"

And of course that was the right answer. Holy shit.

Wait a minute? I think that was me who sold you your books.

Kingdom Comics in Birmingham?

It's me, Albert

Gabriel_Pitt

Ha! "I appreciate you dating opportunities must be limited."

Witch_Hunter_84 wrote: »

This is what I was waiting for. Cosmic Donald Trump baby!

Spoiler:

Fucking Jesus, how many times is she going to die? (or did she survive that?)

Solar

I think she survived that, not that anyone cares (she is certainly the weakest by far out of the team character wise).

CorporateLogo

Everyone gotta hate on Phyla

TexiKen

Well, look at the current team, ranked in this super accurate order from best to worst:

Cosmo
Rocket Racoon
Groot
Star Lord
Drax
Gamora
Jack Flag
Major Victory
Mantis
Bug
Moondragon
Phylla

Ain't be hatin' if it be true, dogg yo look

DarkWarrior

Bunch of Phyllastines.

Solar

Zing!

Also, I think you've got that order pretty much right Tex. Obviously Cosmo automatically comes out top.

CorporateLogo

Cosmo will be the first victim of Thanos and Phyla-Vell

Solar

Have you no respect man? No soul?

Ringo

I'm sorry, but there's no goddamned way that Moondragon isn't at the bottom of that list

Moondragon is terrible

TexiKen

She did suck up the evil energy blob form the other universe through her nose and didn't let it out when the Church of Truth kept thinking it was their savior, that's a lot better than just whining about stuff and then killing Warlock.

Crimsondude

Tex is right. Moondragon has at least had some good moments (also a good moment, when she became a g-d dragon).

I have to repost this from Chris Sims' blog when he was reviewing this week's release of The Uranian #3.

It's juvenille as Hell, but I still laughed my ass off.

Solar

Ringo wrote: »

I'm sorry, but there's no goddamned way that Moondragon isn't at the bottom of that list

Moondragon is terrible

Moondragon is naff, but not as naff as phylla, who held the Quantum Bands (The fucking Quantum Bands!) and was still boring.

Hensler

Major Victory doesn't get enough love - he's my favorite after Cosmo and Rocket. But I'm a few issues behind, and it didn't look like he had a bright future behind him last I saw.

Solar

In the latest issue he gets a cool sheild hurling moment and Gamora flirts with him. So, you know, he's doin' OK.

Ringo

Solar wrote: »

Ringo wrote: »

I'm sorry, but there's no goddamned way that Moondragon isn't at the bottom of that list

Moondragon is terrible

Moondragon is naff, but not as naff as phylla, who held the Quantum Bands (The fucking Quantum Bands!) and was still boring.

Moondragon was there, weighing the story down with suck. She made it suck so bad, it finally let Adam Warlock back into the Universe.

It's all Moondragon's fault.

Who just made Murray State lose the game?

Fuckin' Moondragon

Solar

Damn her to hell.