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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch, I like how the first (or one of the first?) comments on your status was from someone who thought you were serious. Well, that or they were also being sarcastic and I couldn't tell. But seriously, moving to Canada to escape socialism? do people not know what words mean?

    Bama on
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    The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    It's the best idea, Richy. You know you'll freak them all out.

    Eventually they'll have to come clean of why they skipped your class.

    And you might be able to turn some of those fears into sexual favors!
    There are only guys in my class.

    Sexual favors from their girlfriends/sisters/mothers?

    Blowjobs are blowjobs.

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    I am in class.

    Alone.

    Absolutely no student showed up for class this morning.

    fail them all

    also i just friend requested you
    I don't have my facebook in class. I'll add you tonight.

    Unless you have some fundie comment about healthcare in your status :P

    Ok TECHNICALLY I do. but it was sarcasm
    That's it! I can't stand this freaking new health care bill! I AM OFFICIALLY MOVING TO CANADA! NOBAMA and NOSOCIALISM

    Thats much better then the status i stole from Mr. Pink and he stole from someone else.

    Jokerman is amazed at how fast the interwebs just exploded with people griping about something they barely understand, havn't researched, and are merely mimicking someone else's opinions on

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Arch, I like how the first (or one of the first?) comments on your status was from someone who thought you were serious. Well, that or they were also being sarcastic and I couldn't tell. But seriously, moving to Canada to escape socialism? do people not know what words mean?
    Most Pubbies do not know what socialism means, no.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    Also, happy birthday Haps!

    Is he even around here? I haven't seen him post in [chat] yet.
    I thought I saw him earlier when I wished him well, but I'm not at my most perceptive right now.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    It's the best idea, Richy. You know you'll freak them all out.

    Eventually they'll have to come clean of why they skipped your class.

    And you might be able to turn some of those fears into sexual favors!
    There are only guys in my class.

    Sexual favors from their girlfriends/sisters/mothers?

    Grandmothers?

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    It's the best idea, Richy. You know you'll freak them all out.

    Eventually they'll have to come clean of why they skipped your class.

    And you might be able to turn some of those fears into sexual favors!
    There are only guys in my class.

    Sexual favors from their girlfriends/sisters/mothers?

    Blowjobs are blowjobs.

    The guy getting the blowjob isn't gay.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Arch, I like how the first (or one of the first?) comments on your status was from someone who thought you were serious. Well, that or they were also being sarcastic and I couldn't tell. But seriously, moving to Canada to escape socialism? do people not know what words mean?

    For perspective, the first commenter on that is...special.

    Read more here (this started after I posted that)

    she is...well sadly uneducated. like..failed highschool several times and it shows. but not stupid! she just...is in a bad place and does not have help to get better

    i am trying to help

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAP HAP

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    It's the best idea, Richy. You know you'll freak them all out.

    Eventually they'll have to come clean of why they skipped your class.

    And you might be able to turn some of those fears into sexual favors!
    There are only guys in my class.

    Sexual favors from their girlfriends/sisters/mothers?

    Grandmothers?

    GMILFs!

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Oh God, yesterday is starting to come back to me.

    I... challenged Kakos to a game of gay chicken in September?

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    it's only gay if the balls touch

    and if the balls touch that's one hell of a blowjob

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    The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    it's only gay if the balls touch

    and if the balls touch that's one hell of a blowjob

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Hmm. Mr OCD felt the need to share a friend's facebook status talking about her finding it strange that periods weird guys out. I'm at a loss as to his motives here.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    bama are you coming to dinner on friday

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    It's only gay if you open your eyes.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    all my sexual escapades are 100% straight then justin

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    The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    all my sexual escapades are 100% straight then justin

    Blindfolds are wonderful.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    it's only gay if the balls touch

    and if the balls touch that's one hell of a blowjob

    I am seriously considering sigging this.

    Winky on
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    bama are you coming to dinner on friday
    with bells on

    and by "bells," I mean "a suit"

    my god this was a terrible idea

    Bama on
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Balls touching on a blow job isn't that difficult.

    Wait.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Balls touching on a blow job isn't that difficult.

    Wait.
    Depends how many guys you blow at once, I guess.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I've also been listening to this on repeat. It's like the best thing ever.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDwAN90MKTo

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    justin your posts have steadily increased in quality as of late

    i am giggling at that post

    like a ten year old

    "hee hee balls"

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    justin your posts have steadily increased in quality as of late

    i am giggling at that post

    like a ten year old

    "hee hee balls"

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Hmm. Mr OCD felt the need to share a friend's facebook status talking about her finding it strange that periods weird guys out. I'm at a loss as to his motives here.

    Periods don't weird me out.

    I use them all the time.

    I prefer them to commas. But I do enjoy a good semicolon.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Winky, I don't have a flash plugin on this computer, so I'll assume that's the bananaphone song.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    Winky, I don't have a flash plugin on this computer, so I'll assume that's the bananaphone song.

    It's the jazz chocobo song from 13.

    Winky on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    Winky, I don't have a flash plugin on this computer, so I'll assume that's the bananaphone song.

    Banana Phone is the best thing ever, so that is a logical assumption.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    It's been half an hour and no one showed up. The hell with this class. I'll be in my office (which doesn't have P-A forum access).

    Later [chat]!

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    I wonder if chin balls counts as balls-are-touching. Because then if you got a chick with chin balls and she deep throats you, then that could be gay.

    We wouldn't want that, now would we?

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Winky, I don't have a flash plugin on this computer, so I'll assume that's the bananaphone song.

    It's the jazz chocobo song from 13.

    i liked it better when i thought it was bananaphone

    Arch on
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The music in FFXIII is pretty weak.

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    The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I wonder if chin balls counts as balls-are-touching. Because then if you got a chick with chin balls and she deep throats you, then that could be gay.

    We wouldn't want that, now would we?

    I think it's cool as long as you Angry Dragon her.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Also- I always love ELM's threads, even though I never post in them

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Hmm. Mr OCD felt the need to share a friend's facebook status talking about her finding it strange that periods weird guys out. I'm at a loss as to his motives here.

    I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "Oh the times they are changing"

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    bama are you coming to dinner on friday
    with bells on

    and by "bells," I mean "a suit"

    my god this was a terrible idea
    i am gonna get you so drunk

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Mikeman, you have one of the best sigs ever. :)

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Hmm. Mr OCD felt the need to share a friend's facebook status talking about her finding it strange that periods weird guys out. I'm at a loss as to his motives here.

    I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

    Sooo...women and jesus?

    Arch on
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