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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Zeppelins are the greatest vehicles.

    Honk on
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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    convertibles are inferior? hmm?

    In areas that have crappy weather? Yeah they aren't the best investment.

    Oh, yeah. I'm wondering if there are any other problems. Like if having a soft top gets you worse mileage because of how the wind goes over it or some stupid shit.

    James on
  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    See Nocturne I don't edit everything horrible.

    :?:

    I am out of it today.
    LaOs wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    So pretty much every friend I have who wasn't already a parent is becoming one this September. Was there a big orgy I wasn't invited to?

    NYE, dude. NYE.

    Yeah, my birthday is in September... yeah

    I accidentally figured out that I was more than likely caused by birthday sexings for my dad.

    It was a bit trickier to figure out (not that I was trying to) because I was born a month early.

    LaOs on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    okay i know i'm about to go back to a viewing in like 10 minutes but i must say

    when i find another sex partner i think it'd kind of be necessary to me for her to be vocal

    i don't think i could go back to what sex was like as a teenager: me fumbling around and her being halfway interested

    i needs me some aural feedback
    Just be sure you understand her language.

    it's usually not a problem

    Organichu on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    japan wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    convertibles are inferior? hmm?

    They tend to suffer in the area of chassis stiffness, unless they're built like TVRs, with a massive structural crossmember running the length of the car through the middle of the passenger compartment.

    Hmm, okay. That makes sense.

    James on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    James wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    convertibles are inferior? hmm?

    In areas that have crappy weather? Yeah they aren't the best investment.

    Oh, yeah. I'm wondering if there are any other problems. Like if having a soft top gets you worse mileage because of how the wind goes over it or some stupid shit.

    removing the roof means either you deal with a less stiff chassis or you reinforce it

    so either you get a bendable car or a very massive one

    Abdhyius on
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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    James wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    convertibles are inferior? hmm?

    In areas that have crappy weather? Yeah they aren't the best investment.

    Oh, yeah. I'm wondering if there are any other problems. Like if having a soft top gets you worse mileage because of how the wind goes over it or some stupid shit.

    It gets you higher premiums because driving a convertible makes good drivers into bad drivers.

    It gets you pulled over more because cops think you think you're such hot shit.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    i should probably learn to drive

    Put your penis in her vagina, move your hips to her screams.

    this barely even makes sense

    Yeah, it sounds weird at first and takes a little getting used to, but when you get the hang of it it's a lot of fun and feels great.

    Just make sure to put a towel down, oh and cut up some jalapenos before hand.

    Preacher on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    'nother spawn of drunken new years eve sex here

    I have an inkling I wasn't really planned

    Abdhyius on
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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    convertibles are inferior? hmm?

    In areas that have crappy weather? Yeah they aren't the best investment.

    Oh, yeah. I'm wondering if there are any other problems. Like if having a soft top gets you worse mileage because of how the wind goes over it or some stupid shit.

    removing the roof means either you deal with a less stiff chassis or you reinforce it

    so either you get a bendable car or a very massive one

    Thank you, I understand now.

    I'm wondering how this applies to small cars, like a Smart Car or a Mini, now.

    James on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    That's another great advantage of driving a car as nondescript as a Nissan Sentra: I'm the last fucking car on the road to get pulled over just because the cop was bored.

    Nocturne on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    'nother spawn of drunken new years eve sex here

    I have an inkling I wasn't really planned

    "Who's my little broken condom, who is he?"

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I just lost my job and I don't know why.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    I just lost my job and I don't know why.

    That was fast.

    How'd it happen?

    JustinSane07 on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I like our nissan X-trail

    I wish it was old and that no-one wanted to buy it because then we could buy a new car and I could get that

    but noooo it has to be selling for 220'000 instead

    Abdhyius on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    That's another great advantage of driving a car as nondescript as a Nissan Sentra: I'm the last fucking car on the road to get pulled over just because the cop was bored.

    "Wow son I seriously had to check the gun a couple times to make sure you were actually going 75, does your odometer even go that high?"

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I just lost my job and I don't know why.

    This is always a frustrating experience.

    e-sympathy.

    japan on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I just lost my job and I don't know why.

    That was fast.

    How'd it happen?

    It was one sentence justin, one!

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I just lost my job and I don't know why.

    :(

    The economy?

    Someone was allergic to the sesame seeds on the bun?

    Nocturne on
  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    okay i know i'm about to go back to a viewing in like 10 minutes but i must say

    when i find another sex partner i think it'd kind of be necessary to me for her to be vocal

    i don't think i could go back to what sex was like as a teenager: me fumbling around and her being halfway interested

    i needs me some aural feedback

    I'm not sure I want to know the connection here...

    LaOs on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    James wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    convertibles are inferior? hmm?

    In areas that have crappy weather? Yeah they aren't the best investment.

    Oh, yeah. I'm wondering if there are any other problems. Like if having a soft top gets you worse mileage because of how the wind goes over it or some stupid shit.

    removing the roof means either you deal with a less stiff chassis or you reinforce it

    so either you get a bendable car or a very massive one

    Thank you, I understand now.

    I'm wondering how this applies to small cars, like a Smart Car or a Mini, now.

    you see, it makes the chassis less stiff

    so they have to reinforce it if that is a real problem and then it becomes heavy

    because the chassis is not as stiff without the roof and then they need to reinforce it as the chassis isn't as stiff

    Abdhyius on
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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    That's another great advantage of driving a car as nondescript as a Nissan Sentra: I'm the last fucking car on the road to get pulled over just because the cop was bored.

    "Wow son I seriously had to check the gun a couple times to make sure you were actually going 75, does your odometer even go that high?"

    Uh... I, uh, hope so.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    That's another great advantage of driving a car as nondescript as a Nissan Sentra: I'm the last fucking car on the road to get pulled over just because the cop was bored.

    When Subaru Foresters started hitting the used market over here there was a shortlived thing for dropping the suspension and, the forester basically being a tall Impreza, doing the usual Impreza engine mods.

    japan on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I just lost my job and I don't know why.

    That was fast.

    How'd it happen?

    I don't know. I called in to see what time to come in tomorrow and apparently there are 'no more hours' for me so I should come pick up a check and drop off my uniform.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    'nother spawn of drunken new years eve sex here

    I have an inkling I wasn't really planned

    "Who's my little broken condom, who is he?"

    more thinking like too blitzed to care about condoms

    because really getting pregnant was kind of inconvenient, mom had to go back to norway from italy a year early

    Abdhyius on
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Sorry to hear that, Ms. Cass. :(

    Nerdgasmic on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I just lost my job and I don't know why.

    That was fast.

    How'd it happen?

    I don't know. I called in to see what time to come in tomorrow and apparently there are 'no more hours' for me so I should come pick up a check and drop off my uniform.

    It is absolutely baffling to me that this sort of thing is even legal.

    Abdhyius on
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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I just lost my job and I don't know why.

    That was fast.

    How'd it happen?

    I don't know. I called in to see what time to come in tomorrow and apparently there are 'no more hours' for me so I should come pick up a check and drop off my uniform.

    Shitty managers not knowing what the fuck they were doing, then.

    That sucks.

    Nocturne on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    'nother spawn of drunken new years eve sex here

    I have an inkling I wasn't really planned

    "Who's my little broken condom, who is he?"

    more thinking like too blitzed to care about condoms

    because really getting pregnant was kind of inconvenient, mom had to go back to norway from italy a year early

    Ahh now we know the real reason.

    Preacher on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I just lost my job and I don't know why.

    That was fast.

    How'd it happen?

    I don't know. I called in to see what time to come in tomorrow and apparently there are 'no more hours' for me so I should come pick up a check and drop off my uniform.

    It is absolutely baffling to me that this sort of thing is even legal.

    It's only 80% legal. 3/5 if she were black.

    Preacher on
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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    That blows, cass. My sympathies.

    Bogart on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Go set fire to the place, Cass

    teach them not to give people their one month

    Abdhyius on
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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I just lost my job and I don't know why.

    That was fast.

    How'd it happen?

    I don't know. I called in to see what time to come in tomorrow and apparently there are 'no more hours' for me so I should come pick up a check and drop off my uniform.

    It is absolutely baffling to me that this sort of thing is even legal.

    If a company hires you and there's no employment contract, they can drop you from employment whenever they want. I don't see a legal way that this could or should be fixed. Other than full-on communism I guess.

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I just lost my job and I don't know why.

    That was fast.

    How'd it happen?

    I don't know. I called in to see what time to come in tomorrow and apparently there are 'no more hours' for me so I should come pick up a check and drop off my uniform.

    It is absolutely baffling to me that this sort of thing is even legal.

    It does seem a little callous but the US does appear to be free and easy on that kind of thing

    Kalkino on
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  • Orochi_RockmanOrochi_Rockman __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    I just lost my job and I don't know why.

    That was fast.

    How'd it happen?

    I don't know. I called in to see what time to come in tomorrow and apparently there are 'no more hours' for me so I should come pick up a check and drop off my uniform.

    That happened to me once, but it was after I'd already shown up for work. I pointed to a co-worker and said "How about you have no more hours for them instead? I've been here three times as long as that bum."

    ...it didn't help. Sorry about your job.

    Orochi_Rockman on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Kalkino wrote: »

    It does seem a little callous but the US does appear to be free and easy on that kind of thing

    While not incorrect about the US cas lives in canada, maybe you shouldn't jump to conclusions.

    Preacher on
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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Sounds like they were like "Fuck, we don't need this extra body."

    They better apologize to you.

    JustinSane07 on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I just lost my job and I don't know why.

    That was fast.

    How'd it happen?

    I don't know. I called in to see what time to come in tomorrow and apparently there are 'no more hours' for me so I should come pick up a check and drop off my uniform.

    It is absolutely baffling to me that this sort of thing is even legal.

    If a company hires you and there's no employment contract, they can drop you from employment whenever they want. I don't see a legal way that this could or should be fixed. Other than full-on communism I guess.

    er what?

    Make a law that says you have one month of work after being notified

    There. Done.

    Abdhyius on
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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    What are the rules for which version of Microsoft Office you have to buy?

    I've been Googling for them, and haven't been able to find them.

    Thanatos on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sounds like they were like "Fuck, we don't need this extra body."

    They better apologize to you.

    "Sorry aboot that, maybe next time eh?"

    Preacher on
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