Our dearest national pastime

TheStig

The Romans did it. You can tell by their statues.

Dead Legend

well porn is as old as civilization itself so

i guess they're just gonna have to coexist

AMP'd

TheStig wrote: »

The Romans did it. You can tell by their statues.

they just did it because the Greeks did it

Dead Legend

greeks and romans so gay

all about the seleucid empire

Rolo

Dead Legend wrote: »

well porn is as old as civilization itself so

i guess they're just gonna have to coexist

the first drawings were of dongs

cave dongers

TheStig

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ruskin

John Ruskin was a man ahead of his time.

Ruskin's biographer, Mary Lutyens, suggested that he rejected Effie because he was horrified by the sight of her pubic hair. Lutyens argued that Ruskin must have known the female form only through Greek statues and paintings of the nude lacking pubic hair and found the reality shocking.

Jars

brb looking up pictures of roman statues

SimBen

Rape Coulter?

Our dearest national pastime is now rape.

Centipede Damascus

I'm not sure who's getting violated in that scenario.

Dead Legend

you know what i am extremely hung over and this talk of coulter is making me dry heave

Nogs

Dead Legend wrote: »

you know what i am extremely hung and this talk of coulter is making me dry hump

SimBen

Art.

Antimatter

AMP'd wrote: »

Antimatter wrote: »

AMP'd wrote: »

and then I will kill snowbeat, and I will become the new snowbeat

but AMP'd, you're already the new Snowbeat

excellent

now I'll need stylish glasses to complete the look

which reminds me, I found some Jones root beer at the grocery store
yum

AMP'd

Antimatter wrote: »

AMP'd wrote: »

Antimatter wrote: »

AMP'd wrote: »

and then I will kill snowbeat, and I will become the new snowbeat

but AMP'd, you're already the new Snowbeat

excellent

now I'll need stylish glasses to complete the look

which reminds me, I found some Jones root beer at the grocery store
yum

so good

it bothers me that Panera doesn't carry Jones Sodas anymore

also my mom was in Florida for Passover and she told me there was so much Passover Coke

Snowbeat

jones fruit juice is amazingly good

Koshian

I've been spending so much time at panera/starbucks lately

havin a laptop but no internet is pretty annoying

also: jones isn't that good

Antimatter

I appreciated the fact that it had real sugar.

FirmSkater

I like Jones.

Jars

Antimatter wrote: »

I appreciated the fact that it had real sugar.

I had some stuff with pure cane sugar one time instead of this high fructose corn syrup shit we have. it was amazing

Druhim

Jones is good soda. But they don't do fruit juice. They do fruit based soft drinks, but they all have sugar added so it's not really fair to call any of their drinks juice imo. If it's called juice, it shouldn't have any sweetener added or it's a soft drink.

SwissLion

Soft Drink implies, at least to me, a certain fizziness.

If they do much more than reconstitute that shit, then it's just eww.

Glad there's a couple of different brands where I can get pure unadulterated Pine-orange goodness.

Truly the king of juices.

Zoel

pine orange sounds more appropriate for like

cleaning fluid

thorgot

i always laugh at how little juice orangina contains

but then i drink it anyways because it tastes so good

captaink

SwissLion wrote: »

Soft Drink implies, at least to me, a certain fizziness.

If they do much more than reconstitute that shit, then it's just eww.

Glad there's a couple of different brands where I can get pure unadulterated Pine-orange goodness.

Truly the king of juices.

POG: Pineapple Orange Guava. They had it all over when I went to Hawaii and it was amazing.

Charles Kinbote

Now he has passed that way see after him! there is not left any vestige of despair or misanthropy or cunning or exclusiveness or the ignominy of a nativity or color or delusion of hell or the necessity of hell . . . . . and no man thenceforward shall be degraded for ignorance or weakness or sin.

Drew-B

oh fuck no

Snowbeat

whoops

oh hey shank

BusterK

Oh my God, Shank has been reincarnated by Walt Whitman

thorgot

hey shank

how goes it

Druhim

the beautiful part is that he has a permanent 5 pt infraction so it'll be pretty hilarious to see how quickly he gets banned again :lol:

Charles Kinbote

Hi everyone! I'm good. How are alla y'all?

Snowbeat

pretty good. how was chef school

Antimatter

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

Hi everyone! I'm good. How are alla y'all?

I'm already reminiscing on the time we didn't have you.

thorgot

i will now take bets on whether or not the health care bill will last as long as this thread did

Pharezon

Druhim wrote: »

the beautiful part is that he has a permanent 5 pt infraction so it'll be pretty hilarious to see how quickly he gets banned again :lol:

W-what? He was in Europe this whole time.

Charles Kinbote

It was fun/fine/hard. A little strange because almost everyone else there was attending the school in the interest of being a chef and me and a few other people just wanted to learn to cook, but it was pretty neat to have that sort of inside/outside perspective.

What have you been up to, Snowboot? Snowbit? Snowbot?

Snowbeat

it's a beat, man

follow it

Druhim

Pharezon wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

the beautiful part is that he has a permanent 5 pt infraction so it'll be pretty hilarious to see how quickly he gets banned again :lol:

W-what? He was in Europe this whole time.

he still has a 5 pt permanent infraction, and he has been banned before

and yeah, welcom back shank
try not to fuck up your first day back on the forum

Zoel

the beat of snow

drifting like cherry blossom petals

BusterK

thorgot wrote: »

i will now take bets on whether or not the health care bill will last as long as this thread did

Well, it was signed into law March 23
Today is April 4

This thread was started March 26
Sooooooooooooooo