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Mass Effect Thread: LegionOverlordEDI3way.txt

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Whoa guys, don't forget that mass effect fields can apparently be used creatively for pleasure during sex.

    Seems like a good way to accidentally make someone's internal reproductive organs fly across the room

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    hot

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    Mass Effect Fields= Magic

    Need to travel to another galaxy? No prob, mass effect drive. Need to not die when a dozen people are peppering you with bullets? Mass effect field! Need to be resurrected from the dead? I'm pretty sure mass effect drives/fields had something to do with it

    Man, I wish I had a mass effect field so I could fly. I bet it could be used for flying. I'm adding that to the repertoire of things that mass effect fields can do

    They can already do that. It would just be using Lift on yourself.

    Samara almost levitates when you meet her, and the charge works pretty similarly.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It does seem confusing that the tech used to take mass away from an object so that it can travel at insane speeds is capable of certain things in the game. Mass effect fields are shit hot, though. Needs me some of that.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It's just space magic. That's as much thought as you need to put into it.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    If it's space magic that means there are space wizards. Which means there could be space wizard towers that need looted. I say we get a party together and look into this. I could use some space loot right now.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I don't know about you, but I was space looting the space towers of space wizards throughout Mass Effect 1 and 2

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Yea, let us spill these drinks in His Name

    and forgive us our facepunches, as we facepunch those who trespass against us.

    And lead us not into Omega, but deliver us to getting loud

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    CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Yea, let us spill these drinks in His Name

    and forgive us our facepunches, as we facepunch those who trespass against us.

    And lead us not into Omega, but deliver us to getting loud

    Amen.

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    mister tuxedomister tuxedo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I feel like we have the answer to how shepard's body was preserved in the fact that chunks of his armor survived re-entry. I mean, if the helmet survived, his brain may have been supersmooshed by the impact, but would have been kept 'in place'. and if the shoulder piece came into Legion's possession, who's to say what other meaty bits might have stayed intact. I want some of them kinetic barriers.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    That cheap-ass N7 armor?

    pfft


    that didn't protect no one from nothin

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    maybe the atmosphere was so thin nothing burned up

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    maybe the atmosphere was so thin nothing burned up

    Yeah, maybe Shepard just hit ground at orbital velocity.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Once again

    Space magic

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It's because of Unobtanium. I mean Element Zero. Or Dark Energy. Or midichlorians. Or quite possibly the Reapers.

    Anyway, it's possible.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    There is no satisfactory explanation


    I think it's intentional!

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    ...Or he never hit the planet, and had his body preserved in the cold of space.

    Anything found on the planet was a spare.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    wait...the Reapers did it.



    those insidious bastards!

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    mister tuxedomister tuxedo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    wait...the Reapers did it.



    those insidious bastards!

    and here I was about to blame Conrad Verner for the whole thing.

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    well Conrad Verner is just one of the many Reapers

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I want Conrad Verner to either be Billy or get horribly murdered by Billy

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    that was a hell of an ending

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Who's Billy?

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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Billy is
    the psycho murderer who escapes when you bust Jack out of that space-jail thing and then sends you an email saying that he will kill you! I think.

    Psycho killer! Qu'est que c'est?

    F-f-f-faaaaa-f-f-faaaa bettah

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oooh

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2010
    you know, I beat heavy rain and uncarted this past week, but then I moved onto infamous and man, after playing the first two, the characters in infamous really suck

    so I might have to play through mass effect 2 again to wash that taste out of my mouth

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    infamous was awesome, eat a dick geebs.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    you know, I beat heavy rain and uncarted this past week, but then I moved onto infamous and man, after playing the first two, the characters in infamous really suck

    so I might have to play through mass effect 2 again to wash that taste out of my mouth

    just watch out if it's with Garrus. he's got dextro amino acids, you know.


    ...

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2010
    like, why is this guy's voice SUPER GRAVELLY

    why are the cutscenes just MOTION COMICS that do a shit job of explaining anything

    why is my best friend a fat hispanic retard that talks like a redneck

    why are all the characters so awful

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I hear the soundtrack is by Amon Tobin, Geebs. Just turn voices down and the music up.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    like, why is this guy's voice SUPER GRAVELLY

    why are the cutscenes just MOTION COMICS that do a shit job of explaining anything

    why is my best friend a fat hispanic retard that talks like a redneck

    why are all the characters so awful

    I really enjoyed the cut scenes, maybe you are just a silly bird? I mean, yeah, his voice sounds like a blender full of gravel, but the game its self is super fun.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2010
    all I can think of while playing infamous is "man I wish I had hulk: ultimate destruction"

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It's a game where you're playing as electric Jesus or Lightning Anti-Christ, and urban explorer and a guy who sounds like an over the top noir detective. just shut up and enjoy the ride.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2010
    the only thing I like is shockwaving dudes off of buildings

    luckily and inexplicably there are dudes on top of every building ever

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    just wait until you get the electric slide and the sniper lightning.

    I was riding train tracks and nailing dudes in the balls with lightning. It was like they made this game for me.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    So getting the punch and shoot award while playing on insanity is super-annoying.

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    moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I finished mine on insanity! On Thane's recruitment. I remember cause I'd wear down their defenses then hit AR and go all slow mo face punching.

    Also, I finally just said "ok, fuck all these N7 and firewalker quests, it's time to get shit done" and finished insanity this morning. dakkadakkadakka makes the last part pretty cake, though I was running low on ammo for the first time in the game at the very end.

    Now it's time for Turbo Shepard to have his day. Normal run, no talking to squad mates, no side missions except when it won't let me do plot missions, no opening boxes, etc. It will be horrific.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    http://kotaku.com/5537970/mass-effect-2-gets-new-man-vs-robots-downloadable-content

    They say it will feature the Hammerhead...so I hope that makes it free with the Cerberus Network card.

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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'm pretty sure the next DLC will be paid.

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    Warlock82Warlock82 Never pet a burning dog Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I just hope it's more than an hour's worth of content if it's not free. I liked the Kasumi pack but no way that was worth $7.

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