JACOB WILSON!!!!!????

DaveRH

TEAM JACOB (WILSON)!

Shaddz

Some people say that a true legend,
Is a man that can fight the good fight.
Other people say that a better weapon,
Is the one that can make you sleep in peace at night.
Well, take a knee, take a seat, stand if you must,
For the story I am to tell deserves a listen;
For this story of courage, love, and unbreakable trust,

Is the story of Jacob Wilson.

Jacob was born one cold and dreary morning,
To the baleful baying of hounds.
His mother and father found it alarming,
When the young babe made naught a sound.
With a tear in his eye, his father said "Speak, young Jacob, SPEAK!"
And with a slap on his ass, young Jacob did yell,
And yelled all throughout the week.
And the village people cheered, for they could tell,
He would deliver them from a fate so bleak.

You see children, this village was cursed,
By Lucifer, the dark lord below.
And as he sat on his throne he knew Jake would reverse
The role, but when, he did not know.

As time wore on, Young Jacob slew,
Dragons and Wyverns and Wolves.
When he matured into a man, bold Jacob, he knew:
There was one problem he'd yet to solve.
He knew the fate of his people rode on this one last task,
So he embarked for the gates of Hell, knowing he may not live.
His mission: Kick Lucifer's bedraggled ass.
And deliver his village from hell's embrace, the ultimate gift to give.

With sword and spear and arrow he fought,
Until the last demon was down.
Twas the throne of The Beast he sought,
Eager to smash his dark crown.
He approached, with nary a wince,
As fire and brimstone surrounds.
And thrust his spear through the Dark Prince,
And dashed his crown upon the ground.

Victory!!1!, he declared, and returned back to his lands
To a hero's welcome, a feast, a toast,
And the warmth of a young woman's hands.
He was our prince, our king, and our host
Arent you glad that you sat and listened?
To this tall tale of the man we loved most,
The story of Jacob Wilson.

Shaddz

I may be good at writing stuff, but I suck at poetry...

Pablo the Penguin

Shaddz, you are the best person.

Shaddz

Not according to you guys! Apparently this Jacob Wilson feller is the bee's knees!

I wasnt at PAXE, I just wrote shit.

Sageheart

Lunchbox_007 wrote: »

Jacob, you were probably the funniest thing in the queue lineups. Funnier than people yelling "JASON!".

Personally, I think you should embrace memehood.

All the people shouting "JASON!" annoyed the heck out of me; mainly because that's my name and it took until like mid-day Sat for me to stop instinctively looking everytime someone shouted. I'm praying that by the next PAX that particular meme will be played out.

Jacob Wilson, you have my sympathy.

Stick32

I think I have my PAX east costume for 2011... Jacob Wilson... In a UTILIKILT!!!

TheGamer

def PD wrote: »

Achievement unlocked: Jacob Wilson found!

One of the funniest things I've seen on that messyboard text thing while waiting in line for the concert (Friday night).

Thanks def. I had to break my friends arm to get him to send that good to know someone gets my humor atleast I will own my own phone next year for sure.

Good to see this thread still kicking around.

ZeroHourHero

Dont feel bad jacob... Sundays game was "Find Zero"

MetaverseNomad

Damn, I'm even more sad that I missed East now, you people are awesome!

Shaddz

Dont feel bad Nomad, Im in the same boat as you there... Being poor is dildoes.

MetaverseNomad

Shaddz wrote: »

Dont feel bad Nomad, Im in the same boat as you there... Being poor is dildoes.

I'm not poor, I'm saving my vacation time for epic holiday.

Shaddz

I meant same boat in terms of missing East.