An Indonesian teenager chopped off his penis and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man.
The 19-year-old from a village in Central Java was lucky to survive the self surgery, health authorities said.
"He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss," Cilacap General Hospital Director Sugeng Budi Susanto told local media.
"Cutting off a penis can be fatal."
Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it.
The teen spent several days in intensive care but is now in recovery, Sugeng said.
He had not spoken to anyone about the incident, Sugeng said.
"He's still too shocked and embarrassed to talk to or see anyone."
They really should do something like that, because if the world is destroyed on 21st December 2012, I'd rather people believe it was because of the LHC than aliens or some cosmic force.
it tickles me that the Phoenix Wright games take place in a crazy dystopia
Guilty until proven innocent! Apollo Justice really expands and explains the whole system the most.
Three day limit on trials, trials taking place concurrently with the investigation, prosecutors with 40 year perfect conviction rates, and quite possibly a mandatory death penalty
it tickles me that the Phoenix Wright games take place in a crazy dystopia
Guilty until proven innocent! Apollo Justice really expands and explains the whole system the most.
Three day limit on trials, trials taking place concurrently with the investigation, prosecutors with 40 year perfect conviction rates, and quite possibly a mandatory death penalty
I'm having a bad time today. I keep getting weird waves of exhaustion, not just being tired but like "ooh, I'm going to fall asleep right now". It's really odd.
Tumor.
Most likely. I'm going to end it now with a hammer.
have you tried quitting gluten?
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I'm having a bad time today. I keep getting weird waves of exhaustion, not just being tired but like "ooh, I'm going to fall asleep right now". It's really odd.
Tumor.
Most likely. I'm going to end it now with a hammer.
have you tried quitting gluten?
Will, even though I know you're joking, the fact that you reminded me that people like this exist makes me send waves of generic rage in your direction.
I'm having a bad time today. I keep getting weird waves of exhaustion, not just being tired but like "ooh, I'm going to fall asleep right now". It's really odd.
Tumor.
Most likely. I'm going to end it now with a hammer.
have you tried quitting gluten?
Will, even though I know you're joking, the fact that you reminded me that people like this exist makes me send waves of generic rage in your direction.
some people are actually physically unable to digest gluten ludious
I'm having a bad time today. I keep getting weird waves of exhaustion, not just being tired but like "ooh, I'm going to fall asleep right now". It's really odd.
Tumor.
Most likely. I'm going to end it now with a hammer.
have you tried quitting gluten?
Will, even though I know you're joking, the fact that you reminded me that people like this exist makes me send waves of generic rage in your direction.
some people are actually physically unable to digest gluten ludious
other's prefer complex carbohydrates and protein (read: flesh) for the longer more stable energy they provide.
I still love me some pasta, but only if i get to take a nap afterwords.
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I'm having a bad time today. I keep getting weird waves of exhaustion, not just being tired but like "ooh, I'm going to fall asleep right now". It's really odd.
Tumor.
Most likely. I'm going to end it now with a hammer.
have you tried quitting gluten?
Will, even though I know you're joking, the fact that you reminded me that people like this exist makes me send waves of generic rage in your direction.
some people are actually physically unable to digest gluten ludious
Yes, I know.
There also exists a fringe group of people that think every ailment in the world including obesity and alcoholism is caused by gluten, when in fact, they are caused by Kakos' rape-wand.
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I'm just gonna say it: teenagers are idiots.
Is that real
did they say that
what day is today?
what day is in 2 days?
shoulda waited till then
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Only if there's a mode that allows him to slap people on the neck with his johnson
I'm a bit sad I missed PAX.
At the time time, I'm also not sad at all.
Watch the LHC do stuff: http://lhc-webcast.web.cern.ch/lhc-webcast/
Yeah I feel the same.
On one hand, it would have been so fun, on the other hand, (and let's call a spade a spade here) sexual assault.
It's been doing stuff all morning. So far, it's only opened a gate to the fifth hell, which is okay.
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Guilty until proven innocent! Apollo Justice really expands and explains the whole system the most.
social commentary on the japanese justice system, in fact
in other words: Japan
have you tried quitting gluten?
equality on some dude's facebook seems like a pretty small slice of the world, Arch.
I'm not sure it's even worth fighting for at all!
Will, even though I know you're joking, the fact that you reminded me that people like this exist makes me send waves of generic rage in your direction.
Unless, of course, you're gay, black, Jewish, Mexican, Muslim, or poor.
hahahahahaha
oh will
some people are actually physically unable to digest gluten ludious
Better off Ted reminds me of work too, but in a good way.
I does. Why you ask?
other's prefer complex carbohydrates and protein (read: flesh) for the longer more stable energy they provide.
I still love me some pasta, but only if i get to take a nap afterwords.
Yes, I know.
There also exists a fringe group of people that think every ailment in the world including obesity and alcoholism is caused by gluten, when in fact, they are caused by Kakos' rape-wand.
no it is not sorta true
I swear, every time I click on chat there's someone having political dramas on FB. Is this a thing now?