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Large [chat]dron Collider

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down well
    An Indonesian teenager chopped off his penis and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man.

    The 19-year-old from a village in Central Java was lucky to survive the self surgery, health authorities said.

    "He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss," Cilacap General Hospital Director Sugeng Budi Susanto told local media.

    "Cutting off a penis can be fatal."

    Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it.

    The teen spent several days in intensive care but is now in recovery, Sugeng said.

    He had not spoken to anyone about the incident, Sugeng said.

    "He's still too shocked and embarrassed to talk to or see anyone."

    I'm just gonna say it: teenagers are idiots.

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  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The LHC will not discover the god particle until the 21st December 2012 when it tries out an experimental high speed collision.

    D:

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    The LHC will not discover the god particle until the 21st December 2012 when it tries out an experimental high speed collision.

    D:

    Is that real

    did they say that

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I...I don't think that's accurate. Aren't we already looking at the upper-end of where the Higgs boson could reasonably be expected to exist?

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  • His CorkinessHis Corkiness Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    They really should do something like that, because if the world is destroyed on 21st December 2012, I'd rather people believe it was because of the LHC than aliens or some cosmic force.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    The LHC will not discover the god particle until the 21st December 2012 when it tries out an experimental high speed collision.

    D:

    Is that real

    did they say that

    what day is today?

    what day is in 2 days?

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    The LHC will not discover the god particle until the 21st December 2012 when it tries out an experimental high speed collision.

    D:

    Is that real

    did they say that

    what day is today?

    what day is in 2 days?

    shoulda waited till then

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    Elm, that's a really heart-warming story.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    kakos do you play BC2

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    kakos do you play BC2

    Only if there's a mode that allows him to slap people on the neck with his johnson

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    kakos do you play BC2

    Only if there's a mode that allows him to slap people on the neck with his johnson

    I'm a bit sad I missed PAX.

    At the time time, I'm also not sad at all.

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  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I thought the LHC got delayed again for like a year? Did they fix it?

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Smurph wrote: »
    I thought the LHC got delayed again for like a year? Did they fix it?

    Watch the LHC do stuff: http://lhc-webcast.web.cern.ch/lhc-webcast/

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Man, that "worst break up" thread is pretty entertaining. Lots of funny break ups. :) And lots of sad break ups. :(

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    kakos do you play BC2

    Only if there's a mode that allows him to slap people on the neck with his johnson

    I'm a bit sad I missed PAX.

    At the time time, I'm also not sad at all.

    Yeah I feel the same.

    On one hand, it would have been so fun, on the other hand, (and let's call a spade a spade here) sexual assault.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Smurph wrote: »
    I thought the LHC got delayed again for like a year? Did they fix it?

    It's been doing stuff all morning. So far, it's only opened a gate to the fifth hell, which is okay.

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    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    it tickles me that the Phoenix Wright games take place in a crazy dystopia

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  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Hmmm, sleep for 2 hours and then get ready to give a uni presentation, or wait for another 7 hours before crashing.

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    it tickles me that the Phoenix Wright games take place in a crazy dystopia

    Guilty until proven innocent! Apollo Justice really expands and explains the whole system the most.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    it tickles me that the Phoenix Wright games take place in a crazy dystopia

    social commentary on the japanese justice system, in fact

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    it tickles me that the Phoenix Wright games take place in a crazy dystopia

    Guilty until proven innocent! Apollo Justice really expands and explains the whole system the most.
    Three day limit on trials, trials taking place concurrently with the investigation, prosecutors with 40 year perfect conviction rates, and quite possibly a mandatory death penalty

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  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sadly it's not true. Would be fun to scare people with though. Possible April Fools joke right there.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    it tickles me that the Phoenix Wright games take place in a crazy dystopia

    Guilty until proven innocent! Apollo Justice really expands and explains the whole system the most.
    Three day limit on trials, trials taking place concurrently with the investigation, prosecutors with 40 year perfect conviction rates, and quite possibly a mandatory death penalty

    in other words: Japan

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    bluergggghhh i just spat out a huege rant on how freedom, to me, means equality on some dude's facebook

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I'm having a bad time today. I keep getting weird waves of exhaustion, not just being tired but like "ooh, I'm going to fall asleep right now". It's really odd.

    Tumor.

    Most likely. I'm going to end it now with a hammer.

    have you tried quitting gluten?

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    bluergggghhh i just spat out a huege rant on how freedom, to me, means equality on some dude's facebook

    equality on some dude's facebook seems like a pretty small slice of the world, Arch.

    I'm not sure it's even worth fighting for at all!

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I'm having a bad time today. I keep getting weird waves of exhaustion, not just being tired but like "ooh, I'm going to fall asleep right now". It's really odd.

    Tumor.

    Most likely. I'm going to end it now with a hammer.

    have you tried quitting gluten?

    Will, even though I know you're joking, the fact that you reminded me that people like this exist makes me send waves of generic rage in your direction.

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    bluergggghhh i just spat out a huege rant on how freedom, to me, means equality on some dude's facebook

    Unless, of course, you're gay, black, Jewish, Mexican, Muslim, or poor.

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    bluergggghhh i just spat out a huege rant on how freedom, to me, means equality on some dude's facebook

    equality on some dude's facebook seems like a pretty small slice of the world, Arch.

    I'm not sure it's even worth fighting for at all!

    hahahahahaha

    oh will

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  • Orochi_RockmanOrochi_Rockman __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Facebook is not the place to find people to participate in logical debates.

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I'm having a bad time today. I keep getting weird waves of exhaustion, not just being tired but like "ooh, I'm going to fall asleep right now". It's really odd.

    Tumor.

    Most likely. I'm going to end it now with a hammer.

    have you tried quitting gluten?

    Will, even though I know you're joking, the fact that you reminded me that people like this exist makes me send waves of generic rage in your direction.

    some people are actually physically unable to digest gluten ludious

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  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I couldn't play Phoenix Wright because the crazy rules reminded me too much of my company.

    Better off Ted reminds me of work too, but in a good way.

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    I figure I could take a bear.
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    but the whole "gluten is satan we are not evolved to eat it" while SORTA true is also a huge fallacy and it makes me kinda :?

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ludious I just mailed you a coupon for a homeopathic lager.

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    kakos do you play BC2

    I does. Why you ask?

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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I'm having a bad time today. I keep getting weird waves of exhaustion, not just being tired but like "ooh, I'm going to fall asleep right now". It's really odd.

    Tumor.

    Most likely. I'm going to end it now with a hammer.

    have you tried quitting gluten?

    Will, even though I know you're joking, the fact that you reminded me that people like this exist makes me send waves of generic rage in your direction.

    some people are actually physically unable to digest gluten ludious

    other's prefer complex carbohydrates and protein (read: flesh) for the longer more stable energy they provide.

    I still love me some pasta, but only if i get to take a nap afterwords.

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    #someshit
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I'm having a bad time today. I keep getting weird waves of exhaustion, not just being tired but like "ooh, I'm going to fall asleep right now". It's really odd.

    Tumor.

    Most likely. I'm going to end it now with a hammer.

    have you tried quitting gluten?

    Will, even though I know you're joking, the fact that you reminded me that people like this exist makes me send waves of generic rage in your direction.

    some people are actually physically unable to digest gluten ludious

    Yes, I know.
    There also exists a fringe group of people that think every ailment in the world including obesity and alcoholism is caused by gluten, when in fact, they are caused by Kakos' rape-wand.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    but the whole "gluten is satan we are not evolved to eat it" while SORTA true is also a huge fallacy and it makes me kinda :?

    no it is not sorta true

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  • The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Facebook is not the place to find people to participate in logical debates.

    I swear, every time I click on chat there's someone having political dramas on FB. Is this a thing now?

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Kakos is a PC guy, though. :(

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