RELEASE THE KRAKEN

GreasyKidsStuff

Yeah the Kraken was pretty disappointing. I was trying to figure out what the fuck it actually looks like from the shoulder down but you can never really tell....

Grey Ghost

MH79 wrote: »

Yeah the Kraken was pretty disappointing. I was trying to figure out what the fuck it actually looks like from the shoulder down but you can never really tell....

HEY

His eyes are up HERE, thank you very much

Romanian My Escutcheon

MH79 wrote: »

Yeah the Kraken was pretty disappointing. I was trying to figure out what the fuck it actually looks like from the shoulder down but you can never really tell....

It's actually a hat.

And guess who's wearing it?

Spoiler:

You know she would.

Staleghoti

UnbreakableVow wrote: »

Well not the Star Trek ones because I don't know shit about Star Trek that is not attached to J.J. Abrams

His video for that one is pretty good too

UnbreakableVow

Part 1 of the Episode II review is not available due to copyright claims from Cartoon Network

Man

I didn't like Cartoon Network before and I fucking hate them now

GreasyKidsStuff

She already had a Kraken / Cthulu-looking thing up on stage with her on her tour, so yeah I could see that.

edit: referring to Lady Gaga

UnbreakableVow

For anyone who wants to see part 1 of the Episode II review, this guy put it up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MYAwEUal7M

Watching it real quick before it's taken down

Mr. G

Man he is trying way too hard with the 'serial killer' parts

Just talk about the movie in a funny voice, okay

Robcham

why is it being taken down

what CN thing is there?

or is this George Lucas being a silly goose

CURSE YOU LUCAAAS

Druhim

Mr. G wrote: »

Man he is trying way too hard with the 'serial killer' parts

Just talk about the movie in a funny voice, okay

he's doing just fine, so I'm glad he doesn't have someone like you telling him how he "should" be doing it

UnbreakableVow

Maybe they show something from the Clone Wars cartoon?

Staleghoti

robcham has a point

how has lucas not gotten word of this?

I wonder if he's in on it

Robcham

what if

it is Lucas?

Romanian My Escutcheon

Staleghoti wrote: »

robcham has a point

how has lucas not gotten word of this?

I wonder if he's in on it

I've got news for you people...

IT IS GEORGE LUCAS.

Spoiler:

Druhim

well, he's just reviewing the films so it's entirely possible that some user reported the videos and that youtube is taking down the videos first, and then perhaps will decide they don't infringe any copyright and put them back up

or they may not give two shits and just leave them down

Mr. G

Unless it's one of their big Partners, YouTube doesn't really give a shit about what stays up or not

They pretty much just take down anything with 1 or more Flag

Robcham

hurm

Staleghoti

There's no way in hell George Lucas would ever allow something with Star Wars in it to get hundreds of thousands of views for free.

And it's not exactly Pro-Lucas by any means

BYToady

Then I'm glad I watched it before it got taken down. It was pretty great.

spono

oh my god

I want this guy in my GPS

spono

Charlie
Bucket

UnbreakableVow

"That way when Darth Maul opens the door and is all like 'I'm a fuckin' badass'"

SabreMau

Staleghoti wrote: »

There's no way in hell George Lucas would ever allow something with Star Wars in it to get hundreds of thousands of views for free.

And it's not exactly Pro-Lucas by any means

He's let the Phantom Menace review remain up for the past 4 months and it's up past 1.7 million views.

Not to mention Rifftrax sells a riff mp3 for the Star Wars Holiday Special, which they provide hints to an online-available copy that's still up over two years later:

"But, Rifftrax," you say, "Rifftrax, please - The Star Wars Holiday Special is not commercially available. How am I supposed to watch this?!" Well, we assume you taped it off the TV back in 1978 using your 130 pound top loading Panasonic NV-9300 U-Matic VCR, just like we did. If not, what were you thinking? Stop right now and GO Out and Get Looking for onE.

Because we taped ours off of the television set, and our NV-9300 doesn't have an "edit" function printed on one of its dozens of plastic piano key-style switches, we just left the commercials in there.

(We're sure the International Ladies Garment Workers Union won't mind.) So ours is two hours long and has a descriptive scroll on the front end, just like the one you can Get frOm yOur friend Greg, in LakE VIDEO, Illinois. (Don't look it up, they don't like to draw attention to themselves in Lake Video.)

UnbreakableVow

Yeah, no Clone Wars footage in part 1...don't know why the copyright claim would be from Cartoon Network

spono

fuck you rick berman

wait a minute

what is it with ricks

Druhim

UnbreakableVow wrote: »

Yeah, no Clone Wars footage in part 1...don't know why the copyright claim would be from Cartoon Network

it was flagged by a user
I'm pretty sure CN had nothing at all to do with it

Grey Ghost

SabreMau wrote: »

Staleghoti wrote: »

There's no way in hell George Lucas would ever allow something with Star Wars in it to get hundreds of thousands of views for free.

And it's not exactly Pro-Lucas by any means

He's let the Phantom Menace review remain up for the past 4 months and it's up past 1.7 million views.

Not to mention Rifftrax sells a riff mp3 for the Star Wars Holiday Special, which they provide hints to an online-available copy that's still up over two years later:

"But, Rifftrax," you say, "Rifftrax, please - The Star Wars Holiday Special is not commercially available. How am I supposed to watch this?!" Well, we assume you taped it off the TV back in 1978 using your 130 pound top loading Panasonic NV-9300 U-Matic VCR, just like we did. If not, what were you thinking? Stop right now and GO Out and Get Looking for onE.

Because we taped ours off of the television set, and our NV-9300 doesn't have an "edit" function printed on one of its dozens of plastic piano key-style switches, we just left the commercials in there.

(We're sure the International Ladies Garment Workers Union won't mind.) So ours is two hours long and has a descriptive scroll on the front end, just like the one you can Get frOm yOur friend Greg, in LakE VIDEO, Illinois. (Don't look it up, they don't like to draw attention to themselves in Lake Video.)

Ahahahahahaha

UnbreakableVow

Goddamn

I'm on part 4 of 9 for Episode II

These are the most brilliant lashings ever

I can't wait for the inevitable Ep III one

Jars

spono wrote: »

fuck you rick berman

wait a minute

what is it with ricks

I just got that rick berman produced the star trek movies he bashes

The Geebs That Is A Pony

in case you were wondering why he does the creepy serial killer character, he says it's because if he read a criticism straight for ninety minutes, people would be bored as shit

weaving a story in the background holds your interest and makes you want to keep watching

UnbreakableVow

That's not what's holding my interest at all, though

I don't hate it, but every time it comes up I'm just like "Okay get back to the criticisms"

Grey Ghost

The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »

in case you were wondering why he does the creepy serial killer character, he says it's because if he read a criticism straight for ninety minutes, people would be bored as shit

weaving a story in the background holds your interest and makes you want to keep watching

And he's absolutely right
I find the creepy psycho bits morbidly fascinating

Balefuego

After finishing the Ep 2 review I think my favorite section is part 5 where's grading Anakin's attempts to woo Padme.

Grey Ghost

PALPATINE'S BEHIND IT ALL

The Geebs That Is A Pony

UnbreakableVow wrote: »

That's not what's holding my interest at all, though

I don't hate it, but every time it comes up I'm just like "Okay get back to the criticisms"

yes, well, your gay

Robcham

gimme back my gay

UnbreakableVow

The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »

UnbreakableVow wrote: »

That's not what's holding my interest at all, though

I don't hate it, but every time it comes up I'm just like "Okay get back to the criticisms"

yes, well, your gay

Forgive me for wanting to see the Star Wars Episode II Review when I clicked on "Star Wars Episode II Review"!

Grey Ghost

He does a great review and he interjects his own little things to spice it up a little

It works for some (me and Geebs) but not for others (UnbreakableVow, other terrible people) let's not have anyone getting butthurt about it

UnbreakableVow

I'm not butthurt

The rest of the actual review is so fantastic that he could jerk off in front of the camera and I wouldn't be pissed off

GreasyKidsStuff

"I need to share my pain"

That part had me laughing. I think the serial killer bits are pretty good. Oh and the jigsaw puzzle part. "It's like somebody through five separate puzzles on the floor and told you to re-assemble them in two hours."

And then two screaming girls trying to do it.