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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    If you guys wanna see another good superhero movie you should check out Defendor.Defendor

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Yes I want to see that.

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I don't think I've seen them anywhere but the corner before. Maybe in some other film formats they put them elsewhere, but in our prints they have them in the corner because that's where we're looking for them at.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hmm weird...come to think of it I might have only seen it on an IMAX film.

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Perhaps. I can't remember the last IMAX film I saw. Probably at least 10+ years ago, before I moved up to the booth.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I... I still kinda wanna see Clash of the Titans

    Not in 3D though

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So do I...I'll probably end up seeing it.

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I haven't seen a 3D movie since Spy Kids 3D, and that was years ago, before any of this RealD polarized glasses stuff went popular. Just the red/blue glasses. And I watched it without 'em out of protest.

    Thinking of seeing How to Train Your Dragon in 3D, but haven't gotten around to it yet; been working or busy every day since it's been out.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Trent, I love that you have no explanation of what movie you're talking about in the OP. You just trust that we all keep up on that stuff.

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ok, finally starting this movie. There's a trailer for The Expendables on it, which is the first I've heard of it. There's a movie that has Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Jason Statham, Mickey Rourke, and Steve Austin?

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I thought they couldn't get Arnold?

    Is he really in there???

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Yeah, he's in there. Only a minor role in a few scenes according to wiki, but he's in the trailer.

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    AMAZING

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    RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Yeah it's called "The Expendables" and basically is incredible (maybe).

    TLB's thread should give you all necessary info.

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hmm. Do they make shakycams that film in 3D?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    already wearing glasses and then putting bigger glasses over them to watch a movie is retarded and sucks and 3D is stupid

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    vrstvrst Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    RELEASE THE KRAKEN

    *fart*

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Going to see this on Saturday. I'll chance the 3D.

    I switched theaters I see movies at. The last place, a 3d movie was 15.50. Which is just fucking stupid.

    The new place I go to is an awesome renovated vintage thinger. 3d movies are 8 bucks for a matinee.

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    vrstvrst Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    3D is so stupid.

    Especially when it is added in post-production.

    I mean, Avatar was filmed with 3D in mind, but would it have been even worse if I had seen it in 2D? No.

    Conclusion: it adds nothing but it costs more.

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Also works when it's 3D animation.

    Anyway, almost through watching it now, in 2D.
    It's 20 minutes into the movie when Hades says "Release the Kraken", but it takes an hour after that until Zeus yells it. The Kraken itself is big and all, but most of that sequence is taken up flying a Pegasus around. Killing it didn't take very much time at all.

    Credits are rolling now, and music's by Ramin Djawadi, same guy who did Iron Man's music. And Alexander Siddig (Dr. Bashir) was Hermes. Didn't recognize him in the few seconds he was on screen.

    I never saw the original movie, but this wasn't too bad. Better than the 39% rating RT gave it. Then again, I had to watch Why Did I Get Married Too twice in a row right beforehand, so that may be skewing things. At least Clash was actioney and entertaining, instead of being drama and depressing, so this morning, I approve of it.

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm still excited to see it. I loved the original when I was little.

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Advance reviews are...not good.

    I'm hoping they are filthy lying geese though, because this movie has a KRAKEN in it and it gets RELEASED.


    if you could release a Kraken no one would fuck with you, not the post office, nobody. You're giving me a parking ticket? Ok but...I'll RELEASE THE KRAKEN. Well, as long as they live near or in the water or fly over the water at any point you could threaten them with that thing.

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    Or I dunno use the thread title as various sexual innuendos

    "I released the Kraken on your mom last night."

    How did anything other than Liam Neeson and maybe the Kraken look even remotely appealing about this film in the first place?

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    vrst wrote: »
    3D is so stupid.

    Especially when it is added in post-production.

    I mean, Avatar was filmed with 3D in mind, but would it have been even worse if I had seen it in 2D? No.

    Conclusion: it adds nothing but it costs more.

    Actually, the 3D in Avatar made the whole thing much more visually appealing than simple 2D. 3D can certainly add something to a film. Don't talk about things you don't know anything about.

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    vrstvrst Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    vrst wrote: »
    3D is so stupid.

    Especially when it is added in post-production.

    I mean, Avatar was filmed with 3D in mind, but would it have been even worse if I had seen it in 2D? No.

    Conclusion: it adds nothing but it costs more.

    Actually, the 3D in Avatar made the whole thing much more visually appealing than simple 2D. 3D can certainly add something to a film. Don't talk about things you don't know anything about.

    Huh? I saw the film, so I know exactly what I'm talking about. I saw it in 2D, it was horrible. Then I saw it in 3D and it was still horrible.

    3D doesn't make anything 'visually more appealing'. It makes it 'visually more gimmicky'.


    edit: also please tell my why you are allowed to talk about 3D and I am not.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    vrst wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    vrst wrote: »
    3D is so stupid.

    Especially when it is added in post-production.

    I mean, Avatar was filmed with 3D in mind, but would it have been even worse if I had seen it in 2D? No.

    Conclusion: it adds nothing but it costs more.

    Actually, the 3D in Avatar made the whole thing much more visually appealing than simple 2D. 3D can certainly add something to a film. Don't talk about things you don't know anything about.

    Huh? I saw the film, so I know exactly what I'm talking about. I saw it in 2D, it was horrible. Then I saw it in 3D and it was still horrible.

    3D doesn't make anything 'visually more appealing'. It makes it 'visually more gimmicky'.
    How visually appealing a movie is is entirely a matter of viwer's opinion and not something you can declare like holy writ

    I think a lot of people would disagree with your assertion that 3D adds nothing to a film's visuals

    Also you're being rather abrasive about this

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Well this movie wasn't terrible.

    And I don't feel completely ripped off.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    Well this movie wasn't terrible.

    And I don't feel completely ripped off.

    All the endorsement I need

    I will see this sometime

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Personally I wasn't a fan of the 3d in Avatar, but I was a fan of the 3d in Hubble 3D at IMAX. I guess we'll see where Clash falls.

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    vrstvrst Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    vrst wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    vrst wrote: »
    3D is so stupid.

    Especially when it is added in post-production.

    I mean, Avatar was filmed with 3D in mind, but would it have been even worse if I had seen it in 2D? No.

    Conclusion: it adds nothing but it costs more.

    Actually, the 3D in Avatar made the whole thing much more visually appealing than simple 2D. 3D can certainly add something to a film. Don't talk about things you don't know anything about.

    Huh? I saw the film, so I know exactly what I'm talking about. I saw it in 2D, it was horrible. Then I saw it in 3D and it was still horrible.

    3D doesn't make anything 'visually more appealing'. It makes it 'visually more gimmicky'.
    How visually appealing a movie is is entirely a matter of viwer's opinion and not something you can declare like holy writ

    I think a lot of people would disagree with your assertion that 3D adds nothing to a film's visuals

    Also you're being rather abrasive about this

    Actually, this review sums it up best:

    “Avatar tells the story of Dances with Wolves in space, in order to advance a director’s already-vast ego, and to advance movie technology further in the wrong direction.”

    (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJarz7BYnHA&feature=player_embedded)

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I think that if a movie is good in 3d, it'll be good in 2d.

    3d doesn't make me want to see a movie any more.

    By the end of Avatar my eyes started to hurt.

    3d didn't lend anything to Alice in Wonderland. I liked it, but wish I hadn't seen it in an iMax.

    How to Train Your Dragon was fucking great, but I think it would have been just as great in 2d.

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    vrst wrote: »
    Actually, this review sums it up best:

    “Avatar tells the story of Dances with Wolves in space, in order to advance a director’s already-vast ego, and to advance movie technology further in the wrong direction.”

    This is a totally fresh opinion

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    AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    a bit more favorable review from pajiba.com
    If I had to sum up Clash of the Titans in one word, that word would simply be “wow.” Because while it may not be the perfect movie, its the perfect blend of action, adventure and yes, even romance. It’s destined to be a mega-blockbuster, and it deserves every dollar it earns. Warner Brothers has done exactly what should be done with a reimagining — take everything that was good about the so-so original, and make it bigger and better.

    The movie shoots along at a quick pace, but it’s still manages to be smart enough to make you think about it. Its PG-13 rating is just about right — it’s a little too intense for the kiddies, but parents will love it, and the older teen crowds will be clapping their hands with delight (I was tempted to do so myself). The short version, for those who haven’t figured out the plot, is that there’s conflict between the ancient Greeks and the petty Gods that they worship. The people are mad because the Gods take and take and give nothing back, and the Gods are mad at their upstart ways. One man, Perseus (Sam Worthington), stands against them, and teams up with a team of renegades to fight back, as well as save the life of his beloved Andromeda (Alexa Davalos).

    It’s rollicking good fun. Worthington continues his trend of being an A+ action star — building on his deep, impressive performance in Avatar, he’s everything a hero should be — noble, tough, and handsome as all get-out. Similarly, Davalos is beautiful and suitably sexy as Andromeda, and provides some extra eye candy to accompany all the action. Of course, the action is, unsurprisingly, the best part. Full of eye-popping special effects, Clash of the Titans makes for a far more enjoyable viewing experience than the 1981 original. Sure, it was fun Saturday viewing when we were kids, but the original has aged pretty terribly, and the claymation effects are sort of silly when you look back at it — not believable at all. Plus, great as Lawrence Olivier was way back when, Liam Neeson, looking resplendant and appropriately god-like, really blows him away.

    The special effects, mixed with hard-hitting action, make for an enjoyable spectacle. The gods, also featuring Ralph Fiennes, are amazingly portrayed, and Perseus and his gritty band of comrades are excellent. Like I said, it just took everything from the original and made it better — including the very-smart decision to omit the silly mechanical bird from the 1981 version, a dorky addition that would have been even more out of place here. Clash of the Titans is smarter than that — it’s a thinking man’s action movie, with little room for silliness. But its also just plain fun — from beginning to end. And the end! By now, you’ve seen the trailers, so you know about the new, redesigned Kraken monster. This one is no clunky, rubbery-looking Godzilla wannabe, like the original one. It’s a great big scary force of nature, and that final battle is breathtaking!

    It’s surprising that Warner Brothers didn’t use it as a summer tentpole flick, but if anything else, that makes us wonder what other greats they have in the hopper to amaze us with this year. While not a perfect flick, this one is still good enough for four out of five !’s.

    Trust me!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Olympus and the Gods looked like they were in an 80's rock video.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Aretè wrote: »
    a bit more favorable review from pajiba.com
    If I had to sum up Clash of the Titans in one word, that word would simply be “wow.” Because while it may not be the perfect movie, its the perfect blend of action, adventure and yes, even romance. It’s destined to be a mega-blockbuster, and it deserves every dollar it earns. Warner Brothers has done exactly what should be done with a reimagining — take everything that was good about the so-so original, and make it bigger and better.

    The movie shoots along at a quick pace, but it’s still manages to be smart enough to make you think about it. Its PG-13 rating is just about right — it’s a little too intense for the kiddies, but parents will love it, and the older teen crowds will be clapping their hands with delight (I was tempted to do so myself). The short version, for those who haven’t figured out the plot, is that there’s conflict between the ancient Greeks and the petty Gods that they worship. The people are mad because the Gods take and take and give nothing back, and the Gods are mad at their upstart ways. One man, Perseus (Sam Worthington), stands against them, and teams up with a team of renegades to fight back, as well as save the life of his beloved Andromeda (Alexa Davalos).

    It’s rollicking good fun. Worthington continues his trend of being an A+ action star — building on his deep, impressive performance in Avatar, he’s everything a hero should be — noble, tough, and handsome as all get-out. Similarly, Davalos is beautiful and suitably sexy as Andromeda, and provides some extra eye candy to accompany all the action. Of course, the action is, unsurprisingly, the best part. Full of eye-popping special effects, Clash of the Titans makes for a far more enjoyable viewing experience than the 1981 original. Sure, it was fun Saturday viewing when we were kids, but the original has aged pretty terribly, and the claymation effects are sort of silly when you look back at it — not believable at all. Plus, great as Lawrence Olivier was way back when, Liam Neeson, looking resplendant and appropriately god-like, really blows him away.

    The special effects, mixed with hard-hitting action, make for an enjoyable spectacle. The gods, also featuring Ralph Fiennes, are amazingly portrayed, and Perseus and his gritty band of comrades are excellent. Like I said, it just took everything from the original and made it better — including the very-smart decision to omit the silly mechanical bird from the 1981 version, a dorky addition that would have been even more out of place here. Clash of the Titans is smarter than that — it’s a thinking man’s action movie, with little room for silliness. But its also just plain fun — from beginning to end. And the end! By now, you’ve seen the trailers, so you know about the new, redesigned Kraken monster. This one is no clunky, rubbery-looking Godzilla wannabe, like the original one. It’s a great big scary force of nature, and that final battle is breathtaking!

    It’s surprising that Warner Brothers didn’t use it as a summer tentpole flick, but if anything else, that makes us wonder what other greats they have in the hopper to amaze us with this year. While not a perfect flick, this one is still good enough for four out of five !’s.

    Trust me!

    It really wasn't that good.

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    vrstvrst Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    mcp wrote: »
    I think that if a movie is good in 3d, it'll be good in 2d.

    3d doesn't make me want to see a movie any more.

    By the end of Avatar my eyes started to hurt.

    3d didn't lend anything to Alice in Wonderland. I liked it, but wish I hadn't seen it in an iMax.

    How to Train Your Dragon was fucking great, but I think it would have been just as great in 2d.

    Yes this.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    Olympus and the Gods looked like they were in an 80's rock video.

    I figured this is par for all white gods

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    saw this movie tonight with Blake

    it was not terrible

    mostly I enjoyed how it adapted Perseus' myth into a movie

    but yeah the movie was pretty bad in the first half hour when you were being RUSHED through the premise

    once the action scenes started it was a pretty cool ride
    how they slay the big baddie Hades in the end was one hell of a letdown, though

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    saw this movie tonight with Blake

    it was not terrible

    mostly I enjoyed how it adapted Perseus' myth into a movie

    but yeah the movie was pretty bad in the first half hour when you were being RUSHED through the premise

    once the action scenes started it was a pretty cool ride
    how they slay the big baddie Hades in the end was one hell of a letdown, though

    Indeed.
    It's the Kraken!

    Oh noes, Perseus dropped Medusa's head! Fly around for five minutes chasing it!

    Ok, got it back. Kraken zap! Kraken krumbles. But here comes Hades!

    "You cannot kill me!"

    *fling*

    "Oh. Ok, bye then."

    Yeah, that fight could have been fleshed out a bit more. And throughout the entire thing I kept getting reminded of Percy Jackson instead. Which is odd, because Percy in that movie is Poseidon's son, while this Perseus (and the mythological version) is Zeus's.

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    GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'll see this in 2D I think. Really it's Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes that are making me want to see it.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I kept wondering what would happen if Perseus reached into that bag and yanked the head out facing the wrong way

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