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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Artreus wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    religion can be used fr good

    but it seems these days it's mostly used to turn a quick buck or fuck children :/

    Because that's what you hear about. Lots of people go about their lives quietly enough with their faith and that does them plenty of good. Also probably a lot of small acts here and there.

    It is just that the quick buck and child fucking are the loudest things.

    But yeah I may seriously disagree with some things the mormon church as an entity has done but I've known mormons who are great people. So yeah this kid got jacked around but he could have discovered something that meant something to him besides the girl.

    religion isn't always this evil thing a lot of people like to think of it as.

    Although I guess as a corollary to that, it does kind of seem like a lot of organized religion that gets big and involved in a lot of people's lives never turns out good. Also basically any time EVER religion tries getting into politics.

    I don't believe there is a single thing the churches do in modern society that wouldn't be done by secular organizations if people weren't believers.

    yes, lots of churches do good things, and lots of people with faith do good things

    I don't think there's any evidence that the church is the cause of this altruism

    so when I look at it and see "the churches do good things that would probably be done in a less discriminatory way by secular organizations" and weigh that against the gay bashing and the sexism and the warmongering I have a difficult time justifying shackling good deeds to the distribution of scripture

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Speaking of scams, I'm watching the South Park Scientology episode for the first time.

    Man, people give Mormons a hard time, but, man, Scientology make them look like June and Ward Cleaver.

    Scientology is one of those things I was talking about earlier when I was saying fuck being reasonable they are outright evil.

    Also Monroe, I don't even see the point of that argument. Saying that "well these things would totally be done by a secular organization therefore the church has no value." It certainly has value to the members of that organization. Maybe it doesn't "make them a better person" or better prepare you for whatever but that is COMPLETELY missing the point anyway. Yeah humanism and atheism is great and whatever and doesn't make you any less of a person than somebody who goes to church, but I believe religion is a fundamental human experience that you can't quantify like that.

    edit: Also Monroe, I bet there are a LOT of people out there who do good things for people because Jesus told them to. I'm not excusing any of the shitty stuff that goes on because I don't like that either.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Like, I hate getting into the religion argument, especially here, but if Mormonism is a cult, then Scientology is a Cult. And, if I was being louder a CULT.

    Mormonism is wonky, admittedly, but Scientology has killed people and tried to destroy the lives of dozens of people who spoke up about the cult.

    And I agree with you, Artreus, Monroe has got some straight up crap arguments. Other people could do it? So what?

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Seriously though. I doubt there is some other side to the argument we aren't seeing. Everything I've heard about scientology suggests that it is a cult. I honestly believe most religions out there aren't around mostly to make money. Sure a lot of Christian churches take money, but they use it to fund missionaries and keep the church in shape and whatnot.

    Scientology takes people for everything they've got and I don't even know where that money goes.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    And, without beating this dead horse too much, not drinking coffee and wearing magic underwear is a far cry away from being starved and beaten to death and hustling your followers for cash.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Also the son of a bitch who founded it was responsible for Battlefield Earth

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I don't think anyone is saying Scientology ain't a cult

    it's just, you know

    Mormon's ain't exactly bettering the earth through Mormonism

    I don't think the world would be a worse place if them dudes were all Buddhists

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Bang up use of forensics, Tossrock. You really out did yourself on this one.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I am a scientist, and I do science.

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Like, I hate getting into the religion argument, especially here, but if Mormonism is a cult, then Scientology is a Cult. And, if I was being louder a CULT.

    Mormonism is wonky, admittedly, but Scientology has killed people and tried to destroy the lives of dozens of people who spoke up about the cult.

    And I agree with you, Artreus, Monroe has got some straight up crap arguments. Other people could do it? So what?

    I am certainly not defending Scientology but I'm pretty certain Christians (and Catholics) and Muslims have killed and/or destroyed the lives of a lot more people who spoke out against them. Of course, Scientology is a lot younger so it's reasonable to expect them to have a lot of catching up to do. Ain't going to be respected by the big boys unless they get their violent persecution of non-believers on in a big way though.

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Also I bet mormons had a few witch burnings and whatnot in their time too. Who wouldn't?

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    What I'm trying to say is they are all cults and I'm the only person who knows the true word of god. Paypal me $99.97 for more info.

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Please use the personal gift option so I can avoid paypal fees. tia

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    scientology is what happens when you try to recreate the freemasons without the benefit of being founded and developed during an age when most people can't read

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I have it on good authority that the Dutch mimic the use of language by humans without actually understanding it, much like parrots.

    you're just jealous that you don't speak the ONE TRUE LANGUAGE

    as for us calling morrocans coolies, I've never heard that before. As far as I understand it, in dutch history, coolies was the name for indonesian house servants. or indonesian servants in general.
    oh what the hell.
    slaves.

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I don't think anyone is saying Scientology ain't a cult

    it's just, you know

    Mormon's ain't exactly bettering the earth through Mormonism

    I don't think the world would be a worse place if them dudes were all Buddhists

    I don't know man. Just google "Mormon relief efforts" or "Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints relief efforts" and then tell me the Earth isn't at least a bit better off for Mormons being on it. They are regularly and usually the quickest to respond and most helpful organization when people need relief efforts. I heard a news story that took a poll of people in the Katrina disaster and asked them which organization was the most helpful. The "Mormons" were listed #1 and the "LDS church" was listed #2. (Joke is that they are the same thing, but most people don't know that.) But I of course think I am a better person because of my religion for more reasons than that, but the relief efforts of the church are the most easily seen and quantifiable information that can be used to prove the World is better off b/c of the Mormon religion.

    I just think that universal statements like "the world wouldn't be a worse place if such-and-such people didn't believe in this or that" is pretty ignorant. In fact, if people make those statements about other things outside of religion, they would be called ignorant in a heart beat.

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Radical Mormons did have a moment once.

    Mountain Meadows Massacre

    Apparently my relatives were there (getting massacred).

    They made a movie about it a year or so ago with Jon Voight!

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I don't think anyone is saying Scientology ain't a cult

    it's just, you know

    Mormon's ain't exactly bettering the earth through Mormonism

    I don't think the world would be a worse place if them dudes were all Buddhists

    I don't know man. Just google "Mormon relief efforts" or "Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints relief efforts" and then tell me the Earth isn't at least a bit better off for Mormons being on it. They are regularly and usually the quickest to respond and most helpful organization when people need relief efforts. I of course think I am a better person because of my religion for more reasons than that, but the relief efforts of the church are the most easily seen and quantifiable information that can be used to prove the World is better off b/c of the Mormon religion.

    I just think that universal statements like "the world wouldn't be a worse place if such-and-such people didn't believe in this or that" is pretty ignorant. In fact, if people make those statements about other things outside of religion, they would be called ignorant in a heart beat.

    I think he means morons. The world would be a better place if people weren't morons.

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Artreus wrote: »
    Also the son of a bitch who founded it was responsible for Battlefield Earth

    This, this right here, this is a fantastic example of why you shouldn't trust any religion.

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Like, I hate getting into the religion argument, especially here, but if Mormonism is a cult, then Scientology is a Cult. And, if I was being louder a CULT.

    Mormonism is wonky, admittedly, but Scientology has killed people and tried to destroy the lives of dozens of people who spoke up about the cult.

    And I agree with you, Artreus, Monroe has got some straight up crap arguments. Other people could do it? So what?

    If I understand correctly Monroe is saying that the institutions themselves are not necessary for people to good acts. In the absence of churches people would form other communities that would have altruistic principles.

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    minirhyderminirhyder BerlinRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Soo....

    Back to scams!

    People seem to make it a practice to approach me with some sob story; I guess because I look naive and gullible?

    So this one time I'm walking home at like 9PM, and this fat lady approaches me. She tells me this sad story about how she's pregnant, she came to the city with her friends, but her friends all drove home drunk (she actually said "drove drunk"), and now she has no way to get back to New Jersey, and can I help her buy a bus ticket. All the while her clearly druggie boyfriend was standing right behind her.
    I'm pretty sure I saw this same lady two days later chilling at a Burger King.

    This other time I'm chilling at a park with my girlfriend, and these three teenagers hobble over to us and tell us how they're not drug addicts or anything like that and they need to get home to upstate but have no means to do so and can we spare some change. The ironic part of it is, they got the skinniest, the most sickly looking of the three to make this speech. To make a speech how they're not drug addicts or anything.

    In both of these situations I said I have no cash on me, sorry.

    And I kind of rely on that as my go to excuse to not give away my money to people who can't even lie properly. But then! I was standing at Penn Station waiting for my train when this black lady come at me yelling "CAN YOU HELP ME GET SOMETHING TO EAT?. I'M REALLY HUNGRY PLEASE HELP ME GET SOMETHING TO EAT"
    So once again I mumble about lack of cash, to which I get "THAT'S OK! MCDONALD'S RIGHT THERE TAKES CREDIT CARD CAN I GET SOMETHING TO EAT!?"
    I was really thrown off D:
    So I gave her a dollar and thankfully she walked off.

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    It's not exactly a scam per se, but one time my brother and I were heading to our car from a baseball game, and this very clean guy very asks if he could get a couple of bucks for some child support he's behind on.

    So my brother gives the guy a five and we start to get in the car. The guy says "Wow a 20! Thanks man, this'll get her off my back." My brother looks back and is like "What? I gave you a 20? No way"

    The guy is just standing there grinning. He was just messing with him, so we all start cracking up. With that fantastic comedy execution, I decided to give him a five as well. Double your money for having a good sense of humor!

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2010
    happy easter :)

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    moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Also the son of a bitch who founded it was responsible for Battlefield Earth

    This, this right here, this is a fantastic example of why you shouldn't trust any religion.

    I heard that Siddhartha Guatama was one of the producers for Reign of Fire.

    He used a fake name, obviously.

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    moocow wrote: »
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Also the son of a bitch who founded it was responsible for Battlefield Earth

    This, this right here, this is a fantastic example of why you shouldn't trust any religion.

    I heard that Siddhartha Guatama was one of the producers for Reign of Fire.

    He used a fake name, obviously.

    Who the fuck is that? Also, fuck that piece of shit movie. It absolutely ruined contemporary dragons for me.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dragons eat ash! It all makes sense now!

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Siddhartha Gautama is Buddha

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    hope that helps

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Yeah, I got the long story about how this guys friend had taken him out for a stag do and abandoned him with no money to get home. It was clearly nonsense as this was in a small town and he was purporting to be needing to get back to a major city - who would live in a major city and go out for a stag do to a small town? In any case, I was pretty certain he was lying but gave him a quid anyway, because he spun the yarn out and killed some of my time waiting for my bus.

    I also got the "we're stuck on the other side of town and need to get back home but have no cash for the bus" from a couple in Boston. Like, right, you live in a city with a swipe card public transport system, use public transport but manage to forget to have the credit to get back home? And now you're conveniently asking a tourist who might not be familiar with the public transport system asking for the money home? Whatever. In any case, I gave them a buck and told them that's all I've got because a) there's always the possibility that they are telling the truth and b) it's not worth getting stabbed over. Of course, then they started on the 'is that all you've got? That won't get us home' routine, at which point I cut them short and moved on. Seconds later two guys walk past us and one of them flashes a gun tucked into his waist band, according to my wife. God knows what they were all about, we didn't stick around to find out. Ducked through the bouncers into our hotel. This was all outside the Boston Harbour Hotel incidentally. Rough neighbourhood?

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Siddhartha Gautama is Buddha

    We're all Buddha.

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    edited April 2010
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    DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    moocow wrote: »
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Also the son of a bitch who founded it was responsible for Battlefield Earth

    This, this right here, this is a fantastic example of why you shouldn't trust any religion.

    I heard that Siddhartha Guatama was one of the producers for Reign of Fire.

    He used a fake name, obviously.

    That was the one where Christian Bale played the tough-guy loner hero with the gruff voice, right?

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Siddhartha Gautama is Buddha

    We're all Buddha.
    the flower on the windowsill is buddha

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Delzhand wrote: »
    moocow wrote: »
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Also the son of a bitch who founded it was responsible for Battlefield Earth

    This, this right here, this is a fantastic example of why you shouldn't trust any religion.

    I heard that Siddhartha Guatama was one of the producers for Reign of Fire.

    He used a fake name, obviously.

    That was the one where Christian Bale played the tough-guy loner hero with the gruff voice, right?

    No, that was... Empire of the Sun.

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Delzhand wrote: »
    moocow wrote: »
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Also the son of a bitch who founded it was responsible for Battlefield Earth

    This, this right here, this is a fantastic example of why you shouldn't trust any religion.

    I heard that Siddhartha Guatama was one of the producers for Reign of Fire.

    He used a fake name, obviously.

    That was the one where Christian Bale played the tough-guy loner hero with the gruff voice, right?

    Buh-zing.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Food wrote: »
    edit: nevermind, I had just searched for the song 'jocko homo' by devo. homo.

    ahahahahahaha

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Food wrote: »
    I never went to gay porn! I swear!

    edit: nevermind, I had just searched for the song 'jocko homo' by devo. homo.

    Serves you right.

    Alternate response: Same thing.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I hate it when beggars refuse to honor the social contract. Once I was sitting outside a restaurant waiting for my little buzzer thing to go off and this drunk in a filthy denim jacket comes up to me complaining about how his wife won't let him see his kids and a bunch of other incoherent crap. Since I was taking my girlfriend to dinner, I waited patiently for him to get to the point where he asked for money and then gave him ten bucks, since that was the smallest bill I had.

    Instead of toddling off and buying eleven bottles of malt liquor, he just plopped down on the bench next to me and started going on about how generous and good-natured I was. This conversation lasted until my buzzer finally went off and we got to go eat.

    Motherfucker, your job is to go away in exchange for money. And he didn't even try to ask for more money, which would have at least been a good excuse. Rube gives you ten bucks, he likely has more where that came from. But he just took my money and then sat down and decided to have a good drunken chat with me.

    There needs to be a handbook or something for these people.

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    SegSeg Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I hate it when beggars refuse to honor the social contract. Once I was sitting outside a restaurant waiting for my little buzzer thing to go off and this drunk in a filthy denim jacket comes up to me complaining about how his wife won't let him see his kids and a bunch of other incoherent crap. Since I was taking my girlfriend to dinner, I waited patiently for him to get to the point where he asked for money and then gave him ten bucks, since that was the smallest bill I had.

    Instead of toddling off and buying eleven bottles of malt liquor, he just plopped down on the bench next to me and started going on about how generous and good-natured I was. This conversation lasted until my buzzer finally went off and we got to go eat.

    Motherfucker, your job is to go away in exchange for money. And he didn't even try to ask for more money, which would have at least been a good excuse. Rube gives you ten bucks, he likely has more where that came from. But he just took my money and then sat down and decided to have a good drunken chat with me.

    There needs to be a handbook or something for these people.

    Forgive the guy his wife just tossed him out and you were the first person to give him more then a few dimes.

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