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It's good friday, public holiday wages, I'm calling in sick

The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
I was up all night last night, it felt like I was being throat fucked by a dusty
Spoiler:

all the shops are closed so I can't get any soothers

but the bakery was open so I got fresh hot cross buns

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    It seems like thursday to me

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    thats because you are behind

    always so far behind

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    I saw a bearded police man beat the shit out of someone. Was a beating as good as I've ever seen.

    Fuck off and die.
  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    My throat was killing me for the past two days.

    Now, I have a throbbing headache, a cough that won't stop, and a shooting pain in my left arm.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    I've had awful poops for a few days because of these delicious jellybeans I've been eating. I think.

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  • TheRealBadgerTheRealBadger Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I've had awful poops for a few days because of these delicious jellybeans I've been eating. I think.

    There is a brand of gummy worms which turns my shit bright green.

    It is always good for a laugh

  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Red velvet cake turns my poo red.

    I was a little concerned the first time I saw red shit in the toilet.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    red velvet cake has never turned my poo red

    you should probably still be a little concerned

  • One Thousand DicksOne Thousand Dicks :D! Registered User regular
    red velvet cake has never turned my poo red

    you should probably still be a little concerned

    Yeah, I've eaten red velvet cake at a number of occasions and never had red poo.

  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    It's spring break, you silly geese

    i'm out, follow me on twitter @uninten , steam is GaryMyNemesis
  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    I am enjoying spring break

    i'm out, follow me on twitter @uninten , steam is GaryMyNemesis
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    I was up all night last night, it felt like I was being throat fucked by a dusty
    Spoiler:

    all the shops are closed so I can't get any soothers

    but the bakery was open so I got fresh hot cross buns

    Why do you call a mace a dusty?

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    ah, good friday

    i made 'mushroom surprise' for breakfast, am drinking an espresso and listening to the black keys, wondering what i'm going to do once i have a shower and get dressed

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I've had awful poops for a few days because of these delicious jellybeans I've been eating. I think.

    Those are the worst, but a decent price to pay for delicious jelly beans.

    I need a new sig.

    I also need beer.
  • TheRealBadgerTheRealBadger Registered User regular
    bsjezz wrote: »
    ah, good friday

    i made 'mushroom surprise' for breakfast, am drinking an espresso and listening to the black keys, wondering what i'm going to do once i have a shower and get dressed

    I went with a big plate of sausages, a chocolate shake and slumdog millionaire.

    Good friday is pretty good so far

  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    what should I eat for dinner

  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    make pizza. do you have any yeast?

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    I do not. I have not bought any food since moving in yet so it has to be take out something and I already had pizza!

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    i plan on going down to the drug store and buying up like 3 dozen cadbury cream eggs, before they're gone from store shelves.

    also a package of peeps, just because

    Peep show!

    the winning entry is amaaaazing

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    aw yeah veggie nachos and a junior turkey club on rye 8-)

  • LordaenLordaen Registered User regular
    Bleh, Peeps. Vile marshmallow filled mock birds.

    Cadbury eggs aren't that bad though.

  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    lostwords wrote: »
    i plan on going down to the drug store and buying up like 3 dozen cadbury cream eggs, before they're gone from store shelves.

    also a package of peeps, just because

    Peep show!

    the winning entry is amaaaazing

    over which period do you intend to eat these thirty six syrup-infused chocolate blocks

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    bsjezz wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i plan on going down to the drug store and buying up like 3 dozen cadbury cream eggs, before they're gone from store shelves.

    also a package of peeps, just because

    Peep show!

    the winning entry is amaaaazing

    over which period do you intend to eat these thirty six syrup-infused chocolate blocks

    like a week or so? depending on how work goes next week, i guess

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    My boss is unhappy

    very unhappy

    holy shit he is so unhappy

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  • marty_0001marty_0001 Registered User regular
    But dude, public holiday overtime!

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    I know, but I feel like absolute shit

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  • GatsbyGatsby Last night I had a dream about you In this dream I'm dancing right beside youRegistered User regular
    Man last night is a drunken blur of debauchery

    I think this is the closest I've ever come to a hangover jesus

    Happy Easter everyone

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    I just learned that both of my roommates get off for good friday, because they deal with the stock market. I don't understand why the stock market takes off for this holiday?

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    what

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    good friday is like the half brother of national holidays and the stock market felt bad for it

    and because of that I have off tomorrow 8-)

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