We once had a bachelor party for Revolve. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Did I ever tell you about the time revolve and I were in a production of The King and I? Anyway, on opening night, revolve chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews."
Did I ever tell you about the time Revolve took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Revolve takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Revolve yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!
Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Revolve said it would've happened sometime."
We once had a bachelor party for Revolve. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Did I ever tell you about the time revolve and I were in a production of The King and I? Anyway, on opening night, revolve chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews."
Did I ever tell you about the time Revolve took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Revolve takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Revolve yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!
Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Revolve said it would've happened sometime."
Revolve has seen each and every episode of Law and Order and he can name all the guest stars in alphabetical order.
RIP revolve. He always said "karf, i fucking hate you. god, i hate you so much. why are you even trying to make something of your life, you just suck go die"
You think I don't know.. oh I know... You killed revolve! Confess!
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Either find me resolve's obituary from his local paper, or stop making fake "poster X is dead" threads. Because what happens when a poster DOES happen to die (and it will eventually happen one day)? Is everyone going to shit all over that thread too?
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I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
Either find me resolve's obituary from his local paper, or stop making fake "poster X is dead" threads. Because what happens when a poster DOES happen to die (and it will eventually happen one day)? Is everyone going to shit all over that thread too?
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I'm certain revolve would agree with you, and hate you for it.
i shall forever remember revolve's plan for every night of the week
"the plan for tonight is i got this six pack of beer and a thing of vodka, and i'm gonna drink em"
NEVAR FORGET
Revolve has seen each and every episode of Law and Order and he can name all the guest stars in alphabetical order.
Awesome blossom.
I still have no idea what the bloody fuck is going on though.
forum sanity
RIP revolve. He always said "karf, i fucking hate you. god, i hate you so much. why are you even trying to make something of your life, you just suck go die"
Ah, such pleasant memories.
Really. I don't know who he/she is.
I blame you Drez.
FOR A PLACE TO POST
G&T'S THE FORUM I LOVE MOST
more liek sexuploader m i rite
I'M A TWITTER SHITTER
What is this.
Did someone spill some SE into G&T or something.
It's like mixing vanilla pudding and chocolate pudding.
I think its more like mixing swirl with chocolate at this point
Don't ask me what this means, because I do not know
Revolve is dead, like...dead?
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A search of Revolve's posts gives no clues.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Your avatar; is it a picture of the guy from Red Dead Revolver?
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by many, by none, and most certainly not by me.
r.i.p. revolve, you asshole.
most of all, most of all
someone said true love was dead
but i'm bound to fall
bound to fall for you
oh what can i do
You think I don't know.. oh I know...
You killed revolve! Confess!
Of course not.
I'M A TWITTER SHITTER
Or MAYBE...This is the most foruming you've ever been while confused! Think about it carefully. Revolve wouldn't.
:?
Confused foruming rocks. You should get a cookie for it! I'd trip off acid for some cookies right about now...
...Charles, NOOOoooo!!!
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