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Today we mourn. revolve memorial '07

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    he sure loved his cheap vodka

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    KKprofit wrote:
    titmouse wrote:
    KKprofit wrote:
    We once had a bachelor party for Revolve. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
    Did I ever tell you about the time revolve and I were in a production of The King and I? Anyway, on opening night, revolve chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews."

    Did I ever tell you about the time Revolve took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Revolve takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Revolve yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!
    Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Revolve said it would've happened sometime."

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Scout900 wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    titmouse wrote:
    Legacy wrote:
    What the hell, guys?
    I think it is a chat thread in disguise. Post an anime screen cap to find out.
    [img][/img]this is why we can't have nice things
    You're a giant retard. Or maybe a tiny retard. Actually, I'm not sure what size you are, I'm just fairly certain that you are retarded.

    Drez on
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    DarkDiscipleDarkDisciple Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Drez wrote:
    Scout900 wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    titmouse wrote:
    Legacy wrote:
    What the hell, guys?
    I think it is a chat thread in disguise. Post an anime screen cap to find out.
    [img][/img]this is why we can't have nice things
    You're a giant retard. Or maybe a tiny retard. Actually, I'm not sure what size you are, I'm just fairly certain that you are retarded.

    I'm certain revolve would agree with you, and hate you for it.

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    Scout900Scout900 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Revolve loved bread .. this is a fitting memorial

    If by bread you mean cheap cheap vodka, then yes!
    He didn't drink it unless it came in plastic bottles.

    i shall forever remember revolve's plan for every night of the week

    "the plan for tonight is i got this six pack of beer and a thing of vodka, and i'm gonna drink em"

    NEVAR FORGET

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    KKprofitKKprofit Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    titmouse wrote:
    KKprofit wrote:
    titmouse wrote:
    KKprofit wrote:
    We once had a bachelor party for Revolve. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
    Did I ever tell you about the time revolve and I were in a production of The King and I? Anyway, on opening night, revolve chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews."

    Did I ever tell you about the time Revolve took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Revolve takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Revolve yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!
    Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Revolve said it would've happened sometime."

    Revolve has seen each and every episode of Law and Order and he can name all the guest stars in alphabetical order.

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    jarbornzajarbornza Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    This shit is awesome.


    Awesome blossom.


    I still have no idea what the bloody fuck is going on though.

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    R.I.P. 2006-2007
    forum sanity

    thorgot on
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    KarfKarf The Past Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    thor got wrote:
    R.I.P. 2006-2007
    forum sanity
    This died years and years ago.

    RIP revolve. He always said "karf, i fucking hate you. god, i hate you so much. why are you even trying to make something of your life, you just suck go die"

    Ah, such pleasant memories.

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    LewishamLewisham Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm glad the chat thread is back. I missed those in-jokes only 4 people understood.

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    the fuck

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    PataPata Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Who is revolve.

    Really. I don't know who he/she is.

    I blame you Drez.

    Pata on
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    KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    Rabid_LlamaRabid_Llama Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I don't get it. Is this the death of Revolve or the rebirth of the Chat Thread?

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Can we also bring back the megathreads.

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    Recoil42Recoil42 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    PataPata Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Really.

    What is this.

    Did someone spill some SE into G&T or something.

    It's like mixing vanilla pudding and chocolate pudding.

    Pata on
    SRWWSig.pngEpisode 5: Mecha-World, Mecha-nisim, Mecha-beasts
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    Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Really.

    What is this.

    Did someone spill some SE into G&T or something.

    It's like mixing vanilla pudding and chocolate pudding.

    I think its more like mixing swirl with chocolate at this point

    Don't ask me what this means, because I do not know

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    TheGreat2ndTheGreat2nd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Wait...man, what?
    Revolve is dead, like...dead?

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited January 2007
    This is either very sad or very funny.

    A search of Revolve's posts gives no clues.

    syndalis on
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    InvisibleInvisible Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    syndalis wrote:
    This is either very sad or very funny.

    A search of Revolve's posts gives no clues.

    Your avatar; is it a picture of the guy from Red Dead Revolver?

    Invisible on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Who is revolve.

    Really. I don't know who he/she is.

    I blame you Drez.

    ego
    search

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    Xenocide GeekXenocide Geek Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    revolve, you shall be missed.

    by many, by none, and most certainly not by me.

    r.i.p. revolve, you asshole.

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    BuntaBunta Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    -nvm-

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    RandomEngyRandomEngy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Can we require a tag on these threads? Because I just wasted several minutes trying to read it. Something like [useless] maybe?

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    PataPata Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Drez wrote:
    Who is revolve.

    Really. I don't know who he/she is.

    I blame you Drez.

    ego
    search

    You think I don't know.. oh I know...
    i.gifYou killed revolve! Confess!

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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Either find me resolve's obituary from his local paper, or stop making fake "poster X is dead" threads. Because what happens when a poster DOES happen to die (and it will eventually happen one day)? Is everyone going to shit all over that thread too?

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    Recoil42Recoil42 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mtvcdm wrote:
    Either find me resolve's obituary from his local paper, or stop making fake "poster X is dead" threads. Because what happens when a poster DOES happen to die (and it will eventually happen one day)? Is everyone going to shit all over that thread too?


    Of course not.
















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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    That guy is a complete asshole and yet I just have to laugh.

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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    And that is exactly what I'm afraid of.

    Gosling on
    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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    DarkDiscipleDarkDisciple Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Revolve dropped half a bottle of cheap vodka, a receipt to the olive garden, and a used condom.

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    LavaKnightLavaKnight Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Wow, yeah, I totally see this forum having gone in a new direction.

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    bruinbruin Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    This is the most confused I've ever been while foruming.

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    bruin wrote:
    This is the most confused I've ever been while foruming.

    Or MAYBE...This is the most foruming you've ever been while confused! Think about it carefully. Revolve wouldn't.

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    bruinbruin Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PolaGo wrote:
    bruin wrote:
    This is the most confused I've ever been while foruming.

    Or MAYBE...This is the most foruming you've ever been while confused! Think about it carefully. Revolve wouldn't.
    :shock:

    :?

    :(

    bruin on
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    The DeliveratorThe Deliverator Slingin Pies The California BurbclavesRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I've gotta say, I don't miss the bastard. He was rude and obnoxious in the IRC, and somehow managed to get halfops. Drunk + Power != Good

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    bruin wrote:
    PolaGo wrote:
    bruin wrote:
    This is the most confused I've ever been while foruming.

    Or MAYBE...This is the most foruming you've ever been while confused! Think about it carefully. Revolve wouldn't.
    :shock:

    :?

    :(

    Confused foruming rocks. You should get a cookie for it! I'd trip off acid for some cookies right about now...

    ...Charles, NOOOoooo!!!

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    bruinbruin Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PolaGo wrote:
    bruin wrote:
    PolaGo wrote:
    bruin wrote:
    This is the most confused I've ever been while foruming.

    Or MAYBE...This is the most foruming you've ever been while confused! Think about it carefully. Revolve wouldn't.
    :shock:

    :?

    :(

    Confused foruming rocks. You should get a cookie for it! I'd trip off acid for some cookies right about now...

    ...Charles, NOOOoooo!!!
    I had some Vienna Fingers eariler. They were excellent.

    bruin on
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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Good, revolve is a dumb name anyway

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Good, revolve is a dumb name anyway

    Coming from the dude whose name suggests he will never, ever score. At anything.

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