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Kentucky Fried [Chat]

JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
Because Bama squandered his opportunity for the new OP by signing off, I felt this was appropriate for our southern discussions.

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Wait, no, fuck the colonel.

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Ah that's more like it.

A 1977 comedy directed by John Landis. It's not so much a movie as it is a really long sketch comedy show and it's fantastic. Many of the jokes still hold up today and are just as funny as they were almost 35 years ago now.

For those of you that have never seen it, think of it as a 90 minute Robot Chicken episode using live action that never stops making you laugh.

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Yeah I'm not waiting for Bama to get back in from overseeing the cotton fields.

  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    That was a long time between [chat]s. I got scared.

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  • KilroyKilroy Seer of Heart Registered User regular
    KFC is the worst fried chicken in the world.

    I say this as someone who lives in Kentucky.

    Steam brotimes Xbox Live: DigitalGravitas
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    i tried to bring back my clever hat thread, but nooooo justin had to jump the gun.

    #fuckyeahboston
  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi Registered User
    Bama has failed in this most sacred duty.

    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Kilroy wrote: »
    KFC is the worst fried chicken in the world.

    I say this as someone who lives in Kentucky.

    Yeah, seriously, you guys don't know how to make chicken at all.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    KFC is the worst fried chicken in the world.

    I say this as someone who lives in Kentucky.

    Yeah, seriously, you guys don't know how to make chicken at all.

    you've drank their bourbon

    they have no taste buds

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    kfc needs to start chicken fryin various meats
    that would be the more amazing thing

    colonel's original chicken fried steak?
    yes please

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    3CFX

    So who is as excited for this new KFC creation as I am?

    The Double Down, which replaces the buns with two boneless chicken pieces, and fills them with cheese, bacon and a sauce made up almost entirely of sodium.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Bama has failed us all. He let us down.

    Nay, he betrayed us!

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    I just threw up a little synd

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Bama has failed us all. He let us down.

    Nay, he betrayed us!

    He's basically a nazi now because he did something bad.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    That is something a person high out of their mind would make to eat, Syndalis.

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Is that yours, Syndalis.

    Did you buy one.

  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi Registered User
    syndalis wrote: »
    3CFX

    So who is as excited for this new KFC creation as I am?

    The Double Down, which replaces the buns with two boneless chicken pieces, and fills them with cheese, bacon and a sauce made up almost entirely of sodium.

    Sad thing? I read this isn't that much worse than a Big Mac.

    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    That is something a person high out of their mind would make to eat, Syndalis.

    Nah, if they were high they would have put a single bun in between the slabs of chicken.

  • KilroyKilroy Seer of Heart Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    KFC is the worst fried chicken in the world.

    I say this as someone who lives in Kentucky.

    Yeah, seriously, you guys don't know how to make chicken at all.

    No no. The international chain of grease peddlers named for our state doesn't know how to make chicken.

    Now go to a nice little hole-in-the-wall diner and you'll get some proper fried chicken. And maybe frog legs, if you're lucky.

    Steam brotimes Xbox Live: DigitalGravitas
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    I spend a large portion of my day explaining to people why the simple things I did were correct and why there is no problem.

    Mental midgets kill my inner child.
  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    3CFX

    So who is as excited for this new KFC creation as I am?

    The Double Down, which replaces the buns with two boneless chicken pieces, and fills them with cheese, bacon and a sauce made up almost entirely of sodium.

    Sad thing? I read this isn't that much worse than a Big Mac.

    reasonable calorie amount for a sandwich of its size, the fat isn't HORRIBLE either... the biggest issue is that this one sandwich has 65% of your daily sodium intake.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    That is something a person high out of their mind would make to eat, Syndalis.

    Nah, if they were high they would have put a single bun in between the slabs of chicken.

    I'm still waiting for someone to top the peanut butter and oreo quesadilla one of my friends made.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    3CFX

    So who is as excited for this new KFC creation as I am?

    The Double Down, which replaces the buns with two boneless chicken pieces, and fills them with cheese, bacon and a sauce made up almost entirely of sodium.

    Oh my god, the real version looks so much better than the fake ad version. KFC should get the nobel peace prize for letting anyone with $5 die happy.

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I spend a large portion of my day explaining to people why the simple things I did were correct and why there is no problem.

    So you see, she's not a minor, legally speaking.

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    i want some oreos

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Ordering one of those must take a cinna-bun level of shamelessness

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    does chicken fried ham exist? that sounds delicious

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I spend a large portion of my day explaining to people why the simple things I did were correct and why there is no problem.

    My job is remarkably similar, though usually at the end of the day I'm somehow still wrong.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I spend a large portion of my day explaining to people why the simple things I did were correct and why there is no problem.

    So you see, she's not a minor, legally speaking.

    you have me confused with res.

    Mental midgets kill my inner child.
  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    Ordering one of those must take a cinna-bun level of shamelessness

    I guarantee lines will form at the stores when they launch this sandwich on the 12th.

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    That is something a person high out of their mind would make to eat, Syndalis.

    Nah, if they were high they would have put a single bun in between the slabs of chicken.

    I'm still waiting for someone to top the peanut butter and oreo quesadilla one of my friends made.

    Oh, is that a challenge?

    Alright Nexus, next time we get together I am making a meal.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Ordering one of those must take a cinna-bun level of shamelessness

    Today must be the 11th because I'm ordering myself a mother fucking DOUBLE DOWN BIATCH!

  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    does chicken fried ham exist? that sounds delicious

    http://www.grouprecipes.com/92922/chicken-fried-ham.html

    Why yes...yes it does...

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    Ordering one of those must take a cinna-bun level of shamelessness

    Hire someone off the street to stand next to you in line and claim you're going to share it.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    Hey, this was supposed to be about the movie. Not the food.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I have no idea what I'm going to write for this paper and I've been thinking on and off about it all semester.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    I don't really like boned meats in general

    bones are awful

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  • Orochi_RockmanOrochi_Rockman __BANNED USERS
    Fried Chicken is horrible. But then again just about anything fried is horrible. Same goes for BBQ.

  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Tighter than R. Kelly in his teens. Registered User regular
    Damn it where did I put that thing?

    They're gonna bury you, they're gonna finish. They're gonna stand 'em up six by six by six.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Hey, this was supposed to be about the movie. Not the food.

    I only watch it for catholic school girls in trouble.

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    Fried Chicken is horrible. But then again just about anything fried is horrible. Same goes for BBQ.

    You know how I know you're gay?

  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    I don't really like boned meats in general

    bones are awful

    I hate hard, stiff things accidentally getting in my mouth.

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