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Home remedies that don't work but you do anyways because you're a silly goose.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A duck! wrote: »
    A lot of people know this one, but use Dawn on grease stains on clothing. Gets em out every time.

    Wow, using an anionic surfactant which has a hydrophilic end and a hydrophobic end will remove grease stains?

    Hunter on
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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    A lot of people know this one, but use Dawn on grease stains on clothing. Gets em out every time.

    Wow, using an anionic surfactant which has a hydrophilic end and a hydrophobic end will remove grease stains?

    Most people don't think to use it, you fucking schmuck.

    A duck! on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Also one of the best ways to get any type of grease off your hands is dishwashing liquid.

    It does dry out your hands a little though, but it works better than almost anything else I have ever seen.

    Blake T on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    A lot of people know this one, but use Dawn on grease stains on clothing. Gets em out every time.

    Wow, using an anionic surfactant which has a hydrophilic end and a hydrophobic end will remove grease stains?

    Most people don't think to use it, you fucking schmuck.

    You can also prevent asphyxiation via breathing.

    Hunter on
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    oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    My favorite home remedy is to apply a silly goose topically.

    Works every time, even if it wakes up the neighbors.

    oogmar on
    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    A lot of people know this one, but use Dawn on grease stains on clothing. Gets em out every time.

    WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS?

    Blake T on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    A lot of people know this one, but use Dawn on grease stains on clothing. Gets em out every time.

    WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS?

    My fancy words translates to "Wow, using soap removes grease stains, who would have thought that".

    Hunter on
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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    A lot of people know this one, but use Dawn on grease stains on clothing. Gets em out every time.

    Wow, using an anionic surfactant which has a hydrophilic end and a hydrophobic end will remove grease stains?

    Most people don't think to use it, you fucking schmuck.

    You can also prevent asphyxiation via breathing.

    I think this is just inherent to the nature of the thread
    Either something doesn't work and you are a silly goose for doing it
    Or it does work and you are a silly goose for not realizing it obviously should work

    BusterK on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    A lot of people know this one, but use Dawn on grease stains on clothing. Gets em out every time.

    Wow, using an anionic surfactant which has a hydrophilic end and a hydrophobic end will remove grease stains?

    why don't you go play with your beakers some more

    PiptheFair on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    BusterK wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    A lot of people know this one, but use Dawn on grease stains on clothing. Gets em out every time.

    Wow, using an anionic surfactant which has a hydrophilic end and a hydrophobic end will remove grease stains?

    Most people don't think to use it, you fucking schmuck.

    You can also prevent asphyxiation via breathing.

    I think this is just inherent to the nature of the thread
    Either something doesn't work and you are a silly goose for doing it
    Or it does work and you are a silly goose for not realizing it obviously should work

    Or I'm purposely trying to give A Duck an aneurysm.

    Hunter on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    A lot of people know this one, but use Dawn on grease stains on clothing. Gets em out every time.

    Wow, using an anionic surfactant which has a hydrophilic end and a hydrophobic end will remove grease stains?

    why don't you go play with your beakers some more

    Make me a sandwich

    Hunter on
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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    A lot of people know this one, but use Dawn on grease stains on clothing. Gets em out every time.

    Wow, using an anionic surfactant which has a hydrophilic end and a hydrophobic end will remove grease stains?

    Most people don't think to use it, you fucking schmuck.

    You can also prevent asphyxiation via breathing.

    I think this is just inherent to the nature of the thread
    Either something doesn't work and you are a silly goose for doing it
    Or it does work and you are a silly goose for not realizing it obviously should work

    Or I'm purposely trying to give A Duck an aneurysm.

    A ha ha ha ha ha. There's nothing you can do within the rules of the forum that'll make that happen.

    A duck! on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    A lot of people know this one, but use Dawn on grease stains on clothing. Gets em out every time.

    Wow, using an anionic surfactant which has a hydrophilic end and a hydrophobic end will remove grease stains?

    Most people don't think to use it, you fucking schmuck.

    You can also prevent asphyxiation via breathing.

    I think this is just inherent to the nature of the thread
    Either something doesn't work and you are a silly goose for doing it
    Or it does work and you are a silly goose for not realizing it obviously should work

    Or I'm purposely trying to give A Duck an aneurysm.

    A ha ha ha ha ha. There's nothing you can do within the rules of the forum that'll make that happen.

    Watch this video and then know
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF2AoMGcNmY&feature=player_embedded
    I'm masturbating to it.

    Hunter on
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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Shout with the pink and clear packaging removes everything.

    Hell, I got this chick pregnant and mixed it into her morning tea only to find her sobbing on the toilet bowl 2 weeks later.

    I was like: "What? We can just make another one you know".

    Meiz on
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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    A lot of people know this one, but use Dawn on grease stains on clothing. Gets em out every time.

    Wow, using an anionic surfactant which has a hydrophilic end and a hydrophobic end will remove grease stains?

    Most people don't think to use it, you fucking schmuck.

    You can also prevent asphyxiation via breathing.

    I think this is just inherent to the nature of the thread
    Either something doesn't work and you are a silly goose for doing it
    Or it does work and you are a silly goose for not realizing it obviously should work

    Or I'm purposely trying to give A Duck an aneurysm.

    A ha ha ha ha ha. There's nothing you can do within the rules of the forum that'll make that happen.

    Watch this video and then know
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF2AoMGcNmY&feature=player_embedded
    I'm masturbating to it.

    It would be better if you said you came on the guy in his sleep after he turned you down for sex. That might get one notch.

    Or, actually, just post random Deusfaux H/A posts every now and then. That's a great start.

    A duck! on
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Meiz wrote: »
    Shout with the pink and clear packaging removes everything.

    Hell, I got this chick pregnant and mixed it into her morning tea only to find her sobbing on the toilet bowl 2 weeks later.

    I was like: "What? We can just make another one you know".

    ah, enter the Meizposts

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    A lot of people know this one, but use Dawn on grease stains on clothing. Gets em out every time.

    Wow, using an anionic surfactant which has a hydrophilic end and a hydrophobic end will remove grease stains?

    Most people don't think to use it, you fucking schmuck.

    You can also prevent asphyxiation via breathing.

    I think this is just inherent to the nature of the thread
    Either something doesn't work and you are a silly goose for doing it
    Or it does work and you are a silly goose for not realizing it obviously should work

    Or I'm purposely trying to give A Duck an aneurysm.

    A ha ha ha ha ha. There's nothing you can do within the rules of the forum that'll make that happen.

    Watch this video and then know
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF2AoMGcNmY&feature=player_embedded
    I'm masturbating to it.

    It would be better if you said you came on the guy in his sleep after he turned you down for sex. That might get one notch.

    Or, actually, just post random Deusfaux H/A posts every now and then. That's a great start.

    deusfaux.gif

    Meiz on
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    thanks for quoting that Meizpost, goose

    Antimatter on
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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2010
    Me and Meiz are bros. At least up until he breaks a rule and I push everyone out of the way to infract him first.

    A duck! on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    A lot of people know this one, but use Dawn on grease stains on clothing. Gets em out every time.

    Wow, using an anionic surfactant which has a hydrophilic end and a hydrophobic end will remove grease stains?

    Most people don't think to use it, you fucking schmuck.

    You can also prevent asphyxiation via breathing.

    I think this is just inherent to the nature of the thread
    Either something doesn't work and you are a silly goose for doing it
    Or it does work and you are a silly goose for not realizing it obviously should work

    Or I'm purposely trying to give A Duck an aneurysm.

    A ha ha ha ha ha. There's nothing you can do within the rules of the forum that'll make that happen.

    I can routinely confuse you with goose.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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