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Home remedies that don't work but you do anyways because you're a silly goose.

MeizMeiz Registered User regular
edited April 2010 in Singularity Engine++
My gran on my dad's side swore by Gin to fight a cold/flu
My gran on my mom's side swore by Ginger-ale.

Together they form GinGinger-ale.

Cheers,

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Way up inside your butthole, Morty. WAAAAY up inside there.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ginger does work with mild stomach trouble.

    Not to say that there's necessarily any of it in store-bought ginger ale though.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The gargling salt water thing never did it for my sore throats as a kid. Then I tried lemon water and it worked like a charm.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I can redeem this thread. I take it's weight on my shoulders.


    So I sliced my hand up pretty bad last month. Had to get stitches, severed a bunch of nerves and such. Instead of antibiotic ointment, my doctor told me to use raw natural honey. Holy shit does that work way better than antibiotic ointment. I was quite impressed.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    jager is supposed to cure stomach troubles but has always had the extreme opposite effect for me

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    viv always tells me to combine alcohol and a boiled-down coke sludge and ginger

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I eat meat and drink water. it will eventually cure anything. And you get a good meal too.

    Melding on
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    viv always tells me to combine alcohol and a boiled-down coke sludge and ginger

    COKE GINGER AND LEMON

    IT ACTUALLY WORKS

    CHINESE PEOPLE

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  • oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    For anything clogging the chest, sinuses, nose/throat, or for sore throats related to cough or cold:

    Water so hot you can barely drink it, fresh minced garlic, (a fuck-ton of) cayenne, honey, lemon (and if you can manage), about a half-oz. of whiskey.

    It is one of those things that line cooks all tend to have imbedded in their brains, and it's really handy for clearing you out, soothing everything, and putting a nice coat of "get fucking healthy" from the top of the sinuses to the bottom of your lungs.

    It has saved people from getting lung butter or snot in their food in the past, and probably will for years to come.

    Also works if you're not stuck in a hot kitchen. Do not sip, tip the fucker back, garlic bits and all. It hurts.


    Bleach for burns instead of cold water or butter... Cold water shocks the nerves and makes them more receptive to heat and throbbing. Luke-warm water is your best because it will still pull heat from your skin without shocking it. Bleach dulls the nerves and all you need to do is apply it to the burn, count to five, and rinse it off. It won't hurt the rest of your skin for that short of a period but it will sure as hell quiet down inflamed nerves. I'm not saying it's good for you, but it definitely works.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    when i'm getting sick i like to shoot down a mixture of lime juice, tabasco and brown sugar with a clove of garlic in the bottom

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  • BallmanBallman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    When I had left-over pain from a root canal for a month, I got a little vial of clove oil on the recommendation of a pharmacist and rubbed it on the surrounding gums from time to time. Anbesol didn't work, but this killed all my pain (for a short period of time).

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    viv always tells me to combine alcohol and a boiled-down coke sludge and ginger

    COKE GINGER AND LEMON

    IT ACTUALLY WORKS

    CHINESE PEOPLE

    Regardless of whether or not it works.

    It is delicious.

    Throw some rum in there too people.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Alcohol for heartaches

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hot and Sour soup always clears my sinuses.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    viv always tells me to combine alcohol and a boiled-down coke sludge and ginger

    COKE GINGER AND LEMON

    IT ACTUALLY WORKS

    CHINESE PEOPLE

    i knew i was missing something. hey, are you still going to bc?

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    I don't have any home remedies because im not a silly goose

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    viv always tells me to combine alcohol and a boiled-down coke sludge and ginger

    COKE GINGER AND LEMON

    IT ACTUALLY WORKS

    CHINESE PEOPLE

    Regardless of whether or not it works.

    It is delicious.

    Throw some rum in there too people.

    soooooo good

    and dang, it sounds like it would be awesome with some sailor j

    I need to try this sometime

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  • MoosehatIVMoosehatIV Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    In my family salt water cures everything.

    Sore throat? Salt water.

    Cut? Throw some salt water on that shit.

    Sinuses clogged? You better snort some damn salt water up there.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    koshian be my home remedy

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    viv always tells me to combine alcohol and a boiled-down coke sludge and ginger

    COKE GINGER AND LEMON

    IT ACTUALLY WORKS

    CHINESE PEOPLE

    i knew i was missing something. hey, are you still going to bc?

    I'll ideally be going there if things work out well!

    you still going too?

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Colt .45
    works every time

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    chicken noodle soup

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Dadouw wrote: »
    koshian be my home remedy

    when are you coming down to visit me?

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    koshian be my home remedy

    when are you coming down to visit me?

    when I am financially capable

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    When I'm sick I use modern medicine and pharma, because I don't believe in ghosts, pixies, and potions.

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  • MoosehatIVMoosehatIV Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    If you boil down a ghost and mix it with rum you can cure just about anything.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    when I'm sick I light myself on fire and then just walk that shit off cause I'm not a pussy

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    there are 3 person behind me talking about the size of their penis

    this kinda helps me forget about how horrible my week was

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    MoosehatIV wrote: »
    If you boil down a ghost and mix it with rum you can cure just about anything.

    Alcohol is in most home remedies because drunk people don't give a fuck. Same reason Freud gave out coke to cure mental problems. When your skiing down Mount Scarface, you don't worry about shit.

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    koshian be my home remedy

    when are you coming down to visit me?

    when I am financially capable

    don't come to missouri

    this place is so awful

    visit me after I've moved somewhere nicer pls

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    viv always tells me to combine alcohol and a boiled-down coke sludge and ginger

    COKE GINGER AND LEMON

    IT ACTUALLY WORKS

    CHINESE PEOPLE

    i knew i was missing something. hey, are you still going to bc?

    I'll ideally be going there if things work out well!

    you still going too?

    if things work out well. everything's up in the air

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    koshian be my home remedy

    when are you coming down to visit me?

    when I am financially capable

    don't come to missouri

    this place is so awful

    visit me after I've moved somewhere nicer pls

    if you stay too long there you might catch diseases

    Dadouw on
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    hopefully things will go well for the both of us

    looking forward to meeting you if they do!

    Koshian on
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    koshian be my home remedy

    when are you coming down to visit me?

    when I am financially capable

    don't come to missouri

    this place is so awful

    visit me after I've moved somewhere nicer pls

    if you stay too long there you might catch diseases

    is nineteen years too long

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    no wait I guess I lived in kansas for a few years

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    whats up with that bc thing

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    I might be moving there

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    hopefully things will go well for the both of us

    looking forward to meeting you if they do!

    likewise!

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    dadouw quit being a gayby and come visit me here

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    no don't visit zot

    he's the gayest

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