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  • timspork's ghosttimspork's ghost Ghostbuster Hook & Ladder 8Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hey, could one of you guys check on Seta? While you're at it, if you find ten bucks on him, he wants me to have it, so just send it up this way. The pizza guy is here and he needs a tip. Normally I'd get it, but Europe has crap pizza so I ordered some flown in from New York. The tip is a little high.

    Oh yeah, kill those guys.


    OOC: I love how Rank just laughs. All of his dialogue until the end of this fight should just be laughter that is getting more and more insane.

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  • WoodroezWoodroez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I hope Viv still has that stun rod; I'd hate to have to wing Rank with a laser to let him know when the fight's over.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Woodroez wrote: »
    I hope Viv still has that stun rod; I'd hate to have to wing Rank with a laser to let him know when the fight's over.

    Try it, you little tin faggot.

    Just try it.

  • AwkoAwko About to poison the waterhole.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Viv using a stun rod on Rank is just gonna give him the wrong idea

  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    :winky:

    also Orik might want to drop a note to your wife because after that save I'm totally throwing you an invite to the Champagne Lounge to chill with me and Mori

  • LaringtonLarington Registered User
    edited April 2010
    I don't envy the clean up & repair crews on this one.

  • IoloIolo i not L Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Spoiler:

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Larington wrote: »
    I don't envy the clean up & repair crews on this one.

    With Rank's weekly forays to Delaware, they're used to cleaning up much, much worse.
    And hey, at least this time they won't have to hide the bodies from command.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This is fantastic. Like, even more than ususal.

  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    It appears that Dr. Green's theory to lace the HWP warheads in PCP and cocaine may actually show some benefits in the field.

    The Central Core must admit it did not predict this and assumed Dr. Green was merely using the project to hoard the surplus drugs for private use.

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  • risumonrisumon Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Holy shit, I never had to do a base defense when I played X-com. Never made it that far or was on too easy a setting.

    This is intense. Glad to see Rank didn't go down the moment he appeared, as much as I would have loved it from a humor standpoint.

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  • DecomposeyDecomposey Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Now be honest Theidar, do you really think anyone would be able to hoard drugs when Rank is around? He'd sniff that shit out like a junkie bloodhound.

    Before following any advice, opinions, or thoughts I may have expressed in the above post, I feel I should warn you: I found Keven Costners "Waterworld" to be a very entertaining film.
  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Rank had only just arrived at the base when the assault began, the Core predicted that Dr. Green's surplus would have been located within 6.2 hours. With the base under attack new predictions show a sight delay on the part of Rankenphile placing location time at 6.4 hours.
    Decomposey wrote: »
    Now be honest Theidar, do you really think anyone would be able to hoard drugs when Rank is around? He'd sniff that shit out like a junkie bloodhound.

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  • DecomposeyDecomposey Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Including the variables such as length of attack, time to secure premises, and time spent by Rank screaming demands that more aliens attack so that he can do Geneva Convention breaking acts to them with his bare hands?

    Before following any advice, opinions, or thoughts I may have expressed in the above post, I feel I should warn you: I found Keven Costners "Waterworld" to be a very entertaining film.
  • timspork's ghosttimspork's ghost Ghostbuster Hook & Ladder 8Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Please, Rank knows that aliens aren't covered by the Geneva Convention.

    Why do you think there's that one room in the base that we don't talk about. We really don't like to talk about it. Really.

    There's a reason I fly him to Delaware a lot.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Look

    if its wrong to peel the skin off of their eyeballs so I can fashion it into a condom and then rape a hole I cut in their lungs while they're still breathing, then why does it feel so right?

  • ImperfectImperfect Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    That's the PCP speakin' there, Rank.

    Not that you're wrong, or anything...

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    What do you expect? I got a gallon.

  • EchildaEchilda Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Guess I will be up either shortly before, or shortly after the break. Guess I better start putting my affairs in order...

  • ImperfectImperfect Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    What do you expect? I got a gallon.

    Oh! ...A gallon.

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  • BlitzAce1981BlitzAce1981 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Please, Rank knows that aliens aren't covered by the Geneva Convention.

    Why do you think there's that one room in the base that we don't talk about. We really don't like to talk about it. Really.

    There's a reason I fly him to Delaware a lot.
    Look

    if its wrong to peel the skin off of their eyeballs so I can fashion it into a condom and then rape a hole I cut in their lungs while they're still breathing, then why does it feel so right?

    ...I am so glad I've never looked in that broom cupboard with the biohazard signs on it.

    Although, now I understand why the base has such a high turnover on janitors...

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  • DecomposeyDecomposey Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Look Rank, I'm not saying you're wrong. I'd never say that. I'm just saying that I expected the post battle eyeball condom lung raping to take longer than .2 hours.

    Before following any advice, opinions, or thoughts I may have expressed in the above post, I feel I should warn you: I found Keven Costners "Waterworld" to be a very entertaining film.
  • FishmanFishman I find your lack of Hail Hydra! disturbingRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    RabidDeathMoose: Fire suppresion system has kicked in... I've lost sight of my target.

    Bedlam: Hold on...

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    Bedlam: Alpha sighted!

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    RabidDeathMoose: Firing!

    **Laser Weapon Fire**

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    Bedlam: Hold them back! Hold them back!

    **Plasma Weapon Discharge**
    **Plasma Weapon Discharge**

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    Bedlam: Alpha down!

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  • BrogeyBrogey High Maintenance Santa Monica, CASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Oh man, this is sooooooo awesome! :o

    Rank, don't let them trash my room or touch my stuff, please!

    Mori, protect your porn collection!

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  • timspork's ghosttimspork's ghost Ghostbuster Hook & Ladder 8Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Somebody get Rapid a more powerful gun. He could probably hold that hallway by himself with those sniper skills.

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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    No kidding. I don't think we've seen him miss once even from 2-3 screens out.

  • FishmanFishman I find your lack of Hail Hydra! disturbingRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    RabidDeathMoose: They just keep coming...
    Bedlam: They've seen too much of us. They know we're here. Time to change combat formation and catch them by surprise, before they start lobbing grenades down the corridor.

    Burning Organ: What do you mean?
    Bedlam: Time to switch positions with a heavy hitter. Theidar: come to my location and guard this junction!

    Theidar: <*Affirmative*>

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    Bedlam: Organ, RDM: Pull out. This should be enough to cause someone to have a bad day.
    RabidDeathMoose: Taking position at Theidar's old location, sir.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    you're putting in a robot instead of me?

    god I feel like I've been fucking downsized.

    When we get done with this, I'm taking the biggest fucking dump you ever saw in the science lab's coffee pot for building something to do all the good killing jobs for us

  • FishmanFishman I find your lack of Hail Hydra! disturbingRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Moriveth: Doc, how you doing? Can you make it to safety?
    Dr. Monsterror: I- I think so...

    Moriveth: Synth, patch up the Doc.
    Synthetic Orange: No problem.

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    Moriveth: Viv, we could use your help over here...
    Vivixenne: The coast is clear; no contacts.

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    I.H.N.I.W.T.R.: Confirm, I don't see anything either.
    Moriveth: Good.

    Synthetic Orange: Don't worry, Dr. Monsterror, you're not the worst patient I've seen. You've got a couple of bad wounds here, but nothing that can't be patched up.

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    Synthetic Orange: See? A little bandaging, a little alcohol, you're as good as new.
    Dr. Monsterror: Thank you, I'm feeling much better.

    RabidDeathMoose: Support moving to pos-

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    RabidDeathMoose: Whoa!

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  • IoloIolo i not L Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    They just keep coming...

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    HE NEEDS 15 TIME UNITS! STAT!

  • FishmanFishman I find your lack of Hail Hydra! disturbingRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Vivixenne: Alpha in the Access corridor! Here they come again!

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    **Plasma Weapon Discharge**

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    Vivixenne: Fuck!

    Orikaeshigitae: This corridor is clear, they must be coming your way this time.

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    Vivixenne: Great...

    **Plasma Weapon Discharge**

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    Vivixenne: Dammit, it's getting away.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Lemme at 'im, lemme at 'im!

  • timspork's ghosttimspork's ghost Ghostbuster Hook & Ladder 8Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Are we saving Rank in case everyone else dies or something? Someone give him a couple of dozen grenades at let him out already!

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Are we saving Rank in case everyone else dies or something? Someone give him a couple of dozen grenades at let him out already!

    yes this

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    I wanna make brass knuckles outta grenades

    get the science team on it stat

  • FishmanFishman I find your lack of Hail Hydra! disturbingRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fallout: Does anybody see anything?

    Orikaeshigitae: No, nothing.
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R.: My scope's negative.

    Woodroez: Where'd they all go?
    Vivixenne: I don't know, they've fallen back.
    Moriveth: Stay sharp. Something doesn't feel right.


    **Unknown Weapon Launch**

    **Unknown Weapon Direction Change**
    **Unknown Weapon Direction Change**

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Shit, that better not be a coke-seeking missile or we got a problem.

  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
  • WoodroezWoodroez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I think I just piped up in time to get something stuck in my he-

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