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Teth's Magical Pussy Adventure, or: Choose Your Own Misogyny
Druhim
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Registered User, ClubPA regular
This is a choose your own adventure where you, the audience, will play the part of Teth: playboy extraordinaire and all around awesome dude. You will be presented with several options, and the first post to choose an option will be the one I'll go with. Should at some point someone choose an option that results in a dead end to the story, I will of course go with the other option after describing the dead end. Or if there were more than two then you will choose from the remaining options to continue the adventure until the thread gets locked, you all lose interest, or I lose interest.
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Your name is Teth. It's Wednesday evening and you just got home from your totally sweet job as manager of a Blockbuster. It's time to make plans for another totally ballin' evening of cruising for pussy. You totally know you're handsome and can fake being rich, and women are so damn stupid. Especially the hot ones. Nothing can stand in the way of your quest for more pussy.
Do you:
You have:
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Your name is Teth. It's Wednesday evening and you just got home from your totally sweet job as manager of a Blockbuster. It's time to make plans for another totally ballin' evening of cruising for pussy. You totally know you're handsome and can fake being rich, and women are so damn stupid. Especially the hot ones. Nothing can stand in the way of your quest for more pussy.
Do you:
- Call Cindy, the 18 year old nympho with daddy issues?
- Call Jennifer, the 20 year single mom with low self esteem and a tramp stamp?
- Hit the bodega cruising for latin cougars?
- Meet your bro Chad at Nirv@na to cruise for drunk sorority girls that will totally make out with each other?
- Meet your bro Chad at The Manhole to cruise for faghags by posing as gay men?
You have:
- 3 bro points
- a mild infestation of pubic lice
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Meet your bro Chad at Nirv@na to cruise for drunk sorority girls that will totally make out with each other
Bro
E: Actually
5. Meet your bro Chad at The Manhole to cruise for faghags by posing as gay men!
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A man after my own heart.
> Call Cindy while searching for a third polo with a poppable collar
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This thread right here Dru
This is a thread I want to read
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oh boy forum adventure!
You decide it's a good evening to cruise for faghags. You call your bro Chad to make plans, and he quickly and vehemently disabuses you of your terrible idea. What were you thinking? Faghags are never worth the trouble. They always just want to talk about boys and how terrible they all are. That's why they're faghags. You lose 2 bro points.
Do you:
You have:
edit: Option 2
always go for chicks who will make out with each other
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Am I doing it right?
Latin cougars can be dangerous if you piss them off.
1. Call Cindy, the 18 year old nympho with daddy issues?
It's the best call
What spring does with the cherry trees.
I need to come to SE more often.
have to get bro points back
need to earn the secret chad bromance
MoMA owns that gay punctuation
> Option 1
Chad agrees that meeting at Nirv@na is a solid plan. You'll both pull some tail there for sure, and you might even manage a drunken foursome. Awesome! It's time to dress for the evening.
Do you:
You have:
you fools
EDIT: Oh thank god
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