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Cream Cheese Wars

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I am a man who enjoys pork in a variety of ways.

    Like, say, the air dried hams of southern Europe, the Serrano ham in particular.

    Fuck off and die.
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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I AM EATING A STEAK AS WELL

    with some diced up potatoes and carrots

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited April 2010
    why did i click this thread

    kusu i feel so sorry for you

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2010
    you should feel sorry for yourself
    you're the one who eats pork

    give me a nice chicken or cow instead

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    why did i click this thread

    kusu i feel so sorry for you

    I think I now know what a devout Christian man feels when his son turns atheist.

    Fuck off and die.
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    what the fuck is up with you guys and bacon

    I'm just saying, if I was asked if I wanted a cheeseburger or a bacon cheeseburger

    bacon cheeseburger wins every time

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited April 2010
    pork done right is goddamn amazing

    euphoric even

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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    What's your anti-pork issue, Kusu? Jewish, Muslim, vegetarian, or just don't like it?

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  • DsmartDsmart Registered User
    edited April 2010
    I made puerco pibil the other day.

    I defy anyone to dislike my puerco pibil' served over congri with a side of platanos maduros.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Okay... This looks bad.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh god I love pork so much

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kusu, do you think pigs are filthy animals?

    Do you not eat filthy animals?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited April 2010
    Pigs are really clean actually.

    And smart.

    They sure know how to make themselves delicious.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fari, shh, I'm making a reference.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    No, pigs are disgusting animals.

    I still love pork in all its forms though.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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  • DsmartDsmart Registered User
    edited April 2010
    Pigs really aren't that disgusting.

    Pig farms however..

    In any case they all end up pretty clean after you geld them and toss them in a boiling bathtub to shave the hair off.

    I doubt many of you have done this so naturally I will forgive your ignorance.

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  • ProbadProbad Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Relevant to this thread: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/pigs

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited April 2010
    Fari, shh, I'm making a reference.

    I know but still. The whole rolling around in the mud thing prevents insects from living on them. And they don't poop where they stand like say cows.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dsmart wrote: »
    Pigs really aren't that disgusting.

    Pig farms however..

    In any case they all end up pretty clean after you geld them and toss them in a boiling bathtub to shave the hair off.

    I doubt many of you have done this so naturally I will forgive your ignorance.

    Well, I suppose I was referring to pig farms. And I guess they're clean in the "Hey, is that one of my dead babies lying around I guess I'll clean it up by eating it." way.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited April 2010
    Pigs seem pretty effin filthy

    they're also magically delicious tho.

    I'M MAKIN THE CREAMY MUSHROOM AND SHRIMP PASTA! WOOO!

    Cept there was no fresh basil at the store, so I bought some wild mushrooms instead

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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I generally explain to friends that I don't dig on swine.

    Actually when I was very small I was told that a pig is a filthy animal. Because kids have no tact, when my babysitter told me about making stuffed pig intestines for Christmas I told her, "Don't you know a pig is a filthy animal?" And she said no, they clean them with lots of lemon.

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    http://numberblog.wordpress.com/
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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ahahaha the 30 minute orgasm. HILARIOUS!!!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited April 2010
    You know I've never tried pig tripe.

    Steamed beef tripe is delicious though.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cog what are you talking about

    are you on substances

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  • NastymanNastyman Registered User
    edited April 2010
    God what have I started. It was an innocent bacon joke. I'm sorry

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cog what are you talking about

    are you on substances

    I don't know!

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  • TallaclasseeTallaclassee you ever seen a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Pigs seem pretty effin filthy

    they're also magically delicious tho.

    I'M MAKIN THE CREAMY MUSHROOM AND SHRIMP PASTA! WOOO!

    Cept there was no fresh basil at the store, so I bought some wild mushrooms instead

    recipe pls

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I dislike pork so much. Large pig farms and pig-shit lagoons are so nasty

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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  • TallaclasseeTallaclassee you ever seen a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    pig shit lagoons?

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  • NastymanNastyman Registered User
    edited April 2010
    I dislike pork so much. Large pig farms and pig-shit lagoons are so nasty

    People have died by falling into those big pig shit pits.

    They're more of a pit than a lagoon really.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nastyman wrote: »
    I dislike pork so much. Large pig farms and pig-shit lagoons are so nasty

    People have died by falling into those big pig shit pits.

    They're more of a pit than a lagoon really.

    They are just the worst. ugh. I can;t believe humans willingly work with something so vile.

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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  • VivixenneVivixenne I will protect the innocent. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    if we're talking about flavored cheesecake, those tend to be somewhere between edible to good, but usually because of the toppings and through no virtue of the cheesecake itself.

    Lustre you realize there are more varieties of cheesecakes than just plain cheesecake + topping, right

    like a strawberry swirl or triple cirtrus of peanut-butter-chocolate cheesecake... those are the flavors of the cheesecake ITSELF

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    pump
    kin
    cheese
    cake

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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    if we're talking about flavored cheesecake, those tend to be somewhere between edible to good, but usually because of the toppings and through no virtue of the cheesecake itself.

    Lustre you realize there are more varieties of cheesecakes than just plain cheesecake + topping, right

    like a strawberry swirl or triple cirtrus of peanut-butter-chocolate cheesecake... those are the flavors of the cheesecake ITSELF

    plain cheesecake + topping is pretty delicious too

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ugh peanut butter.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I bought one of Neville's cheesecakes for thanksgiving.

    It was a big hit.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I like bacon.

    The issue is is that I don't eat very much salt in my diet and two rashes completely fucks up my water levels for like the entire day.

    This is because I usually drink about 4 liters of water a day and a big hit of salt just makes me retain almost all of it and I feel like shit for the rest of the day and can't really do any exercise.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited April 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Pigs seem pretty effin filthy

    they're also magically delicious tho.

    I'M MAKIN THE CREAMY MUSHROOM AND SHRIMP PASTA! WOOO!

    Cept there was no fresh basil at the store, so I bought some wild mushrooms instead

    recipe pls

    http://chaosinthekitchen.com/2008/10/fast-food-creamy-shrimp-and-mushroom-pasta/

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Bacon is good, I guess. I eat it once in a while, but not very often. The thick-sliced bacon is my favorite because it is easier to cook to perfection than the thinner stuff. I use it to make my grandmother's baked beans and it is good in that.

    Also a quick tip for some tasty green beans; cook in a few pieces of bacon with it - or put some bacon grease in the water. Delish!

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    carrot cake sucks.

    cheesecake sucks.

    wow buttcleft

    we agree on something

    I still think you are a big ol sack of cocks.

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
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