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Cream Cheese Wars

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    tlb is gonna bang kevin federline

    gonna do it

    don't think I won't

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i have a theory

    snookie is actually adam lambert

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    i have a theory

    snookie is actually adam lambert

    who is actually pete wentz

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    i have a theory

    snookie is actually adam lambert

    who is actually pete wentz

    who in turn is andy kaufman

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    i have a theory

    snookie is actually adam lambert

    who is actually pete wentz

    who in turn is andy kaufman

    What

    no

    shut up

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    natek wrote: »
    I don't even know who snookie is!

    it's the blanket with sleeves

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    mnollmnoll Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    watching snookie talk about finding a dude to date

    and hearing, essentially: "as long as he's tan and muscular, i'm not too picky"

    made me decide that my short-lived experiment in giving jersey shore the benefit of the doubt was a poor call

    mnoll on
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    scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Someone make a cookie thread so I don't look silly trying to make this into a cookie thread
    Which is what it should be because who gives a damn about snookie


    cookies are delicious

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cookies are delicious.

    I am planning on making some in the next two days, but I have to decide on a variety first.

    Personal opinion is leaning toward snickerdoodles currently.

    (I am subverting the Snookie topic for you, blvd)

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    mnollmnoll Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    chocolate chip

    is the best cookie

    it is a classic

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    FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    My mom makes delicious applesauce+chocolate chip cookies.

    They stay moist for ever. God I want one now

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    scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cookies are delicious.

    I am planning on making some in the next two days, but I have to decide on a variety first.

    Personal opinion is leaning toward snickerdoodles currently.

    (I am subverting the Snookie topic for you, blvd)

    I'm just imagining the little sound clip from UT2K4 when you steal one of the other teams vehicles
    and the announcer dude is all
    "Carjacked!"
    Youtube has failed me

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    NastymanNastyman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    My mom makes delicious applesauce+chocolate chip cookies.

    They stay moist for ever. God I want one now


    this little baking trick also works to keep cakes moist.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Chocolate chip are in fact the best cookie but sometimes you are in the mood for other kinds, you know?

    Like gingersnaps, or lemon bars, or oatmeal, or cranberry-macadamia nut...

    Lost Salient on
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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I do NOT like this creature or her kin or that damn show

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Those aren't even real Italians they are all racist all the time accusing others of not being Italian but they can't even SPEAK Italian.

    Sorry was forced to watch like half a season of this once.

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    NastymanNastyman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    You're all doing it wrong. This show is a comedy.
    Right? They're all acting right? Somebody please tell me people don't actually behave this way.

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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
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    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    those are the fuckin best

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    What the

    Guys those are hardly cookies

    Those are animal crackers covered in frosting.

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    NastymanNastyman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    And sprinkles!

    Nastyman on
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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    frosting and sprinkles!

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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nastyman wrote: »
    And sprinkles!

    :^::^:

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    NastymanNastyman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    cadmunky wrote: »
    Nastyman wrote: »
    And sprinkles!

    :^::^:

    ^5

    but seriously those things rock.

    I could only make it halfway through that video. I felt too embarassed for those people to keep watching.

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    How can someone prefer Hydrox to Oreos

    You are fundamentally broken as a person

    Some people prefer RC Cola to Coke.

    There are those in this world that are fucked up beyond belief and these minor tests are the only way to reveal who they are and mock them.

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/rc-cola-celebrates-10th-purchase,1674/

    :( i love rc cola.

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    BorommakotBorommakot Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I think one of my favorite parts of my freshmen year of college was when my mom sent me a box of cookies that had one that was the size of a medium pizza. I think it's a fact of life that the bigger a cookie is the better it tastes.
    Also, peppermint Joe Joe's win the award for best Oreo style cookie.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This show's only good point is that it is less abysmally horrible as The Hills...but only slightly.

    The sick thing is there are young people out there thinking these attitudes and behaviors need to be emulated.

    Has anyone here actually watched the Hills ever? It is almost literally equal to watching someone eat. And there's this "after show" where they discuss all the stupid crap that happened during the show and it's so bad I kept asking, begging the woman watching it to tell me it was just a joke. The whole thing HAS to be some elaborate bet that started with some guy in a suit saying, "I will bet you most people are stupid and shallow enough to watch this horrible horrible SHIT

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    think about it this way, Trent

    life will be more entertaining

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Not to the people that watch it. They kept wanting more and now there's some spinoff and that spinoff has a stupid weird after show too.

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    you don't have to watch it Trent

    you could just watch stuff on the internet

    like Hulu

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    scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    You could eat cookies Trent

    Be normal like the rest of us

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Apparently The Hills is on its final season.

    Things may be looking up, boys!

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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    nah those things are like a hydra, each time one is cancelled you get 2 spinoff shows

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    SwissLionSwissLion We are beside ourselves! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tim Tams are so great you guys.

    It is so great to have them readily available.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    SwissLion wrote: »
    Tim Tams are so great you guys.

    It is so great to have them readily available.

    Man, if I'm not careful, I end up eating a whole pack of them.

    If I am careful, I eat two packs.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    J-Wow lives in my town.

    I've never seen the Jersey Shore.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    You're right, Tim Tams are great.

    I hadn't tried them til I moved to Seoul. Two of my coworkers had spent time in Australia and I guess a Tim Tam Slam is a thing there? Or maybe they're lying.

    Either way, Tim Tams are on my "prohibited forever" list because I will eat them all and then throw up and then maybe think about eating more.

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    SwissLionSwissLion We are beside ourselves! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I recently found out Tim Tam Slam had its own wikipedia page.

    That is just absurd.

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