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babyeatingjesus

Hunter wrote: »

Here's another good one. This guy scientifically proves his point about evolution and creating new life with peanut butter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504&NR=1

I'd love to ask him one tiny question though. I'd like to know how many times he found proof of god inside a jar of peanut butter.

I just showed this to my wife who works as a microbiologist and chemist for the government's food science division and she literally got up and ran out of the room and yelled at me to never show her something like that again because it depresses her and gives her a real headache.

MrMonroe

Dichotomy wrote: »

Dichotomy wrote: »

how do you defend yourself against a theist armed with a banana

you release the lions

obviously

Ruby Rhod

babyeatingjesus wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

Here's another good one. This guy scientifically proves his point about evolution and creating new life with peanut butter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504&NR=1

I'd love to ask him one tiny question though. I'd like to know how many times he found proof of god inside a jar of peanut butter.

I just showed this to my wife who works as a microbiologist and chemist for the government's food science division and she literally got up and ran out of the room and yelled at me to never show her something like that again because it depresses her and gives her a real headache.

Never let this woman go.

Ruby Rhod

Dichotomy wrote: »

Dichotomy wrote: »

how do you defend yourself against a theist armed with a banana

you release the bear

babyeatingjesus

Ruby Rhod wrote: »

babyeatingjesus wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

Here's another good one. This guy scientifically proves his point about evolution and creating new life with peanut butter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504&NR=1

I'd love to ask him one tiny question though. I'd like to know how many times he found proof of god inside a jar of peanut butter.

I just showed this to my wife who works as a microbiologist and chemist for the government's food science division and she literally got up and ran out of the room and yelled at me to never show her something like that again because it depresses her and gives her a real headache.

Never let this woman go.

But who will I take to my banana church?

Dichotomy

Dichotomy wrote: »

Dichotomy wrote: »

how do you defend yourself against a theist armed with a banana

you release the tiger

then, you eat the banana, thus disarming him

you have now rendered him helpless

Faricazy

The first 25 seconds of the peanut butter video are causing me physical pain.

The Geek

Ruby Rhod wrote: »

babyeatingjesus wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

Here's another good one. This guy scientifically proves his point about evolution and creating new life with peanut butter.

sniptube

I'd love to ask him one tiny question though. I'd like to know how many times he found proof of god inside a jar of peanut butter.

I just showed this to my wife who works as a microbiologist and chemist for the government's food science division and she literally got up and ran out of the room and yelled at me to never show her something like that again because it depresses her and gives her a real headache.

Never let this woman go.

Put springy snakes inside a jar of peanut butter and wait for her to make a sandwich.

Hunter

babyeatingjesus wrote: »

Ruby Rhod wrote: »

babyeatingjesus wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

Here's another good one. This guy scientifically proves his point about evolution and creating new life with peanut butter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504&NR=1

I'd love to ask him one tiny question though. I'd like to know how many times he found proof of god inside a jar of peanut butter.

I just showed this to my wife who works as a microbiologist and chemist for the government's food science division and she literally got up and ran out of the room and yelled at me to never show her something like that again because it depresses her and gives her a real headache.

Never let this woman go.

But who will I take to my banana church?

Stick the banana into a jar of peanut butter and you get 3 wishes from god.

babyeatingjesus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xywqv1cDH8&feature=related

The Geek

I want these people from these two videos to get together and make a peanut butter and banana sandwich and talk about how the sandwich proves god exists.

Bedlam

Dichotomy wrote: »

how do you defend yourself against a theist armed with a banana

That ones easy.

Now what do you do if he has a pointed stick?

FirmSkater

The Banana guy rescinded his argument. Apparently he didn't know that modern bananas were grown to have the properties he thinks god gave them.

That guy is a fucking moron though. He and Kirk Cameron released that 150th anniversary copy of the Origin of Species where they explain that Darwin was actually a racist who just made everything up.

babyeatingjesus

The Geek wrote: »

I want these people from these two videos to get together and make a peanut butter and banana sandwich and talk about how the sandwich proves god exists.

The sandwich is a perversion of God's will. It represents gay marriage.

Jedoc

So one Christmas I was giving my then-girlfriend a ride home from college for the holidays. Her parents lived about halfway between us and my parents, so I crashed on their couch and continued on in the morning. I'd been dating this girl for several months, but this was the first time I'd met her mom.

My girlfriend went to take a shower, leaving me alone with her mom in the kitchen while she fixed dinner. Since the conversation was made up entirely of lulls at this point, I picked up a packet from the table to examine it. The little brother had apparently gone on a field trip to the Natural History Museum and brought back a packet of sea monkeys billing themselves as "Trilobites: Pets From the Age of the Dinosaurs!"

She glanced over her shoulder and laughed when she saw what I was looking at. "Isn't that funny?"

I was about to agree that selling brine shrimp as a species that had gone extinct millions of years ago was indeed pretty ballsy when she continued. "Of course all animals are from the age of the dinosaurs."

If anybody had been looking directly at my face, I'm pretty sure they could have seen the Hitchcock zoom.

Antimatter

babyeatingjesus wrote: »

The Geek wrote: »

I want these people from these two videos to get together and make a peanut butter and banana sandwich and talk about how the sandwich proves god exists.

The sandwich is a perversion of God's will. It represents gay marriage.

Sandwich, I trusted you!

Faricazy

FirmSkater wrote: »

The Banana guy rescinded his argument. Apparently he didn't know that modern bananas were grown to have the properties he thinks god gave them.

That guy is a fucking moron though. He and Kirk Cameron released that 150th anniversary copy of the Origin of Species where they explain that Darwin was actually a racist who just made everything up.

On the other hand they gave out free copies of Origin so thanks for that.

babyeatingjesus

Faricazy wrote: »

FirmSkater wrote: »

The Banana guy rescinded his argument. Apparently he didn't know that modern bananas were grown to have the properties he thinks god gave them.

That guy is a fucking moron though. He and Kirk Cameron released that 150th anniversary copy of the Origin of Species where they explain that Darwin was actually a racist who just made everything up.

On the other hand they gave out free copies of Origin so thanks for that.

I would kill for one of those editions.

Dichotomy

but trilobites weren't around during the age of the dinosaurs!

that story is full of scientific inaccuracies

Koshian

I was looking up the movies kirk cameron has been in and WOAH WAIT UP NOW

I REMEMBER THAT

I REMEMBER DISNEY CHANNEL ORIGINAL MOVIES

Ruby Rhod

Good lord, there are so many!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_conspiracy_theories

Platypus Beirut

My parents bought me a trilobite fossil for my collection when I was a kid. I have no idea whether it's a real fossil or faked.

BoredGamer

Don't post a list of theories!

OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

Koshian

here, let me help

Ruby Rhod wrote: »

Good lord, there are so many!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Disney_Channel_Original_Movies

Ruby Rhod

Jesse Ventura has a conspiracy TV show?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBAM55nojDA

Edit- Koshian :o D: (I swear that link took me to a list of conspiracy theory movies before. The government must be behind this!)

Antimatter

Koshian wrote: »

here, let me help

Ruby Rhod wrote: »

Good lord, there are so many!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Disney_Channel_Original_Movies

oh man, Zenon

Jedoc

Platypus Beirut wrote: »

My parents bought me a trilobite fossil for my collection when I was a kid. I have no idea whether it's a real fossil or faked.

It wouldn't be surprising if it were real. Trilobites were all over the place, and they were practically designed to become fossils. Since they're small enough and solid enough to be easily extracted intact, they're one of the most frequently-sold fossil specimens. You can get a real one for under thirty bucks if you're buying from a rock shop and not a museum's gift shop.

Platypus Beirut

I also own an ammonite fossil with attached tentacles. I know it's not a forgery because I found it myself in a plate of Solnhofen limestone. I almost broke it the last time I handled it. I'm a clumsy motherfucker. I also once lost a coin from the age of Louis XIV under a vending machine. I'm not making this up.

DontShootToasters

Antimatter wrote: »

Koshian wrote: »

here, let me help

Ruby Rhod wrote: »

Good lord, there are so many!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Disney_Channel_Original_Movies

oh man, Zenon

I fuckin LOVED Zenon!

Koshian

what about zenon: the zequel

Platypus Beirut

Jedoc wrote: »

Platypus Beirut wrote: »

My parents bought me a trilobite fossil for my collection when I was a kid. I have no idea whether it's a real fossil or faked.

It wouldn't be surprising if it were real. Trilobites were all over the place, and they were practically designed to become fossils. Since they're small enough and solid enough to be easily extracted intact, they're one of the most frequently-sold fossil specimens. You can get a real one for under thirty bucks if you're buying from a rock shop and not a museum's gift shop.

Thanks. It looks and feels very real. But I've been mistrustful ever since my first biology teacher told me twelve years ago that it's probably fake.

Tam

isn't there one that says crude oil is formed deep in the Earth's mantle independent of organic matter?

Antimatter

what
there's going to be a High School Musical 4
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

DontShootToasters

oh man

Halloweentown
Phantom of the Megaplex

Having a nostalgia overload over here

Koshian

look at some of these fucking posters

Koshian

Viscount Islands

Antimatter wrote: »

what
there's going to be a High School Musical 4
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Like

With different actors or...

College Musical?

Antimatter

KOSHIAN

Platypus Beirut

I've always thought that it's a strange concept that vampires have elongated canines. Do they magically grow after they've died?

Hunter

Antimatter wrote: »

KOSHIAN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4IQZ-Elx8Y