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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Wimble wrote: »
    any N fans here?

    If you haven't heard of it, check it out

    had many a good times with it

    All the 20s are fucking bullshit. Regular humans cannot accomplish these feats of acrobatic awesome.

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User
    edited April 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    tangentially related: Spelunky is consuming my life

    yes, this

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  • GoatmonGoatmon You Are An Experience Make Sure You're a Good ExperienceRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Winning that game was very satisfying.

    Took soooooooooo many deaths, but I fucking beat it.

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  • FuzzFuzz Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    176000 feet with the baseball bat

    edit: 203000

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    love thiose cannons

    shoot low because a lot of the time you get 2 cannons in a row and that is cruise control for fuckfast

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    also one time i was going SO FAST, went above 2000, came back down, but it so many wasps I went BACK up to like 7000 without hitting the ground

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    okay just got the mace

    this game has crossed into full-on ridiculous speed

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The instructions say something about clicking to punch the nerd again but I can't figure out how

    I click and click but it makes no difference so he just goes like 3000 feet and then I suck

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    240k and counting

    going a billion mph

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • GoatmonGoatmon You Are An Experience Make Sure You're a Good ExperienceRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    SoaL wrote: »
    The instructions say something about clicking to punch the nerd again but I can't figure out how

    I click and click but it makes no difference so he just goes like 3000 feet and then I suck

    You have to wait until he's back on the ground and then click agian.

    I wait until JUST as he hits the lowest altitude and get a power smash (or whatever it's called) as a result.

    You can get them consecutively, and get upwards of 100k pretty easily.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    aw there's a max speed you can go

    booo

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    oh wait

    no there isn't

    O_O

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Goatmon wrote: »
    SoaL wrote: »
    The instructions say something about clicking to punch the nerd again but I can't figure out how

    I click and click but it makes no difference so he just goes like 3000 feet and then I suck

    You have to wait until he's back on the ground and then click agian.

    I wait until JUST as he hits the lowest altitude and get a power smash (or whatever it's called) as a result.

    You can get them consecutively, and get upwards of 100k pretty easily.

    i am the worst and still cannot get it

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fuzz wrote: »

    augh infuriating

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  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mine is at 350k and still climbing, he just keeps hitting stuff.

    Tinychat is dead. Long live Tinychat. D3 BTag: Aphostile#1366 : Steam - ADD ME JERKS : | Xbox Live : LastAphostile | PS4 : Aphostile
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  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    SoaL wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    SoaL wrote: »
    The instructions say something about clicking to punch the nerd again but I can't figure out how

    I click and click but it makes no difference so he just goes like 3000 feet and then I suck

    You have to wait until he's back on the ground and then click agian.

    I wait until JUST as he hits the lowest altitude and get a power smash (or whatever it's called) as a result.

    You can get them consecutively, and get upwards of 100k pretty easily.

    i am the worst and still cannot get it

    You can't hit him again until you've upgraded your accuracy (the crosshair) and earned a power smash.

    You'll know you have one when you see your character running behind the nerd after you hit him. Also, there will be a little +1 indicator in the corner. You can have quite a few of them.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    goddamn

    I played that helicopter game in 9th grade

    that was like 11 years ago

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  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Awesome, just got him up to 23k height.

    EDIT: The bounce alone knocked him back up to 11k, ahaha.

    Tinychat is dead. Long live Tinychat. D3 BTag: Aphostile#1366 : Steam - ADD ME JERKS : | Xbox Live : LastAphostile | PS4 : Aphostile
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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Update: 308,238

    525,116

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    OK, I got him to 609432, I'm going to bed. I should really have been working on my own flash game instead of playing this one, but oh well.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    fuck

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i JUST realized you can buy items as well as weapons

    whoops

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    And here I was all proud of breaking a hundredsomething thousand with my second or third try with the salami

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    717,544

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    Steam PSN: natek7
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    it's frightening how good natek is at web games

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fuck you guys, I was playing TF2.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fuck you guys, I was playing TF2.

    where were you four hours ago

    I had to go pubbing and it SUCKED

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    it's frightening how good natek is at web games

    Natek is a filthy liar.

    717,544 isn't even a real number.

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    988,309

    I am pissed

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    Steam PSN: natek7
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    how do you even GET that much

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    the ice sword and items to increase bees and boost stats

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i've been trying to increase cannons

    although i STILL never hit them

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    also get 6 perfect power smashes

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    yer a wizard

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo noooooooooooo Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Open your eyeeeees

    3DS Friend Code: 2766-8209-8772. Nintendo Network ID: Didge7
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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo noooooooooooo Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I see



    your eyes are open

    3DS Friend Code: 2766-8209-8772. Nintendo Network ID: Didge7
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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo noooooooooooo Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Wear no disguiiiiise for me

    Come into the open

    When It's cold! Outside!

    Am I here in Vaiiiiiiin? HOLD ON! TO THE NIGHT!

    3DS Friend Code: 2766-8209-8772. Nintendo Network ID: Didge7
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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo noooooooooooo Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    3DS Friend Code: 2766-8209-8772. Nintendo Network ID: Didge7
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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    AALWAYS I WANNA BEEE WITH YOUU!

    AND MAKE BELIIEVE WITH YOU!

    AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONYY!

    OHHH LOOOOVE

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
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