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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    hey man I really liked the demo and I'm gonna buy it later shut up

  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    edited May 2011
    You shut the fuck up, what part of fucking going back in time and like it and get 2 copies for a cheaper price than one is now.

    Fuck you Valve

    Also You fucking Suck at terraria, phoenix blaster up your fucking ass you piece of shit, I will destroy you asshole.

    Fucking Star cannon hailmary in your fucking ass, fuck you.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    edited May 2011
    VALVE FUCKING VALVE FUCKER I WILL SHOOT SO MANY FUCKING STARS UP YOUR ASS, I WILL THEN CRAWL INSIDE THE NEWLY FORMED ANUS GALAXY IN YOUR REAR AND FORGE A FUCKING ASGARDIAN ARTIFACT YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    edited May 2011
    See what you fucking do, I've only been here for what 14 minutes? Just wanted to talk about frozen synapse and I'm already bothered to hell and back.

    Yeah 14 fucking minutes, congratulations ValveJ on being such a piece of shit.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    meta, you always make me laugh.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    edited May 2011
    Someone that gets it

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    edited May 2011
    Oh I am already here so let me make post about something you fucks should be looking out for.

    This one goes out for those who are into Roguelikes and Mystery Dungeon shit alike.

    DUNGEONS OF DREDMOR YOU FUCKING PEOPLE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNHzcmWKQYc&feature=channel_video_title

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i think they need to make a Warhammer Fantasy RPG.

    like, a single player rpg, in the vein of oblivion, but with much more visceral, ability-based combat and really, really varied environments. and huge battles between the various armies and such.

    this is what i want.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    edited May 2011
    Well they are making spacemarine, because no one gives a shit about warhammer.

    They really need to make Blood bowl 40k, in the year 40,000 there is only bloodsports because thats how we settle our differences.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Polar Warbear ˁ ͡° ᴥ ͡°ˀRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sissy's Magical Ponycorn Adventure

    It's like Axe Cop, but a game instead of a comic, and written by a 5 year old girl instead of a boy, and she also did the art.

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    frozen synapse looks pretty cool

    also they are doing it 2 for 1 at the moment it looks like

    who wants to gift me a good ten dollar game and I'll gift you my extra copy of frozen synapse?

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Polar Warbear ˁ ͡° ᴥ ͡°ˀRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    frozen synapse looks pretty cool

    also they are doing it 2 for 1 at the moment it looks like

    who wants to gift me a good ten dollar game and I'll gift you my extra copy of frozen synapse?

    Yeah man. Anything in particular you want?

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Well they are making spacemarine, because no one gives a shit about warhammer.

    They really need to make Blood bowl 40k, in the year 40,000 there is only bloodsports because thats how we settle our differences.

    i'll tell you what they need to fucking make is a goddamn new mutant league football game.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    edited May 2011
    oh okay thats cool, cause people gotta get up on that synapse.

    Alternatively they can port the tabletop 40k into a fucking strategy game with randomly generated environments (with the ability to use pre-mades), and like they are doing with DoW2, you can purchase characters to use in the game. So you are still spending a lot of money, just not as much along, with the time and effort to set up your army.

    Got your basic armies available from the start, then get your variants from some kind of campaign unlocks, dlc unit sets and additional armies come with expansions. Simple shit people.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    VALVE FUCKING VALVE FUCKER I WILL SHOOT SO MANY FUCKING STARS UP YOUR ASS, I WILL THEN CRAWL INSIDE THE NEWLY FORMED ANUS GALAXY IN YOUR REAR AND FORGE A FUCKING ASGARDIAN ARTIFACT YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

    I can always count on you for a laugh

  • GoatmonGoatmon Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Should of bought the pre-order cause that would of given you 2 copies, but whatever its not like I said that or anything a fucking year ago.

    Should have.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    goatman he is going to strip the flesh from your bones and show it to you

  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Why the fuck isn't La Mulana for Wii out yet

    I know it's probably gonna be as disappointing as Cave Story Wii was but god damnit I still want it now

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    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
  • GoatmonGoatmon Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sissy's Magical Ponycorn Adventure

    It's like Axe Cop, but a game instead of a comic, and written by a 5 year old girl instead of a boy, and she also did the art.

    This is adorable.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    edited May 2011
    Did somebody say LA MULANA

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  • MizuumiMizuumi Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ledneh wrote: »
    as disappointing as Cave Story Wii was

    i too was disappointed by the wii port
    Spoiler:

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Should of bought the pre-order cause that would of given you 2 copies, but whatever its not like I said that or anything a fucking year ago.

    Should have.

    Would have.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mizuumi wrote: »
    Ledneh wrote: »
    as disappointing as Cave Story Wii was

    i too was disappointed by the wii port
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    :x

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    frozen synapse looks pretty cool

    also they are doing it 2 for 1 at the moment it looks like

    who wants to gift me a good ten dollar game and I'll gift you my extra copy of frozen synapse?

    Yeah man. Anything in particular you want?

    Terraria, I suppose, but I'm not that enthusiastic about it

    if there's a really good $5-10 game you want to recommend I'm willing to look into it

    or I'll just buy it now and I can hold the favor in reserve until something really cool hits the market

    what is your steam ID? I do not think we are friends yet.

  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Oh I am already here so let me make post about something you fucks should be looking out for.

    This one goes out for those who are into Roguelikes and Mystery Dungeon shit alike.

    DUNGEONS OF DREDMOR YOU FUCKING PEOPLE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNHzcmWKQYc&feature=channel_video_title

    Those eybrows.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    edited May 2011
    They are some real motherfucking eyebrows

    Only helps sell the game with "Mathemagics" as a skill

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I beat that five year old's game, it was easy as shit.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Oh I am already here so let me make post about something you fucks should be looking out for.

    This one goes out for those who are into Roguelikes and Mystery Dungeon shit alike.

    DUNGEONS OF DREDMOR YOU FUCKING PEOPLE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNHzcmWKQYc&feature=channel_video_title

    this looks right up my alley

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User
    edited May 2011
    somebody find me a flash game that's deep

    or artistic

    i fucking love those kind of flash games

    i feel like ive played them all though

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I am so sick of games with slow piano music and obtuse narrative text fading in slowly

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Polar Warbear ˁ ͡° ᴥ ͡°ˀRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User
    edited May 2011
    somebody give me a short poignant message about the human condition or society quick

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011

    So this is basically the Japanese version of Wacky Races.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    edited May 2011
    Alright some peeps like their synapses getting frozen, so I steam grouped it.

    Get in there so we can get some games going

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited May 2011
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    somebody find me a flash game that's deep

    or artistic

    i fucking love those kind of flash games

    i feel like ive played them all though

    have you played Coil

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Crushing pussy; Marry a man Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Man, I got so into sodding Gemcraft Labyrinth that I appeared to donate some cash to unlock the bonus skills. Hopefully those two pounds or whatever will get the next one cranked out tout suite.

    Tower Defence with RPG elements is my Achille's heel.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Man, I got so into sodding Gemcraft Labyrinth that I appeared to donate some cash to unlock the bonus skills. Hopefully those two pounds or whatever will get the next one cranked out tout suite.

    Tower Defence with RPG elements is my Achille's heel.

    I also bought the 'premium edition'.

    In fact, I am playing it now, in another tab. I'll be level 180 soon!

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So much time wasted on this thing

    Its a CCG with everything I usually hate about flash games: AP restricted number of actions, pay to play hooks, etc.

    But having a hand of 3 cards and choosing which one to play (game doesn't play for you), along with duels not using AP, a raid mechanic, multiple ways to earn cards, and the ability to earn gold (slowly) to get most every card has me hooked. Pretty sure this is made by the same people that did Warstorm and its ilk, but this one avoids alot of the pitfalls of the previous games.

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Kongregate is running a Green Lantern promotion with two new games - they're both pretty good!

    Closure

    and

    Help! It's The Unfinished Shadow Game

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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Druhim wrote: »

    So this is basically the Japanese version of Wacky Races.

    What.... the... hell

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