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  • MizuumiMizuumi Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    what is the message in the plates in KOLM II supposed to mean
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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Mizuumi wrote: »
    what is the message in the plates in KOLM II supposed to mean
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

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  • MizuumiMizuumi Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    okay, i'd just never heard of that game before

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  • StraightziStraightzi WITNESS ME Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    It was essentially this big entertaining game, and had all these important seeming letters to collect.
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Jacob and the Gyrocopter. Play a shump using your own mp3s. From nerdook.

    Carboard box assembler.Puzzle/platformer inside a cube.

    Schizophrenzy Uhh. Platformer where you try hard not to go crazy but it is kind of inevitable.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo A lemon squeezed in the salty fist of Poseidon Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Mizuumi wrote: »
    okay, i'd just never heard of that game before

    Ico? It's kind of a big deal. Maybe there will be a release on the PS3. I imagine finding it for the PS2 would be a real ballache.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    wasnt ico the first game to ever have bloom

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Beasteh wrote: »
    wasnt ico the first game to ever have bloom

    And a fairly brown pallet.

    Truly it has paved the way for next gen graphics.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Mizuumi wrote: »
    okay, i'd just never heard of that game before

    Ico? It's kind of a big deal. Maybe there will be a release on the PS3. I imagine finding it for the PS2 would be a real ballache.

    I take it you haven't heard of this?

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Dinosaur Zookeeper

    exactly what it sounds like. damned hard, too.

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited June 2011
    triceratops: the bastard of the cretaceous

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    this is accurate to jurassic park because that fucking t rex

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/571844

    hey look. it's a game from the guys who did toss the turtle, only now the goal is to go UP instead of sideways. this one's based a lot more on skill than Toss The Turtle, which was mostly luck.

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    That dinosaur game is all fine and good until one of your dinosaurs goes apeshit crazy for no reason and wreck all the cages of your more temperamental creatures.

    "Hey, you did well this week. As your reward we're giving you a major pain in the ass dinosaur!"

    And screw some of those challenges. And not telling you that electric gates are useless.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Electric gates are only useful for keeping in the longneck

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    electric fences contain brachiosaurus and kill small dinos

    the dinos go crazy if you have them in enclosures that are too small

    my current configuration is something like, t-rex alone in an electric fence, velociraptors and allosaurus roam their own enclosure, brachiosaurus and stegosaurus together in an electric fence, parasaurolophus in a cage, and then triceratops in a tiny cage within that cage

    and pterodactyl goes wherever the fuck

    it works until they all decide JAILBREAK

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    pterodactyl is the real wildcard

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    druhim pls comment on the historical accuracy of this dinosaur game

    tia

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    AMP'd wrote: »
    druhim pls comment on the historical accuracy of this dinosaur game

    tia

    <3

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited June 2011
    think I found the best setup:

    brachiosaurs and stegs have a whole area for themselves
    raptors and pterosaurs in a medium regular cage
    rexs and allosaurs get a whole area for themselves
    paras wherever

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Macera wrote: »
    think I found the best setup:

    brachiosaurs and stegs have a whole area for themselves
    raptors and pterosaurs in a medium regular cage
    rexs and allosaurs get a whole area for themselves
    paras wherever

    this one ended with immediate allosaurus death

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    edited June 2011
    shoot all paras on sight

    Problem Solved

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    edited June 2011
    HEY YOU

    YEAH YOU FUCKER

    EVER WANNA PLAY DF CAUSE IT SEEMS REAL INTERESTING BUT YOU ARE TOO FUCKING LAZY TO WORK IT OUT? THEN DO I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU:

    FEATURE LENGTH PRESENTATION OF HOW TO PLAY DWARF FORTRESS

    FOR JUST TWO HOURS AND THIRTY THREE MINUTES YOU TOO CAN LOSE HOURS OF YOUR LIFE DIGGING A SHITTY CAVE AND GETTING EATEN BY FISH FUCK YES.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn1iW1QN7_s

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    What if I'm too lazy to work that video out?

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited June 2011
    just read Bravemule

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    That is even more work.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon You Are An Experience Make Sure You're a Good ExperienceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Dinosaur Zookeeper

    exactly what it sounds like. damned hard, too.

    That game needs an Erase Fence tool.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    HEY YOU

    YEAH YOU FUCKER

    EVER WANNA PLAY DF CAUSE IT SEEMS REAL INTERESTING BUT YOU ARE TOO FUCKING LAZY TO WORK IT OUT? THEN DO I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU:

    FEATURE LENGTH PRESENTATION OF HOW TO PLAY DWARF FORTRESS

    FOR JUST TWO HOURS AND THIRTY THREE MINUTES YOU TOO CAN LOSE HOURS OF YOUR LIFE DIGGING A SHITTY CAVE AND GETTING EATEN BY FISH FUCK YES.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn1iW1QN7_s

    this is what I need

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    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!
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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    edited June 2011
    I didn't mention it but I think that video is just his entire video tutorial shit put into one place, you can get a pretty easy start by just watching the first few videos in his series.

    To make things easier download the "Lazy Newb Pack" that will come with a bunch of shit you can change to make the game easier or prettier.

    I prefer Iron Hand's graphic set, sometimes the april fools pack when i'm feeling giddy.

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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    This is not flash. So disappointed.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Goatmon wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Dinosaur Zookeeper

    exactly what it sounds like. damned hard, too.

    That game needs an Erase Fence tool.

    it has one

    it's called "stegosaurus"

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    meta?

    giddy?

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I'm enjoying this immensely, so far.

    Carl Sagan, I am at the Gym.
    It has been years since your passing, and I am
    Curling weights with magnificent ease.
    I’m stronger than I’ve ever been
    And the guy at the front desk knows me.
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  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    watch a long-ass tutorial.. or a good movie

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    you're on an internet forum, langly

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Langly wrote: »

    That is extremely frustrating

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    AMP'd wrote: »
    you're on an internet forum, langly

    shit!

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