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GREAT NEWS EVERYONE, DRINKS ARE ON XENU

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    isn't scientology full of ghosts and shit

    rather, don't scientologists believe they are full of ghosts and shit

    well the shit is mostly relegated to the intestinal tract but I assume the ghosts are evenly dispersed throughout the body

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  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks License Number 137596Registered User regular
    Wimble wrote: »
    xenu is the bad guy who sent the spirits that plague us to earth

    he tossed them into volcanoes, I believe

    well, I don't believe that, but

    goddamnit
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Doesnt Xenu have his own 747 jet too or something?

    Actually, it's a Douglas DC-8

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    STEAM ME BABY
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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also wimble is hubbard too

    consarn it!

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    i should get feebsicle to come in here and post about the scientologist she knows

    #canadian #sorry
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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    if you guys haven't read it

    the apology for Battlefield Earth from the screenwriter

    I posted this like two weeks ago and was ridiculed and scorned.

    Scorned.

    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

    Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
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  • Solid BonesSolid Bones Registered User
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    VS.

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    ....FIGHT!

    Tea and Scrabble
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • FearghaillFearghaill TEAM NICKRegistered User regular
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Could any other world leader take Vladimir Putin in a fight?

    I actually don't think so. Putin trained in Sambo, and has a 6th dan in judo. He probably spars with his bodyguards.

    What? This is amazing.

    Putin is a fucking badass.
    Though he is not the first world leader to practice judo, Putin is the first leader to move forward into the advanced levels. Currently, Putin holds a 6th dan (red/white belt) and is best known for his Harai Goshi (sweeping hip throw). Putin earned Master of Sports (Soviet and Russian sport title) in Judo in 1975 and in Sambo in 1973. At a state visit to Japan, Putin was invited to the Kodokan Institute where he showed the students and Japanese officials different judo techniques.

    I mean, he's still a terrible human being. But he's a terrible human being that could fuck me up in a fight.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    ON A HORSE

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    didn't germany do this, like say scientology is not a religion, at all

    rat.jpg facebook? tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Wishlist! satan here!
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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    I think putin has been preparing all of his life for james bond. He knows he is coming, and he will be ready.

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    A horse with a fabulous mane of hair.

    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

    Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    So when is Tom Cruise going to invade Moscow?

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    god you have no idea how often I wish I could get carte blanche in clearwater

    even just for a day

    pip, do me a favor. relive my glory days by loading this-

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    with the cheapest perfume money can buy. then go hunting for anything in a uniform on court street.

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    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    if any world leader is a james bond villain it's ahmenejadlkadhladhjahd

    Play LoL
    STEAM
    Spoiler:
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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    A horse with a fabulous mane of hair.

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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  • AntimatterAntimatter The First Mechanized Ninja Repent!Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    if any world leader is a james bond villain it's ahmenejadlkadhladhjahd
    but Kim Jong Il's monster movie making scheme

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    oh christ cad, you used to live down here?

    in clearwater no less

    poor bastard

    Play LoL
    STEAM
    Spoiler:
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  • StaxeonStaxeon Registered User
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    A horse with a fabulous mane of hair.

    Putin rides the Antonio Bandaras of horses.

    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.    (Twitter)
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    if any world leader is a james bond villain it's ahmenejadlkadhladhjahd
    but Kim Jong Il's monster movie making scheme

    kim jong is a comic book villain

    Play LoL
    STEAM
    Spoiler:
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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    putin has the same look of disdain in every picture

    in fact im pretty sure there are only three individual pictures of putin that exist, and that everything else we've seen is his head photo shopped onto a stunt man's body

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  • AntimatterAntimatter The First Mechanized Ninja Repent!Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    if any world leader is a james bond villain it's ahmenejadlkadhladhjahd
    but Kim Jong Il's monster movie making scheme

    kim jong is a comic book villain
    fair enough

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  • SeriouslySeriously Maarebas Registered User regular
    The_Reflection wrote: »
    Actually Xenu will be pleased. The scientologists fight xenu, so if their silly goosish behaviors are banned, then Xenu will be able to conquer Russia more easily.

    Thank you

    Good lord how can everyone make this mistake?

    Hubbard is God/good




    Xenu is evil

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User
    lol scientology and everything

    But to be honest I'm pretty glad that I live in a country where censorship like this would never fly

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    A horse with a fabulous mane of hair.

    0.jpg

    Clearly you cannot distinguish between a horse and a cow, sir.

    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

    Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
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  • AntimatterAntimatter The First Mechanized Ninja Repent!Registered User regular
    Seriously wrote: »
    The_Reflection wrote: »
    Actually Xenu will be pleased. The scientologists fight xenu, so if their silly goosish behaviors are banned, then Xenu will be able to conquer Russia more easily.

    Thank you

    Good lord how can everyone make this mistake?

    Hubbard is God/good




    Xenu is evil

    Einhorn is a man

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    weaves are made from horse hair

    Play LoL
    STEAM
    Spoiler:
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    weaves are made from horse hair

    Weavers are made from horse penis.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    weaves are made from horse hair

    Weavers are made from horse penis.

    WHY THE LONG FACE

    Play LoL
    STEAM
    Spoiler:
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  • StaxeonStaxeon Registered User
    Putin's horse has a weave of Samson's hair.

    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.    (Twitter)
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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    weaves are made from horse hair

    Weavers are made from horse penis.

    WHY THE LONG FACE

    HOW ELSE WOULD I STORE ALL THIS HORSECOCK IN MY MOUTH

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    oh christ cad, you used to live down here?

    in clearwater no less

    poor bastard

    oh my yes. they used to fill the streets from sidewalk to sidewalk in those snappy shorts and lapeled shirts.

    such easy prey.

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    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
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  • AntimatterAntimatter The First Mechanized Ninja Repent!Registered User regular
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    weaves are made from horse hair

    Weavers are made from horse penis.

    WHY THE LONG FACE

    HOW ELSE WOULD I STORE ALL THIS HORSECOCK IN MY MOUTH

    D:

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    weaves are made from horse hair

    Weavers are made from horse penis.

    WHY THE LONG FACE

    HOW ELSE WOULD I STORE ALL THIS HORSECOCK IN MY MOUTH

    D:

    you and i both know that that is not even close to the worst penis-related thing we have heard

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  • AntimatterAntimatter The First Mechanized Ninja Repent!Registered User regular
    well, I was used to sweet and happy things from you in the art thread

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    ive got artblock

    ;.;

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  • Kool-Aid GuyKool-Aid Guy Registered User
    I have to post this everytime someone mentions fake religions or scientology

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOU-s28Zn4A

    OH YEEEAAAAHHH
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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    weaves are made from horse hair

    Weavers are made from horse penis.

    WHY THE LONG FACE

    HOW ELSE WOULD I STORE ALL THIS HORSECOCK IN MY MOUTH

    D:

    you and i both know that that is not even close to the worst penis-related thing we have heard

    mrhands.mpg

    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

    Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
    • Agree Awesome
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    if you guys haven't read it

    the apology for Battlefield Earth from the screenwriter

    I like how he got into this by trying to fuck chicks

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    Google+
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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    Lets be honest thats how everybody gets into everything

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Can't blame a guy for trying to get some strange.

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