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What Would You Do With A Million Bajillion Dollars

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  • OrmiOrmi Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    i would have the best cocaine party ever.

    indoor snow except with cocaine. making coke angels on the floor. DECADENCE

    Ormi on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    It is my birthday.

    Make me things.

    Projeck on
  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited April 2010
    Ormi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    i would have the best cocaine party ever.

    indoor snow except with cocaine. making coke angels on the floor. DECADENCE

    Making cokemen

    having cokeball fights

    Macera on
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I would buy farcical amounts of lego

    and build whatever the fuck I wanted

    Dichotomy on
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    Ormi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    i would have the best cocaine party ever.

    indoor snow except with cocaine. making coke angels on the floor. DECADENCE

    Making cokemen

    having cokeball fights

    Cocaine suppositories.

    Tonkka on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    It is my birthday.

    Make me things.

    Howzabout I make you a man?

    ChicoBlue on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    Ormi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    i would have the best cocaine party ever.

    indoor snow except with cocaine. making coke angels on the floor. DECADENCE

    Making cokemen

    having 8-ball fights

    Graves on
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    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I would buy farcical amounts of lego

    and build whatever the fuck I wanted

    You could build a lego factory out of lego.

    ChicoBlue on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    It is my birthday.

    Make me things.

    Howzabout I make you a man?

    Only if he's pretty

    Projeck on
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    At the end of the night everyone is given a gun and three bullets, who ever makes it out alive wins the rest of the coke.

    Melding on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Can I just have a compound bow?

    Some Dynamite?

    Tonkka on
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    No, it has to be fair. shotguns for everybody!

    Melding on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I just want a knife then.

    Naked.

    So I can prey on their fear, feel the kill...

    Tonkka on
  • SwissLionSwissLion We are beside ourselves! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    It is my birthday.

    Make me things.

    Howzabout I make you a man?

    Only if he's pretty
    ???

    SwissLion on
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I would use my lego to build larger versions of each lego block, which I would then use to construct giant-sized lego structures

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  • SwissLionSwissLion We are beside ourselves! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hmm.

    Commence several hours of me listening to the Rocky Horror Soundtrack on repeat.

    CURSE YOU PROJECK!

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Alright, you can have a knife Tonkka

    Melding on
  • atmaatma Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    atma wrote: »
    penny arcade is a private company

    but I would make them an offer they couldn't refuse

    then I would do terrible things, terrible, gross, evil nasty things

    Well shit, I was actually thinking more lookouts and guess what just happened

    atma on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    guys that's not important right now

    what's important is that you give me your money

    all of it


    right now





    just trust me man, it's really important

    SCIENTOLOGY

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    What's funnier than a dead baby

    A dead baby clown

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    icpfuneral.jpg

    Druhim on
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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited April 2010
    yeah, I was hesitant to post that because of the presence of an actual dead baby

    Macera on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    It's not like we haven't posted that picture before and commented on the awkward awfulness of a juggalo funeral. Everyone except the parents looks like they'd rather be someplace else.

    Druhim on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Couldn't those Juggalos use magic like magnetism and shit to save their baby?

    Hunter on
  • timspork's ghosttimspork's ghost Librarian and Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Re: Canceling Heroes.

    If I had billions, I'd give Abrams as much money as it takes to take the entire cast from Star Trek and make a new TV Series.

    It would probably be the most expensive tv show ever, but I wouldn't care because it would be glorious.

    timspork's ghost on
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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited April 2010
    Even better?

    A 40k tv show

    Each week a different vignette from the Dark Millennium, season finale ends with all the established characters dying

    Macera on
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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    oh that reminds me I'd make the blizzard cinematic team guys produce full movies

    starring tossrock as the orc/the terran/the diablo

    Wimble on
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  • timspork's ghosttimspork's ghost Librarian and Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    Even better?

    A 40k tv show

    Each week a different vignette from the Dark Millennium, season finale ends with all the established characters dying

    That could possibly be really bad though. I know a Star Trek show with the actors from the new movie would be awesome.


    Plus the 40k show would have to be on HBO due to the massive blood shed.

    timspork's ghost on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    Even better?

    A 40k tv show

    Each week a different vignette from the Dark Millennium, season finale ends with all the established characters dying

    That could possibly be really bad though. I know a Star Trek show with the actors from the new movie would be awesome.


    Plus the 40k show would have to be on HBO due to the massive blood shed.

    How would being on HBO be a bad thing? HBO has some excellent programming.

    Druhim on
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    It's not like we haven't posted that picture before and commented on the awkward awfulness of a juggalo funeral. Everyone except the parents looks like they'd rather be someplace else.

    I dunno, the father (I'm assuming that's the father) looks like he just wants to go get a burger or something

    Dichotomy on
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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A 40k miniseries on HBO would be fantastic

    Much better than on a regular network, anyway

    Crashmo on
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  • timspork's ghosttimspork's ghost Librarian and Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    If you did it accurately, no one would want to watch it because it would be too bloody.

    timspork's ghost on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    everybody would die in every episode

    PiptheFair on
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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • TamTam Le Buggeur Risible Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A 40K show would be the bleakest shit

    Unless you're doing the star child thing where all the chaos gods are destroyed

    Tam on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    invest 10% of it, receive enormous dividends off 12 million dollars forever

    rest goes to charity

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    invest 10% of it, receive enormous dividends off 12 million dollars forever

    rest goes to charity

    I think her stage name was Chastity and she'd totally take you to the champagne room for a less than that.

    Butters on
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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    It's not like we haven't posted that picture before and commented on the awkward awfulness of a juggalo funeral. Everyone except the parents looks like they'd rather be someplace else.

    worst part: she called into a radio show hosted by the icp guys and they owned her to tears, it was brutal

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited April 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    A 40K show would be the bleakest shit

    Unless you're doing the star child thing where all the chaos gods are destroyed

    So long as the show were to embrace the total ridiculousness of the setting, I don't think it would be too bleak

    Macera on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    It's not like we haven't posted that picture before and commented on the awkward awfulness of a juggalo funeral. Everyone except the parents looks like they'd rather be someplace else.

    worst part: she called into a radio show hosted by the icp guys and they owned her to tears, it was brutal

    that's amazing

    PiptheFair on
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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    why?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    because icp continues to troll their fans, and yet they still have them

    PiptheFair on
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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
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