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Debate and Discourse: AWESOME POST in "[Teabag Militia]: And we shall name it TALIBAN", by

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edited April 2010 in [2008-2012] Awesome Posts?
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Post: [Teabag Militia]: And we shall name it TALIBAN
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Posted by: GungHo
Original Content:
devCharles wrote: »
I eagerly await The Food Network adding political commentary to their menu.

Ever watch Anthony Bourdain? He doesn't exactly shy away.
That's the Travel Channel.
Besides, I know Obama didn't have that BLT. He's a secret Muslim, remember?
An aside: I had a long and aggrivating discussion with a coworker about her belief in Obama being a secret Muslim that basically had me going through each Pillar of Islam and explaining how Obama isn't adhereing to any of them, and beyond that, how he eats pork, drinks alcohol, etc. And then she started talking about the "Sixth Pillar of Islam" and I said "<name>, I don't think that he's going on a jihad." And then she corrected me, with a completely sincere look on her face, "no, the Sixth Pillar is having the Arab name."

There was an Indian guy at the next table who snickered, said something in Hindi, pointed at the woman, and then all of them (5) started to laugh... loudly.

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The rest of you, I fucking hate you for the fact that I now have a blue dot on this god awful thread.

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  • OctoparrotOctoparrot Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I was desperately hoping nobody reported the money puns for awesome. Thank God.

    the GOP shouldn't give a rats ass about them since they won't vote for them. If someone won't vote for you they might as well not exist.
  • DarmakDarmak Forgive me for this violence I am about to inflictRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Money puns would have been better than this shit.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    obama isn't muslim, people are stupid

    got it, thanks

  • agoajagoaj One is the loneliest number you could ever chuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Islam has five pillars so that you can forget one but your faith still stands.

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    agoaj wrote: »
    Islam has five pillars so that you can forget one but your faith still stands.

    *CLAPS*

    Ya know, as a Christian sent to a madrassa so my father wouldn't have to watch my brother and I all the time and hopefully be exposed to other boys my age (only thing exposed were my tears and my brother's fist to the boy's face), the fact that someone would make up a 6th pillar of islam makes me wonder if Al Qaeda is making up a new book of the Torah or the bible that says kill all the muslims.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    It's criminal that all those stupid puns are getting more stars.

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    It's criminal that all those stupid puns are getting more stars.
    It's not hard to get more than zero stars

    It's an easy game to hate
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