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OH MY GOD YES
AJ this game was pretty much made for you
It says something that even though the gameplay is intensely mediocre, I loved the shit out of it
also Keith is the best character in any game ever
ROCK ON FBI
gonna buy it next paycheck
gonna buy the fuck out of it
Those cutscenes are amazing, what are you talking about
gonna buy it right now
Just not my thing, maybe? I can enjoy corny campy stuff, but sometimes it goes beyond a line and just is painful to watch. That cutscene falls into that category.
I know what you mean
I got horribly bored with god hand and just stopped playing
Yeah I went there
stick with it, I implore you
But I gotta wait to get it
I went on a drunken splurge and bought way too much The Middleman stuff
like the whole series
and every volume of the comic
and for some reason this http://www.amazon.com/Middleman-VHS-Satya-Bannerjee/dp/6304587422
is it as ridiculousy campy as god hand
There's a gas mask wearing paraplegic and his manservant who only speaks in rhymes
And a flamboyant police officer who loves to bake
And lots of meandering, empty monologues about cartoons and movies
And and and and you saw that youtube video about the sinners sandwich right GET THIS GAME NOW
Buy this game, and buy it now
If you do not, I will have a cow
so says Mr. Moriveth.
If i'm not mistaken it's another name for the devil. In other words, no one knows.
So say we all!
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even if it is the most awkward rhyme ever, hell, even if it barely even rhymes
he will do it
Hey now
People do acknowledge it
That's why it's great
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Don't ask me about Zach. It's a... private matter.
Also, you smoke to pass the time.
Finished Episode Two and somehow again missed a single manuscript page
Collectible guide
You can replay parts of chapters.
Jesus Christ do they need to ease up on the narration. For fuck's sake.
Here it's just, "The stairs were broken. I knew I'd have to find another way up." WELL NO FUCKING SHIT, ALAN.
You get used to it. It is just kind of a tutorial... I noticed less of it as the game went on.
1 more page to find before my nightmare run. I just ran right past it in chapter 4 too. Guess I'll get to do the stage fight again! Best part of the game.
Seems pretty good, altough the facial animations are ungodly sometimes.
What's up with the heavy-handed foreshadowing and symbolism though? I mean, Bright Falls? Really?
"I got some flashlights, just in case."
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
see my above post
Maybe that just the games thing.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Edit: "I kept finding the pages, as if by accident"
Oh man. This game is most certainly not taking itself very seriously. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.