So what makes Stephen Hawking an expert all of a sudden

MrMonroe

hey look foolproof is back and this theory is even crazier than his last one

Grey Ghost

MrMonroe wrote: »

hey look foolproof is back and this theory is even crazier than his last one

Wait, what was he talking about last time?

Aneurhythmia

Fool proof, indeed.

mensch-o-matic

but i

what

how can you

but i

Tam

That reminds me of the Star Trek thing where the dinosaurs evolved to a point where they struck out into space

except this has less credibility

Pony

holy shit foolproof is full-time crazy

Tam

I just got it

foolproof is ACSIS

ZeroFill

maybe he's just saying humanity represents an evolutionary inevitability

all advanced races are humans

the future is bright guys

MrMonroe

Grey Ghost wrote: »

MrMonroe wrote: »

hey look foolproof is back and this theory is even crazier than his last one

Wait, what was he talking about last time?

his theory about how the cops in his locality (indiana if I remember correctly) were all corrupt child-raping murderers who regularly killed reporters in order to keep their deeds from becoming publicized

so yeah he's full-on stir crazy conspiracy nutter

DodgeBlan

But what about that african tribe from the Dog star, huh? They knew that it was two stars. They are aliens. Also George Clinton

Dichotomy

is it mormons or scientologists that believe the universe is populated by humans

or is it both?

Futore

Cloudman wrote: »

now This needs to be part of a fighting game

Clint Eastwood

Futore wrote: »

Cloudman wrote: »

now This needs to be part of a fighting game

DodgeBlan

well warhams 40k believes that humanity populated the galaxy and then forgot. I am okay with my cosmology matching that particular fictional universe

Henroid

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

Foolproof wrote: »

I think many cultures had forgotten all about the rest of the human race before being "discovered" by explorers. It is possible that this part of our universe is already mostly human occupied. Hopefully environmental pressures have evolved our women to be much hotter then the average human worlds. Failing that hopefully we do something better than our neighbors. no one wants to be the milky way's canada.

Most tribes had first contact with traders and religious missionaries. I think if we kill and eat the first few aliens that come to our planet then we will have some time to plan our next move before the cultural contamination and cross fertilization begins in earnest.

woah woah wait

you

you think any other planet has human life

human life that we could breed with

When we find alien life the first thing we need to do is find out if we can inter-breed.

The Far Side

Cloudman wrote: »

lmao williamsburg

Tam

some of my favorite useless fantasies are in the vein of "what if [great civilization x] didn't fall"

Cilla Black

Tam wrote: »

some of my favorite useless fantasies are in the vein of "what if [great civilization x] didn't fall"

the only one I care about is the Library at Alexandria.

Blake T

ZeroFill wrote: »

maybe he's just saying humanity represents an evolutionary inevitability

all advanced races are humans

the future is bright guys

I thought this when I was 8 to explain why all aliens on tv looked like humans.

I thought I was so fucking smart.

Blake T

Henroid wrote: »

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

Foolproof wrote: »

I think many cultures had forgotten all about the rest of the human race before being "discovered" by explorers. It is possible that this part of our universe is already mostly human occupied. Hopefully environmental pressures have evolved our women to be much hotter then the average human worlds. Failing that hopefully we do something better than our neighbors. no one wants to be the milky way's canada.

Most tribes had first contact with traders and religious missionaries. I think if we kill and eat the first few aliens that come to our planet then we will have some time to plan our next move before the cultural contamination and cross fertilization begins in earnest.

woah woah wait

you

you think any other planet has human life

human life that we could breed with

When we find alien life the first thing we need to do is find out if we can inter-breed.

It is like the army except more polite.

As opposed to travelling to interesting places and killing the people there we get to travel to interesting places and bone the people there.

Wait that sounds more like a thailand sex tour but you get the idea.

Dichotomy

I always enjoyed when my anthropology professor would start ranting about how shitty the human body actually is and and all the flaws we've inherited and if there was some kind of designer he was boneheaded

he fucking hates the human knee

Platypus Beirut

Henroid wrote: »

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

Foolproof wrote: »

I think many cultures had forgotten all about the rest of the human race before being "discovered" by explorers. It is possible that this part of our universe is already mostly human occupied. Hopefully environmental pressures have evolved our women to be much hotter then the average human worlds. Failing that hopefully we do something better than our neighbors. no one wants to be the milky way's canada.

Most tribes had first contact with traders and religious missionaries. I think if we kill and eat the first few aliens that come to our planet then we will have some time to plan our next move before the cultural contamination and cross fertilization begins in earnest.

woah woah wait

you

you think any other planet has human life

human life that we could breed with

When we find alien life the first thing we need to do is find out if we can inter-breed.

If it's possible, I'd like to be the first person to breed with an alien. As long as she doesn't devour me after the act. Or implants her larva into me.

Tam

Cilla Black wrote: »

Tam wrote: »

some of my favorite useless fantasies are in the vein of "what if [great civilization x] didn't fall"

the only one I care about is the Library at Alexandria.

You should probably care about the Grand Library at Baghdad/The House of Wisdom too.

Macera

DodgeBlan wrote: »

well warhams 40k believes that humanity populated the galaxy and then forgot. I am okay with my cosmology matching that particular fictional universe

In 40k running at guys and punching them is a legitimate military strategy, so I wouldn't try to take much from it

Tam

Macera wrote: »

DodgeBlan wrote: »

well warhams 40k believes that humanity populated the galaxy and then forgot. I am okay with my cosmology matching that particular fictional universe

In 40k running at guys and punching them is a legitimate military strategy, so I wouldn't try to take much from it

?

Fiz

For what it is worth, there are plenty of humans who have sex with each other even though there is absolutely no chance they could ever produce an offspring by such a union.

Cilla Black

the people running and hitting things in 40k are either encased in extremely durable metal power armor or massive green humanoid-shaped fungus plants with few actual organs to be harmed by damage.

Platypus Beirut

Guys in movies and other media are always throwing punches at each other, no one ever tries to wrestle his opponent to the ground. Perhaps because it's visually less interesting.

Blake T

Fiz wrote: »

For what it is worth, there are plenty of humans who have sex with each other even though there is absolutely no chance they could ever produce an offspring by such a union.

What fiz is trying to say here it is more important that they want to fuck than whether or not we can breed.

What I want to know is, are they hot.

DodgeBlan

requirements for aliens to become objects of human desire:

Orifice at least Xcm deep

Protrusion at least Ycm long

Cilla Black

Blaket wrote: »

Fiz wrote: »

For what it is worth, there are plenty of humans who have sex with each other even though there is absolutely no chance they could ever produce an offspring by such a union.

What fiz is trying to say here it is more important that they want to fuck than whether or not we can breed.

oh mass effect 2, you have taught us so much

Houk

DodgeBlan wrote: »

requirements for aliens to become objects of human desire:

Orifice at least Xcm deep

Protrusion at least Ycm long

basically. i would have sex with an alien that met this criteria regardless of appearance, just for the story

Blake T

Houk wrote: »

DodgeBlan wrote: »

requirements for aliens to become objects of human desire:

Orifice at least Xcm deep

Protrusion at least Ycm long

basically. i would have sex with an alien that met this criteria regardless of appearance, just for the story

But houk what if it was a fat alien?

mensch-o-matic

DodgeBlan wrote: »

requirements for aliens to become objects of human desire:

Orifice at least Xcm deep

Protrusion at least Ycm long

dodge people are turned on by balloons

BALLOONS

we'd be hard-pressed to find a creature at least several people DIDNT want to fuck

Cilla Black

look I don't know about you guys but sentience gets me all hot and bothered

MrMonroe

Houk wrote: »

DodgeBlan wrote: »

requirements for aliens to become objects of human desire:

Orifice at least Xcm deep

Protrusion at least Ycm long

basically. i would have sex with an alien that met this criteria regardless of appearance, just for the story

Here Lies Houk

1984 - 2022

"Wrap It Up. Space Gonorrhea is a Bitch."

Platypus Beirut

When I think about it, I'm not sure I'd like to have sex with one of the District 9 aliens.

mensch-o-matic

Houk wrote: »

DodgeBlan wrote: »

requirements for aliens to become objects of human desire:

Orifice at least Xcm deep

Protrusion at least Ycm long

basically. i would have sex with an alien that met this criteria regardless of appearance, just for the story

"gonna deposit my hermaphroditic sperm-egg mucous all over you baby

oooh i bet you like that, i can feel you squirming in my ancillary ovary-sac"

Fiz

Blaket wrote: »

Fiz wrote: »

For what it is worth, there are plenty of humans who have sex with each other even though there is absolutely no chance they could ever produce an offspring by such a union.

What fiz is trying to say here it is more important that they want to fuck than whether or not we can breed.

What I want to know is, are they hot.

I mean, people have sex with all kinds of weird shit. There's going to be at least one person who wants to fuck whatever is out there.

DodgeBlan

Sentient cloud of space dust all up in the club. Workin' it, humans be frontin