[WoW] [Clawshrimp and Co] Pudgy Panda Punchin' - Alliance PVE Guild on Draenor-US

Boomguin

Ho' there.

Long-time lurker on the PA forums, first time, uh poster.

I've recently come back to WoW to discover my old guild has turned into a hive of scum, villainy and assholes.

Would Clawshrimp and Co. be interested in a druid of the resto/balance, sometimes feral type? I have full heroic/with epic gear for both specs, the caster being the better set and have been a WoW player for uh, forever. I'm looking to leave the Horde behind and reroll over on Alliance. I only ever played Horde to play with my friends (so to speak), and now they're all gone.

Also, dick jokes are funny. They are probably the highest form of comedy.

So...can I play toooooo?

Emporium

Hells yes Boomguin. Join /pa or /who clawshrimp and co and ask someone if an officer is on. I'll be around most of the day tomorrow (my in-game name is Rocterros), otherwise we usually have at least one officer on during the evening.

LeftOnRed

Yes, someone who can both heal and DPS would be quite valuable to us. We're a fucked up guild that tends to come up short on DPS for raids so that's pretty helpful and another person wh can heal is always helpful.

Creidhes

ALL the dick jokes. We have them.

LeftOnRed

We might be horrible at the game, but we're awesome at dick jokes.

Boomguin

Dick jokes are really why I play WoW. Back in Vanilla, I'd sit in the Barrens and just watch them fly-by like phallic poems.

Also, butts!

Anyway, faction change is done, now awaiting server transfer to Draenor. I'll be on tonight!

Wooooo.

Corehealer

Creidhes wrote: »

ALL the dick jokes. We have them.

Mumble reminded me of Barrens Chat, but with more suave and less Chuck Norris. Classy stuff.

4.1 isn't giving me a reason to log in and I'm going on vacation soon, but you guys are the best guild ever and I do miss just listening to the crazy shit and Ylon. I'll have to try and find time to hop in and say hi soon.

Taloniss

Hi!

I'm a long time lurker to the PA forums. I recently came back to WoW on a server that crashes more than it stays up (yay Stormrage).

I moved my character to Draenor in the hopes of getting in with you folks. I enjoy dick and fart jokes and even the occasional yo momma joke.

I'm currently leveling a worgen rogue, he's level 63 now. My work schedule may stop me from attending all raids, but I should be good for about half of them. I'm usually on 5 days a week or so, in the evening east coast time.

Emporium

Taloniss wrote: »

Hi!

I'm a long time lurker to the PA forums. I recently came back to WoW on a server that crashes more than it stays up (yay Stormrage).

I moved my character to Draenor in the hopes of getting in with you folks. I enjoy dick and fart jokes and even the occasional yo momma joke.

I'm currently leveling a worgen rogue, he's level 63 now. My work schedule may stop me from attending all raids, but I should be good for about half of them. I'm usually on 5 days a week or so, in the evening east coast time.

Awesome. Join the PA channel (/channel PA) or do a /who clawshrimp and co and ask someone for an invite when you get a chance. Alternatively I'll be on most of the day (in-game name Rocterros), so just send me a tell whenever you're on.

Edit: just noticed you're canadian. We're full on those, sorry.

Spoiler:

Just kidding.

Noisymunk

Woo! Cho'Gall down! Wooooooo!


WOOOOOO!


First night of attempts, 4th attempt, no deaths.

Feels good, man.

LeftOnRed

Sounds like it's time for a Cho'gall murder bump.

Good job, fuckers.

Edit: DAMN YOU NOISY!

Corehealer

LeftOnRed wrote: »

Sounds like it's time for a Cho'gall murder bump.

Good job, fuckers.

Edit: DAMN YOU NOISY!

Ya seriously, good job you crazy bastards. You deserve that kill.

Emporium

Allow me to be the first person to say that I had absolutely zero faith that we would ever down Cho'Gall, or any other end boss this tier. I have been proven wrong. Congratulations everyone who was there for the kill, hopefully we can keep the momentum up for Nefarian (or whatever) on Wednesday.

LeftOnRed

Yeah, I remember thinking we were boned on Omnitron. Did we become an actual guild somewhere along the way?

Ylon

I remember when i thought, yea I am the best evah. Then somewhere along the way I put the rest of the guild on my back, and we killed shit.

The End

Creidhes

Ylon wrote: »

I remember when i thought, yea I am the best evah. Then somewhere along the way I put the rest of the guild on my back, and we killed shit.

The End

We missed you too BroLon.

belligerent

I was so mad I forgot to push my talk key.


HMGALMFAF:ADJASLDJASL:JD:SJD LS SLG"JDS"GJSD STUPID SHOULDER TOKEN.

Ylon

belligerent wrote: »

I was so mad I forgot to push my talk key.


HMGALMFAF:ADJASLDJASL:JD:SJD LS SLG"JDS"GJSD STUPID SHOULDER TOKEN.

All I can say is that my dick hurts

Kreutz

I also want to thank Deord for taking us halfway there (whoa oh). Hope the laptop was worth it, bro.

Boomguin

While our awesomeness and ability to make one hell of a dick joke was never in question, it was kickass for us to down that bastard.

I bet if we down Nefarian, the server will implode.

belligerent

Still have to do AA, though.

3 dimension fight? Fuck off.


Also, if anyone needs a rare gem cut, before buying whisper me or send me an ingame mail. I'm swimming in all of them except red. I also have every cut and can't sell them fast enough.

especially blues, fuck those ones.

Koldanar

So, things look good that I will finally have the time to return to game sometime in June, as our kitchen will be all sparkly and new, our yard will be done, garden planted, and our pond completely stripped to the ground, rebuilt, and fish as happy as they ever were. And I will be exhasuted.

Roe

Koldanar wrote: »

So, things look good that I will finally have the time to return to game sometime in June, as our kitchen will be all sparkly and new, our yard will be done, garden planted, and our pond completely stripped to the ground, rebuilt, and fish as happy as they ever were. And I will be exhasuted.

Don't you mean exalted?

Simon Moon

Oh, hey, grats on the kill. I was planning to be back by now, but May turned into "my wife is graduating and then we're going to Disney World." And now summer classes start up Tuesday.

...yeah, Kold's excuse is better.

sassfactor4

oddly enough a lot of the regular raid team is at disney world right now

Noisymunk

Totally at WDW right now.

Noisymunk

We saw a Jermy in its natural environment.

SteevL

Noisymunk wrote: »

We saw a Jermy in its natural environment.

I can attest that this can be a memorable thing.

AfroJ

We successfully raided Raglan Road last night. Hooray for food and giant beers!

Simon Moon

AfroJ wrote: »

We successfully raided Raglan Road last night. Hooray for food and giant beers!

Hey, we ate there last week. My wife got the flight of Irish beers. Never thought I'd hear the words "cute" and "beer" in the same sentence.

SabreMau

My game time expired last weekend. As I have an authenticator this time, I don't expect anyone to grab my characters' stuff while I'm gone, but I'll probably be back sometime next month or the month after once my brothers get done with school and have time for play.

While they don't have time for WoW when they've got homework, they still have time for a bunch of Minecraft. I dunno.

Dissociater

Hey, do you guys still play a bit? I want to make a Worgan Alt, and I'd rather play with some PA guys than random other people.

Creidhes

Dissociater wrote: »

Hey, do you guys still play a bit? I want to make a Worgan Alt, and I'd rather play with some PA guys than random other people.

It's usually quieter in the summer but there's some die hards that will never stop playing.

Bikkstah

Are you guys still raiding and in need of a resto druid? Balance is my offspec.

belligerent

Guys,

sorry for dropping mid dragonhawk. my power went out.

Boomguin

No worries, we got some poor PUG healer and subjected him to our particular brand of awesome.

belligerent

hey roc do you have any chaos orbs?

Riale

Anyone still playing right now?

I decided to play a bit this summer because I finally have some time. I haven't been around since right when Cata hit. Returning to my old characters is overwhelming. I've completely forgotten what I was doing.

I made some alts for now, and I'd love to get them in the guild, but I haven't been able to find anyone online in the last few days. Of course, that might just be my late night schedule at work.

If there are any officers around who wouldn't mind throwing my alts an invite if only for the exp bonus, that'd be awesome. I should be on tonight and most of this week in the afternoon at least.

belligerent

Add Rocterros and oktotemfest to your friends list. he's the most active player besides me. Also posting here is good, he'll usually let you know when he's on.

Noisymunk

Riale wrote: »

Anyone still playing right now?

I decided to play a bit this summer because I finally have some time. I haven't been around since right when Cata hit. Returning to my old characters is overwhelming. I've completely forgotten what I was doing.

I made some alts for now, and I'd love to get them in the guild, but I haven't been able to find anyone online in the last few days. Of course, that might just be my late night schedule at work.

If there are any officers around who wouldn't mind throwing my alts an invite if only for the exp bonus, that'd be awesome. I should be on tonight and most of this week in the afternoon at least.

Officers galore tonight if you still need a ginvite.