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Star[chat] II - Wangs of Boobery

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  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIES Registered User regular
    this song also totally uses "the sensitive female chord progression"

    http://sixfouronefive.blogspot.com/

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    There is totally fanservice in GiTS. THe main character is fan service.

    pfft

    She is a kickass awesome cyborg super hacker and does not care

    You forgot "bisexual".

    You have something against that? :x

  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    The Japanese kanji for "emergency exit" translates as "extremely door" in Chinese hanzi.

    Extreme doors are everywhere downtown.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Start of Gankutsuo:

    It's The Count of Monte Cristo, in space, with music by Jean-Jacques Burnel and breathtaking computer animation.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY3wpVnOQGw

    Blocked in MY country?! THIS

    IS

    AMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRKKAAAAAAAAAAA

    Well, it's not really America, is it?

    Neal Stephenson wrote:
    It was, of course, nothing more than sexism, the especially virulent type espoused by male techies who sincerely believe that they are too smart to be sexists.
  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    also montecristo has like one of the best songs to play in audiosurf

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    How is the singleplayer in Dawn of War II?

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    There is totally fanservice in GiTS. THe main character is fan service.

    pfft

    She is a kickass awesome cyborg super hacker and does not care

    You forgot "bisexual".

    You have something against that? :x

    No. Just making sure you're being accurate.

    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum
    Spoiler:
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    I just saw Day9 comment on a mothership rush.

    It worked.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    How is the singleplayer in Dawn of War II?

    I enjoyed the campaign and the expansions campaign was a lot of fun, too.

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    The Japanese kanji for "emergency exit" translates as "extremely door" in Chinese hanzi.

    Extreme doors are everywhere downtown.

    How do you make an extreme door? Is it manufactured from Mountain Dew cans?

    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum
    Spoiler:
  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    I wanna be a cyborg :sigh:

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    How is the singleplayer in Dawn of War II?

    I enjoyed the campaign and the expansions campaign was a lot of fun, too.

    Awesome. I'm gonna grab this shit on your suggestion alone. Then I'm gonna dismiss it as soon as I get my SCII beta key.


    sigh... I'll wait until I get the key.

    But what do I play in the meantime!?

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  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    I should install steam

  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    I should try audiosurf

    Neal Stephenson wrote:
    It was, of course, nothing more than sexism, the especially virulent type espoused by male techies who sincerely believe that they are too smart to be sexists.
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    Fuck it, I'm gonna watch Gankutsuou.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    I wanna be a cyborg :sigh:

    Eat high amounts of fat and sodium in an attempt to destroy your heart and warrant a pacemaker.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    poshniallo wrote: »
    I should try audiosurf

    It's a great game especially if your music library is full of fast, intense music.

  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    How is the singleplayer in Dawn of War II?

    I enjoyed the campaign and the expansions campaign was a lot of fun, too.

    Counterpoint: The campaign is boring and samey unless you are sexually excited by the idea of pimping out the human wastelands collectively referred to as space marines

  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    How is the singleplayer in Dawn of War II?

    I enjoyed the campaign and the expansions campaign was a lot of fun, too.

    Awesome. I'm gonna grab this shit on your suggestion alone. Then I'm gonna dismiss it as soon as I get my SCII beta key.


    sigh... I'll wait until I get the key.

    But what do I play in the meantime!?

    MW4?

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Thank you for reminding me of audiosurf. Since I have my music back I really have been meaning to get that.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Oh Jesus Christ Brendan Frasier.

    I used to like you man.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    How is the singleplayer in Dawn of War II?

    I enjoyed the campaign and the expansions campaign was a lot of fun, too.

    Counterpoint: The campaign is boring and samey unless you are sexually excited by the idea of pimping out the human wastelands collectively referred to as space marines

    You kill stuff, lots of stuff. I love killing shit. Plus it has some great death animations.

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  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    motherfrrrrr

    I forgot my steam account name

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    ahahahaha furry vengeance.

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    motherfrrrrr

    I forgot my steam account name

    Your alias should work. It's just Elldren.

  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    motherfrrrrr

    I forgot my steam account name

    Your alias should work. It's just Elldren.

    Oh.

    ffff what was my password????

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    motherfrrrrr

    I forgot my steam account name

    Your alias should work. It's just Elldren.

    Oh.

    ffff what was my password????

    I'll PM it to you.

  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    Fuck it, I'm gonna watch Gankutsuou.

    You'll like one of the characters that is a girl that is really a boy :P

  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Mmmm poor man's Frito pie.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    You know I will admit I have a guilty liking Gurren Lagann. It is truly a 24 episode penis joke and in a way that is what makes it great.

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  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    holy shit the ui is so different

  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    You know I will admit I have a guilty liking Gurren Lagann. It is truly a 24 episode penis joke and in a way that is what makes it great.

    That's not a guilty pleasure. That's 24 episodes of fantastic over the top comedy and phallic robots.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    So yeah after winning my first match against another human I got stomped that last one.

    Apparently I don't know how to properly wall shit off, but even if those lings hadn't have gotten to my SCVs I probably still would have been toast.

  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    ZERG RUSH KEKEKE

    NO.
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Nocturne wrote: »
    So yeah after winning my first match against another human I got stomped that last one.

    Apparently I don't know how to properly wall shit off, but even if those lings hadn't have gotten to my SCVs I probably still would have been toast.

    Did you play SIG yet.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    You know I will admit I have a guilty liking Gurren Lagann. It is truly a 24 episode penis joke and in a way that is what makes it great.

    That's not a guilty pleasure. That's 24 episodes of fantastic over the top comedy and phallic robots.

    It really really is. It is so hilariously bad but at the same time so god damn entertaining.

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  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    oh hey, I had steam installed on the external so nothing was lost when my compy died!

  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    So yeah after winning my first match against another human I got stomped that last one.

    Apparently I don't know how to properly wall shit off, but even if those lings hadn't have gotten to my SCVs I probably still would have been toast.

    Did you play SIG yet.

    No I gotta go to bed or I will be hella tired tomorrow like I was today.

    NO.
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Gurren Lagann is NOT BAD AT ALL.

    IT'S THE BEST.

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