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BREAKING NEWS: Fat Kids, Shoes, Fat Kids Can't Enlist

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  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Butters wrote: »
    If that "juice" is Kool-Aide or Hi-C that shouldn't surprise anyone that it's making kids into little fatties.

    No, straight up juice.

    12 oz Coke: 39g
    8.3 oz Red Bull: 27g
    8oz Snapple Iced Tea: 23g
    8oz Minute Maid Lemonade: 27g
    8oz Orange Juice: 24g
    8oz Apple Juice: 26g (exactly the same amount as Coke)

    Straight from Minute Maid, 100% apple juice

    250 mL = ~8.5oz

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Edcrab I always think of Edguy when I seen your name.

    Where have the clowns gone?

    forever my favorite Edguy song

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited May 2010
    anyone know what it is about regular sugar that would make my face break out? this has been going on for a while and it's pretty damn annoying. we're talking minute amounts here, like half a pack of jaffa cakes and the next day i'm almost sure to have some new pimples. i'm totally not a pizzaface but having one or two semi-big ones is not optimal.

    because of this i've been drinking my coffee/tea with splenda/equal for the past...fuck, two years? i don't know anymore. i really try to limit the sweets but it would be great if i didn't have to.

  • UnluckyUnlucky Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Jragghen wrote: »
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    I need cliff notes, that is too long for watching right now.

    Cliffs notes:
    *Stuff*
    Good summary, I've always wondered about these facts. I am hoping this thread continues to be informative.

    For the record, I am almost underweight and have been for the majority of my life, but I am expecting my metabolism to show the fuck down as my father's an overweight bald guy. :P

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Crashmo wrote: »
    Manfeet are pretty ugly, yes

    speak for yourself, my feet would make tarantino gay

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    I wonder what other untapped markets there are.

    If you can think of a fetish, there's at least one forum dedicated to masturbating to it

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  • StareosarusStareosarus Mrs. Lady Smart Hero FloridaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Yet her native american name is She Who Wears The Pants.

    For what it's worth, it's hard to wear the pants when I wear no pants at home.
    Spoiler:

  • iamthepiemaniamthepieman Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    anyone know what it is about regular sugar that would make my face break out? this has been going on for a while and it's pretty damn annoying. we're talking minute amounts here, like half a pack of jaffa cakes and the next day i'm almost sure to have some new pimples. i'm totally not a pizzaface but having one or two semi-big ones is not optimal.

    because of this i've been drinking my coffee/tea with splenda/equal for the past...fuck, two years? i don't know anymore. i really try to limit the sweets but it would be great if i didn't have to.

    Fari, I don't have ANY scientific evidence but I used to have a serious acne problem and kicked its butt by trying every product, technique and voodoo magic out there. I found that I could eat moderate amounts of refined sugar if I accompanied it with a large volume of water throughout the day. I'm talking about 4 - 20 oz. bottles of water during the 8.5 hour work day, one during my workout and a big glass of water before I went to bed. I also found that if the sugar was in fruit, then it didn't cause me to break out.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    anyone know what it is about regular sugar that would make my face break out? this has been going on for a while and it's pretty damn annoying. we're talking minute amounts here, like half a pack of jaffa cakes and the next day i'm almost sure to have some new pimples. i'm totally not a pizzaface but having one or two semi-big ones is not optimal.

    because of this i've been drinking my coffee/tea with splenda/equal for the past...fuck, two years? i don't know anymore. i really try to limit the sweets but it would be great if i didn't have to.

    buh?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited May 2010
    haha less than it sounds!

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    mmmm polish ripoffs

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    I wonder if that shake weight shit is legit or not.
    yeah.

    Just saw one at wal-mart over the weekend. Right by the checkout aisle.

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    I wonder if that shake weight shit is legit or not.
    yeah.

    Just saw one at wal-mart over the weekend. Right by the checkout aisle.

    I'm not sure that's what he meant.

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    queen latifah got breast reduction, didn't she? good call, queenie

    everyone loves a big fat black lady with no breasts

  • Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What should happen is have marketers (cause really, they're the ones who raise our children nowadays) play ads that show an extremely skinny person and label it 'ugly', show a normal person and label it 'beautiful', and show an fatty and label it 'ugly'.

    Then play the shit out of it. Every 5 minutes on MTV, reference it in movies, plaster it all over clothing, etc, etc.

    Fucking market that shit like mad.

    Then, whammo, problem solve in 1 generation.
    Pretty sure babies actually need a lot of calories in their diet

    Have you looked at baby formula? Fucking milkshakes, man, fucking milkshakes.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    but skinny people are attractive

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What should happen is have marketers (cause really, they're the ones who raise our children nowadays) play ads that show an extremely skinny person and label it 'ugly', show a normal person and label it 'beautiful', and show an fatty and label it 'ugly'.

    Then play the shit out of it. Every 5 minutes on MTV, reference it in movies, plaster it all over clothing, etc, etc.

    Fucking market that shit like mad.

    Then, whammo, problem solve in 1 generation.
    Pretty sure babies actually need a lot of calories in their diet

    Have you looked at baby formula? Fucking milkshakes, man, fucking milkshakes.

    Hey, look, there's your problem right there.

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited May 2010
    or even better, just start a famine

    famished societies find fat people attractive

  • Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    or even better, just start a famine

    famished societies find fat people attractive

    Good call!

    All the extremely skinny and fat people will starve, cause they're already malnourished! Now we just need an apocalyptic locust swarm that spans the entire world.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Wait, what's wrong with being skinny now?

    I want to do with you
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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    there was only one leasticoulddo I actually liked

    a woman was accusing male standards of causing women to become bulimic

    and he said, which do you think is a more prevalent problem in America, bulimia or obesity

  • Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Wait, what's wrong with being skinny now?

    Cause people idea of 'skinny' nowadays make Skeletor look fat. Hence why I said 'Extremely Skinny'.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    the problem with the idea of extremely skinny is that people start calling thin people extremely skinny

  • Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    the problem with the idea of extremely skinny is that people start calling thin people extremely skinny

    You see this person?

    http://www.ronitbaras.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/anorexia67aa.jpg


    This person is dieing.

    Though, extremely skinny people do tend to die faster then fatties and thus are less of a burden to society.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    yeah no shit they're extremely skinny

    but people hold THAT up and say "oh well I don't want to be that so I'll just stay fat"

    also there are WAY more health problems associated with being overweight than underweight

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    the problem with the idea of extremely skinny is that people start calling thin people extremely skinny

    You see this person?

    http://www.ronitbaras.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/anorexia67aa.jpg


    This person is dieing.

    Though, extremely skinny people do tend to die faster then fatties and thus are less of a burden to society.

    That isn't true.

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    also man speaking of plus-size models did anyone else see christina hendricks on the cover of the may esquire because goddamn

  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    yeah no shit they're extremely skinny

    but people hold THAT up and say "oh well I don't want to be that so I'll just stay fat"

    also there are WAY more health problems associated with being overweight than underweight

    They're probably saying that because you just criticized them for being fat.

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  • Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    yeah no shit they're extremely skinny

    but people hold THAT up and say "oh well I don't want to be that so I'll just stay fat"

    also there are WAY more health problems associated with being overweight than underweight

    Which is why you need to label both extremely skinny and fat as 'ugly' or 'unclean' or 'sinner', whatever suits your taste buds.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    As7 wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    yeah no shit they're extremely skinny

    but people hold THAT up and say "oh well I don't want to be that so I'll just stay fat"

    also there are WAY more health problems associated with being overweight than underweight

    They're probably saying that because you just criticized them for being fat.

    I'm speaking in the hypothetical--I don't go around calling people fat

  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Better fitness awareness


    some government sponsored advertisements for no frills quality gym programs, government sponsored ads for no frills easy made healthy meals

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    also man speaking of plus-size models did anyone else see christina hendricks on the cover of the may esquire because goddamn

    On this we can agree. My god.


    Also, the dude she's married to has had some funny parts but let's be fair, you know he wakes up every morning just thanking his diety of choice.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    More cushin for the pushin

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh man I hadn't seen that fat kid getting shot by paintballs in such a long time

    Thank you skull man for the reminder that cruelty is hilarious.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I've been on both sides of the spectrum.

    I'm 6'5" and I have weighed over 320lbs, and I've weighed under 150lbs.

    I gotta say. I felt better rail-thin then I did fat. Shocking news, I know.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    I've been on both sides of the spectrum.

    I'm 6'5" and I have weighed over 320lbs, and I've weighed under 150lbs.

    I gotta say. I felt better rail-thin then I did fat. Shocking news, I know.

    I felt better fat than skinny because when I was fat I was still also working out far more and far more rigorously.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    Oh man I hadn't seen that fat kid getting shot by paintballs in such a long time

    Thank you skull man for the reminder that cruelty is hilarious.

    the thing is, the video isn't even really about him being fat
    it's about him being such a bitch

    they start shooting him and he screams like a girl, then he makes hilarious threats that are completely empty
    that's why it's funny and it strikes much closer to why he's being picked on

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dan, post your high school yearbook photos.

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    Oh man I hadn't seen that fat kid getting shot by paintballs in such a long time

    Thank you skull man for the reminder that cruelty is hilarious.

    the thing is, the video isn't even really about him being fat
    it's about him being such a bitch

    they start shooting him and he screams like a girl, then he makes hilarious threats that are completely empty
    that's why it's funny and it strikes much closer to why he's being picked on

    it's such a hilariously pathetic position.

    balancing on a tiny rock, getting shot with paintballs while screeching at the dudes who set you up that you are going to beat them up. And then he takes his glasses off because he means it

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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Back to the whole BMI thing...why do doctors even use that anymore?

    I would think getting one of those body fat % devices would make for a far more accurate determination.

    Isn't weight from fat what we are concerned about anyway?

    That way you aren't berating people for being underweight just because they have a small frame or overweight because they are mountains of muscle.

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