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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    booo

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    JacquesCousteauJacquesCousteau Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I have the old PC Fate of Atlantis still. I still remember some of the puzzles. Moving that totem pole with the old mayonnaise as grease and luring that snake with the use of a friendly forest rodent, finding that like one-pixel thing with the surveyor's equipment.

    Also: I love Temple of Doom. Everyone pisses themselves over Connery and Nazis getting their faces melted but that bridge scene and the dude with his hand in Indi's chest are whoa!mazing.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The last 10 minutes of 2001 do make me hurt myself, in that I get a horrible headache and have to go lie down.

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    John MatrixJohn Matrix Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I have the old PC Fate of Atlantis still. I still remember some of the puzzles. Moving that totem pole with the old mayonnaise as grease and luring that snake with the use of a friendly forest rodent, finding that like one-pixel thing with the surveyor's equipment.

    Also: I love Temple of Doom. Everyone pisses themselves over Connery and Nazis getting their faces melted but that bridge scene and the dude with his hand in Indi's chest are whoa!mazing.

    I think I remember from the Last Crusade game there was a one-pixel piece of tape behind a fallen bookshelf. Good times.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I've defended 2001 about 3 times on this forum

    in fact every time it's brought up I end defending it

    this time I'm just gonna say, you guys can suck an egg

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    STALKER should have had like 45 minutes of grim ukrainian men staring at grass/rain/stones/into the camera cut out

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    Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I liked 2001


    last summer I got in the habit of watching movies before going to sleep
    so I would watch like, 30 minutes of a film then turn it off and go to bed

    so I wound up watching them like I was reading a book or something, kinda slowly and in divisions

    anyways 2001 was probably the best for this

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    you know what movie with aliens is great?

    alien nation

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    I've defended 2001 about 3 times on this forum

    in fact every time it's brought up I end defending it

    this time I'm just gonna say, you guys can suck an egg

    before we got married, my wife was in a film class at UA. She texted me "Man we are watching a sci fi movie it is weird and loooong"

    I asked "What is it called"

    "I forget it's got some computer?"

    "Oh 2001: A Space Odyssey?"

    "Yes it is so boring!"

    "Honey 2001 is pretty much the most famous science fiction movie of all time, directed by one of the most lauded directors of all time. It's an important movie, not just science fiction."

    "Well maybe it shouldn't be so lame"

    I just held my head in my hands and sighed.

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    STALKER should have had like 45 minutes of grim ukrainian men staring at grass/rain/stones/into the camera cut out

    "Go."

    "No, you go."

    "Well, if you love the Zone so much, you should go."

    "I'm not going. I never go. One of you guys should go."

    "No. Go."

    No, you."

    and on and on

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    stalker is like one of my favourite movies

    it's absolutely not for everyone though

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    I'm pretty good at avoiding movies I hate

    last I hated was Hannibal, possibly Body of Lies

    I'm good at this too, but sometimes I'll watch a summer blockbuster I know I'm gonna hate

    Last movie I thought was absolutely awful was Terminator Salvation

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    hey langly, were you the guy I talked to a while back about you going to University of Florida to get some sort of schooling or degree that is related to like comic books

    comic book archival or something

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I just don't trust a movie that doesn't have any shots of a dude walking away from explosion

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    Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    man

    I've seen all kinds of movies I know I'm going to hate

    mostly because I have friends with not so good taste


    I mean

    I saw Dukes of Hazard in theaters

    ugghhh

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    I'm pretty good at avoiding movies I hate

    last I hated was Hannibal, possibly Body of Lies

    I'm good at this too, but sometimes I'll watch a summer blockbuster I know I'm gonna hate

    Last movie I thought was absolutely awful was Terminator Salvation

    I found it to be terribly mediocre

    I think what made that fact worse was that the director was pimping it so hard and trying his best to mention T2 in every interview he had

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    2001 is very slow and doesn't play well to modern audiences on a small TV screen.

    Plus I'm pretty sure the end of movie is meant to be watched while stoned out of your mind.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The best Indy adventure was never even filmed.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    the only thing a movie can do to turn me off is be boring or mediocre

    I ain't care how good or bad it is, I will find enjoyment if it is to be had

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I still have not seen kingdom of the crystal skull. I am told this is a blessing I should not squander.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It is not as bad as people want you to think it is

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    hey langly, were you the guy I talked to a while back about you going to University of Florida to get some sort of schooling or degree that is related to like comic books

    comic book archival or something

    not archival, it was a Literature program focused on Graphic Novels. But it turned out to be only for doctoral students, which was no good for me.

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    John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    I still have not seen kingdom of the crystal skull. I am told this is a blessing I should not squander.

    I went to the cinema to see it against my better judgment. Jesus. Christ.

    As each scene rolled around I was mentally labelling them.

    Spielberg.

    Lucas.

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It is not as bad as people want you to think it is
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    I still have not seen kingdom of the crystal skull. I am told this is a blessing I should not squander.

    I went to the cinema to see it against my better judgment. Jesus. Christ.

    As each scene rolled around I was mentally labelling them.

    Spielberg.

    Lucas.

    Well, this is just one of those things, isn't it?

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    they should have outright made some cold war pulp

    who wouldn't have enjoyed that

    or is george lucas allergic to coming up with anything that's not part of a 30 year old franchise

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    It is not as bad as people want you to think it is
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    I still have not seen kingdom of the crystal skull. I am told this is a blessing I should not squander.

    I went to the cinema to see it against my better judgment. Jesus. Christ.

    As each scene rolled around I was mentally labelling them.

    Spielberg.

    Lucas.

    Well, this is just one of those things, isn't it?

    I thought it was okay

    but it's not in the cinemas now, there are a lot more movies more deserving of your time

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    I've defended 2001 about 3 times on this forum

    in fact every time it's brought up I end defending it

    this time I'm just gonna say, you guys can suck an egg

    before we got married, my wife was in a film class at UA. She texted me "Man we are watching a sci fi movie it is weird and loooong"

    I asked "What is it called"

    "I forget it's got some computer?"

    "Oh 2001: A Space Odyssey?"

    "Yes it is so boring!"

    "Honey 2001 is pretty much the most famous science fiction movie of all time, directed by one of the most lauded directors of all time. It's an important movie, not just science fiction."

    "Well maybe it shouldn't be so lame"

    I just held my head in my hands and sighed.

    No, your wife was correct.

    It is the most boring famous movie ever created.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Maybe I would have loved 2001 less if I hadn't grown up watching awesome stuff like that and planet of the apes

    munkus is a philistine

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    What are those 3 movies you've hated

    This is from a couple pages back, but...


    Flubber, Ferngully and Alone in the Dark.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I can't believe people were shitting on Short Round in this thread.

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    Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    ew.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    hey langly, were you the guy I talked to a while back about you going to University of Florida to get some sort of schooling or degree that is related to like comic books

    comic book archival or something

    not archival, it was a Literature program focused on Graphic Novels. But it turned out to be only for doctoral students, which was no good for me.

    holy shit it was a doctoral program? that is awwwwwwwwesome. I want some comics written by doctors; no more by snake gods and fat dudes

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Verflutche wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    What are those 3 movies you've hated

    This is from a couple pages back, but...


    Flubber, Ferngully and Alone in the Dark.

    Ferngully?

    huh

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    I've defended 2001 about 3 times on this forum

    in fact every time it's brought up I end defending it

    this time I'm just gonna say, you guys can suck an egg

    before we got married, my wife was in a film class at UA. She texted me "Man we are watching a sci fi movie it is weird and loooong"

    I asked "What is it called"

    "I forget it's got some computer?"

    "Oh 2001: A Space Odyssey?"

    "Yes it is so boring!"

    "Honey 2001 is pretty much the most famous science fiction movie of all time, directed by one of the most lauded directors of all time. It's an important movie, not just science fiction."

    "Well maybe it shouldn't be so lame"

    I just held my head in my hands and sighed.

    No, your wife was correct.

    It is the most boring famous movie ever created.

    I have honestly never been able to sit through the whole thing. And this is from someone who loved the book.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    indiana jones in the second poster makes me question my sexuality. Now I want to go make an archeologist in nethack.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    That is crazy naphtali, because the book was written concurrently with the production of the movie.

    you so crazy

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Pretty sure the author of the book stated that the movie was not his vision, and tried to 'correct' this in the sequel.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    not the directors job to realise the authors vision,

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    arthur c clarke > stanley kubrick

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Pretty sure the author of the book stated that the movie was not his vision, and tried to 'correct' this in the sequel.

    Haha, I'll say. I just found this on wikipedia
    Clarke, on the other hand, wrote thorough explanations of "cause and effect" for the events in the novel. James Randi later recounted that upon seeing 2001 for the first time, Clarke left the movie theatre during the first break crying because he was so upset about how the movie had turned out

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